Zoomers Autism

Saw Detective Pikachu yesterday. It's the first modern film I've seen in a while, is it normal for movie characters to be so autistic now?
The main character is this guy who's in his 20s and still lives with grandma and the entire time they're building him up with this girl. But like, he doesn't even get close to getting the roastie. She friendzones him, gets a high paying job, and then at the end of the movie he's just a NEET autist who lives with his dad instead of his grandma. Are all kids movies this autistic when it comes to showing relationships? Is this why zoomers don't have sex and live with mommy and daddy until 30?

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>living with family is considered autism
It's not our fault the economy fucking sucks

this movie is not worth discussion honestly

If you're over the age of 20 and still live with your parents you're an autistic loser. That's just the truth. Even if you were to bring a girl home (that was a joke, haha fat chance) you would have to be quiet so you don't wake mommy up. How does that make you feel?

This is probably the best movie that's going to come out this year second only to sanic

>tfw I know this wrong but I actually am an autistic loser so I can't refute this
damn

"It's me, Snakes, I got the stuff."

Like you're probably underage

yr very clever user

this post was definitely written by a zoomer. kill yourself dude, you'll never make it

Like this is a really big deal to you.

This is a big deal. A big motherfucking deal. Zoomers should be able to have sex at the drop of a hat with all the apps out there but they're an entire generation of anti-social otakus. They literally made this movie to appeal to you because if the main character lived on his own and was able to get a gf zoomers would no longer be able to relate to him.

I left home at 18 yo because I hated my dad. I took the first job I could and got a small apartment. I've been living on my own since then.
I'm only 25 now, I have my own house and work in engineering and robotics.
I can't relate to the rest of my generation, I don't understand why zoomers and millennial want to live with their parents their whole lives.

Bro, the vast majority of kids are fucking, but there's always gonna be some autistic ass people.

Also, I liked the movie because it had a talking Pikachu, there won't be a talking Pikachuin the next one, so this will be the first and last Pokemon movie I watch.
unless they have that talking Meowth from the tv series.

the greatest act gen z will ever achieve is tracking down their father before he kills himself.

there are flaws in character and story in the film etc etc, but you come across as some depressed boomer projecting his sad meme'd life onto others

This is that kind of movie where you bring your kids and laugh at how cute Pikachu is. No need to be so autistic.

Yes yes, projection. Why don't you use some other words you learned in your 4 year debt slavery camp that daddy pays for

Why down you spew this spewege onto other random people irl on the street? cunt

Post your age and picture of yourself right now

A lot of movies nowadays avoid the cliche of hooking up the two main characters. The hero doesn't need to get the girl in every single movie. It's possible to have a positive relationship with a girl that doesn't end in sex or a relationship. If you believed that yourself maybe a girl would actually approach you.

I think the first semi-recent movie I can recall that being a very obvious effort to me was the first Pacific Rim. I remember leaving the movie talking specifically about how much I appreciated him and Mako just hugging at the end of the movie and no forced romance between them. It was so relieving and a breath of fresh air.

I probably would have liked it more if I didn't have the worst audience physically possible in my theater.
Good god, remind me to never visit the cheap ass local theater in my town again. Yeah Regal can be shit but at least I don't put up with a sub-50 IQ audience 99 percent of the time. Am I seriously gonna have to see it again to actually enjoy this? Fuck that shit.

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I live on my own, but by my gf lives with her parents and is 29 and it's never been an issue. Most Asian girls don't move out until they're married, it's not really a zoomer thing dipshit.

Loved the Female Protage and the Pink Lady was cute, Cute!

Last time I was at the kinoplex was Dunkirk. It sucked. Fuck you Nolan! Seems like autistic is the new awesome.Expand your vocabulary faggots.

Is my bro Golisopod in the movie?

Wait, do you fags even play Pokemon? It has nothing to do with twitter or black men fucking white women so its not really up Yea Forums's alley.

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