Biggest fuck you to audiences in history

AAARRRRRHHHHGGGGGG DANY HELP ME

*cough*
"no"

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>boohoo mommy they kills my favorite dragon mommy
God you incels are so pathetic. Did you also cry when they did the red wedding? Or is that specific dragon your "favorit character"? Did your mom buy a toy of that dragon for you to play alone in your bedroom? Fucking nerd incel. I'm glad he died. This show is not about some nerdy BETA MALE bullshit like dragons or zombie's, it's about the GAME OF THRONES. Go watch your fucking narutos with your ninjas who spit "fire and ice" and leave television for the grown ups. Or better yet, grow up and have sex.

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Based Euron

I laughed my ass off and rewinded it a few times

>trolling outside of Yea Forums
see you in 3 days

>Anything I don't like is a troll
The truth hurts doesn't it? Now shut the fuck up and go play in the corner with your dragons. Mommy is going to get her ass eaten tonight.

What is the appeal of coughposting?

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it's the thematic prequel to schlop posting

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I bet you will cry when some more of the strong women get killed off.

I'm sure you cried on Twitter, when the girl with the bad hair was beheaded.

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>neil tyson, a conservative, lumped with liberal trash
imagine being that new

I bet the dabids aren't pet owners. I was outraged and it's mostly just feeling protective of pets, even enormous predators.

It now makes sense why harry preferred ginny

it's based

((()))'s don't own pets

now this is a post

>being a narc
embarrassing

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My only question is when does Drogon die? The next episode or the last one? Because you know they'll kill Drogon, which will neuter Kelly C and remove the last of her power.

AAAAHHH!!!
>*COUGH COUGH*
DANY HELP! DANY WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE THE SHIPS?
>*COUGH*
IT WAS A CLEAR DAY DANY
>*GURGLE*
DANY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION NEXT TI
*SPLASH*

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According to the leaks he tries to save her from Jon but Jon kills him by collapsing a castle tower on top of him, then executes Dany.

proof women shouldn't drive

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That sounds like bullshit, I can't see Jon just cutting his sexy aunt down like that. But then, it is the dabids so who knows...

Oh shit, I'm hit! Mayday! Mayday! Rhaegal going down! I repeat, Rhaegal going down!

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What leak says that? The leaks I've seen never mentioned Drogon dying, if he was mentioned at all he survived

>Missing the entire theme of the books and TV show until D&D fucking killed the NK.

why are you posting a low quality gif in 10fps? stop being a fucking faggot

>>neil tyson, a conservative

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there was an even bigger one in the previous episode.

This
>the way Dany smiles and the happy music that plays right before he gets shot
>the over the top blood spray that looks like a Bloodborne visceral attack
>the noise he makes as he's falling to his death that sounds like someone sucking the last drops of soda out of a straw
>the fact that literally every aspect of the scene is completely nonsensical and was justified by the showrunners with "Dany sort of forgot about her enemies"
Comedy kino

>>the over the top blood spray that looks like a Bloodborne visceral attack
This is surprisingly accurate kek

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>Biggest fuck you to audiences in history

Ahem...

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>Biggest fuck you to audiences in history
The night king throwing his fucking exploding spear and 1 shotting the dragon is way fucking worse to be honest.

It's not. At least that made sense. The NK is a supernatural being, the rules don't apply.

In the books, only one dragon was killed by an arrow, and that was a 1-in-a-million freak shot.

Biggest "ok guys lets get this shit over with"

At least the Night King is known to use magic and you could literally say a wizard did it. The whole boat scene is just a bunch of bullshit thrown together to rush the show.

>In the books, only one dragon was killed by an arrow

wat?

The way of how slowly and softly the first bolt hit was actually extremely cute, like getting shot with a nerf arrow.

>At least the Night King is known to use magic
Outside raising the dead he's literally not.

Think he's talking about Meraxes a barely mentioned past dragon that ate a scorpion bolt in the eye.

That's what I heard anyway. I assume that means the full-sized dragons like Dany's.

>Outside raising the dead he's literally not.
fire

How is it possible for Dany not to see the fleet miles away?

How come Dany didn't seem to be bothered at all by the dragon's death? She sort of forgot all about it in about 2 minutes.

How did they capture Missandei and none of the rest? Did Missandei start swimming towards Euron, or how is it possible she's the only one getting close enough to get captured?

Why didn't Cersei kill Dany and his high command and only dragon right there and then?

At which point did Qyburn get back within the city? Before, during or after Tyrion's speech?

Why did they kill Missandei? What do they gain other than sheer provocation?

How did they climb to the tower, and how did they install the ballistae? There aren't even any stairs.

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he brings winter and blizzards, he can also sense bran when he wargs next to him and leaves a magical tracking device on his arm.

>30 year old virgin comfirmed.

Good to see not everyone is retarded. This wasn't even the biggest fuck you in the season; let alone in history

Negative, I have the gun. Good luck, Your Grace.

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>muh gabzillion genders
>conservative
If he was in any way conservative, then you'd never know his name.

The ending will be a normie's wet dream come true, just you wait

>Dany sort of forgot about her enemies
Well, why wouldn't she? She is a massive pompous cunt with delusions of grandeur who never in her life thought about why are the dragons extinct species.

Who were you talking to? I got in at season 2 and the selling point was just it being a well made fantasy in long form. Violence is a given. Do you want a show about dragons to consist of linking arms and singing?

Jon kills dany and Drogon flies away with her body, doesn't evern try to kill Jon.

Source: Leaks that are about 6 months old and so far are confirmed to be absolutely dead on (Euron killing rhaegal, missandei being executed, winterfell episode, etc).

They are running it into the fucking ground hard like that dragon. Ruining a decade of prime tv and insulting almost three decades of prime story telling. Arya got her fucking grand kill at the twins, why not let jon snow kill the thing hes been working against this entire fucking time ffs... I can only hope grrmartin writes a good book or two before he dies.

What's the recent thing with trannies larping here as women?

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>Jon kills dany and Drogon flies away with her body, doesn't evern try to kill Jon.
>IT'S EVEN MORE RETARDED THAN WE THOUGHT
I hope this is true because it makes no sense

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why should you?

>dragonlance
based, Raistlin did nothing wrong

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why should you? they were not characters

Why? 95% of the audience couldn't tell you that dragons fucking name

Probably because the showrunners failed to build dramatic tension and the whole premise of Dany and her advisors forgetting about a fleet that wrecked them twice was ridiculous.

Same. Euron might be completely different and worse than the book version but I find his constant Chaddery a bright spot in the shitheap this series has become

>teleporting fleet with aimbotting ballista bolts

>The Dany gets btfo episode is airing on Mothers Day
Based DnD

That fleet has been teleporting since season 6. At this point I'm actually convinced that Dany is dumb enough to not spot them

She can't see the color brown. Which is a disadvantage as the whole world is covered in a layer of mud and shit.

nope, this is

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So is Sam the last surviving member of the Nights Watch? That pisses me off more than anything else

On god ive watched this show from the beginning and i couldnt name all the dragons, let alone tell them apart.

And it's her entire army

Based.

I actually wish he'd win. He's a shit character but far more entertaining than any of the strong females or fags we have left. It would be the best ending memewise.

Is there someone who actually can?

jon will return once he kills danny to stop her murderous mad-induced rampage and after bran takes the iron throne

>"This is my Dragon, Drogon"
Bitch has been fucking retarded since day one

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what is the relationship between schlop posting and perro posting?

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>this game came out 9 years ago
jesus christ

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>Your Grace, I've constructed some new armor for your soldiers

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holy fuck dude

Not really.

The fact she somehow flew into an ambush is her own fault.

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If it wasn't for this, normies wouldn't have hated this episode that much
Had they killed the Dragon after a proper fight, not out of nowhere and as if killing a Dragon is nothing, would normies have received the episode better?
I don't think so. They would have still hated it. They don't like to see the YAAAAS QUEEN losing. Period.
God, I hope she fucking dies a loser.

Imagine being this seething about a cg wyvern getting killed

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ohnonononoNONONONO
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
youtube.com/watch?v=dQcUwoQJbx0

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I think the death of the Dragon has a heavy weight in the reasons why the episode sucked.
But it was not that the Dragon was killed. It is the HOW it was killed that was stupid.

Jon thinks with his dick not with his brain

>when they have to use the face of Arya from 5 seasons back to even sell shirts
Kek

I've wondered if there's a way to see ratings by country. I want to see who votes these indian movies to the top250 list. I already have a hunch but would want to see proof.

I thought Gilly died in the previous episode. Then she's all like "sup niggas" in the next episode. What the fuck was that all about?

>in all the years dragons terrified the whole continent into submission and eviscerated armies sent against them, nobody ever thought to shoot at them with a big crossbow

When I first saw this, I legit thought it was a nightmare sequence Danny was having, its was that surreal...

This was more of a fuck you. The meltdown was legendary

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The entire show was an autistic child's dream.

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t. Bupu

Seriously, if the writers couldn’t realize how opponents would deal with 3 dragons then just have 2 dragons in the story.

My mom teaches kids younger than Halo: Reach at school

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>this wasn't intended to come across as a rape scene
D&D are some sick mother fuckers.

have sex

>provides his queen with a hulking, unstoppable undead bodyguard
>provides his queen with a weapon to take down fully grown dragons, something apparently nobody ever thought of making
We can all agree Qyburn is the best Hand in the series right?

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>2030
More like 2040 my dude

Imagine basically the same sequence with this change:
>dany spots euron's small fleet hanging around dragonstone when they arrive
>goes in to flame grill them assuming it will be easy like the slavers
>they pull tarps off hidden ballistas and shoot down rhaegal when he's much closer
There. Still a powerful blow without being totally retarded. But no, they just wanted to do that *MUSIC STOPS* shit to shock the audience and didn't care that it made no sense.

Jamie meets with Arya and Hound
They're on route to Kings landing.
The greatest siege battle is about to begin.
Jon meets Daenerys he begs her not to
burn down people.
The battle begins.
Jamie knows the secret entrance to the city.
He sneaks Arya and the Hound in.
They make their way to the red keep.
Cercei is informed that Jamie, Arya Stark and The Hound are outside, she lets them in so
they could beg for their lives.
Arya kills Euron using a different face.
Hound fights the Mountain.
He learns to love himself a fire.
They both die in an epic duel.
Seeing Euron is dead, Cercei is happy she could reunite with Jamie so their child could have both parents.
Jamie plays happy too.
He begs for her to stop the battle, so they could get away, she refuses.
Jamie kills Cercei. He chokes her with golden hand.

FINAL EPISODE
Varys and Tyrion are at odds. Tyrion is insecure about Daenerys.
Daenerys is about to burn down the city and everyone in it.
Just as the attack is about to get bloodier, they announce that the queen is dead.
Jon walks into king's landing for the first time.
The people make way for him.
Daenerys awaits him sitting in the Iron Throne, the roof is gone, she's landed. Dorogon is by her side.
Jon sees she's become the mad queen.
In that moment...He decides to handle that shit. Once and for all.
Jon Stabs Daenerys.
Drogon doesn't interfere, Drogon knows who's true Hier to the Throne, Drogon knows He is Azor Ahai.
Jon says goodbye to Daenerys as she dies.
Then he looks at the throne.
Varys and Tyrion say it's his to claim.
Jon points out the Curse that comes with sitting on the throne. Whoever sits down on it is cursed to die a wretched untimely death or go insane. And who the fuck want's that?
He says "Dracarys"
Drogon burns the Iron Throne Down.
Jon turns to his dragon and tells to everyone
"perhaps the realms of men don't need any more dragons"
He plunges his Longsword into Drogon's Heart killing him and igniting the blade.
The dragon dies.
Jon Leaves.
Tyrion admits Bran told him the outcome of The Winterfell Battle.
Tyrion fucks off to live off with booze and bitches.
Varys remains to watch over the Realm.
Bronn gets his castle.
Jon retreats to the True North. He reunites with his Dire-Wolf ghost. His heart belongs to the north, it always has. The Targaryen name dies with him
And with that
Jon returns to Snow.
The End.

>What do they gain other than sheer provocation?
They got a "bigger" ending of the episode than just the dragon dying.

But yeah, (((they))) obviously knew killing muh wymyn PoC would be provocative to the retards in current year. Maybe not the strong personal backlash but they knew

Could be fine but they'll fuck it up and have a dragon "mourning" scene. Be funny to see it carrying Dany's dead body with it's leg and flying off...but nope, no way, she'll some how ride it while dying and then cue sad scene
And (((they))) are literally doing it on purpose, the full retard shit they've said after each S08 episode proves this.
It "didn't feel right" the Hero of the story (and/or Bran) gets to kill the NK despite their destiny and story is entirely that. Lol nope, Arya is a superhero because "subverted" & "cool knife trick" was more important than completely destroying the entire fucking series. If Faceless Men are superheroes everything is pointless

He's the Hand? I thought he was the maester.

I laughed at Viserion dying like a bitch. Only further proves the writers are hacks.

This sounds plausible and predictable enough to be D&D's writing.

Jon killing the dragon and moving beyond the wall seems stupid. But I wouldn't be surprised to see something like this.

Recently rewatched and couldn't believe how retarded that scene was. Forgot it literally fucking happens beside Joffrey's dead body because reasons. Happened in the book?
Thought it was a lil after Cersei turns down Jamie for weeks after he came back because that would actually make sense.

You saved the scene
So okay hot shot, how do you save the even worse shit after with Missandi?

Next episode will have even worse reactions and the finale will have certain demographics screaming and rocking back and forth in their insanity.

It's gonna be fun.

>Happened in the book?
IIRC they had sex but it wasn't quite as rape-y.

Do you even pay attention when watching?
He clearly wears the Hand badge.
>Provides the Queen with wildfire to detonate in KL to falseflag Dany attacking civilians in EP5

Fucking based Hand.

No THIS WAS

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he left caramon to die

This.
I felt bad for tall Fu having her virgin's taken by Jamie only because he left to die with his sister mummy like a good boy

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>Jamie plays happy too.
>He begs for her to stop the battle, so they could get away, she refuses.
>Jamie kills Cercei. He chokes her with golden hand.
Littleraly the worst way they could do it but ok

How do you hug a cgi dog

This is the sort of thing I expected. Even GRRM's writing has deteriorated, but not as much as these guys' fanficition level writing.

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>Jon points out the Curse that comes with sitting on the throne. Whoever sits down on it is cursed to die a wretched untimely death or go insane. And who the fuck want's that?
>He says "Dracarys"
>Drogon burns the Iron Throne Down.
>Jon turns to his dragon and tells to everyone
>"perhaps the realms of men don't need any more dragons"
>He plunges his Longsword into Drogon's Heart killing him and igniting the blade.

AHHH JOHN WHAT THE FUCK, I DID EVERYTHING YOU ASKED FOR

Wyverns are about the size of a lion and can't breathe fire, it's a dragon.

Use a stand-in object, then render the dog. Ask for details and webms

OH NO! the dumb cgi dragon died! I'm so annoyed!

>embracing fantasy horse shit
Nah, fantastical elements are cool, it's just that the writing is shit and they had to condense an ending into the show while making maximum profits. We all know the quality went down hill fast after season 4.

Because both were extremely rushed, the sudden scorpio/ballistas being able to harm dragons, the fleet being in an undetected stealthmode, Missandei being captured and killed in the same episode only to spite people. No build up, internal logic thrown to the wind just because these faggots couldn't hack it out until the end.
Based, this is what I was thinking off seeing how it went down on screen.

are people more upset about dead fucking dragon instead of how night king went out?

Really fuck dany and fuck all dragons. Who the fuck enjoys flying OP lizard who is also invulnerable.

TERRAIN TERRAIN
PULL UP
PULL UP
BANK ANGLE
BANK ANGLE
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Based and C&Cpilled

How did this come up anyway? /biz/ meme, right?

Was watching it with my gf, and I laughed when the dragon got shot
She looked at me with worried eyes and said nothing
Then pic related when missandei got executed

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>Gives a single shit about blue darth maul
lower than pleb

both have dogs i think

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Danyfags are not humans

maybe it was some other fat ugly peasant
>Hey Jon i know Edd just saved my ass yesterday and died because of me being an useless fat fuck but you're my best bro and I'll name my child after you, not him.

Did people really feel an attachment to a characterless CGI monster? why?

dragon's are mythical, they always have 6 or more limbs
wyverns only have 4, they could exist in nature

wyverns are a different species in got

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never known where this was from, I guessed it was a reality program with spastic trials

Too retarded, whole thing would have to be ditched.

TERRAIN
TERRAIN
TOO LOW
PULL UP

Me neither. Because I stopped caring about the show.

I know this is bait, but I don't care. No one gives a shit about the dragon dying. It's just an insult to the intelligence of the audience to have the dragon die in the way it did. Literally just because Dany "forgot about Euron and his fleet." It's fucking stupid.

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>durr not a real dragon
autists.

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bush forgot about the three dragons flying over his castles, preddy realistic

jos wedon, is that you

This. The Night King's death was easily the biggest fuck up this season. It's honestly very telling just how apathetic and stupid people are given that the controversial things this season are
>DRAGON DIED AND BLACK WOMAN DIED

Survivor. Season 17 Gabon

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Agreed user he's like the only good character left

nobody in the show even felt anything when the dragon dies. why should you

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>Sauron
>Sauronman

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No, you're thinking of Episode 3.

She named him after Khal Drogo. Rhaegal is named after her brother Rhaegar, Viserion after her brother Viserys.

>Khal Drogo
who

>Rhaegar
who

>Viserys
who

kek

she cute
jaime has shit taste

Garuda One down.

are you guys serious? you cant remember 3 names or how to tell 3 different colours apart?
if you are serious you and people like you are the reason all forms of entertainment are going down the shitter

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This is what Jon will return to in the epilogue. Actually looking forward to this. He always wanted to be a ranger.

They really made dragons look pathetic this season. Back then when Night King killed Viserion, the thoughts were how strong Night King is that he's capable of doing it. Now they're just glass cannons.

Who cares? The only dragon that has ever mattered is Drogon, most people don't even know the names of the other two shits.

The most devastating ratings are the 3s and 4s. 1 is just seething so you give them credit still.

Yeah even when that episode where she naamed the dragon aired some professional reviwer for some magazine complained because he didnt get it it. He said naming the dragon "Drogon" was like calling your hamster "Homstor"

my sister and her friend come to visit yesterday
they start talking theories for the last 2 episodes
>omg do you think drogon had babies?
>yeah thats why he was eating goats and gone for so long
>because dragons can change sex at any point and even impregnate themelves
not kidding. chicks hypothesize on shit that hasnt been hinted at in the slightest

also yes i know you would fug the one on the right, who wouldnt

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Did they mistake the dragons for the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park?

>also yes i know you would fug the one on the right, who wouldnt
Apparently not you beta boy.

Based

apparently so, they must think its the same shitty writers and directors too
>takes pictures of people without pause
>beta

>because dragons can change sex at any point and even impregnate themelves
That’s what Septon Barth believed

I actually saw some basedboi wearing this at the airport last week. What a time to be alive.....

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FUCK OFF DRAGONFAG

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Amazing, I need more

Your Grace, I have just the trick that will take care of the Dragons.

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I thought these dragon were the big bad superweapons in this shitty cartoon. It just dies to some big arrows? what pussy shit

To be fair, the badass dragons were decades old, one was over 100, these have less than 10 years on them.

The direwolf 5 second thought give away was bad, the dude had bonded with the wolf his whole life

Let's be honest, we would fuck Dragons up with modern weapons if they were real.

I actually like the headcanon these girls have created.

>They both die in an epic duel.
I can only hope for retarded deaths

based retard poster

He is the grand maester, hand of the queen and Master of whisperers. For all we know he could also be the Master of Coin and ships as well because D&D dont think the small council is important

Not really, I was like "FUCK YEHA"

fuck dragons
and FUCK dragonriders

BURLINGTON BAR RISE UP

where does tyson ever vouch for gender dysphoria?
stop propagating untrue claims unless you can vouch for them yourself

can someone do qyburn with a nod purifier or avatar

Wrong.

that's what ASOIF maester studies believe

Maraxes during Aegon's conquest was killed flying over Dorne along with Aegon's wife/sister.

This entire scene could have been fixed by the following:

> Dany is on the ships with her people, as she has traveled frequently in the past, including during her trip TO the North.
> Missandei and Grey Worm still holding hands, people still having some glimmer of hope and happiness despite the losses in the North.
> Tyrion looks at the horizon, concerned that the scouting ship they sent ahead is nowhere to be seen.
> You hear a light bump on the side of the ship, Tyrion looks down to see a dead soldier from the scouting ship.
> Euron's Silence appears from behind a large outcropping. "FIRE!" he shouts, and the Scorpion whiffs a shot right past Rhaegal. Dany looks concerned, her gaze meets Euron's.
> More ships appear behind the Silence. They release a volley of Scorpion bolts, and Rhaegal goes down. Drogon flies to Dany, landing on the back of the ship. She clambers onto him.
>Euron's ships, now aimed at Drogon's position on the back of Dany's ships, adjust their aim and unleash on the vessels. Dany and Drogon fly to safety, the ships go down, and the scene then plays out as it did.

It isn't great, but it is a hell of a lot better than what they showed us.

Same happened with me. Uncanny.

Obviously.

>Hound fights the Mountain.
Good
>He learns to love himself a fire.
What?
>They both die in an epic duel.
That's cool, Hound deserved a good ending.

I'd prefer to keep them as pets desu, but hey, if you wanna shoot down dragons for fun, I won't infringe on your property

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Props dude. way better than what we got

anything with target lock could. but hitting it with a gun at a few hundred feet in the air would be nearly impossible

If they wanted to kill of Rhaegal, why not just have him die in a epic dragon fight against Viserion?

You know, that's a good question, why the fuck even establish Jon as a dragonrider if he stops riding dragons after like 4 minutes of screen time and Rhagael dies?

imagine thinking the episode wasn't fucking unmitigated trash from the first scene to the last

why hasn't daenarys built a harness or saddle for steering yet? how does she operate those things?

So glad I didn't waste time watching this shit like Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy, Dexter, or Better Call Saul
I KNEW it was just another meme show
I was literally going to start downloading the series like 4 days before this episode came out
Going to start John Adams instead

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the first few seasons were good, those alone are worth it, everything else, not so much

Viserion's death was kino though

Me on the right

While I don't agree with the way this season has unfolded, establishing Jon as a dragon rider helps to build up his "Targaryen-ness". By killing Rhaegal, they've shown that Jon's Targaryen-ness means nothing, and that he, like Rhaegal, no longer has a place at Dany's side.

Additionally, Ghost is a representation of Jon's "Stark-ness". It can be argued that in sending Ghost away, Jon has figuratively cast off his Stark-ness. However, I think it is more likely the case that Ghost is being given the life that Jon wants for himself; as Tormund said, Jon would rather be in the "True North".

He's right tho.

god damn I wish I was as smart and wise as you. I wish I hated fun like you did so I could avoid it and join the elite who never watch anything bad

The meta memes are only getting better and better

No dragon
No Wolf

Jon is now No one

this is the "Captain Sum Ting Wong" of television

I've got 20$ on the Mountain to win the fight.

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>Viserion after her brother Viserys.
Never understood why she would do that when she watched her brothers skull fucking melt as he begged her for help. She didn't even look like she showed an ounce of regret. Dany has always been a fucking cunt and I can't believe people ever thought she was a "good" guy.

S E E T H I N G

they said we don't have the technology to pet a CGI animal yet lmao

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
YYYYYYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I mean how else would they land two shots on a flying target from a mile away?

Many of us want to fuck that dragon.

*WOOP WOOP*
PULL UP
*WOOP WOOP*
PULL UP
*RING RING RING*
OVERSPEED
*RING RING RING*
OVERSPEED

>le ebin randomness
anybody can die any minute
WOOOWEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEE

kys

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>Your grace some drunken slavs just traded this tube thing for a bag of potatoes and a bottle of wine we can use it to kill any dragon, and man
>It is very easy to use, even wenches can use it

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My cousin's friend's bookie has it on good authority that The Mountain is getting a pay off to take a dive in the third round. Smart money's on The Hound

Fucking hell what a reference.

It's kind of believable that a miles long shot with a spear would hit the target three times. Prime kino.

>small dog instead of a fuckhuge monster as big as a warhorse

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Oh nooooo
A CGI dragon died in fiction
I am sad now

Better record myself and put it on the interwebs

Also the peaceful moment and the pause before the act, implying that everyone ine the show is retarded for not seeing the ships. I legit lost 2 point of IQ instantly with this scene.

They're different color? To me they've just been flying lizards to keep the plot going. I don't pay attention to their names or colors when they're barely mentioned once a season.

Wrong. As lame as it was, the entire story for Arya is to be an assassin and when fighting the literal embodiment of death she was the only one who would've been able to get close enough to take him out.

People are annoyed that Rhaegal died because Dany should've seen the fleet from that height, Missandei isn't that bad, and necessary to the plot, no one really lost their minds because she died

How come all the characters are boring now except Arya, The Hound, Jon, Dany and Jaime?

WE WUZ WIZARDS AN SHIT

AHEM

I'd wager that Sansa is pretty interesting. You know shes scheming and planning something drastic. Maybe her intention with letting Tyrion in the on "secret" is that they can squabble and kill one another and she can sit in Winterfell and wait it out and claim the throne when the right time comes

My sister spouted the same bullshit the other day when I was talking to her. Why is this such a fucking popular theory despite having zero fucking evidence to back it?

I've never understood the point of reaction videos. The person is on camera, every reaction is going to be exaggerated because they know they are being observed. It just seems so silly.

Living proof that anybody could be writing the show better at this point.

>Tfw Yea Forumsedditors still trying to force this Wyvern meme

rip in pepperonis

'Aruman

Imagine watching this shit for YEARS and THIS is what you get
lol

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i don't even like dany but jesus what an autistic asspull - how are you that high in the sky, and managed to get beamed by 3 SEPARATE different scorpion bolts? the worst part is afterwards they come out from behind some random spit of rock? did they curve the bolt like they do with bullets in wanted? not even going to mention the fact that the scorpion couldn't even have angled itself high enough to hit them at the position in the air they were flying, this show has dropped all formalities and jumped straight into "soap opera with shitty fantasy background" so sharply and brazenly you'd think D&D have secretly hated GOT all this time and wanted its legacy to be this pile of shit

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its not that bad to be honest, all the people whining are those who spent countless hours going over every single fucking prophecy or off hand comment that was meant to represent something foretold, so they got caught up in their own expectations in their heads and when reality showed itself they revolt.

It's a show, that went a different route than one had anticipated, not the end of the fucking world

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wait what

Your Grace, with this new weapon I designed we can achieve Tywin's dream of an Outer Seven Hells!

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Extreme narcissism.

Please point to one of the scenes in which Arya learned how to turbosprint past 200 enemies and jump-assassinate a foe from behind.

>WARNING, MISSILE LAUNCHED

>WARNING, NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED

Sam The Slayer

>Biggest fuck you to audiences in history

Wasn't even the biggest fuck you in the show. Wasn't even the biggest fuck you in the season. That's how out of calibration you are.

Only bookfags give a shit about muh Azor Ahai
Show normies love Arya because she's so badass