What is some stoner kino?

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Schondler’s List

Camberwell Carrot FTW

Not typically stoner but the most you will laugh whenever you're fucked up

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This is the best one.

Malibu’s Most Wanted

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John dies at the end

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This is a genuinely great parody movie.

“Puff Puff Pass” is an awful movie but captures the feeling of being really really stoned throughout the day like no other. I recommend watching at least some of it in order to experience that. Or just smoke a bowl.

>tfw I can't smoke weed anymore without getting ludicrously hungry and dry mouthed that overrides any enjoyment I used to have

what the fuck lads

Just hydrate before and during your high.

I very much relate to "you have smoked yourself retarded"

Just get drunk at the same time. The drunker, the stonededer. That's science.

imagine being to stupid to smoke weed

shut the fuck up reddit nigger

To stupid or not too stupid? That is the the question...

>smoking weed one day just started giving me massive anxiety and panic to the point where i literally cant handle smoking at ALL
>cant stop thinking about my heart and chest, i sometimes fall to the floor like an animal if i smoke too much
>currently smoking because even that is better than reality

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Go let your Daddy have his wicked way, Yea Forums desperado

I just read the synopsis of this movie and the entirety of the plot sounds like a weird stream of consciousness that would be wholly unentertaining sober or high.

DUDE

reddit spacing niggers were a mistake

youtube.com/watch?v=VJW67QN24SA

My Momma talkin to me try to tell me how to liiive

Sorry for not being a fellow mongoloid. Hope you can cope, buddyfriend

just sit in a chair when you smoke dumb fuck

Star Wars (1977)

>tfw weed stopped making me hungry or dry mouthed or any normal high feeling
>just existential crisis, paranoia, and discomfort

Feels bad man. What went so wrong I used to love weed.

You got Jedi mind tricked into being stoned and 'open' by Alec Guinness?

does it have to be about stoners?
only one i can think of like that that isnt already listed is harold and kumar go to white castle
maybe bill and ted movies

if its just movies that are good while high ive got a couple hidden gems
>detention (2012) with josh hutcherson. really hard to find but some streaming sites have it
its this pretend horror movie that is very offkilter humor and weird in universe wackiness, its in the same vein as scott pilgrim

>the death of stalin
>tucker and dale verse evil

doesnt matter if im sitting standing or laying down, i can feel everything inside my chet and cant stop focusing on it i get into full panic mode. i feel better when im balled up on the floor

that used to be my move but I had to quit drinking and now smoking weed FUCKING SUCKS

Stops being fun and starts being debilitating about a decade in. If you found your way out of regular use then never look back

Hold on to that sentiment. It will always be hard to pass up a toke

this is a rare thing but not unheard of, weed affects different people different ways. some people legit cant handle it necause it fucks with them like that
only thing i can suggest is trying edibles or just cannabis oil. for some reason a friend of mine has this same type of problem but not as severe and it doesnt hit him nearly as hard using oil or edibles

Enter the Void is really great for about an hour, then you're just waiting around for it to end

Imagine unironically falling for the SWED meme and ruining your recreational high by being a retarded junkie incapable of going any significant amount of time without smoking. Pathetic.

It's beautiful to watch every half hour or so and then the fucking car crash keeps coming out of nowhere and wrecks your head completely...

Rather than enjoy yourself all night long, you'd rather make a GOTCHA thread. Fucking loser

I didn't make a thread, I'm simply responding to your faggy blog posts.
I can enjoy getting high without your cornucopia of retarded, effete side effects whenever I want to because I have self control. You're such a fuck up that you even ruined weed for yourself. Seriously pathetic.

'because I have self control'

No, you're not getting angry at all friend. Take your deluded self confidence and shove it up your mother's yawning hole.

The Big Lebowski
Half Baked
Up In Smoke
Nice Dreams
Reefer Madness
Cabin In The Woods
Shrooms
The Wall or Yellow Submarine if you’re in high school smoking weed for the first time
Anything you personally enjoy
The first half of Pineapple Express before the Asian gang bullshit with Rosie Perez
Season 1 of Workaholics
Various YouTube kinosseurs
The Good Guys
Blow
Bill and Ted
The Breakfast Club
The Stoned Age (objectively sucks but I have a soft spot for it)
Trailer Park Boys
Peep Show has great semi-realistic drug use bits
I’m sure there’s more but I can’t be arsed to think of more

Absolutely seething. Just toke up bro, that'll calm you down...

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im not addicted to weed i just really really hate my life. I will do anything that provides the slightest bit of escapism, i sleep as much as possible because i hate being awake

kek, might as well just nut up and kill yourself then.

Good list. Shrooms was a weird choice.

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson has been fun as fuck all day though
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Rather than be a joyless plebian, you say?

WHAT IS THAT DEMONRY!?

youtube.com/watch?v=ktitY4mG_wQ

user, I honestly do this shit too. We need to see someone desu

Based.

It's funny because you can't smoke without freaking out like a bitch.

On the contrary, the smoke stops me caring about you. Go be mad about your parents somewhere else

>the smoke stops me caring about you
The absolute state of you coping. Embarrassing.

>don't enjoy watch movies stoned anymore
>only like listening to music but I've been running out of recommendations since Yea Forums has been buttfucked by doomer threads
Still smoke but when I'm completely out of options I rewatch Whitest Kids You Know just so I did something other than shitpost

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Jessica Alba is perfect

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The anger at your broken home won't help you cope any better. We'll make this family disaster into an inspirational Hollywood movie if you're actually willing to take that step?

best ass in the business

You're seething and projecting very hard. I'm sorry that your home life was so shit that you get PTSD when you smoke weed. You should probably stop smoking weed, who knows maybe you'll even get promoted at McDonalds since you finally came in on time.

*inhale* Dude,...like...what if there were wars IN THE STARS

...and like, there were these space monks who were like Uri Geller on steroids!? *exhales...*

...and like, the nazis were future nazis and were still called Stormtroopers! And then like, *inhale* ....their leader could be basically the Grim Reaper, but also a robot, but not, y'know? *exhales*

if you smoke to control your anger it's not working desu
try some breathing exercises or mindfulness exercises instead

Can you two just kiss already?

Oh, you mean like you're doing right now faggot?

Wrong user, user.

*inhale* and like, I'm just gonna rip-off Dune wholesale and make a desert planet the center of the universe in my star wars monk, thing, dude. *exhales*

What?
Sorry buddy, misclicked. Carry on.

>Sorry buddy, misclicked. Carry on.
Did you honestly "misclick"? Seems to me that you added my post to attention whore for more (You)s, user.

Will do, polite user.

*inhales* So like, then later on the main bad guy-becomes a good guy! Because his son is good and cries. *exhales*

I GOT DEZE CHEESEBURGERS MAN

I don't want any
PLEEAZE MAN, I SUCK YO DICK!
/EWWWW!

>What is some stoner kino?

Still the #1 stoner movie after all these years.

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That's not "Next Movie" , though.