What was the first time you remember getting a boner from a movie or show?

What was the first time you remember getting a boner from a movie or show?

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Akira when the girl gets her shirt ripped off for 2 seconds.

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Seeing that hot chick in Labyrinth. The one who abducted the baby and had a smoky singing voice.

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>thanks mom

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Based mommy

I miss classic goth chicks.

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Go thank your mom.

You are now (relatively) normal and get turned on by big boobs and beautiful faces unlike the degenerates who will inevitably post shit like Robin Hood.

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So do you now have a diaper fetish?

Is there something you'd like to say?

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>That scene where she's strangled

That was a confusing time.

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The strangling wasn't very hot, but the chinky bitch certainly was.

what?

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some time during this movie. the garage scene iirc

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Seek help

My first one was when I was lying down in the bath and sliding back and forth. My first time from the show was watching the spice girls during their mtv awards performance around the same time
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definitely

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You are a sick motherfucker

I wish I had the time to do my makeup half as well as that on any given day.

Women only wear makeup to impress other women

FUCK N***beep***S!

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Well yeah, it's how we assert dominance.

Jessica Rabbit

you would if you didn't waste so much time on your phone

have sex

If you can remember your first boner, you're too young to be posting on Yea Forums

When the green alien dancer girl gets eaten in Return of the Jedi. I can probably trace the origins of my sick fuckery to that scene alone.
It's even responsible for me being a footfag because there's a half-second shot of her feet as she's falling through the trapdoor.

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outstanding.

>What was the first time you remember getting a boner from a movie or show?
>first time you remember
>if you remember the first time you remember

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Why would you be turned on by a duck?

your memory just sucks desu

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Battle of the Network Stars

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>t. underage b&

Maybe not the first, but definitely the most hard. This scene in Pan's Labyrinth where she takes off her dress and steps into the mud under the tree.

Pretty sure I obtained a new fetish that day.

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Same for me, that trapdoor scene in particular as well. I was pretty sheltered as a kid so Star Wars was the only exposure to something that sexual for quite some time.

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She showed full nips in the pre-restored version.

I've been trying to find porn that evokes a similar atmosphere my entire life and I've never been able to come up with anything decent. Everything about it is perfect, the actress, the costume, the setting, etc.

Getting eaten alive?

It's in every version.

It doesn't even have to be that specifically (miraculously of all the fetishes the scene gave me vore isn't one of them). It's just the idea of some slave being toyed with for someone's amusement and then disposed of.

Bases no poster

>

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Watching Risky Business late night on HBO.

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I'm sure I've seen that plenty of times in hentai.

Slave Leia, literally discovered fapping thanks to this scene, and developed a fetish for giant fat ugly guys banging hot girls.

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The slave twi'lek in Jabba's Palace

Unfortunately I don't jerk off to hentai. For me it's real women or go home.

Well that worked out well for your own sex life now didn't it?

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This still bothers me

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what duck?

>having friends over for sleep over
>Striptease is on late night HBO

Pretty sure we all got our first movie boners that night

>Well that worked out well for your own sex life now didn't it?
It did actually, even dated a hot stripper for a while who had a similar outfit.

Something about their heads jerking about and then exploding made my five year-old dick hard

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but did you JACK

This episode of Tales from the Crypt, where the guy uses a love potion to sleep with a hot rich woman that initially hated him youtube.com/watch?v=SLJ2orTRD3E

I don't know if it was a boner though, may have just been tingling etc.

I'm 24

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No, but everyone had their pillows on their laps and I remember fighting hard to not start humping the shit out of it.

Keep in mind, a couple months before hand I had found my dad's porn stash on the garage so it wasn't like "holy shit first boner" but it was the first time I had seen actual moving and gyrating tits and ass.

Looking at it now it's kind of ridiculous, but the first nut I ever busted was to Aphrodite from Hercules/Xena.

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Also I remember the VHS cover of Species from the local tape rental place giving me "feelings". The one where she is naked, 3/4 human but has the claws, and the spikes running up her spine. I think it started my female mutation fetish. That and parasite eve

Something about the Alien Queen is still strangely alluring.

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This one

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Once you go duck, everyone else is out of luck.

I'm not going to say I had a thing for Magica De Spell as a kid, but...

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share more tits

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Not as cute as the girl who was lead singer for Hanson.

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How about someone finally shares a decent, non-cartoon porn video where a terrified slave girl is used for someone's amusement and then unceremoniously killed so I can end my quest and beat off to it for the rest of my life?

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My first boner was in first grade reading a National Geographic that had big ole nig titties in it. I’m probably too OLD to be posting on this shit board.

i like 'psychothriller' stuff. lot of subpart but the quality stuff is quality.

The opening credits of Ghost in the Shell.
My mind was blown from the kino and my dick was rock solid at the same time.

Most of them are terrible and I've never seen anything with the specific setup I'm looking for. Another thing that really annoys me is how they all just take place in someone's house. I know expecting proper sets from low-budget depraved fetish porn is asking too much, but even setting it outside somewhere would be a nice change of pace.

The times they are a changin'

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Well shit

For me it was the 2002 scooby doo movie when daphne was getting her soul taken out in the after credits scene.

What happens to the aughts? No fuckable rabbits for 10 years?

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Stop teasing me god damn it

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Hnnnnggggg!

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That's a shame friend because 2D women is the female form perfected

Everything Sailor Moon.

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Watching Digimon.

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so answer me this: i hear in general they are less strict on male than female nudity in tv/movies, so why then do we always see teen girls with big tits in bikini or tanktops but I have never seen a teen guy in a scene with only his underwear on and him showing an obvious erection?

Me on the left

>none of these women are 2010s 'sex symbols'
really makes me think

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Pretty sure Magica is the source of my goth witch fetish.

Ah, a man of taste

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Look, don't misunderstand mate. I like Sailor Moon, not stupid weeb shit.

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what the fuck. Just googled Colleen Camp. She's morbidly obese now. Gross dude.


Anyways here's mine. Specifically the silver outfit that Heather Graham wore in this movie. I remember standing up with a giant obvious boner in a room with my entire family present and just being like "I need to go do something"

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which whores are these?

based

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A strange movie called "Photographing Fairies" that I saw way, way back. There is this part where the main character falls from a tree, hits his head, and gets knocked out.

He then has this vivid dream of lying in a bed, and this beautiful woman in a white robe climbs on top of him and starts fucking him silly. Then, she orgasms, her robe flies open, revealing some nice huge, bouncy tits. Whole scene made me rock hard.

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>inb4 zoomer

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Why does that man have breasts?

Based

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Something about Leia getting hit with the stun blast in the beginning of A New Hope did it for me

>Why would I have any interest in a much more mature but still in her prime female kissing me and pretending I'm her knight in shining armor?

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Mfw I only lust after my mummies boobs which are big or bigger than normal so everyone else is a titlet
Why can't I lose my virginity to mummy or someone with even bigger boobsat least my mum still let's me play with her boobies

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>Cassandra Peterson doesn't want to pose nude as Elvira because she wants the character to remain "family friendly" and doesn't want to defile the character
>does this

Stuck up bitch.

Are you sure they didn't obscure it somewhat in later editions? I could have sworn it use to be more visible.

Famke Janssen in Goldeneye

fucking DIAMONDS dude

Swimsuits are family friendly. I am super happy that she never did porn.

Uh...she did though...

not a man, just a chick on hgh

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>Does it hurt?
>...Well not the way I do it.

Prime Dan Akyroyd is a gift from god.

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lies pics or its not true

based 30y.o. boomers

I had a weird kiddie - crush on Nicole Kidman, so one day I went with dad to rent a video, and they had a movie called Billy Bathgate (by then I'd already seen Batman Forever, so it must have been around 95 - 96, so I was eleven or twelve.)

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I wasn't expecting to ever see her tits at all, let alone bush.

That was a weird sexual awakening. May explain my redhead fetish to this day.

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>Nicole Kidman
>weird sexual awakening
Son, you are just straight

It would be funny if someone posted a scene from a movie from 2017. Didn't see that one coming!

Almost all the stuff mentioned here is from the 80's or the 90's. Either the 21st century media is completely asexual or there are no zoomers in this board.

Sexuality in films died 8 years ago when they censored Natalie Portrman's thong

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Nice.

She's Hispanic. Into the gas chamber she goes.

In the mid seventies, right before Monty Python and Doctor Who, there was a PSA about breast exams for cancer, Tiddies as 11 pm, every night when I was twelve.

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>>>/reddit/
anime is board relevant to every board.

japs on jap imageboards = natives, originalfags (all animefags) = white settlers, anti anime newredditors = niggers, spics and refugees

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>moot
who?

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Its obvious the site is no longer about stupid cartoons you retard.

Olivia d'Abo in Bolero. Bo Derek got naked more often though.

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founder of 9gag

whatever helps you sleep at night, reddit-kun.

Shut up retard

>I like Sailor Moon, not stupid weeb shit.

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it's because 2010s actresses are disgusting beasts aka 'harvey's girls'

To be honest sexually in film is a dead letter with internet porn. It used to be some 2 star movie could throw in 10 seconds of nipples for teenagers to get some buzz and stuff, but nowadays you see that stuff on the internet when you are 10 years old.
The parent trap the 1961 version, we had a vhs of it for some reason. The scene where they cut the dress made me feel funny

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Dizzy from Starship Troopers.

That movie was a very big wakeup call.

>i hear in general they are less strict on male than female nudity in tv/movies
No true. Male nudity guarantees an R rating, and most likely NC17. Female even frontal within taste can be PG13 (Titanic), but most likely will be R.

scary spice most underrated girl

Damn, prime ass. I wonder how does she look like nowadays.

It was a body double anyway.
Luckily pic related wasn't.

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Olivia d'Abo was 15 years old in that scene.

Boing.

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Jolly good taste.

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>classic
>posts that ugly fucking nu-Addams hag
I fucking hate zoomers

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anyone with me here?

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Under-fucking-rated post my dude.

Sharon Stone in the uncut Basic Instinct gave me a blond fetish.

Also a no condom creampie fetish after the inital main sex scene where Michael Douglas's character admits to not using one cause he wanted to blow inside her.

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wtf I'm having flashbacks

based sharon stone in sliver gave me a cute timid blonde and panty fetish

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BASED

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Wasn't it heavily implied that a few of the scouts were actively having sex? Or at the very least had serious boyfriends they had been fucking for a bit.

I remember Jupiter coming across as the slightly older experienced girl.

One of them for sure.
What is the name of that movie? I was trying to find it for 2-3 years already.

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Depends on the interation of the story.

The Manga and Crystal actually has Usagi fuck Mamoru around the time of the second season. (It's not even ambiguous, they obviously make love)

The 90's show kept her a virgin all the way through to the end of the series. Though the opening of the 5th season has her teasing saying she's 16 and might be ready for sex.

Seconding this big time.

That bit in Captain Scarlet where the Mysteron Resurrected Girl strangles a security guard.

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And then she became a skellington

In 1995 they brought back The Outer Limits and for some reason in the second episode they had full frontal nudity. William Sadler's in a wheelchair and gets a fembot helper but she goes kinda crazy, makes sexual advances and attacks his female friend

I don't know if they ever had nudity again, I don't remember any. Strikes as similar to how they had nudity in the first episode of Stargate SG-1. Like they were drunk with power and then later thought "what are we doing? Let's not do that"

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For me, it's that episode of The Outer Limits where Alyssa Milano cums into contact with an object from outer space and suddenly can't stop having sex with everyone.

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It's Stripes i just remembered that Bill Murray was in it.

Jesus Lawrence shouldn't suit ripped James Willems body as much as he does.

Yeah... That was confusing

sticking around, when the boy is forced to wear girls clothes

>Wasn't it heavily implied that a few of the scouts were actively having sex?

You're going to be disappointed, but not really. It is very much implied that many of them desperately want to fuck certain boys or have had boyfriends, but in the original animal at least there's no confirmation of any cherry popping at least until after the very end. With Minako though it's quite weird, as while it's never confirmed she's done it with any particular guy, she acts way too slutty for what you'd expect of a virgin. The manga is possibly different as it may have an implied sex scene or two.

>scouts
>Jupiter

I do understand the impression you got from this though. In the DiC dub, Lita does come across as substantially more mature than Makoto does in the original Japanese and unambiguously has ex-boyfriend(s), as opposed to having an extremely heavy and yet apparently unreciprocated obsession with some dude we practically never see in the original. She's the one character I was basically horribly disappointed with when I finally watched it in Japanese.

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14 actually.

based

I had the same obsession with brunettes after watching demi moore in disclosure.

>tfw about 8 or 9 up alone watching cartoons while parents are asleep and flip it to HBO and see the part where demi tries to seduce Michael douglas

Im almost positive my busty brunette milf fetish started that morning

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just imagine licking the inside of that suit clean after 300 takes of running and climbing allowing the suit to creep into every sweaty crevice

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Won't lie. Many a nut has been spilit to the 60's Catwoman and Batgirl.

The men who got to fuck them during their prime were really lucky dudes.

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Luck has nothing to do with that. Those jews worked hard to become TV producers.

>Dammit, she's a demon Sam! What would dad think?!

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It's the same thread again and the same answer: Erika eleniak getting out of the cake in that Steven seagal movie
I guess I never witnessed such titty torpedoes in my life and cookie sized nips

My man, this was trully mind and dick blowing when I was a child

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For me, it’s Scary Movie

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nice thumbnail fgt

Thanks m8, posting from my phone atm

I blame the alien hospital scene for the follwing fetishes
Throatfucking
Impregnation
Bulging Throat
Big Dick
Penis Awe/Cock Shock
Rough/Domination

How does the fact that she had to sleep with Seagal to get the part sit with you?

I've had a crush on Anna Faris every since this and the Scary Movie 2 Fridge scene

This hot slice of perfection

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those animators sure wanted to fuck mice, huh

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If you read the manga, you'll come to understand that being a Senshi is suffering for your Queen.
Usagi and Mamoru have sex and eventually have a daughter.
The other Sailor Soldiers, however, are required to remain chaste for eternity. It is repeatedly hinted that to fall in love would be too great of a distraction and that their love for Queen Serenity is all they need to be happy. Each of the Senshi are doomed to remain alone for their entire, tens of thousands of years life.
For a bit more on this, read the Sailor V manga.
However...
Haruka and Michiru (Uranus and Neptune) are explicitly lovers. This is apparently OK.
Sailor Moon Crystal pulled some shit where the past Senshi were hooked up with the Four Generals of Mamorus and later Queen Beryls armies, but that came out of Crystal's writers asses and it was fucking dumb.
Moon gets to share her love with Endymion, Mini Moon will eventually find a prince (and does in fact share love feelings with Helios), Pluto is in love with Endymion and can't do anything about it, Venus is literally cursed to be alone forever, Saturn doesn't GAF about exogenous love, Uranus and Neptune are together, Mars/Mercury/Jupes have expressed pain in never having loved, but are fulfiled by their destiny to guard. It's actually really fucking sad.

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that old jew pervert did it

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This

That camera move has my attention more than the tits. Is it on a crane? Suspended from the ceiling?

I don't care desu
She probably did it happily
Women use sex every day to get what they want, even the married ones with their husbands
It's part of their skills, and I say it in the best way possible
That is the reason why they shame each other about it, because it's their way of competing

>t. incel

when I was 6 watched The Rocketeer then Jennifer Connelly was introduced with her pulling her sock all the way to her thigh.

Won't forget that first one yeah.

>people like this poster exist irl

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Not at all
I'm old as fuck, btw
Women use sex every single day for their advantage
Some of them don't even like it, and they use it to get favors
Imagine the reason why books like shades of grey are successful, or why there is a billion dollar business on tit and butt implants

Either you saw the original run on Showtime, you're Canadian or somebody in standards and practices really fucked up.

Not sure what you're getting at.

I'm British, it aired here on Channel 4, I think.

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And it's the worst it's ever been.

Poison Ivy from Batman and Robin

I remember asking my mom what was happening to me, and she kept telling me to shut-up.

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>complains about hags
>posts a hag
I don't care what year you where born, kill yourself.

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Ah. OK. Sounded like the uncensored nudity was something unexpected in general. I didn't even know they aired it overseas.

My nigga. I recorded this on vhs and watched it probably 100 times.

I'm still kinda shocked she didn't get bigger roles in anything, she had a 10/10 body and wasn't a terrible actress or anything.

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Alright OP, I confess....I fapped to her.

I wanted to fuck her SO MUCH.....there were veins....veins, on the side of my dick

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my fucking nigger

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>tfw permanent fetish for specifically the level of cheese, bondage, and peril that is unique to magic acts

Mel Brooks had impeccable taste.

Little mermaid

How did they do the mirror shot?

Holy Jesus, that hourglass is insane.
Why don't more modern women look like this?

Watching the blonde chick get screwed to death by a giant space maggot in Galaxy of Terror. I think that's where my tentacle fetish originated.

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>Why would you be turned on by a duck?

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That would be conforming to traditional gender roles and being physically fit and attractive and all that outdated patriarchal oppressive stuff. All gone in the trash bin now.

Not fucking trolling this is what she looks like today.

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great taste

Are you R. Crumb?
youtube.com/watch?v=4NaQRyc6BkI

This.

Aaah lawa
KUNITE!

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Because they're fat and they don't wear corsets.

Nancy Allen in the movie 1941.

She only gets turned on in planes and Tim Matheson really wants to fuck her. So he has her close her eyes in a cockpit and he slowly opens her blouse. The eyes closed manipulation influenced little kid me into my kinks of today.

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>not developing puke fetish from the scene with the android instead

holy fuck this bitch + vida guerra and limewire

You like RuPaul?

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die in a fire furry faggot

Can you imagine the uproar if this movie was released today?

what does she say at the end? I cant read lips at all.

Watched this on TV with my Dad.

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i win you lose

Granny Elvira is still quite a catch

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God she's still gorgeous.

I've got a thing for sexy brown girls and I'm I'm pretty sure it's because of Jasmine from Aladdin.

It's a shame this catwoman was a one time thing, really cool and sexy design.

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Are you saying you don't like GOGGLES?

Nnnnngggg...

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Michelle's face is pure diamond.

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i was probably 13 15 when my aunt was watching this
youtube.com/watch?v=iFev0w7VgK8
the moment i heard her singing and combined with her looks captivated me so much

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That’s a very hard fetish to recreate in real life.

That guy on the left has penises for eyes

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Where my fellow patrician niggas at

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Biel in her slow motion

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Her stupid boring plain face was a turn off, never saw the appeal of Leia.
Padme was more effective.

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Filmed it twice, once with green screen

Valeria leon?

this.

not this. Her body is a bit too athletic for me. Like its mainly her thighs. They're too muscular and thick (not in a good way). I'm not like some people here who want their head to be crushed by some /fit/girl's overly powerful thunder thighs.

Caroline Munro you silly zoomer

Fuck I went through this on youtube looking for this exact moment

This scene was the first one I can recall that gave me a tingly feeling in my weiner, and now I'm a huge footfag. Jane is still my Disney waifu. Years later I got my first actual full on boner when I was like 13 and watching the Night at the Museum sequel on TV with Amy Adams' ass in those tight fucking pants. Had to bust a nut in the bathroom before the movie even finished.

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>They're too muscular and thick (not in a good way)
now you sound like an idiot

>and now I'm a huge footfag
I'm sorry, but you're out.

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Still the greatest ass ever shown on the internet

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I kind of want to fuck the 10's version - mostly due to the hips, those are child bearing hips.

this movie is so fucking 90's it hurts. Love it. Going to watch it tonight.

>you have to watch old movies because they're wholesome
jokes on you, mom

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HOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ENNNNFEMERAAAA

>I remember asking my mom what was happening to me

Holy Kek

Wow.

>I remember asking my mom what was happening to me
>and she kept telling me to shut-up.

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Mmmph must have busted a nut to this scene paused like 100 times, at least.

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Liv Tyler in Two Towers

What happened to the actress? She was really cute.

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That thing is male in german TV.

Also Guilmon's Amor evolution is hot as fuck. Flamedramon if I remember correctly.

Fabiana Udenio

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He truly does

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Mel Brooks is the only acceptable Jew, because he fully acknowledges and revels in what he is.

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Classic.

karl pilkington has good taste.

That’s not Dano tho

I have a hard time arguing against this because when I see a pair of big tits it's like I revert to an npc level thought process. One time, an absolutely stacked coworker was asking me what I like in a girl, and if I was an ass man. When I said no, she responded
>Oh, so you like big tits
It was like all higher level thinking shut down, I'm surprised my legs didn't go out.

I will also like John Milius, because he truly embraces and loves creating the heroic tales of Western Civilization in a fashion so opposed to the typical attempts to tear down and subvert classical values.

she wanted to fuck and you didnt go for it

>a discussion about tits vs ass at work
>with a female coworker driving the conversation
what reality are you living in, how do I get there

Possibly so, but I was already dating the woman I'd go on to marry. Still, the way she giggled and dipper her shoulder when she asked still takes a prime spot in my spank bank. She had to custom order bras from Poland or somewhere like that to find ones that fit.
Checked, women are fucking filthy in their discussions man. I had a good report with this girl and she was asking me about my girlfriend and what she looked like/what I liked about her.

My female coworkers mention something sexual like every 2 hours

It's in every version for like 3 frames. They never changed it.

*dipped her shoulder

>I had a good report
*rapport, user

Either this or the mom and daughter in Vegas Vacation.

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40?

I am not a smart man

No visible lewd nipple

I watched the show

Jessie from Pokémon when I was like 6. I remember pressing my dick on the old Phillips CRT when she was on screen.

>this is probably why i stick my dick in crazy.
>thanks 12yo me

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based

I always got really uncomfortable watching this scene with my parents

This. But her in general too

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