[steel drums intensify]

lol you made a webm of this and not The Best of Pink Floyd?

because the demographic of people who watch comedy central at midnight and later are the people most likely to buy
same reason they show all the weare18 commercials there

watching the howard stern show in the hopes that they have some nudity to fap to

you're fucked. be happy that it's the worst thing that happened to you. others among us have fared much worse.

It was not what you thought it was. Essentially it was softcore porn with 3 actresses per scene who were hired pros inter-cut with spring break "found footage" after getting a bunch of coeds drunk. The commercials only showed you the "found footage" stuff. You could get much better porn by just buying it from a porn shop. It was like babby's first adult video tape. You missed nothing.

I video taped Exit to Eden. I wish I was kidding.

it's hawaiian noises, op

you've suffered too much in this life.. now it is time for sleep.

I WANT TO HOLD YOUR HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

incel manchilds watching southpark into the night?

Now I’m compelled to ask (You) about the story.

literally nofap, eventually you'll get horny enough even from the censored versions. if not, you have another problem

Kek

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Is that the one with Rosie O’Donnell and Dan Aykroyd in bondage gear?

kek I remember those days. Also that show Wild On with Brook Burke. I swear to God one night they showed tits straight up without censoring for some reason

Unironically this. I went on a cruise with friends(male) and couldn't get my rocks off like for 5 days. When I got home I pulled up a SFW pic of something I liked and nutted gallons in like 10 seconds. This is coming(heh) from someone that faps daily btw

>budda dum dum dum dum dum dum
>budda dum dum dum dum da dahhh
>...
>MY CAR
>IS IN
>THE FRONT YARRRRRRD

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>that one shitty but I'm a cheerleader lesbian shit movie that they would show sometimes on HBO
>would stay up late as a kid just to hump my bed while watching it even though it was completely SFW

I used to get bad I could never get off to it without even knowing what that was. Cocktease shit

i can't believe i know this awful and pitiful feel

IT'S GONNA BE YOUR FAVORITE CD
I still have it
I like all the songs on it

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youtu.be/98-GgVyinbo

how did they release so many good CDs and tapes?

I remember that! It was girls covered in bodypaint

I dialed that number after watching the commercial hoping to get the blonde girl. Instead some boomer answered. AMA.

GUYS WHO IS THIS/HOW CAN I FIND THIS CLIP?
I've found one Girls Gone Wild Games upload, but it's only part 2 of 2 where they are doing the actual games; but everybody knows the best part are the "interviews"

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NOW was a fucking machine. I had NOW 1-8 or something back then and stopped giving a shit after since based Napster was letting me pirate all the music instead

i think ir eember the 3 doors down being like i hte everythin about you?

Please GOD let some based boomer have a DVD lying around.
We finally got a full on 720p webm of uncensored jiggly girl, I hope someday I will see my GGWaifu's tits.

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Thats my mom dude

was it capekino

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can someone PLEASE remember the name of the show where a hot blonde and hot brunette were deep sea fishing in bikinis? it was my go to fap material when all else failed. PLEASE HELP.

Despite being on 3 different porn private trackers, I've never been able to find the old GGW stuff. I just want to jack off to the one Snoop hosted, since that's the ad I saw the most. There must be something to it, it's all just the new (relatively) stuff everywhere I look.

pour one out for the homegirl

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is this stuff not on piratebay or somethin? is it actually rare?

I watched that show just to fap to Brooke.

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>that day you found playboy by channel surfing

That shit was the most life changing experience in terms of sexual awakening for me as a kid. Up until then it was all just cocktease movies and commercials. My family had moved to a new house and the cable package must have included it when they re-subbed. I just randomly found it one night browsing through the living room TV

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Staying up late to jerk off to this because you had dial up internet was one of life's greatest pleasure. It taught me the value of delayed gratification. Kids today have it too easy.

Post yfw

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>tfw you wait in your room and listen for your parents to leave the house
>tfw you wait a good 5 minutes so they don't come back for some reason
>tfw you sprint into your parents room and steal the disc from the girls gone wild case and hide it in your room
>tfw you sit with crippling anxiety until they go to sleep later that night and you feel a great relief that you haven't been caught and confronted
>tfw you put it on in your room on 1 volume and furiously beat your meat
>tfw you sneak the disc back in the case when your parents go to work the next day
>tfw mission accomplished
Those were the days

My puritan dad bought a giant satellite dish just for the Christian channel Trinity Broadcasting Network. It had hundreds of scrabbled channels so naturally I was beating off to pic related

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I remember owning an old CRT that would catch MTV3 late at night and having a nice fap right before bed

maximum comfy

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After all these years, I got an instaboner. Some things never leave you.

Scrambled porn fetish is the best fetish

>watching public television every night until 3am when you gotta wake up in 4 hours just cause there might be some nudity
I remember some old dude dancing naked a lot too
fucker always made me go to sleep early

What kind of woman, or well-adjusted man, is watching Comedy Central at 1am?

>Hawaiian noises.

These worked and still works for me

Anyone remember how the screen would fade to black between commercials because the networks were tape based?

Does seeing VHS rip scanlines/artifacts really unsettle anybody else? No matter what the subject matter is, I see it and just suddenly have immediate flashbacks of snuff films and stuff like the Station nightclub fire footage, the Jonestown runway shooting, etc.

Doesn't happen to me when I -actually- watch VHS on a CRT display for some reason, just when I see images/videos online.

I used to turn it on before going to bed when I was a teen

>dude I saw a nipple!
>no you didn't!
>look there's her ass!
>That's his ass!

Good times

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>if VHS adjust tracking manually
>if tv, fuck with horizontal hold
>no dice
>fap anyway to the one titty

oddly this works for me as well.
Is there a scrambled porn subreddit

asking for a friend

Wild On was better than porn

except for Heather.

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>it's a "always have the channel return button set to something innocent and hit that shit at the slightest noise" episode
And real pros changed the channel twice, so that the button doesn't go back to whatever you weren't supposed to be watching. I miss having to work for it desu.

Lord of the G-strings was better.

>you will never jerk off to jerry maguire
>you will never have to manually pause and rewind to the four second sex scene
>your sister will never bring it up the next day in front of the whole family

there's a lot you guys are evidently missing out on

tawnee stone and meganqt ruled my fap life growing up. This was in the midst of fucking AOL days when DSL was barely taking off so dial up was still a big thing

for me its Monster Ballads

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with Dish network or something the return button would create a still frame of whatever was on screen before you pressed it, so I would press return for two minutes straight whenever something hot appeared on screen

That doesn't look like her.

>tfw some of these were literally underage teens
>they advertised child porn on TV

Why is this the most civil thread on Yea Forums?

My friend's mom spent well over a $100,000 on that psychic bullshit.

it's like that one jap poster said,
"through cock, harmony."

no zoomers, no capeshitters, Chads only

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THIS IS BOB

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Classic

why the fuck would you be happy when you finally don't have to fuck and wank all the time

No more demons senpai

>tawnee stone
I've never seen a girl who looked so super normal but also super fucking hot. She had a nice EVERYTHING. I look at these silicone injected rubber sluts these days and think I need to go back.

Hey I have this somewhere. I will post to /gif/

For me, it's fapping to when IFC would show dramas with tons of sex in them.

This, Bully, Lost & Delirious. I think at some point I knew them well enough that I could see what time the movie started and know when sex was about to happen.

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Universally fond memories.

>fap to the fashion channel at night because if I wasn't able to watch Showtime at 10:00PM there wasn't another source of titties on TV that night
>topless model starts walking down the runway, have 30 seconds or so to wank it to full power
>next model up is a male model, close my eyes and fap to the memory of the previous model, peeking every 10 seconds or so to see if the male models gone and the next models a female
>repeat for 5 minutes

teenagers these days have no idea how fucking good they have it. It's not fair.

>‘Historic’ verdict slaps ‘Smiling Bob’ with 25-year jail sentence
>The federal jury in Cininnati, Ohio convicted Warshak, his 75-year-old mother and a number of associates for participating in a "scheme" that deceived thousands of consumers that had bought the company's male sexual enhancement products under false pretenses
>The founder of Berkeley Premium Nutraceuticals, Steve Warshak, has this morning been handed a 25-year jail sentence and his company ordered to forfeit $500 million by a federal court that found him guilty on 93 counts of conspiracy, fraud and money laundering.

you deserve an award. this might exemplify the struggle more than any other post i've read in this thread and others like it.

move aside my children

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>16_year_old_Britney_Spears_anal_vid.mpeg4

Bob's not doing so well

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other sources of cable fap material:

11:00PM news weathergirl
op's infomercials
women's soccer on espn3

it was a different time. you had to make do with what you had. my junior high yearbooks pages were stuck together from the amount of incidental cum sprayed on the pages when I had to use it for a fap. I hid them in a roof panel in our downstairs bathroom so no one would find the cum-soaked yearbooks.

They paid a fuck ton of money to advertise late night

>haha it's just a travel show where she sees cool tourist attractions and eats at neat restaurants
>and also her heaving sweaty tits are barely concealed by a bikini top 90% of the time she's onscreen
They knew what we were doing, didn't they

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>Not her vastly superior first sets

ikr? When I was a youngin, I had to hunt for porn stashes in the woods, like a caveman hunting mammoth.

What's that? Hawaiian noises?

Because the absolute state of thots is a comedy.

that's kelly monaco. 100000000000x hotter than burke

Source?

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Very based and highly relatable

youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

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jacking off to the yearbook... you're truly on another level.

someone needs to make a 20x20 webm of her doing the dance

I was such a sex and excitement starved teen that i can still beat off to it.

For me, it was the X Files Theme techno remix

>Return to Innocence
God damn that takes me back to the mid 90s better than any time machine ever could

Good lord. Post more

What is this? Channels that barely came in? Thats weird

Who /latenightcanada/ here. Thank you based frenchmen

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Spanish language game/variety shows were my bread and butter after school. Also Jerry Springer-style shows if the white trash guests were kind of hot that day. Pixelated trailer park titties were like an early birthday.

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Wtf, Gwen Stefani is actually kind of a fridge

What was I thinking

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face ruins it

>X Files

speaking of which, Scully with 90s porn star lipliner. chef's kiss.emoji

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She looked hot in that holla back girl video.

are you fucking gay?

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>face

not sure you understand the spirit of the thread and the important work those who have gone before you had to undergo.

Huh, there were background dancers in this. I never knew.

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Zoomer holocaust when?

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she has a face?

>that time Next Door Nikki was on Springer
I rented the dvd but google images has the bobs

she has a face?

>downy face
>shitskin
>b-but boobies

this wasn't even my final form. Zoomers wouldn't understand, but computers in the early 2000's were a one per household thing. Fapping at the family PC was a no-go, even if I somehow managed to be home alone my dad would find out that I was jacking off and visiting porn sites because he was computer literate. My solution was to transfer .jpg's of pornography onto my Xbox 360, which had the ability to use your own pictures as custom backgrounds for the user interface. The 360 was in my room on my shitty old TV, so it was safe. I'd fap to the background images while on the Friends tab, since it had the least amount of interface obscuring the pictures of 4 women on a topless beach which was my go-to fap.

I'm 32

Tfw caught this absolute hardcore kino one night. Changed my life

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Did you fap to it?

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I miss Scatman

wow this guy is so straight he doesn't see faces he only sees big ass titties and asses, You're cool dude.

youtube.com/watch?v=EzrhArE9urs

Warning! This video contains adult content not suitable for children!

This kind of shit to watch porn as a minor was very much the norm.
>tfw reconstructed a full 22min video of Melody Max split into 20 sec "samples" and jerked off to it about one thousand times
Being deprived of things makes you appreciate things more, I don't envy zoomers at all

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>Shitskin
Weak bait

Her body was fantastic, but that dance is hypnotic. More online girls should be doing this dance.

>15 minute to download a 20 second, 320x240 RealMedia clip
>still totally in awe that somebody was giving out "free porn"

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shut up bitch

go jerk off to hentai

Heres something for the zoomers out there
youtube.com/watch?v=SJw8efaDgl4&feature=youtu.be

>it’s a Kate’s Playground episode

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>not posting the original
youtube.com/watch?v=WWpZC1bKfX8

kek

What's the best thing you ever downloaded from Limewire?

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Those were lighter times

post more. It's a nostalgia thread but now I can nostalgia fap

>flops around like a retarded fish while having fake pool sex with Twin Peaks

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that's true. The endless stream of pornography that exists today doesn't have the allure and mythos that the scarcity of nudity had back in the day. A picture of titties was something to be treasured; and magazines like playboys only a thing of legend, whispered about at your friends 13th birthday party. Jacking off was a more spiritual, wholesome activity, often focused at girls at your school or neighbourhood rather than some 20 year old slut getting mechanically pounded by a 10 inch dick on pornhub.

>Next Door Nikki
She the one with the hoof?

Jenna Jameson having a nice romantic restaurant dinner with some other blonde girl and then fucking the shit out of her in the bathroom

A Peter North facial compilation

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"Trish Stratus" sex video. Also a scene from La Blue Girl, first hentai I had ever saw.

Is it this girl? I'll make a webm or provide it for you if it is.

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>it's a Second Career As A Toy Unboxing Youtuber episode

also I saw her have sex with Randy West.

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You're mad as fuck

>LAMEwire
*blocks your path*

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Does she not get naked or it's only underwear stuff?

I know GGW had some actual porn stars pretending to be amateurs, but I've always wondered if some of them are legit.

Trish is slightly bogpilled but I'm actually shocked at how well they held up 20 years later

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Heather is what i consider to be a literal 10/10 wife.

>mfw me and my friend stole La Blue Girl VHS tapes from the video store and jerked off to them together
fuuuck why did we do that it was so gay

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>Dianne, it's 3am in Las Vegas...
someone finish the rest of this bit for me

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The “games” Part was 100% pornstars and nude models, the interviews were like 60% amateurs

For me it was DC++

Bill clinton.

I only jack off to deep throat vids because of this bitch and the few times i had sex i couldn't cum from regular sex only when i grabbed their head and fucked their throat.

never nude in her prime. she is nude in more recent videos but more aged and diminished unfortunately

Kurt Cobain - Half The Man I Used To Be.mp3

what's the name? I'll look up her new vids, now I'm curious

I'd watch it that late in middle school because after midnight on Saturdays I think they'd play uncensored movies and tv shows and the novelty of hearing an uncensored "fuck" on tv was too good to pass up.

Some are better than others. I had some years of being old enough where internet porn was 90 second clips that took 30 minutes to download, so DVDs were still a thing, and yeah, some are better than others. There are still some kino girls that I remember 14 or however many years later. That cute short girl with

didn't her dad produce/direct most of her early stuff?

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Be honest, how many of you turn down the volume when this came on?

>Wifey's World is still running
>she now fucks black guys
>so does her husband

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2019...
I am forgotten...

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My nigga

>dad gets off to having his daughter dance like a slut for perverts
Kinda based to be honest

my dick will never forget. Any webms?

Unfortunately no, feel free to webm that shit anyway. /gif/ could use a thread that isn’t sissyhypno or “dicks you wish you could suck”

she had a pretty based tummy

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>2003
>2am in the “office”, only room with a computer
>door open so I can hear if anyone is coming downstairs
>playing lewd anime games from the adult section of newgrounds
>80 tabs of 30 second porn clips open
>my dick is completely raw

The fact I could jack off for 5 hours straight without getting bored combined with the constant fear of getting caught made it the best worst time of my life.

It was already low considering it was like 1am when it came on

seriously?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2958242/Brazilian-former-porn-star-Diane-DeJesus-mystery-figure-5million-year-YouTube-sensation-DC-Toys-Collector.html
she's still at it as of 4 hours ago: youtube.com/watch?v=xkVu8FQEG64
*Randy Spears

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>check her xvideos page
>it's true
>also, the bitch is claiming she's 44

Fuck these games and their ilk.
>click and hold the mouse on the left arm, right arm, right thigh, left thigh, left tit, right tit then pussy in exactly that order to fill the meter and move on to the next screen where you can do it all over again then press the CUM button to cum
Fuck you, game. I preferred the more cerebral adventure style porn games where you frantically click everything on screen to try to move the scene along. Also, Zone was a go-to.

Problem is she did one hardcore scene that lasted like 90 seconds and was kinda boring

>in more recent videos
where are her more recent videos hosted?

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>not her second video with the segment where she's on her back and you almost think you can see up her skirt

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>kazaa
master race (pic related) reporting

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On the weekends me and my brother used to watch either comedy Central or the space channel until like 5 in the morning. Occasionally you could see titties and horrifying monster flicks

Yeah.
It was just one scene with some dicklet and everything else was solo masturbation or taking showers with her girlfriends.

That's 3 Days Grace.

anybody else here /tiffanyteen/?

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Big Shiney Tunes was better... But anyways, I hate Now 3 and the hamster song was pure autism

>parents never bought cable
>had to figure out other ways to view titties
>browsing eBay one day when around 11 or 12
>look up nudes out of curiosity
>find photographer that sells nudes of his models
>one was an Asian with inverted nips

And thus my yellow fever was born through a nude photography eBay seller.

this pic is responsible for dozens if not hundreds of my youthful loads

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Because the main demo was kinda famously 18-34 yo males

wait was she the one whose dad shaved her pubes? I can't find the clip on efukt

her, Next Door Nikki, Alisakiss, Sandy Summers and Kate's Playground.

post more

damn i remember when those commercials played on repeat at like 3 or 4 am my time. easy beatings were done those mornings

*cracks open can of Crush orange soda*
Sometimes I fantasize about having a time machine, going back in time and seducing Xtina with my knowledge of her future, and then coming back and mommy Christina remembers me as the stud from her youth.

last one for now

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>time to boot up kazaa

There was an entire set. I remember they were really oddly high-rez for the 56k days.

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>how time flies

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it was American EXXXtasy you pleb

I mean, I fapped to the entire set but when it was time to nut, it was always to that pic

>play Smackdown for PS2
>in character creator
>create divas with big pendulous tits in tiny bras and panties
>also miniskirts because upskirts were more exciting than just a bottomless girl
>still upset they were virtually useless in a fight

>TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU

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ukfightroom...jesus christ...

youtube.com/watch?v=5-mWq5B6sU0

alright bitches how many loads did you pound out to this?

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I want Jimmy Kimmel crucified for this

nice stuff user

oh wait it was Summer Verona: youtube.com/watch?v=XDBdL3Yw7ZI

wasn't that for Maxim? their sets are usually released disgustingly low-res to this day. they must've known that one was special.

same
based. gonna pull this up and have a good fap. thanks user.

I was /trixieteen/. She was my first porn crush. I thought I was in love with her kek.

WMAC Masters.

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>Well she was just 17, and you know what I mean
What did he mean by this?

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It could be worse. You could be a full blown sex addict, where you'll fuck any woman and even any guy who will agree.

please update if you found it

>this entire thread
LET ME GO BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE IT STOP GOING FORWARD

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She was the only time only hot in that bondage outfit I can't blame user for fapping to that

Just turn this board into a porn and cp board already and move it to the other domain ffs you niggers. I swear tumblr banning porn and reddit cracking down on betafaggot cp subs was the worst thing to ever happen to this board.

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youtu.be/4rqZZgVxnCk

>not /lizvicious/ and /ravenriley/

Please oh please, I have so few holy grails left

>bros
You don't have bros and you need to kill yourself RIGHT NOW

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these subhumans fuck niggers

Tawnee is a legit housewife now that only ever did one softcore scene.
Keep trying.

slit your wirsts nigger

I miss the old internet

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>Liz Vicious

she was way too cute. sad she retired, but we got Lexi Belle and Riley Reid now. they just need to do some Avril Lavigne cosplay.

Based every-girl-fucks-nigger-fetish user

Can't be too psychic if she didn't predict her own death and stop it can she?

Internet ruined porn.

Didn't liz's bf get found dead in a dumpster

so, uh, why didn't you save her?

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TIME IS A DEEP DARK PIT

THINGS GO IN AND THEY DON'T COME OUT

my first holy grail

That flick also had a couple of really good scenes with Dana Delaney, who was legit hot. Wasn't all Rosie O'Donnell in bondage gear.

Allie sin? Up there with Faye Regean with being too hot for porn but was cursed with meth addiction.

There was a softcore movie that they always showed late at night on the scrambled channel called Surf Sand and Beach where bimbos gave their sex stories like fucking their ex husbands etc. Fucking I kid you not but Kato Kaelin from OJ's murder house was in it! It was his first break supposedly. And of course I fapped like mad to it cause being teen me. Hard to imagine scrambled softcore porn was a thing but it was for me.

I downloaded an album that I cant remember the name of. What I got instead was a movie about a girl having sex with her boyfriend tied to the bed. Then the dad comes in and throws the bed out the window and forces his daughter to marry him.

I think its a legit movie but cant remember the rest or the name

Did she actually start showing full ass and pussy with no clothes? at best i saw she started flashing tits but never full bottom?

>ywn go thru TV Guide and look for some movies synopses for something racey and look for ratings like R, NR or Mature/Adult
>ywn as everyone goes to bed throw your secret porn stash tape into the VCR and time set up to record for 1 in the morning since you're the only one in the house who knows how to program a VHS
>ywn again wake up at like 230 AM with a raging boner and creep downstairs quietly to the living room and watch some R rated or softcore shit your taping, fapping furiously into your mom's macrame pillows or whatever
>ywn again wake up after jacking off for the sixth time and around 630 and quickly turn off the TV and VCR take the tape out and clean up the living room before your sisters wake up and come downstairs to watch cartoons
What a time to be alive guys. And I did this every Friday night too.

>was
She should be some kind of meme legend now because how often do you get to say "Wow that's a good looking 63 year old woman"

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Dana Delaney from Law and Order? Jesus well now I know what I'm watching tonight if you catch my drift lol

What the hoof?

Whaaa no way is she 63 dude? Even Linda Carter, Raquel Welch and Christy Canyon got old eventually. But damn Delaney probably just set a record

>literally jacking your dick raw 4 times a day on the weekends

iktf man

GILF- grandma i would like to fuck

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Hey when you're young it's literally better than drugs. Now if I'm lucky if I either fuck my gf or fap once a week.

>tfw before PornHub we had to rely on Kazaa for the good shit
It was a different time like the Wild Wild West but it worked

>that time I ate half a viagra

it was like being a teenager again holy shit

I'm 27 and I can jerk off back to back to back. Bipolar disorder can be OK sometimes. Pop some benadryl and have like insanely good squeeze your dick into a diamond type orgasms

Are you me user? Had loads of fun making my own Divas in Smackdown vs Raw. Looking back I realized I was just dressing up my own Barbie dolls tho

i'm 30 with a steady job and i jack off 4 times a day every day. i just go to the bathroom and watch porn what's the matter with you low test faggots?

Yeah I wish, antidepressants totally killed my sex drive. Just kill me famalan

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i'm 30 as well and 2 a day is fuckin tough for me. I remember back when I was a teen I only needed 15 minutes to recharge, feels bad man.

she was always too grimey looking for me
she looked like she stunk in this set

>that one day you just said fuck it and fapped to both

I can't tell you how disappointed I was the first time I downloaded GGW off p2p.

I'm here for you

based and redpilled

This started my career into legos and eventually Bionicles

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college aged stoners who are too stupid or too lazy to look up porn online

first internet image i jacked off to was a shot of sung hi lee in a bikini on top of a car, probably in 1995

Me and a grumpy old man I worked with at my last job bonded over me knowing who Misty Mundae was when he made some kind of joke about her.

THEY TAUGHT US HOW TO LOVE

I fucking hate the faggots who say "everything stays on the internet". bullshit. lots of hot women and porn i cannot find anymore, and im talking stuff from maybe 5 years ago

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The Zoomers are asleep as its past their bed time. This thread is for old fags only just like the content in op was for adults.

>she now fucks black guys
and what's wrong with that? diverse content is good.

She had only one vid where she did hardcore. She was legit the Emily Grey of softcore

>BOB

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This, she was heavenly

Still one of my favorite scenes from Curb
youtube.com/watch?v=98-GgVyinbo

>No mention of CD girls
>That one scene that I've ever been able to find again
>That one 200x200px photo set lost to time

the fake voice is what gets me

This, we had a hollow log where we put stolen playboys in to fap to in the woods.

You have to be 25 or older to post here

No. But rubbed myself raw over xtina's dirty video.

natalie sparks (i think that was her name) was much better looking...both had God-tier boobs

I WANNA GO BACK
youtu.be/Cgkft2olapw

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the fact that it actually took some effort to be able to fap somehow made it that much better

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHER

EVERRYYY ROSE HAS ITS THORNS

had to be the worst fucking commercial ever
fucking boomers

Underrated

>tfw I still listen to half these songs

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Popular camwhores and shit will never get memory holed, but I definitely see minor one-off stuff being deleted without anyone ever saving and reuploading it.

holy fuck yes, although I don't know if I got it from limewire but this was my go to fap kino for basically the entire pre-HD era until that Lexi Bell/Faye Raegan threesome vid that starts with Lexi on a skateboard.

>Riley Reid did fake snuff but it's nonexistant on searches

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this was it. I went to a lan party at a catholic club, found out about DC++ and it's still my go to for hard to find music.

>the pic you could see a nip
that was the one

This is why you should save everything. Also if our ass-backwards governments and big business ever fuck up our fair and free internet for good you're guaranteed a stash you're into.

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Star Wars Chess

boom boom boomer boom

I miss Nico the Bookworm Bitch.

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I thought I was the only one to jerk it to that scene. Now I know why doves cry.

can't get enough of this milky slut

This is painfully accurate

bump

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Yea Forums x ate my image

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4chanx is godsend for seeing all the deleted goodies

>turning the volume down and lining up an alternate channel on last to watch

YEEEEAAAAAHYYEEHHIIIIYAAAEOOOO

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Holy shit, when did Yea Forums get so unironically based???

it's only fridays, at a certain time, for specific reasons.
>forever alone

Kato Kaelin aka Norm MacDonald's former best friend

>watch late night skin-emax with your friends at a sleepover
>jerk off for one of the first times ever thinking about the blonde in the Busty Cops movie that you saw
>17 or so years later it comes out that she spanked the future president of the United States with a magazine and let him rawdog her

I genuinely didn’t see it coming

Nvm Jesse Jane was in Busty Cops, Stormy was in different ones but it’s a true story