YOUR HAIR WAS THERE, STEPHEN, WE KNEW IT ALL ALONG!

Why is everyone obsessed with this interview
I've watched a good chunk of it but it's so damn slow

>youtu.be/lKDs8dTnMg8

WERE YOU MOLESTED AS A CHILD STEPHEN
LOOK AT ME STEPHEN
YOU'RE FUCKED STEPHEN

WHAT'S DK 'SPOSE TA MEAN? DONKEY KONG?

Sauce?
>t.newfag

Never talk to the police. You are not required to tell the police anything. Nothing you say can help you. Anything you say can be used against you.

Never. Talk.

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would a killer go to walmart and buy rope and rain ponchos right after killing a girl, i think not.

youtube.com/watch?v=pMs5FlP_wBw

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You can do this Stephen. They’ll know you’re guilty if you don’t talk but you must be careful in your answers. If anybody can do this, it’s you Stephen. You just graduated law school. Remember what they taught you? Law enforcement’s vision is based on movement. So I’ll just sit here perfectly still and give the shortest answers possible. That’ll make me less suspicious.

And here comes the detective now. He’s big. He waddles over beside me and then he does the unthinkable. He lowers his obese mass onto the tiny office chair. The sounds the chair makes under his blubber are ungodly. “What’s wrong?” he inquires. As if seeing a chair defying the laws of physics was a common occurrence. Then he begins to lean back.

Wait, did you hear that? That sound. That was no ordinary creaking coming from his chair. It almost sounded like a scream. Like the scream Lauren made when I killed her. The detective leans back even further. Another scream echoes out. I’m certain of it now. I refuse to acknowledge it though. Further and further he leans back. More and more screams from the chair. Why hasn’t it broken yet? It seems inevitable. Will it explode and send shrapnel at me? Is that his intention?

An eternity later the detective brings in his partner. They both openly mock everything about me. My behavior, my clothes, my taste in music, my lack of friends, and my virginity. Is this even legal? All the while, I hear Lauren’s screams coming from the chairs.

But I hold out. I don’t give them anything and they are forced to give up. As they are leaving, the detective turns back and looks at me with a grin. What he says next shakes me to my core. “NO. MORE. VIDEO. GAMES. STEEVUUUN!” Only then do I realize that the chairs will never stop screaming.

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his answers, the fat fuck in the chair leaning, his mannerisms.

youtube.com/watch?v=DZAhPoJTgI0

he learned that too late

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It's not entertaining. Pretty good example of how the police let you hang yourself.

The smartest thing you can do is say nothing, refuse interviews and demand counsel.

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>Stephen what do you think of this? We've turned the interrogation room into a ball pit
>I don't know

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he could be handsome if he didn't have such a god awful haircut and dressed well

it grows on you. the fact that he's a video game playing incel with a samurai sword definitely makes it board culture

still don't get it but thanks for answering

lol fuck the cops

its just key points really. i find the lead up from him showing extreme guilt during the reporter interview to him acting this way interesting.
the shitty memes all i care about

T. Marlo

i dont argue the necessity of a capable police force for a functioning society but god damn do i ever hate fucking cops

kek

S..Stephen?!

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you'd think twice if it was your daughter or wife this degenerate raped and murdered.

>Pretty good example of how the police let you hang yourself.

actually the exact opposite of what happened. Don't know if Stephen is doing it deliberately or was just in a stunned shock, but in a whole 2+ hour interview the police get nothing out of him. After 2 hour of them insulting him, pleading with him, and trying every interrogation technique they can think of, all they have is 2 hours of nothing but worthless monotone replies.

And if you look at the case as a whole years later, It wasn't until they found the creeper footage on a camera that he confessed, and that was nearly 10 months after the meme interview.

If you want to watch a real interview where the criminal gets fucked by talking to the cops watch this chris watts one

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>Where did you go, Stayvun?
>I don't know

for me it's because of how fucking retarded the detectives are. They're both fat fucks squeaking around in their chairs the whole time for two hours while he gives them absolutely nothing. They should have just left after 10 minutes of talking to him but no, red shirt guy has to try to trick him into thinking he's having a breakdown or something.

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that was one of the first things the detective said when he sat down and stephen was looking at the picture of lauren when he said it, after he said it, stephen looked at him the entire time

he was done regardless of whether he talked or not.

kek

red shirt was pure kino

>DID YOU TAKE THAT COOKIE STEPHEN

>RED ROSES UNDER YOUR PILLOW, YOU UNDERSTAND STEPHEN

YOU TOLD ME YOU WATCH PORN ON THE INTERNET STEPHEN

was he good cop or bad cop

>Into the Stephen-verse

ywn be this cool

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A-Are you okay detective?

this. they had his hair. 2 hours of just fucking with him.

They both switch from good to bad every 5 minutes, from "we're your friends, tell us" to "you're a lying peace of shit"

YOU'VE GOT A LOTTA HAIR STEPHEN

these cops are fucking retarded and it shows. they have obviously been trained via powerpoint on "interrogation tactics" but haven't truly absorbed the meaning. For example, the fat fuck in the white shirt comes in telling stephen he needs his help. "I need your help stephen, im asking you for help as a friend, won't you help me stephen" etc... yes, the feeling of "helping" the detectives is a powerful force that can be exploited for a confession, but the perpetrator has to believe it first. You can't just come in to a hostile interrogation where the guy knows he's a suspect and spill it out like that. You have to really make him believe he's helping first. These donut dipping fat rednecks have clearly been told "make him think he's helping" and so they just spill it out with no nuance whatsoever. and it doesn't work. idiot fucking cops.

>you don't have a girlfriend and you'll never get a girlfriend

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i wanna know what brand of chair that is, purchase one, and try it out myself

the confession would have made a super easy slam dunk case but it dragged on for a few years after that interrogation was filmed because he didnt say anything. i wonder why his lawyer didnt act to get a plea deal quicker so he could have maybe plead down to manslaughter or something. but his lawyer did say that he could have been facing the death penalty and he got life with parole so... hmm

not to mention with the stolen pantsu with eye holes cut out

oh shit

>A SAMOORAI SWORD STEYVUN? WHY YOU GOT A KNOCK OFF SAMOORAI SWORD? ARE YOU A WEEABOO STAYVUM?

we don't know if the hair or blood was there or just bullshit to try to get him to confess.

>“thoroughly cleaned and was in pristine condition with the exception of two relatively long hairs caught on the side. Because these hairs appeared to match Stephen’s in color, length and consistency, the refrigerator was removed for testing.”

>Authorities have not said publicly whether blood or hair was found.

Best I've read is that even if it was his hair/blood it proves nothing. The day her friends came looking for her, Stephen was part of the initial search party that went looking for her and that included looking in her apartment. any decent defense was argue the hair fell then.

nah

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he has very thick hair

jesus wtf. prison will do that to a man

>any decent defense was argue the hair fell then.

Yes, but there were also implications that his hair gotten into the bag WITH THE BODY. Not in the flat but in the bag where the chopped up torso was. If he wouldn't confess, they could have used this line of attack then.

i don't get it why he couldn't just say that he loves the knives and collects them. Instean he refused to admit that he is the sword-knife guy but didn't offer any other explanation for his fetish
The same with guns. Why having them in the first place? To have?

he already fucked up by then, the knives were irrelevant

No more comfy threads, Steyvun..

Damn, why did he break the 4th wall like that?

it was really weird how he turned around and stared right at the security camera when he said that, made me kind of uncomfortable

>his idea of a perfect murder was throwing the body in a dumpster
kek. Buy seriously, how would you dispose of a body Yea Forums?

i can't tell if these are shopped anymore

>No more video games stevun

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>killing his next door neighbor

dude was retarded

You dont you just leave it where it is and secure your alibi

>to have?
Literally what he says in the video

He was innocent,the police only found the evidence 1-2 months after they have arrested him

just fucking bury it in the woods somewhere

That were defenately bullshit.
Years later the police said that they had very little evidence before the confession

STEPHEN SO YOU LITTLE CUT GIRLS INTO PIECES HUH NOW WATCH THIS LEAN STEPEHEN

Dogs will find it in hours

only if they know where to search

The dogs will find that shit man unless it's miles down

that's what you do when you murder someone and don't have easy access t acids that break down meat you dummy
you chop the body into 6 pieces, throw them into their own separate garbage bags and then throw them into the dumpster

Literally this. Moving a body doesn't help you in any way.

can someone give me the highlights?

youtu.be/Y_xb_JnXGeI

Yeah they'll only keep you in that room for a few days. So be ready for that if you don't plan on talking

impossible. every second is kino.

The whole video is kino tho

You just need to know the context,i recommend you watch the interview that he give to the tv before watching that

Seeing as the woods are pretty fucking undisturbed, burying a body and making it look like nothing happened there is not so easy.

@1:22:40

>when's the last time you did laundry?

a f-few weeks ago

>you aint washed clothes in a few weeks?!

y-yeah

>why

Alpha maneuver.

...

how often do you change your drawers Steven? YOU DON'T CHANGE YOUR DRAWERS EVERY DAY STEVEN?

Yeah like you do officer tighty whitey. Pull down your pants. If they're fresh, I walk out of this room a free man, if I'm wrong I'll answer your questions.

>Moving a body doesn't help you in any way.
Except it delays the police from even realizing there's been a murder, if you do it well they might just think they're missing. The longer they've been dead before the cops get to the body then the harder it is for them to get vital information from it. Moving the body also helps throw them off you specifically if you dispose of it somewhere really out of the way that isn't near you.

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DK STANDS FOR DIDN'T KILL

1:43:38
VIDEO GAMES and the guy calls Stephen a friendless loser

used to work with cunts just like this in the military - interrogator is a job specialty in the army

When I first saw it I thought "2 hours? fuck this" but I couldn't shut it off. More entertaining than most 2 hour movies.

I need you to help me out Stephen

Not if you feed it to the dogs first.

haha imagine not cleaning your clothes for a few weeks and wearing underwear for more than a day
how disgusting must that be haha

yeah i just pointed that out. i work in a small er and we call the cops when the psychs are acting up. but cops are douchebags

I have over 20 pairs of socks and underwear. I can go three weeks.

I appreciate yer cooperation stevunn, I really do

this. i have way too many socks and underwear. i dont give a fuck if i wear my pajamas for 3 days in a row and maybe rotate a shirt here and there since i hardly leave the house

That detectives chair deserves a medal.

>So, you and Laren were friends?
Yes.
>How would you describe yall’s relationship?
...she was my friend

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>We're y'all close friends
...I don't know what you mean

CAN YOU DO THIIIIISSS

It's over steeeeevun
>CREEEEEEEAK
I'm in charge here
>BRRRRRRPT
No mo vidya steevee, mister smartie pants
>SCRRRRRRT

Get a job

i dont know

This is retarded
1. chopping body takes skill and the blood is everywhere. Its noisy and long duration process that requires special instruments
2. when you dispose of the body, there is a long period when people can see you walking around with the bags and can remember you later
3. either meat in the bags starts decomposing and the smell gives it away, or some animal tears it smelling meat, or hobos loot the dumpster and find it, or the workers find it when they clean dumpsters, because they sometimes check for some things that could be used by them.
Logistically - it doesn't make sense and too risky

yer fucked anyways
>CREAK
>rubs eyes
you have friends?
>"yes"
name one
i'm telling you, they ain't yer friends

You fucked up Steven
>HEAVY BREATHING
You ain't going to win
>LEANS BACK
Just too much evidence
>CONTINUES LEANING BACK
We're done talking to you
>SURPASSES LEVELS OF LEANING NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE

1h27m when he starts talking about his hair.

>man slaughter for strangling and chopping up someone

try again faggot

Was his hair really there?

They never found her head and limbs despite scouring the landfill. Only the torso, which was in a different dumpster.

NO, IT WAS ALL A RUSE

NOW HIS HAYIEER, THATS ANOTHER STORY :^)

YOU SCRUBBED AND YOU WIPED, BUT WE CAN TELL THAT. DON'T YOU WATCH CSI?

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I thought Steven told them where the rest of the body was when he confessed?

Why’d he do it anyway?

Ahm in yer head stayvun

he didn't have sex

>person has a few knives and firearms that means they killed somebody or they were molested as a child
I don’t care what evidence they had, fuck this fat fuck in the ear

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you dont kill your neighbor and instead go for someone with whom you have no connection whatsoever
preferably in a place youve never been and will never return to

Answer my question in an honest way, you fucking cunt or i'll do things to you.

you also don't talk to the press immediately afterwards

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Honestly if you're even a PoI in a murder investigation as the murderer there's a very strong chance you will be caught. That's why all the successful murderers target complete randos they have no connection with.

STEYVUN Y'ALL SHOULDNT THREATEN AN OFFISER OF THE LAWWE STEYVUN

He just wanted to rape her but she manages to take off his "mask" (underwear with holes) and he goes full retarded and strangle her.

Btw he din't even fucked her or her dead body in the end

Oh yeah that ads up. He did get real defensive about watching her.

>thank you, detective. That's all I needed to hear

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What you’re telling me ain’t adding up Steven. When you’re in your living room and you hear the door across the hall close you say, yupp that’s my buddy getting home. But you’re telling me that doesn’t happen in your world?
>you asked if I watched her come home, I didn’t
*strait back to yes/no/I don’t knows*

>He just wanted to rape her but she manages to take off his "mask" (underwear with holes) and he goes full retarded and strangle her.
Raping your neighbor seems just as retarded.

Shut the fuck up, man. Seriously. Just SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW OR I'LL DO THINGS TO YOU.

yet still, the case for murder would be opened and some things make me feel, they would follow and get to Stephen eventually as the suspect.

THATS GOOD STEYVUN LET IT OUT STEYVUN

NOW WHYD YOU DO IT STEYVUN AND DONT GO BACK TO YOUR I DON'T KNOWS STEYVUN

I’m 40 min in, and I watched the 18 min tv interview
Wtf same

>did yall have sex?
no
>did you TRY to have sex?
no
>you think about havin sex?
n-n-
>LIAR
>what kinda man doesnt think about sex

>>LIAR
>>what kinda man doesnt think about sex
THE ALPHA BOOMER

LIAAAARE!
*EXTREME LEAN*

I don’t
I’m an incel for life

yer fucked stayvun
yer fucked

At least he has, like, the best hair genetics ever.

Do you guys think Steven actually did it? What evidence do they have other than a motive, opportunity and question of his character?

>fuck these guys who have been doing this for years
>here's what they should do...

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with an ounce of charisma and some x this dude would have slayed at music festivals

saw in his room, panties of the dead girl in his room, suspicious internet searches that match the description of the events, the footage from his camera of the inside of the victims room taken before the murder, the lack of alibi, connection to the victim, strange behaviour during the reporter interview and in the police station.

>Is there anything that I could look at that I could say "he couldn't be involved" because he was on da computer, or he was online on a PORN site or he was online doing collage work or anythang that would exclude you as being involved all together... I mean [light chuckle] did anybody see you this weekend at the house? did you go out to get a news paper? didja wave to a neighbor? [slaps hands on lap in disappointment] or just lock yourself in all week?

yehs

>nobody saw you?

noh

>I mean, what did you just STAY in the house all day?

yes

>[chair noises intensifies]

youtube.com/watch?v=WFaAvXKDZmI

Just imagine how kino Elliot Rodgers interrogation would've been

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I find it humorous that some of the questions they ask him like when the garbage man comes to the apartment and he doesn’t know they get upset
I’ve been putting the trash out at my apartment for almost a year now and I couldn’t tell you when the dump truck arrives because a giant dumpster and I’m not monitoring when the fucking dump truck comes and goes.

>Do you not know when your neighbors come and go?
Nigger you learn to ignore all that shit, it all becomes background noise

If a retard like him can weasel through law school doesn't that mean it's too easy at this point?

yes he would idiot to come up with an alibi

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I literally have no idea when my neighbors come and go, who the fuck keeps track of that.

>Did ya thank the janny wuz yer gurlfriend?

STAYVUN AINT Y'ALL A MEMBER OF YALLS COMMUNITY I KNOW MY GARBAGEMANS NAME WHATS WRONG WITH YOU STEYVAN

Did the saw have her blood on it? Can we see the footage on his camera? Still not seeing how this necessarily convicts him.

Looks like Sheev's hair

> Can we see the footage on his camera?
yes, it was posted online and you can find it. The saw teeth type could be matched with body wounds even in the absence of blood. If you cut bones, you leave trails of the saw on them.
Even if the police would want to frame him(for what reason?) they wouldn't have the exact saw that was used by the real murderer to then drop it in Stephen's appartment. To prove that he is not guilty, you need to prove another crime supposedly commited by multiple police officers and the murderer itself should somehow be involved with this. You have no proof for any of that, its even bigger conspiracy that demands bigger evidence.

Exactly, it’s absurd some of the questions they ask and get upset when he says I don’t know.

Alright, the saw is damning.

> if the police would want to frame him(for what reason?)
A lot of cops just want a conviction. Sure, most want the guilty guy and most believe the guy they convict is guilty, but sometimes innocent people get convicted.

What about the whole two cars thing? Do you know if he actually had two cars or were the interrogators screwing with him?

my neighbour lady sometimes makes a lot of noise closing her door, so i could inexplicably remember that i heard this noise in the particular day or if i haven't

why didn't he call for a lawyer

I lived alone in a trailer for 10 years and people thought my place was abandoned because I only left once a month to pay rent (I was on disability)
I only knew the name of my neighbor who lived directly behind me,,, I had about 5 other neighbors and I couldn’t even tell you their names
I didn’t bother them and they didn’t bother me

This board has the weirdest memes, I swear

As it should be. I get so pissed when my neighbors try to make conversation with me especially when I just want to get in my car and go to work or whatever. Then I have this niggling guilt in the back of my head that I'm an asshole for not wanting to get to know my neighbors. FUCK

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Poo poo kaakaa haha

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I never felt guilt, I am not a sociable person
I have little to no desire to talk to anyone
I don’t even like it when cashiers and shit ask me how it’s going or try to make small talk when I’m buying shit
I just wanna tell them you don’t care, you don’t even know me
I understand I’m the abnormal one, and I’m not normal when it comes to social situations but I’m good at faking it, smile and wave... fml

>tfw I just watched 2 hours of I don’t know, yes, no, I don’t remember and I didn’t do anything.

WHICH RESPONSE WAS YOUR FAVORITE?

PERSONALLY I'M PARTIAL TO I DON'T KNOW

>BACK TO YOUR I DON'T KNOWS AGAIN!!
BASED STEYVUN REVERSE TROLLING THE BOOMERCOPS

HE'S THE ONE SUPPOSED TO CRACK NOT THEM LMAO

>WHICH RESPONSE WAS YOUR FAVORITE?
To have

>*drinks a gallon of soda*
>*leans back 180 degrees*
I mean it's all over anyway. You're fucked. You're not gonna win.

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Yeah this aspie is not a good person by any means but the questioning style, inferring skills and general incompetence make me loathe the fat detective a lot more than katana-bro

even red shirt is in awe of this man

Do I have to watch 2 hours of this to understand the memes?

I don't know

I don't remember.

why would you need the rope afterwards

red shirt realizes that he can not bring out the full power of the throne upon which the sits

The gift of the lean will never be his

Watch the first 25 minutes, after that the red-shirted guy comes in and it becomes really heavy to watch. At that point you gotta decide if you're a big guy enough to make it through the whole 2 hour vid or if you're a short attention span adhd zoomer

I'm a big guy, I can do it.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y_xb_JnXGeI

I couldn’t watch over 2 hours of “I don’t know” because I kept thinking about how I’d make a much better interrogator and started cringing a bit.

no

youtube.com/watch?v=KIroLgiCyP8

holy shit, not only does he defy the laws of physics, but he also breaks space/time itself?!?!

>where's Lauren, Stephen?
>...
>"I don't know"
>STEEEEEEEEEEEEPHEN WHY

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There'll be no more vidya games.

>is there anything you wanna say?
>I didn't do anything
>that's whay YOU say

man, that hair part is straight out of some comedy skit; he demonstrated twice on his clipboard how hair falls on things

>Does that make sense?
Yes
>So what I'm saying makes sense to you?
No
>*scratches head*

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who will portray him in the inevitable biopic?

Nobody mentioned this guy was a pedo

youtu.be/wWYCPHReuoo

>npc_when_player_leaves.webm

The issue is that moving the body makes your alibi harder because there's an extensive period of time you're away from your house/normal routine and an increasing chance of people noticing.

>'What's this?'
>'My Kroger card.'
>'Is that the card you use at Kroger?'
>'Yes.'

Fookin' legend. I am so happy they released this, but why on earth would a police department do this?

A common tactic that police use when interrogating is just endlessly rambling to try and stop the person they're interrogating from thinking properly and forming a lie.

He told them he dumped it into garbage and they were unable to find the rest of the pieces that the garbage truck took.

I meant why they publish the video. I understand why they ask these questions.

Hairs not as solid as a confession. Confession basically negates all that pesky lawyer fuckery that can happen.

For the sake of transparency and Macon, GA might have laws forcing them to release records for closed cases like many other cities do.
Besides I can practically guarantee you that they didn't ever imagine more than a handful of people actually watching the entire interrogation.

How the Fuck do you think interrogation works? Its all designed into provoking a reaction.

I guess it isn't that crazy, but I'm pretty sure my country never does for privacy reasons. However I can see the benefit for transparency.

You guys were right, you can't stop watching once you start.

>camera never moves
>incel never moves
>boomer detectives comfortably lean on chairs really far while drinking soda
>incel only says Yes No I don't know I don't remember
Indisputable KINO

You're just a sorry piece of shit that don't give a fuck.

I don't know

And you know what you did. You just don’t give a fuck.

I. DON'T. KNOW.

I think I was just captivated by the fact that he was destroying the interrogators the entire time, never giving them an inch. He nailed every reply out of the 300+ questions. Only stupid thing was not having a lawyer.

>you're in too deep now stephen

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>I CAN TASTE YOU STEVUHN

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>I don't know Steven, am I?
>I don't know

Sink or swim, stayvuhn

WHAT IM GOING TO SAY TO HER MOTHER STEVUN?

I've enjoyed this more than the entirety of this new season of Game of Thrones.

TELL HER I CHOPPED THAT BITCH UP INTO LITTLE PIECES!

WAIT, I MEAN
>I DON'T KNOW

Don't commit crimes and then you'll never be in the position that you have to afraid of talking to the police.

If I were to see something criminal happening I'll be the first to report it to the authorities, it's called being a good citizen.

Anybody who complains about the Police is a scumbag as far as I'm concerned.

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Has he been stabbed to death in prison yet?

There’s a certain lack of trust for the police, they operate internally over their own mistakes unless something really big gets messed up. And there’s a lot of pressure on them to convict somebody rather than leave a case unsolved.

>No paddles here Steven.

girl got jammed

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RED SHIRT CANT HANG WITH THE PRO LEANERS YET

MUCH TO LEARN MY YOUNG APPRENTICE

CARE TO EXPLAIN ALL THOSE CHYNAISE CARTOONS STAYVUN?

>splish splash
You're already wet, stayvun

It's just loli.

T. Child.

>They're turnin' the wave machine on in 2 minutes Stephen. You don't got much more time.

He was on drugs right?

Shock

>What is this Stephen's Universe thing we keep hearing about?

I kept thinking about this video when I first watched the interview

You'd crack so fast if that was you, because you'd be unable to let a statement like that pass by and not take it personal. This is why your attachments reveals you. Its a trick - and you fell for it.

You find it humorous because you have no idea what you are talking about.
They are studying his body language to see microexpressions and changes in pitch and posture when he's being asked different types of questions. Its not the questions and answers themselves, its finding out what you communicate without even knowing it.

I dont know...

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>We found you there Steven. In the void that came before Existence. You know this, dont you
>Yes
>Who are you Steven
>...
>I don't know

Kino.

>YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF POLICEMAN'S QUESTION

Chris watts knew this

I remember watching this because i was bored as fuck but around the 1h mark it starts getting kino as fuck

the cops get agitated that they cant get anything out of him and they start calling him out on shit saying he doesnt have any friends

>there will be no more video games stephen
>those the ones i talked to they say they aint yer friend

There's basically three acts.

>The White
>The Red
>The Lost

>STEPHEN
>I FEEL H A P P Y
>I FEEL G O O D

youtube.com/watch?v=2fR5xHGCJYk
desu

> see microexpressions and changes in pitch and posture
you watch to mutch tv

Which interrogator was better? White Shirt boomer or Alpha Red Shirt boomer?

leb.fbi.gov/articles/featured-articles/reading-people-behavioral-anomalies-and-investigative-interviewing

This is how hypnotists work, how con-men work, how psychiatry work. Learn it at the behest of your own life.

It's like Rust said, you have to be a fucking genius to kill someone these days and get away with it, and Steyven does not look like a genius material.

yeah but you shouldnt expect that from a pair of boomer hillbilly county cops

appearances deceives, user. that is the first rule of any con. never trust a persons appearance and presentation.

> you have to be a fucking genius to kill someone these days and get away with it,

lol. No. Do you have any idea how many murders go unsolved every year?

In bumfuck nowhere, sure.
Try being a serial killer in even a slightly bigger city and see how far you'll get.

better than getting convicted on everything and doing hard time.

I don't exactly think all the gang members who kill each other every year are exactly Einstein or Hegel.

Actually they're pretty good about getting away with murder. What gets them isn't evidence really, but their need to tell everyone about the murder. If they just shut up they'd probably never get caught.
>In a gang
>Told to ice some other gangbangers
>Roll up on them in a car
>Couple shots from inside the car
>Drive off
Most people won't be able to record the plates or get a good description of the car. Even if they do it's probably stolen or not registered or whatever. Gun can't be linked anywhere, casings might have stayed in the car, and the killer probably doesn't even know the victim, they're just killing based off gang affiliation.
Of course, then the gangbangers goes and writes songs about who they killed and tells all 10 of their baby mommas. Eventually someone snitches and they go to jail for life. Then a Democrat comes around and let's all of them out of jail and they do the same thing all over again.

>They should have just left after 10 minutes of talking to him

Then they wouldn't be detectives. Even the answers that he was giving them could be used as evidence in any way they wished. Prying him for two hours is just business as usual. The more answers they get, even yes/no/maybe the more it helps the investigation. The more words the get out of him, the greater the success, which is why they fuck with him for so long and so much is to get maybe one answer that's longer than a single word. It's enough to put someone in jail.

>this whole thread
CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION

You don't really have to be a genius by any stretch of the imagination, you just have to have little to no direct connection to your victim.

That one was incredible, his problem was that he was such a narcissist he thought he was smarter than everyone else and dug himself a big fuckin hole because he thought he wasn't a suspect and ran his mouth. Also he confessed to his dad exactly what he did while the cameras were still rolling, dumb shit.

>goes from being nice to calling him a piece of shit in a span of two seconds after 19 minutes

yes

it's funny
some might say, borderline experimental and surreal

>law student
>never asks for a lawyer
wtf

the only thing missing is a sweep scene
>yer in the black lodge now stayvun

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iirc stephen allowed cops search his house without a warrant and fucked himself

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That's his secret user, Stephen is BOB

How come the family exterminator didn't get death?

>mfw 7 years of no more video games

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>few days.
Where the fuck are you from? The most I've heard of was a 24 hour hold and that was for some pretty serious shit. They'll cut you loose after 8 hours or so if they can't get something out of you.

Would go full Breaking Bad on that shit and melt the body or something.

So does good cop/bad cop work?

So why does walmart have old footage for so long

>pajamas
Are you 12?

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Pigs or a furnace. Make sure you grind down whatever is left and scatter it tens of miles apart. Your biggest mistake is killing someone you know, though.

dismember and electric meat grinder
the resulting pulp flushed little by little into the toilet
or packed into bottles and disposed somewhere else

why do they always go to walmart?
they always get caught with the footage

>leaving evidence
No body, no forensic evidence, weak case if any.

>Stevun, look me in the eyes when you're addressed

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Wait, did this guy really go to law school? Yet he didn't know not to say a fucking word in a police interrogation?

!

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don't tell anyone where you got this

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>stephen, ah lahk ta theeink wur freeinds

*CREAK*

BOI

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>where's lord sakuza, stayvun?
>I don't know
>WHY MUST YOU HIDE HIM FROM ME STAYVUN
youtube.com/watch?v=9vQWC6kio3Y

What state was he in? If the state doesn't have a death penalty then there you go. Additionally, he might have confessed to avoid the death penalty as a sentence, those are two of the most common reasons.

For you

>Macon, Georgia
>68% black
These cops have experience dealing with murder

First step to a successful murder is DON'T KILL SOMEONE YOU KNOW OR YOU'RE RELATED TO YOU RETARD JESUS FUCK

cops are allowed to lie and will lie to you 100% if they feel it would be useful, like making up hairs, security camera footage and vague overwhelming evidence so you "better just come clean right away"

Leaning in a comy chair is actually a well know technique, when the person being questioned is in a rigid uncomfortable chair.

They're just stressing him to see if he trips up or freaks out, and to see how he acts when he's not lying.

Any other anons named Steven out there who find this meme particularly funny?

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So they can study the movements and behaviors of everyone who comes through their doors. The amount of data they collect on people is unbelievable.
Big, often crowded place known for its fair share of odd customers. I guess they it'll help them blend in.

Gangland murders aren't comparable, a murdered ganster has 1000 potential culprits while if some random girl is killed it's probably someone she knows.

bump so I can read later

when is this

I didn't do it!

keep watching you retarded ape

If you're talking about Watt, he initially confessed that his wife killed their daughters and then he killed her. He ended up pleading to all three murders to avoid the death penalty. He and his parents still maintain that she killed the girls.

>pregnant wife you are cheating on kills your 2 daughters
>you kill her then hide all the bodies and pretend they ran away
>make sure to call the daycare your daughters go to tell them they will never be coming again so you save $500

chris is the ultimate idiot if he thought anyone would believe that

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The date is literally in the video.

yeah but when is it?

he could've just left her there in her room tbqh

Pigs or lime

harharharhar

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your attacks aint got no effect stephen

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lost

Nah, the Tampa Bay killer was an absolute retard and he would have gotten away with it if he didn't sperg out.
They had him recorded killing all his victims but since he didn't have any connection to them, didn't use a vehicle and only shot them in the back of the head leaving no forensic evidence except the bullet it turned impossible to catch him.