Is he the best modern comedian?
Patton Oswalt
Aiden Evans
Carter Butler
Who?
Colton Wood
The only thing worse than a wife killer is a tripfag.
Chase Moore
lol ok fag
Adrian Stewart
>Who?
rattattouille
Bentley Bennett
First he gave her extra sleeping pills in her evening tea.
Then when she was drowsy he pretended to start sexy time and bound her to the headboard.
He took a plain latex condom, unrolled it, placed it between their mouths and blew.
The condom extended itself down her throat and began to obstruct her windpipe.
To make sure she didn't retch it out, he took a pitcher from below the bed and poured saliva he had collected over a week into the condom.
The condom now a solid blockage in her throat, he now placed his mouth over her nose and began to blow co2 into her lungs.
After about a minute, she realized something was wrong, but the combination of sleeping pills, being tied, and lack of oxygen meant she could barely put up a struggle. Her last vision was her husband with her nose in his mouth, coldly monitoring her pupil dilation.
It was over quick. He sucked on the condom, slurping up the saliva, and then removed it from her throat flushed it down the toilet. The rags tying her hands went back to the towel rack. She looked peacefully asleep, and as far as the police would ever know, she had been when he got back in bed beside her, and turned out the lights....
Aiden Baker
Not even top 50 lol
Asher Morales
A murderer who sold his soul for fleeting pleasure, and deserves nothing more or less than the swift, icy hand of the reaper.
Luke Green
I'm partial to Patton and David Cross. They both really seem to rustle /pol/tard jimmies for some reason which is a bonus.
Robert Rodriguez
spbp