Is Doom Patrol the only good capeshow?

>Major Gyno
>In his left nip
Is that like an Osmosis Jones character or something?

More like Reddit Patrol

It has its flaws, for instance Jane continues to be a slog through every scene she's in, Larry's subplot takes for-fucking-ever to just get started after episode on episode of spinning its wheels, certain episodes like Danny lean too far on preachy camp than fun camp and just come off obnoxious for it, and this whole 'what did the chief do' is more breadcrumbs than sandwich.

But otherwise, yeah. Cliff is endearing and loveable, unJUST man knocked it out of the park with voice and stiff motions alone. Rita is an absolutely wonderful character in every scene she's in and her development has been fantastic, a truly great example of an atypical female heroine and absolutely riveting to see how she is going to progress. Cyborg, who you would think would be the black sheep of the whole affair is a perfect fit you never would have imagined if you'd stuck to the source material and his dual character arcs of wanting to be one of the big time heroes and fear of being taken over by his machine parts blend together perfectly with the body horror and the fuckups and fears of the cast, he fits in better here than he ever did in the Justice League and his actor is doing a spectacular job. This all wrapped around weirdness and insanity perfectly woven in that you won't see anywhere else.

All in all its got some flaws, but mostly strength and anyone who wants something truly unique in this glut of superhero shows is going to find something to love.

Flex Mentallo is a superhero with muscle magic powers. He is having a picnic with his wife. What context did you not get?

it is really clear. even in the still shot in OP pic. that lump under his left nipple is gyno
pic
it's clearly gyno guys

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again, that's not major gyno. That's like a .00001 on a scale from 0 to 10

pic related is MAJOR gyno

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On the on hand, you're not supposed to like Jane and want to push her away because thats her character.

On the other hand, I don't like jane and wish she would go away because I don't like her character.

Is she a great character or a shit character?

I don't care, I just want to see her tittays

Where do I know this actor from, he seems really familiar for some reason

Ya think?!

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is more hetero than Coon Patrol

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look in the mirror...

mmm sexy boy pose for us some more

ok let's do semantics on the word "major"
you made me isolate a mans nipple so i wont let you get away that easily. that fat deposit under the nipple? it's gyno. period. and it's a very clear case, so i'd say it is major gyno.
fuck you
what i was saying is that it's major gyno for someone who will take their shirt off in a movie
the guy you posted clearly has a disorder. the guy in OP did drugs and got gyno and took his shirt off for a movie. big difference

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I don’t know about that, but it’s legit great.

seriously, have sex

i want you to fuck me from behind standing up while you nuzzle your spiney beard on the back of my neck and you jerk me off from the front

It's filled with Political Correctness by idiots who didn't understand the joke in the comic book.

I agree with everything here. Rita is best girl.

Dude, Its literally not "major" gyno. Give it up, your embarrassing yourself

these powers can be yours with nofap

ok
you know best

Just to note, it's not Brendan in the Robot costume, he's just the voice

before i go
do you consider this "major gyno"?
because i do
i think we might just be on different wavelengths

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major gyno is when you literally have tits

ok
so birth defects and one-in-a-million hormonal problems. that's gyno. very good! very smart

How???

if you're asking if he has gyno, then yeah, he has gyno. Does he have MAJOR gyno? no.

The last episode made me really sad even before she got dusted ;_;

the rita speech dragged too long

im not asking
you are very dense so let's rewind
OP posted a man with muscle who is lean and has clear gyno from hormones
usually if you are using hormones you will get gyno even with perfect pct and then get gyno surgery. you will get the glands scooped out.

the guy in the OP video clearly has major gyno in his left nipple and it was caused by hormone use. before he used hormones, he did not have this gyno. he used hormones, got big and lean and got gyno. there aren't varying degrees of gyno. granted, the leaner you are, the more visible it is, but this guy made a choice and got major gyno
i don't see the issue here

the issue is that he doesn't have major gyno. He has gyno. Minor gyno.

>there aren't varying degrees of gyno
>got major gyno
so which is it?

for a man with muscles taking his shirt off on tv, he has major gyno
your clinical definition would never be shirtless on tv as a man with muscles
it's major or none, correct. just depends on how lean you are

He has Captain or Lieutenant gyno.

I think you might actually be retarded

only faggots who jerk off to shirtless men yelling no homo would notice his gyno. He doesn't have MAJOR gyno.

alright
a broken clock is right twice a day. this is one of those times, just so you know

It's so fucking good I was surprised desu.

It's weird but not sure if it's good

>flex is still young, wife is old
>gay pilot had his accident 60 years ago?
>rita is still same age as when she was an actress in 50's?

Is it supposed to be set in current year? How come they don't age?

Flex has reality altering powers or/and he came out of a comic book so he fine.

Gay pilot has radiation sickness + a spirit inside him

Rita stretches her telomeres i guess

Not exactly capeshit but I feel like Happy! ticks a few of the kino boxes as legion.

the way I see it, if you have super powers, you don't age in the show.

Well, Happy! is a grant morrison thing, so I guess that’s why it’s got the same vibe.

The Chief is clearly interested in being immortal so presumably he's collecting people who don't age

i guess literally everyone of them is ageless

>cliff is a brain in a box
>jane is probably immortal
>chief has his wendigo waifu

Cyborg is the youngest but will probably age really fucking slow too because of the autorepair.

If he even ages at all and isn't replaced entirely before he's 40.

speaking of aging, timothy dalton is much older than he seems. what pottery.

>And Daredevil was good too
daredevil was never as good as Legion or Doom patrolm it was good compared to Arrow.

>Rita stretches her telomeres i guess

Rita's body isn't human at all anymore, she's an amorphous blob that just so happens to look like a person most of the time, but that can and has broken down at multiple times.

There's nothing to age except flesh-colored goo.

For me the jury's out on Legion. Season finale shit all over itself and Noah hammered that shit down by calling Syd the "real hero" of the story. At this point I'm comfortable with the entire series ending with David saying "fuck this #metoo shit, I'm outta here".

Happy's a Morrison thing?
You're telling me the Morrison adaptation curse is finally broken?

>hairlet turned to lifting out of desperation
oh no no nooooo

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Very possible too. Also I guess Danny is immortal and so are it's worshipers.

this is what /fit/ does to you, folks
turns you into an insane lookism sperg who freaks out over nipples

The good parts of Doom Patrol is also Grant Morrison, so I’d say it’s been lifted.

Timothy is top tier daddy

desu, Crazy Jane in Doom Patrol is a better Legion than Legion in his own show.

not him but he clearly has alot of hair

dude why did you blur out your own left nipple what are you hiding

It's so good that i don't even mind the shoehorned SJW shit they put in.
It's bretty based.

is that my motherfucking boy Flex Mentallo?

as a big boi /fit/ he doesn't have gyno

Parody of Charles Atlas (goggle that you fucking kiddo) that can warp reality by flexing his muscles.

Yup

Classic Morrison. His shit's so creative you don't even care when he shoehorns sjw shit from time to time. He's everything Neil Gaiman tries and horrendously fails to be.
I chalked it up to coincidence since he didn't technically create Doom Patrol. Glad to know that one of his own titles holds up too.

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I agree on everything champ, i will defend crazy jane's actress because it must be a super hard character to do justice to begin with.
Negative man "b-b-but muh gayness!" arc got old like 3 episodes ago.

Come on, nobody even fucking knew about Doom Patrol before Grant Morrison.

Here is a (you) for that exquisite joke, don't mind the plebs.

Man, Moore's curse held a lot of weight for years. Doesn't matter who'd heard of Doom Patrol. That it existed before Morrison redefined it felt like a lucky loophole until now. Old bastard's finally getting weaker.

i have an explanation for everyone except crazy jane.

One of her forms is a giant fiery sun woman, it's not unreasonable for her to manipulate her body to stay the same age

At all an i can come with the same headcanon, just sayan that i don't have a real explanation so far.
But yeah every one in that group must be pushing 70 years old easily.

It's all really fortunate happenstance.
Flex can alter reality by flexing his muscles, and that essentially makes him a god.
The gay pilot has a ghost sustaining him and probably looks old as fuck.
Rita's a literal blob who works on looking how she wants.

Hey Arrow was pretty kino for like three seasons

not really user.

based retard

Thanks, fren.

Yeah I don't like the actress that plays Crazy Jane but everyone else is good. Compare that to Titans where half the cast is wrong, they only got Dick,Hawk and Dove and Jason right. But at least CJ's actress has some good tiitays but they never show em.

Is it possible that Jane is just the newest member? Haven't watched the show, but that seems reasonable.

She mentioned that she's known Chief for over 50 years.

Well shit, I guess it is that sun goddess thing.

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Hmm, that's new.

He could maybe bring down Mr. Nobody

b&r

Which is funny when you consider the best character on this show isn't even one that he ever wrote