Captain Femdom

Can anyone that doesn’t get off on triggering /pol/ reasonably justify Captain Marvels current existence in the MCU? She’s literally ex machina.

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Lol this place is so toxic for the mind. It literally warps you into thinking negatively about everything. It makes you a sexist, it makes you a racist, it makes you observe people by their skin colour and gender first and foremost. Just awful. I’ve kinda fucked up my thinking pattern from being here for so long, but I’ve gotten better. Slowly but surely I’ve gotten better. And those “have sex” comments are said unironically by people like me, because some of you freaks desperately need to have sex and get a life, breath some fresh air, get a job, get some hobbies and realize you are wrong about everything.

Would you eat Captain Marvel's poop?

insider here.
she is being replaced as we speak. the rest of the cast hate her and have told execs that she goes or they go. you should see her face.

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somehow the dyke cut works with her man-jaw

>A woman's worth
I said nothing about her being "worth" more or less, just that she looked nice

This is the blackpill

hi incel!

it's what the comics character looks like

squareface pants

Why is Carol saying goodbye only to black man in this scene? She doesn't respect others?

What are some good hobbies?

reminder that the people spamming these threads are paid IRA shills that HATE America and American culture and want the west to die.

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Oh really, I could have sworn Captain Marvel was a black woman...
No, an Arab woman...
No, a white woman with long hair...
No, a white woman with short hair...
No, a white woman with long hair again...
No, a man with a lightning bolt on his chest...

Femdom is literally gayer than fucking traps.

shes supposed to be girl Thor, OP and wacky

She isn't wacky at all

They want a female character that can bulldoze pretty much everything
She represents the fans' desire to do so IRL

h i r u s s i a

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All of this is true and it's easily avoidable. It's one thing to meme and kick the shit but this is becoming actively toxic for anons who post here.
The hive mind is a very real thing and after a certain point it's difficult to escape it, especially if you're a young naive sperg like most fags who post here.
That's why I come in these threads and """""shill"""""". I'm trying to actively help people stop being asinine schizos, but it's exhausting and the pay off is almost non-existent.
You wanna help your situation, you start from within, by being there for yourself. Nobody can pull you out of that hole on their own.
People WILL disagree with you, on all fronts, and you have to take that as an inevitable fact of life. Doesn't mean you can't coexist. Obsessing over shit that triggers you does nothing good for you in any capacity.

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, Reddit

I want you to unironically kill yourself.

Checked

have sex sweaty

Imagine if she took a stinky, slimy diarrhea on that cake and sat in it haha

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you'd think she'd get some implants or injections or really fucking anything. her career would do so much better if she had even a little bit of an ass

no

captain wagegap

captain cbt

have sex

Looks like a younger, blonder Harvey Keitel

Racism and sexism is normal though. You’re the faggot who cares more about fitting in with normalfags than anything else.

Where the heck do you guys get the HQ rips of this show? It's old as fuck.

I'd rather not.

Yeah but none of it would have been possible if she didn't come out of nowhere to find Tony Stark in the middle of space somehow.

Have sex

It's called the coward's cope. You either pick yourself up and fix your shit or you remain stuck and bitter for the rest of your life. I can 100% guarantee you all of those people are miserable, because I'm like that too. But I'm an oldfag. There's still potential for you to dust yourself off while you're young. If you have to, just leave, but don't adopt the mindset. It's just a coping mechanism.

As a Yea Forumsmrade who has survived the woke cancer that poisoned marvel all throughout the 2010's I can't really blame /pol/ anymore. Hacks replace actually storytelling with politics and then pat themselves on the back, it's real and it's infuriating.
Leotard and thigh high Carol was such a better character (a party girl who's forced to grow into an OP powerset she didn't ask for) compared to captain bitchface here to smash the patriarchy and dyke out. It's not fun, it's not engaging, there's no depth to it. It's just bad.

this.

over 10 years here for me and im ruined. you can never leave.

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>femdom
>with those feet

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something about this chick´s face reminds me of buzz lightyear. i dont fucking know why. now that i thing about it, MEW also kinda looks like buzz, and she looks like this chick also.

You're right, but you have no idea of what goes on in these threads. This is foaming at the mouth level autism. It's like she took their childhood pet and raped it with a drill.
Who gives that much of a fuck about some random who? Change the fucking station already.

>you can never leave.
Yes you can. The issue is that you feel like a fag for doing it, because you've been conditioned that way. It's like being in a football team for 10 years and suddenly leaving.
The reality is that you don't have to feel guilty about it, nor about any of these people. The fact that you realize it's a shitty mindset already makes you better than the rest. You can change if you really wanted to, but it's difficult to break a habit, and this place can provide a cure for a loneliness that you might be feeling, so it's understandable why you're still here.

Blitz this, bitch.

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>captain marvel will never barefoot face trample you

I have sex all the time and I'm still not a fan of the media shoehorning identity politics into everything, sugar coating minority crime stats as a socioeconomic issue, or blaming white men for all their woes.
You're going to see more normies like me getting sick of it too if this shit keeps up.

That Mantis.....holy shit

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Because she’s invading my escapism. I haven’t had a damn problem with any of the women of Marvel till they got Brie to ply this fucking hax OP ass character. Her movie had 0 stakes and she’s had the acting depth of a soaking paper bag. If this was about what was between her legs I’d watch literally 0 entertainment.

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They better fucking not make her a lezbo i swear to god i was just starting to warm up to her shoehorn

the same women that accuse some men of being insecure are doing the exact same thing. god knows how many top ten "underrated women who kicked patriarchy´s ass and balls" are out there. its the same thing.

sneed

haha can you imagine femdom shows up and overpowers you and forces your head between her legs and makes you eat her pusy but then at some point loses her powers so you break free and rape her wouldn't that be crazy haha

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Deus ex Vagina.

that would be disgusting

She was just a flying brick equivalent to supes that makes most of the rest of the cast pointless. Boring.

>5/10
>cuts hair
>becomes 8/10
Wew lad.

Captain Forehead Noass

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fair enough I suppose

I've never liked short hair on women
fite me

You say femdom like it's a bad thing, I want captain marvel to kick me in the balls and tell me I'm worthless while jerking me off.

and then what

>I want captain marvel
you can ask your groceries cashier woman, they look the same.

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>never been attracted to a short haired qt
holy smokes I'm begging you here: have sex

Nah they can't land planes on their forehead, that is reserved only for Brie. It's just not the same otherwise

>not wanting chaos
newfag

ice burn, god damn

Most men don't, that's why you see soiboys and other women defending it.

>Captain Femdom
Character instantly improved

Today I will remind them
soundgasm.net/u/belle_in_the_woods/F4M-Captain-Marvel-and-Spider-Man-Team-Up-to-Fuck

Didn't say I never had sex with a woman with short hair, I said I didn't like it. Their's nothing to grab onto and you can't help but think 'longer hair would frame your face better.' Then there's the whole 'bed head after sex' look which is solid gold.

>most incels don't, that's why you see high test men and red-pilled women defending it
fixed it for you

the truth is addicting

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I guarantee you she'd be a shitty, lazy dom. She's the sort of cunt that wouldn't even have the human decency to spit in my mouth

I was racist and sexist before I started browsing Yea Forums.

cuck-tier fetish

Even my ass is curvier than this chicks. And I'm a guy

THIS
why did she get so ugly so quickly?

when i was a teen i made cutouts of all her moments in Scott Pilgrim and then turned them into a slideshow of collages and then i would have that scrolling at different places on my two monitors and jerk off and cum to that it was awesome.

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brainlet tier response, but I used to date a dom that wanted me to eat her ass all the time but when I brought up footplay she said "eeeewwwww gross". Women are a joke, honestly

Post it stud

Fag, prove it

She actually had really decent feet before she caught the feminism bug.

>I'd like to speak to your manager haircut
>hot
I'd pay for a pic with timestamp for a good laugh.

Once you stop being a porn addict and start working out and being useful, your femdom fetish will seize. Get better, user, you miserable faggot.

I wanna fug that bug

Why is she so perfect?

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And a man's worth shouldn't be based on if he has sex, right?

More like Captain I Want to Speak to Your Manager

No it's based on how well he can shitpost

Jesus Christ did they use all of the budget to make her look presentable?

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fun fact: you're describing "active measures." This is an ongoing campaign from a foreign antagonist that wants you to do all of this shit.

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today I will remind them

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pathetic larp

In the comics she and war machine are an item
It’s probably a subtle nod to that

>code_lyoko.png

You're absolutely 100% right about this user and I am attempting to improve my life. But I must add to this that Brie Larson is a smug walking plank with a man jaw and was one of the worst casting decisions in recent memory and there is nothing you can say to convince me that this greasy cheeseball is attractive. If you try, then I will just concede you're a shill for the mouse.

And fuck niggers too.

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>Lap up that fungus like a good spiderboi, Peter.

this poster is going to die alone

>let's ignore the multiple Alita threads daily
Write better stories and characters this place turns on a dime.

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She cute.

incels irl

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>not separating your online persona from your IRL persona
baka user

>user get back here and let me step on you!

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...

>her career would do so much better
She won an oscar and starred in the highest grossing movie of all time

What is a euromaidan?

Pictures taken seconds before disaster.

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That Mantis can eat my head any time

She looks much better with the short hair

White women age like milk

she wants to speak to your manager

Thinking mans fetish if you aren't an insecure idiot.

>starred
More like just played a supporting role.
Being in Endgame for 10 minutes doesn't mean too much.

lol Americans are so cute.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Ukrainian_presidential_election

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Manafort#Lobbying_for_Viktor_Yanukovych_and_involvements_in_Ukraine

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euromaidan

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annexation_of_Crimea_by_the_Russian_Federation

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_sanctions_during_the_Ukrainian_crisis

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Research_Agency

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_measures

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>Thinking mans fetish if you aren't an insecure idiot.

Thinking wimp's fetish.

i still would

>implying racism isn't based af

why is it so hard to find a black femdom? Like one that isn't a fat piece of shit.

No but she can piss in my face

technically it's just projected weakness and ape tribalism for people that are being abused. About as based as a screeching ape throwing it's shit at strangers.

If You said this to me irl I would literally rape your asshole

seriously WHAT is up with you all retards getting hoodwinked into being actual faggots?

Why are you like this? Is it your mom's fault? Or daddy's fault? Who fucked up your brain so much that you think fucking dudes isn't gay?

Do you ever NOT jerk off to dudes?

Like african black or american black?

>screeching ape throwing it's shit at strangers
That's how I became racist in the first place

those feet CANNOT be real

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yeah you're in a race to the bottom with the most sensational assholes on "the other side" possible so that you can justify why you act EXACTLY like them.

You're a nigger. You're a tree ape nigger throwing shit because you saw other tree ape niggers throwing shit on your black mirror.

You're going to die alone nigger. And NOBODY will care. Your family will be relieved.

Sad and blackpilled, but very true. I literally make way more money at work and feel happier when I stay away from this place, after cold turkey quitting for a bit got promotion and accolades, more power and respect at work and in the community, plus after not coming here for a while got married and have a family now. I'll probably go cold turkey again to avoid going back to that horrible place I was in after coming here a lot. Not sure what it is about this place but it fucks up your life and even the people around you.

based

based

U mad lol

It's not that people have to like it and can't bitch about shit they watch, it's just the levels of obsession and autism here that go beyond and into mental illness. Also if you really are that genuinely mad about some show (instead of complaining a bit or just cracking up at the shitshow) there's something wrong with you and your life. You shouldn't want to "escape" your life because it's a good, real life. Little breaks but that level of investment, something is seriously wrong.

Checked.

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>my virginity is caused by niggers!

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Nice projecting, cuck. There's literally nothing wrong with being racist.

I'm racist because I grew up among blacks, user. Did you? Or did you just read some buzzfeed articles and watch blackkklansman?

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You did not. You grew up in some suburb where the only blacks you interacted with where the handful of successful ones.

she likes it and the whole cycle repeats

So you're against the genetic citizenship tests for Israel?

Underrated

i worked retail in high school and I instantly got triggered when I saw that haircut

I agree with you, it should be based on her personality, something that also isn't worth shit

>americans are getting cucked to death by russian shitposting
fucking based, i'm half-slav how can i help them?

>There's literally nothing wrong with being racist.
sure there is. It's fundamentally an extension of your own underlying psychological disorders that you aren't dealing with in self-actualizing ways. You're externalizing all your cognitive dissonance and angry feelings about yourself at some Outgroup boogieman. It makes you easier to manipulate and abuse because any bad actor and/or sociopath can use that to exploit and control you. You're telling everyone that you let yourself be controlled by other people.
>I'm racist because I grew up among blacks, user.
Lets look at this. You grew up poor? you grew up around shitty people? Your upbringing must not have been great? You got a lot of grumpy feelings about life and a lot of recallable examples of The Other to blame?

You part nigger? You got something to prove? You feel like you're competing with them? Who cares that you "grew up among" things that you don't like? Everyone did
>Did you?
yep.
>Or did you just read some buzzfeed articles and watch blackkklansman?
Notice how you reflexively need to jump to the boogiemen that exist in your head. I'd bet you probably just grew up among "nobody really" if we're being honest. Did you ever really grow up even? Your worldview and your ability to be manipulated is determined by what you "grew up among?"

Who gives a shit about what some asshole grew up among? What are you a fucking baby? The world is bigger and more complex than the things you experienced in your nigger life. You'll just die one day and that'll be it. Everything will still continue as if you never existed.

My point is that racism is FUNDAMENTALLY just mismanaged mental illness from stupid uppity apes. It ultimately doesn't matter, just makes your life more miserable, makes you less likely to improve, less likely to find friends or girlfriends, and more likely to be abused by assholes. It doesn't help you do anything other than justify why you're miserable.

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>fucking based, i'm half-slav
um sweety
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-drop_rule
you're 100% mongol.

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>insufferable feminist SJW
>still has time to take selfies of her ass

>Being this much of a faggot
Avocado toast you're my only friend

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1 drop rule is cringe americanism, again how can i help them user?

ok soiboi, your wifes bull needs fluffing.

Those things that are said here are the truth, not the sugar coated lies your co-workers and friends say to you in real life. What you hear here is what everyone is really thinking. It’s all a mask that they put on for society. You know what someone really stands for when they believe they are speaking without consequences

subverted my expectations haha

Jesus. Thats just pathetic.

>I SWEAR IM NOT LIKE THOSE EVIL SEXIST NERDS ONLINE I SWEAR PLEASE FUCK ME OOOOHHH PLEASE JUST GIVE ME THE PUSSY

Im really glad these weirdos get exposed as the creeps they pretend not to be later in their careers. Look at Whedon.

So she's going to be the character Marvel reveals as gay/lez right?

>scene would be hot if it wasnt a man hating ball busting no body bitch doing it

>can't read
>won't read
what's up with you ESL LARPs?

What's wrong with your mind? do you put much effort into that? I've never had avocado toast in my life. I don't even know what that is really. Your reflexive need to FLEE to your imagination is literally, diagnostically "psychotic."

What you just did was what psychotic people do. That's how they maintain their delusions about themselves. Do you just not understand how that works?

>ok soiboi,
reminder that this term is only being spoken because President Donald Trump's tariffs collapses the söybean industry and paid shills turned that word into the newspeak. Everytime you say this you're letting everyone know that you're being abused.
>your wifes bull needs fluffing.
reminder that the cuck meme started in 2014 at the beginning of the Russian active measures campaign and that it's designed around radicalizing virgins against "neurotypicals" that HAVE SEX.

Can't get cucked if you've never fucked.

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Racism is only "based af" if you're 14. Eventually, we all grow up and realize how stupid it is.

Have sex

what a sad pussy pandering simp
lemme just throw other men under a bus see how great I am ladies! please touch my peepee! pls?

nah you'll grow up for real and realize racism is the only thing that secures diversity. Everybody has the right to protect their family and way of life.

unironically would not mind her pegging tbqhwyf

>lemme just throw other men under a bus
imagine thinking that "not being a faggot" was "throwing other men under a bus."

>reminder that this term is only being spoken because President Donald Trump's tariffs collapses the söybean industry
implying someone is feminized from eating too much onions products is not only a old theory but the term basedboy is used within some brazillian and spic imageboards since the early 2000s

dubs,dubs,dubs,trips
well hot damn user

You are retarded. Im white. I grew up in a decent part of town but went to public school. Blacks are generally dumber, more emotional, and more violent than whites. Anyone who has actually interacted with them knows this.
Btw you are a massive faggot

different user here
you think "growing up for real" is where you are, but give it a year or two if youre not a moron and you realize that while it's fun to be angry and have a clear enemy, real life isnt conveniently black and white. there are TONS of black people way smarter than you and tones dumber as well, it's pointless to treat statistics as a guide to how you should treat and interact with individuals.

Everyone is racist, grow up

Holy fuck. If this isn't a troll then I feel really bad for you

wow you're an even bigger queer and obvious reddit user than I thought. you probably identify as a male feminist and think females are oppressed in 2019.

Reminder that this is a flaseflagging /pol/dditor.

Smart black people have nothing to do with with what I said. It's not about anger either. You're just so hopelessly brainwashed you'll never understand until it's too late.

Racism doesn't make me miserable at all, I generally don't think about it. I like some black people. I don't even type nigger on Yea Forums.

>implying someone is feminized from eating too much onions products is not only a old theory but the term basedboy is used within some brazillian and spic imageboards since the early 2000s
yeah this is a fantastic point. A lot of the söyboy and tranny faggot bullshit has come from the invasion of Brazilian shills in the last few years. Because Brazilians are FUCKING CRAZY for trannies for some reason. But this is another fantastic point about how this board is being ruined by invader nigger shills from shithole countries.

But yeah the term "söyboy" didn't need to be brand new to become newspeak. In fact, like "cuck" and "sjw" it works better when these terms have already existed and you just meme them into the thing that your shills say to control each other.

Are you a Brazilian invader? What year did you slither into this board and start dumping your faggot degeneracy into white culture?

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>Racism doesn't make me miserable at all
no the conditions of your life do. Racism makes you feel better while being miserable.
>I generally don't think about it.
duh. thoughtful people aren't racist. It's a waste of time if you put in a minute of thought into it. But, like a nigger, you just SEE THING and REACT. OOGA BOOGA.
>I like some black people.
nobody cares. nobody will know when you're dead.
>I don't even type nigger on Yea Forums.
yeah because you're a racist. You're controlled by words and ideas and feelings about strangers. You're weak and dumb and you just consume the slop.
>wow you're an even bigger queer and obvious reddit user than I thought.
t homosexual reddit invader
been here since 2007 guy
>you probably identify
NOTICE HOW YOU FLEE TO YOUR IMAGINATION

NOTICE

NOTICE

NOTICE HOW YOU FLEE TO YOUR IMAGINATION

reminder this poster is likely in Russia right now.

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why the spike

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CAPTAIN FEMTARDED LMAO

looks like election day? exxon getting the rabble all roused up to go vote against each other?

I just want to point out that I really want Peter to bang her after I saw Endgame

You did good but trying a little too hard with this post. You had me though, not gonna lie. Have a nice night

more like Captain Penis Envy amirite guys?

Thinking people are serious here, on the toilet website

This poster is going to die alone.

well a woman's worth can only be fairly judge by their looks since they proved incapable in everything else

This sounds like a more personal problem then that of this site. Learn to distance yourself when visiting the site . Don’t blame it on your lack of control. I visit here and have a gf and have s good life.

lmao cry more faggot kill urself

I'll drink to that!

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There have been studies on basedbeans that show a heavy diet can have affect on men. On top of that it’s only fucking losers who ever buy the shit on the first place. Are you a complete total fucking loser user?

nytimes.com/2018/11/19/us/politics/farming-trump-trade-war.html

agriculture.com/news/business/trump-to-cut-basedbean-farmers-a-check-for-165-per-bushel

ewg.org/news-and-analysis/2018/11/ewg-analysis-trump-s-farm-bailout-payments-flowing-city-slickers

desmoinesregister.com/story/money/agriculture/2018/11/25/federal-trade-assistance-trickles-iowa-farmers-hurt-trade-war/2065652002/

washingtonpost.com/business/2018/12/17/trump-administration-follows-through-with-second-round-promised-farm-bailout-payments/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.5d58647c13ef

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-06/grains-onions-trump-tariff-threat-to-china-drives-ag-prices-lower

youtu.be/ChmUC0OysoU

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IMO her character never sat right with me, probably because I've seen so many better cosplays of the character that gives them justice like a great ass to sit on my face.

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>calling beta faggots soiboys because of shit testosterone levels is actually 8D UNDERWATER BACKGAMMON RUSSIAN TROLLING FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
>THE TRUMP TRAIN CANNOT BE STOPPED

>posted from st petersburg

have sex sweaty

>posted from st petersburg

>posted from st petersburg

whats wrong with st petersburg

based basedbean farmers.

>basedbean

kek

the brainlets are making a russian bot/propaganda shill implication.

nothing if you want to face fuck little kids

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no better place to fuck kids in the world for rich people than Russia. Even better than SE asia.

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Why even watch rev when you can just come to 4channel. You guys are all fucking nuts and I love it

name a Russian: they got facefucked when they were a kid. 100% across the board. Prove me wrong.

It's basically how they get confirmed. They get facefucked by a big mongol dick. That's why they're all such degenerate angry perverts later in life. It's unchecked rage from how they, as a culture, are pedophiles.

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no but i would drink her fresh pee direct from the source

don't wanna get aids

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When will we summon the Brie here?

What a faggot statement. I hope that triggers you

have sex

Brie broke up a relationship

>no ass
>fake tits
>manjaw
>otherwise average or even below average in some aspects
>bitchy and awkward
>love short haired girls but doesnt really work on her
>says one line that's taken out of context to be sexual
>wtf i love brie now
you guys are fucking retard. stop worshipping this slag.

Yeah, it's not like they had someone who could literally teleport to anywhere in the universe at will or something.

She's honestly gorgeous

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Because you have unresolved mommy issues.

*crime statistics in youre path*

>Avocado toast you're my only friend

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she can't beat my big cock

having sex

>name a Russian: they got facefucked when they were a kid
>100% across the board
>Prove me wrong
I can't. Thanks for the new headcanon user.

This desu

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You are right user, anyone with an IQ higher than 50 can tell that being on Yea Forums long term isn't healthy.

It's even documented that it's bad for peoples self esteem

only if you reply.

Damn. Burgers actually believe in this?

have sex

>those feet
witches really do exist

she looks like a budget version of emily vancamp

She looks better and can actually act.

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what the fuck happened to movie stars. any ugly cunt is on screen now

kek

haha damn, I thought everyone on Yea Forums was fucking braindead and racist like the guy you responded to

You've made your reality based on what other people have said, and that's why you feel something different than us who aren't racist. Sure it's easy to look at the statistics and the videos and all those things that make sense like "jews own everything" and see that there's a clear agenda, that everything's against the white man etc, but the difference is that the non racists who've been exposed to all of these are people who have friends in the ghetto, who know people that are supposed to be the enemy.
You're essentially saying kill all muslims because you're fighting in the crusade when the truth is that the only muslims you're fighting are the ones in the army. The citizens have a right to live, and you're willing to take it from them because you want to secure everything for yourself. You lack love and maturity

Based.

do you have anything smart to say? Can you not confront what he said? That's pathetic, dude, you're running away while thinking "eh, he's baiting so I don't need to argue against this shit I can't argue against."

just look at all that shit on that shelf.

holy shit, cringe

Why is she so cute?

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Based.

Soul.

Is there anything at all that Brie hasn't tried?
youtube.com/watch?v=w9DgN8pfRpc

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this post reeks of reddit. Go back please

This post reeks of exactly what that post was touching on and it hurt you enough to reply to it. You can yhrow around all the buzzwords you want.

It's not like it's a movie and they could have written any other bullshit solution.

She was sent to find him presumably, it wasn't a coincidence. Remember she already knew the other Avengers and it's not a stretch to imagine Rocket had a way to locate the Guardians' ship.

You need to go back and redo your whole life user. Don't bitch at me.

Lol all it took to get this place to like Brie Larson again was /ss/

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This place really does fuck with your mind. It's fun though

We've always liked her. Some autists though she hated white men so they recoiled.

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>We
Go back waifucunt. There is no we.

>There is no we
Of course there is. These threads are living proof, no matter which tribe you cling to.

lads...

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I want to be her friend and play vidya all day with her, bros.

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More like Captain Fungus amirite

Embrace the funguns user, it is your destiny.

too bad discord trannies are real and shilling anti-pol content you newfag

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>user come help me unbox these games
Huh? What did she mean by this?

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>skrulls
god what an idiotic name, imagine talkin seriously about skrulls and flying bitches lol

This is probably my favorite pic of her. It says a lot.

t. paranoid
Go dust off those crusty clothes and get laid you neckbreard cuck.

she looks like a man with jaundice
is she even 30? ffs brie!

This is my favorite Brie image. It holds so much power and meaning.

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>It says a lot.
Explain?

this is my favourite Brie image

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based dilator, only trannies get mad when uou insult trannies.
be more subtle the next time

now thats a man jaw

t.

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6"2, 225 pounds with green eyes and dirty blonde hair. Worst part about it? I have an actual penis.
Cope my nigger.Many such cases!

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Tranny cope

Why is she always wearing these autistic clothes.

The pawn is clearly Yea Forums and the expression denotes just how easily one line and a haircut turned this board around.

>whoever disagrees with you must be a tranny
You need to go back.
Cause she's literally autistic. A savant.

Being a likable human being?

You go back first, tranny from reddit

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>Buzzword buzzword.
Here's that dopamine hit you ordered. Here's your (you)

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That's who she is behind the scenes. She explains it here.
youtube.com/watch?v=-6ssQ0HOjAI

I know you guys are baiting each other in this thread but I unironically find her very, very attractive. Guess I'm out of the meme loop as usual.

Why has Matis so big thighs haha

I'm not baiting. I find her cute and attractive too.

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Not baiting. She's very cute if you distance yourself from that Wired interview.

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The best Brie interviews are when she's being asked to explain herself and how she acts. She just becomes so much enthusiastic when she's not asked questions about herself.
youtube.com/watch?v=zmv-MMYfKNU&list=WL

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I don't agree with her political opinions but I find her cute also
But I understand that people are "shilling against her" because of that
It is what it is

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Why did Brie call off their marriage? She always seemed so proud of her boyfriend to the point she always calls out for him when she wins awards before.

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It's true. I feel bad that she has the same occasional autism and ineptness this board has.
It can put dents on your public image.

Fuck if I know. They've been together for a decade or so I think, maybe more. It gets old after a while.

Tfw Yea Forums hates Brie because she reminds them of themselves.
She's just as awkward, stupid and weird as any of us here.

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It's true, that's why I like her. Seems like a breath of fresh air among a see of boring, vapid hoes that only care about money and image and so on.

Not for me. This is one of the few places where i am exposed to racist and sexist arguments and when i see how poor those arguments are. The notion that not being racist and sexist is the correct position to hold gets reinforced more than any other place.

Autism.

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>sit on a cake
This is a blue board user please dont post anything sexually arousing

no u
youtube.com/watch?v=wqXubUVuWr8

see

>A woman's worth shouldn't be based on what looks attractive to a man.
If everyone thought this way the human race would go extinct in a single generation.

Good.

I know she's supposed to be a dyke, but damn she cute.

She hasn't left a footprint on the franchise yet. They can easily just never use the character again and no one would notice.

Do you think it's possible that this is another extension of Gisnep's "get everyone riled up about politics so they'll shill our movie for free" strategy. Like they get Brie to act like an insufferable bitch secure in the knowledge that normal people will find her abhorrent but the core of 18-35 y.o strong independent women will take it upon themselves to right this terrible wrong and saturate social media with pro-Marvel propaganda free of charge.

Scarlet Witch was already that character. She was the only one capable of killing Thanos in endgame. He needed to call in an orbital bombardment from his ship to save himself.

You're reading too far into this. Disney doesn't even need particularly good advertising to make money. Their capeshit sells like hot cakes.

wtf

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Everyone will tell you verbatim that everyone in the cinemas cheered loud when the portals opened and everyone stepped through, but no one made a single peep when Marvel smashed through the ship and tried to take the gauntlet from Parker.

For you, maybe.

If anything Captain Marvel may have lost them money. No one was going to miss this movie.

If only she had a dick I'd be perfectly fine with how she looks and acts.

How did it lose money? It made 1 billion.
A sequel might lose money, but idk if they'll even be making one.

Back in the 60's atlus saw that the copywritten name "captain marvel" was back on the market. Since atlus was changing the name to "marvel", it seemed like a good investment. They made a new character, mar'vell, an alien soldier turned rogue, to take on the mantle.

Unfortunately, no one really gave a shit about him. Captain marvel sales were never good, but they kept his run going to keep the name. He did, however gain a sidekick who was more popular than him. Carol danvers, aka Mrs. Marvel, got some of his powers through radiation or some bullshit. Anyway, Carol went on to have pretty successful solo series and tons of crossovers. She was one of the first characters that was primarily a crossover character and was good at that from a "seller" standpoint.

Eventually marvel got tired of mar'vell and killed him off. And they did it by alien cancer so you knew it was actually real. A fucking retarded number of people took up the CM name, including two kids who fuse into a clone of mar'vell. Carol was still doing the crossover/occational solo series stuff.

Around the late 2000's and 2010's, marvel saw that DC was getting more female readers due to new runs of teen titans. (it didnt last btw. New teen titans is shit and involved stuff like starfire fucking half the cast for no reason.)This made the executives at marvel look for ways to attract this new market. They saw that carol was a decent comic seller to both males and females. So they made a pretty good run in which she becomes captain marvel.

Flash forward to the MCU. Fiege knows that a MCU female superhero movie will make bank. He can never get the mouse to approve one. Wonder Woman makes bank. Suddenly the mouse changes its tone. They give a CM tease at IW's end. They cast brie larson, and manipulate retards into REEEEEing about her to get extra publicity. It worked really well. /pol/ doesnt realize that "woke points" actually help products because they themselves create buzz about said product.

Except that it is, there's a reason the first thing you tell a woman who's feeling down how pretty she is. It's literally all they care about.

Being cunty bitch isn't femdom, you shill moron.

For a change. Brie likes changing hairstyles a lot.

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tom holland has an objectively superior ass

She probably meant this

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That's exactly what she meant, she said it felt really weird to sit on a cake.

Based

*knock, knock*
*open the door*
>got sugar?

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