You see Connie...

You see Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?

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it was a different time incel, have sex.

Everyone picks on Meg tho

Why does Brian have an attraction to his own species in the earlier seasons but starts fucking humans later on?

Brian is based as fuck when he isn't being a tool.

what are some media that btfo women?

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Seth McFarlane is secretly redpilled as all fuck but hides it so well that everyone shits on him for being too much of a redditor

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he gets annihilated by Quagmire though

Hello Satan nice of you to join the thread.

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Didn't Brian (His self insert) recently get cucked in a new episode?

Quagmire, a literal rapist and pedophile somehow thinks he can talk shit on Brian because he's "honest with himself".

Checked your checking

I had an employee that looked just like her when she was thin. She got really fat though.

>tfw it feels like he's ripping ME apart

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No he isn't, he's a basic 90's liberal. He barely writes on the show anyway

This is the best joke on the show
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Brian really is r*ddit personified

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Cringe

OOO WA AH AH AH AH

The problem with Family Guy ultimately is that it's trash. Most of the gags are just crude/edgy, unfunny shit that only work if you're 10 years old. Then they often overplay them and stretch them out over the course of a minute but it's okay because it's "self-aware". I'll admit, it has it's moments sometimes but really only when Peter does one of his "it's funny because it's true" gags. It's still a trash show though.

This is just a mega cope that boomers(and genX) love to push. As if bullies ever get their comeuppance.

Lois, Kenshiro and I are going to beat bad guys up in Quahog.

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>pedophile
what episode?

When the show started bestiality was still taboo.

damn, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez looks like that?

The wall doesn't approach that quickly unless she is doing meth. Extrapolate that out to 29-31 and it's right.

It depends where she lives. In Australia, the wall is 25-28 because of all the sun, among other things

Yeah well she looks like she can get fat too but she probably works really hard to keep the fat devil at bay

> Girls give handjobs when they're twelve.

Checks out.

I'm a teacher, I can confirm

okay, now this is epic

How does it feel?