Find a flaw

youtube.com/watch?v=SkSW2CpKY5E
I mean, even the score is good

that's not the movie's fault. blame the porn industry for having shit taste.

that's the problem; it's too easy

We didn't get a full-penetration scene with Kim Cattrall while she was in her prime.

Jack Burton was retarded

Who?

That's the point retard!

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yfw you realize most of jacks dialogue in this movie is in the form of a question

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Well you know what ol' Jack Burton used to say........

this scene was fucked up

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I can’t

youtube.com/watch?v=O4gqDeKAqiw

> Perfect

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This is the one movie where Kim Catrall's terrible acting actually works.

Full of chinks

everything from the first to the last second
one of the worst films ever made and a true r*ddit classic

what a shitty retard betacuck zoomer take. how bout you fuck back off to whichever capeshit or basedflix threads you came from faggot

Been a while since I saw it, but wasn't half the premise that the asian girl and white girl got mixed up just because they both had green eyes or some shit? I remember thinking that was a bullshit stretch watching the movie, as if Lo Pan and his mortal kombat krew are going to mistake blondie for the gook they meant to kidnap

Still like it though. classic carpenter kino

>No memorable music
wtf are you talking about, you clearly dont know shit about movies.

>but wasn't half the premise that the asian girl and white girl got mixed up just because they both had green eyes or some shit
"China is here, Mr. Burton"
The reporter was a San Francisco native born in Chinatown and the asian girl was born on the mainland in China but they both fit the criteria of 1) having green eyes and 2) being Chinese because the whole point was to appease Hei Fei, the golden king who originally united the seven warring kingdoms into china in the first place. Hei Fei's "china" was an idea of an empire united by common law and common purpose which Chinatown, San Francisco CA, USA totally fits having successfully imported and incorporated
traditional chinese culture. For a popcorn B+ movie Big Trouble in Little China has surprising depth and nails a lot of Chinese mysticism lore.

come on man, that's such a dumb ass-pull and you know it.

its all in the reflexes

Jack was the first MGTOW.

Mortal Kombat!

You like it. Flaw found.

>ass-pull
Not really since the whole theme of the movie is cultural heritage intersecting with modernity.
>I thought what we were here, racial differences aside, were a couple of Californians
The wing-cong and jiang sing represent old Tong rivalries that survived into America, Egg Chen and Wang's dad both having day jobs and both being Daoist practitioners, Lo-pan's temple is under his import export business. It's repeated again and again that Chinatown is China as well as America.

It's way simpler than that. There was a mix up, in that they were aiming to kidnap the reporter's Chinese friend to send into their trafficking ring, but that's the end of it. The legend didn't care about ethnicity of the green eyed bride, just had to marry a green eyed girl for the whole thing to work. Lo Pan being kind of a racist was going to sacrifice the white girl to become all powerful and live out life with the Chinese one in a loop hole to get the best of both worlds.

What does that mean China is here I don't even know what the hell that means

>Lo Pan being kind of a racist was going to sacrifice the white girl to become all powerful and live out life with the Chinese one
that's just the smart play

if they make a sequel would it be called little trouble in big china?

I can't

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>what is that stuff?
>black blood of the earth
>you mean oil?
>no i mean black blood of the earth
I love this movie.

>no sequel

There was...

It was called Captain Ron...

I don't like the comedy in it, should have played it straight.

Egg Shen. Bus Driver. Tour Bus. Bus for tourists. San Francisco, Chinatown.

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Zoz

No delightful child sidekick

I agree.

There is a comic book sequel.

Big Trouble in Little Vagina starring Alina Li.

Can’t you just leave the the Egg Shen opening scene alone?

Prime Kim Cattrall.

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The check isn't actually in the mail.
#roasted mah nigga

Kim Cattrall didn't get her sweater puppies out

dick trouble in little regina

movies that couldnt get made today

it's too short

>not big double in little china
check em

white males

It's fun. It's a good time. Honestly, if you don't like it you can suck my cock.

pretty much as close to perfection as a mere movie can get

It’s only waffer-thin

sum bitch must pay