ITT: we forge a weapon to end all capeshits

Just letting you know I was genuinely upset I didn't get it

5

How do I get a Jewish gf?

OH NO NO NO NO

Two options: be reach/famous or go to Israel and find one. Otherwise there's really no way, they hoard their khazar milkers. Israel is the only place you'll find desperate ones and in high quantity.

noooooooooooooooooope

rich*

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I got one
nice girl, good photographer, a lot of money.
I meet her in a bar.
as every women, you need to get her drunk

that's hot do you have pics?

A real, proper adaptaion of Watchmen.
One that understands the story from start to finish. No extravagant fight scenes, no miscasts, and no added bullshit.
A real deconstruction of the genre will wake people up and destroy this obsessive adoration normalniggers have for these garbage """"""""movies""""""""

Why does this guy not have chest hair?

Yikes

checked

>namefag cannot comprehend shaving
typical

I'm 27 and have never had a single chest hair.

Why would a man shave his chest? To look like a woman? Or because he's a faggot?

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He has a tattoo which will be blocked by chest hair
its also for hygienic purposes

But he doesn't have a tattoo.
Also just take a shower every now and then

Photoshop you dolt

Because its a teenager you dipshit

Teenagers have chest hair.

whats the science behind girls getting so excited about abs?