Give me all the pastas you have on this little guy please

Someone post the Las Vegas one please

*blocks 1/10th of your path*

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I once sold coke to a midget. I lived in Vegas, it had to be 1992 or 93. It was summer, and bored with sexual exploits and hard drugging and drinking, I decided I'd have a lil fun with the midget that frequented my favorite bar. Lets call him Vance, because that was his name and no one is going to care to remember it. I started playing his friend, got close to him, he was obnoxiously chatty. Full of stupid, tiny opinions, tiny like his arms and legs, watching him stumble up onto a bar stool, often times waving away help, kept me from putting a gun in my mouth for a good six months. Well, I got him hooked on the shit. Bad. This guy would hit me up in the dead of night for a fix, would suck my dick, anything, and I mean anything. I did it all to this little fuck. What he didn't know, was that I had been consistently cutting his dope with saw dust from the hard work of better men, with glass, hell, I even crushed up a tic once and he was so deep into his high he never noticed. None of this was affecting him enough for my pleasure though, and I soon raised the stakes and added rat poison. I would even spray cockroach killer into his bags. I saw the effects almost immediately, he almost shrunk in size, if that were possible, he began to have mild seizures and I assured him it was simple withdrawals, and that he just needed a little more. Before a month was over, he was practically crawling to my door, having abandoned our bar and his friends. He would sit on my couch and cry about god having abandoned him, and before his untimely death, I made sure he had all but given up on any hope of peace or love in this life or any other.

Watching his little casket being carried by his midget children was the funniest shit I've ever seen, his family held me and wept and thought my tears were pain, but they were jubilation. I've never shared this story until now.

>tfw you walk into a Savile Row shop and they refer you to the Baby Gap

As if hiroshimoot actually ever reads the Yea Forums email.

lol

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Doesn't feel as funny today. Guess this meme was short-lived.

Much appreciated

Post yfw Warwick actually shuts down 4channel.

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Why is he so short tempered lads?

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Was funny for a little because he's a boomer not understanding Yea Forums memes and shitposting, like most media or people don't do. But, it got old and many anons are just trying to be edgelords for some (you's)

kek

Okay, that one made me laugh.

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I’m really confused why he thinks he can do this? Like did he get legal advice before hand? Is he just trying to stir up news cycles to get his way? Seems kind of retarded, people have literally killed others based on Yea Forums posts and the site stays up.

Fresh pasta from 1977

Short people got no reason To live
They got little hands And little eyes And they walk around Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes On their nasty little feet
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people Round here
Short people are just the same As you and I
(A fool such as I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they DIE
(It's a wonderful world and im immune to criticism due to above verse now)

Short people got nobody Short people got nobody Short people got nobody To love
They got little baby legs And they stand so low
You got to pick 'em up Just to say hello
They got little cars That go beep, beep, beep
They got little voices Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
'Round here

short attention spans

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Paste the first few sentences of your favorite pasta into this and it will generate infinite pastas

talktotransformer.com

I think you're gonna find, when all this shitposting is over and done, I think you're gonna find yourself one smiling midget. The thing is, Warwick, right now you got ability. But painful as it may be, ability don't last. And your days are just about over. Now that's a hard motherfuckin' fact of life, but that's a fact of life your ass is gonna have to get realistic about. See, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic midgets. Midgets who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't. Besides, Warwick, how many films do you think you got in you anyhow? Two? Midgets don't have an Old Timers day. You came close - but you never made it. And if you were gonna make it, you would have made it before now.

(holds out Yea Forums gold pass to warwick, just out of his reach)

You my midge?

Warwick: it certainly appears so.

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Lawyers gave him advice, but it went over his head

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

I want to kill a midget. I want to fuck a girl and then turn on myself (with his mouth)."

"You know what? I'm going to find a gang, and I'm going to shoot everybody in their faces," she continued.

"I thought this was a show."

"Well, it isn't," responded the man.

"I think it is," added the girl.

The woman continued, saying that she planned to kill people because they were "the enemy."

"I want to do it so many times and I don't have [the desire] to do it for nothing, just to see who is doing the raping," said the woman who began to lose weight.

"What would you like to get done and if you had to do things then what were you going to do then? 'Fuck you, you fucker?'"

"That's why we're talking about women, girls who have sex and don't tell people. Don't tell them so they can rape you."

The woman then added she believed the gang members were "evil" because "they like me and

I'm happy that the site has far too much value as a honeypot to the American intelligence/LEO alphabet soup apparatus (hi guys!) to be allowed to shutter, been here since the beginning and have never consistently used other fora for a period of several years.

It's also an escape valve where people can still be monitored. Shutter Yea Forums and certain of the other imitations, then you really would see a spike in RL violence, I bet.

This made me chuckle out loud.

You're supposed to keep hitting generate till you get a funny one lad

You’re a delusional schizo, retard

>summer of 92

Kek, what a bitch

midge

I want to rape a midget. I might even rape a pig." I did not mention that I had previously been in a relationship with a midget, which made me feel like a complete loser.

As I told friends, I got back in touch with my family, who asked me to send them a photo. I gave them the photos and we both posted them on Facebook. All of a sudden, things took a turn for the worse. My family started to suspect that something was going on, which made me more worried.

In my anxiety to get better, I was too focused on whether my ex was still thinking of me in an evil way, and too concerned with the thought that other men were also thinking of me in an evil way.

One of my friends shared my email with me — she had seen the pictures on Facebook and thought I must have been dating a pig. I was completely mortified. My friends would never send me an email without doing so to try to help me.

I took to messaging men who sent me messages

>t. fed with a security clearance having a giggle

n-no ur wrong, Yea Forums is not just a little pigpen for society trash, we're legion wwe do not forgive or forget
expect us, we're the internet hate machine, the last boss of the web, destroyr of reputations, bane of scientology, shutter of public pools, elector of american presidents,

>fora

Ooohh laahdeedahhh

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Yo man I think it's getting serious, WD just called The Rock to go beat up that Yea Forums hacker guy.

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Yuck. Look at this gross little thing. Muck on the heel of a shoe. Look at him. Look at the little bug. Bobble head family. Ugly wife, yuck. Daughter is mythological in appearance. His son...oh yuck. Legs like a ventriloquist dummy. His voice makes me ill. Cursed little thing he is. Freaks. Disgusting little rodents. Someone ought to out them down. Awful little freaks they are. I hate looking at them. Not a good sight. Yucky half-men with goggle-eyes and strange voices. Yuck

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Just imagining all the Americans itt pronouncing his name "War Wick" in their heads

Are they even human?

Someone post the one where he gets continuously smaller please.

>munchkins dating and breeding munchkins to make more munchkins
This is genuinely funny to me.

WAR WICKEY WICKEY WICKEY
Uh wild wild west

WAR WICKEY WICKEY WICKEY
Aw wild wild west

WAR WICKEY WICKEY WICKEY
wild wild west oof

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All you want to see is a third of a neutron.

midge

i've been away for a while.
can i have a quick rundown please?

imagine kidnapping him and his daughter. you bring them to a secluded location, and strap davis to a chair. "LET US GO!" he says.

His daughter is visibly scared. you approach and grab her. she resists, but it's no use against your average male strength. you take her clothes off till she's just wearing her little panties and a bra. warwick is begging you not to. he starts to tear up, knowing well what's about to happen to his daughter. you rip off her last two pieces of garment until she's standing there completely naked, infront of you and her father.

You can tell she has never been with a man before. You pick her up, and enter her. She's fucking tight. You barely get the tip fully in before she begins to bleed. She screams in pain as you go deeper and deeper. in and out, blood smears further down your shaft as you progress.

As you stretch her virgin pussy out more and more, it gradually becomes easier to penetrate her deeper and faster.
your average sized cock begins poking out of her stomach with every thrust. she still screams out of pain and fear, but now her little midge pussy tells a different story.

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Short answer: short people problems

fucking boomers I swear

How is it supposed to be pronounced? He's so irrelevant I've actually never heard his name out loud haha

she's dripping love nectar from her cunt and it's gushing down her thighs. warwick is screaming and crying. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! THE POLICE WILL FIND YOU YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU MONSTER"! he says, with tears running down his checks. you return your focus to his daughter, who at this point has completely forgotten her father was in the room.

Her screams and crying has turned into sounds of pleasure and lust. she's never felt so good before in her life. her formerly tight dwarven pussy is now permanently lose. Her pussy, now looking blown out like an arby's roast beef sandwich quivers with each thrust. she's going to cum, and so are you.

as she screams in pleasure, her whole body starts shaking from her orgasm, and as you return your gaze into warwick's red teary eyes, you too orgasm. you flood her now blown out pussy with cum, and drop her onto the floor like the flesh light she is. she's on the ground naked, shaking from the most intense orgasm of her life, cum pooling out of her pussy and now with a bastard in her belly. you leave them in their torture chamber, head home, and begin to prepare for the next day.

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TWO MONTHS LATER.

You return to the torture chamber that houses warwick davis and his daughter. as you enter the chamber, warwick is still asleep, and his daughter runs up to you with pure exctasy, looking forward to another day of intese sex with you. She doesn't run as fast, now that she has a bulging belly with your unborn chid inside. Two months of daily sexual conquest on her little freakish dwarven body had taken a toll on her, physically and mentally.

Her pussy and ass is now permanently gaped wide, and on her mind was just one thing: your average sized cock. "oh user im so happy to see you! i've been thinking about you all night. I can feel our baby kicking!" she says to you, as you ignore everything that comes out of her mouth and begin to unzip your pants. your rock hard cock is immediately greeted with an eager sucking. Her eyes and throat, bulging with every breath full of your cock she inhales. you scream to warwick. "HEY, YOU LITTLE FREAKLY MIDGE, WAKE THE FUCK UP!" He is now awake, but merely pretending to be asleep. It's obvious that at this point, Davis wants nothing more than death. He know the life he once had can never return to him, and he knows that anyone that was once looking for him and his daughter had ended their search by now.

You look back down at your cock and see two big brown midget eyes staring back at you. you grab her head and force her off your cock. "Go and slap your father" you say to her. She knows what she must do in order to get the sex she so badly desires. she must follow your command, or go a day without the intense pleasure she craves. Warwick is still pretending to be asleep, the coward.

WAAACCCKKKKKK!

His daughter did not even hesitate. She slapped him so hard he finally woke up and was left with a big red hand print across his face. At this point he was used to this. The physical, verbal, and emotional tourture his daughter puts him through in order to recive sex from her rapist.
She looks back at you, awaiting your look of approval. You give no apparent signs of approval, so she immediately turns around and slaps davis two more times, both harder than the previous. She really wants your cock today. You shake your head in disapproval. "hmm, this just isn't going to cut it anymore". A devilish idea crosses your mind.....

You approach Davis and take his piss drenched pants off. His tiny little cock, buried in pubic hair is given its first taste of fresh air in months. you look to his daughter. "suck it" you tell her. She looks at it with disgust. The look on her face tells you she's almost considering refusal. "Do it". She knows what is going to be denied to her should she refuse your commands. Reluctantly, she puts the tiny itty bitty willy in her mouth. You're surpised by how easy it was to make her suck off her own disgusting little father. Though now a days she doesn't even consider warwick her father, but a mere obstacle constantly in the way of her and her lover. the look on warwick's face as he got erect from his daughter sucking him was priceless. you wish you had a camera on you so you could save this memory forever.

God his cock is tiny. Even fully erect, it looks to be about the size of a AA battery. You tell the girl to stop sucking her gross father off. she's releived to be able to finally take that piss tasting prick out of her mouth. "How was it?" you asked her. "Awful." she said. "Take your panties off, and throw it back for him". "You can't be serious!" she says. warwick looks visibly angery, disgusted, and humiliated. "Dead serious". The look in your eyes shows her how serious you are. As she takes off her panties, her visibly large roast flaps dangle freely in the air. every step she takes they slap against her thighs. She bends over and inserts him into her. Warwick is squirming like crazy, screaming and crying. this is the worst thing a father could ever live through, and you're glad it got to be davis that experieced this.

As she inserts his tiny cock in her, you take great note on her facial expression. You can tell she can't feel him at all. How could she? She was stretched out by your 5 inch cock, and her pussy is now permanetly gaped to twice the diameter of warwick's dick. She doesn't seem to mind the fact she's fucking her own father. it just seems like a chore for her to get out of the way so she can be railed by you, her rapist/lover. "How does it feel?" you ask her, while she rides her father. It's clear that despite her former father's best wishes, she has no desire to ever be with another dwarf. Their tiny pricks could never satisfy her holes now that you've ravaged them. From this point on it's only full sized men for her and her roast flaps.

"How do you like his cock"? "Does it make you feel good"? you ask her. "No". "How come?" "He's so small". Those words warwick has heard all his life. They always stung. Every girl he ever loved, every girl ever wanted always told him that sooner or later, only this was the first time it was about his cock, and to hear it come from his own daughter broke something inside of him. He looked dead.

7 YEARS LATER.

You make your long awaited return to that old torture chamber that once held David Warwick and his once beautiful daughter. These were the very firsty torture subjects you kidnapped, a life time ago when you were just a novice torturer. You expect to be greated once again by that feisty little gnome woman that you fucked countless times all those years ago, only you're faced with dead silence and a darkly lit room. You see the fully decayed corpse of David Warwick, still strapped to that chair. you take a good long look at his skull, and it brings you the utmost satisfaction. That little fucking midge finally got what was coming to him. you turn on the lights only to be faced with a pile of dead babies. each horibly deformed, and a few looked like they had been bitten into. These were once your offspring, even for the brief moments they were alive.
There must be 9 or 10 of them. you didn't really give enough of a shit to count. Staring at you from the otherside of the room was her, your little fleshlight. The years have not been kind to her physically and mentally. All the pregnancies, misscarriages, and being forced to stare at her dead babies and the bones of her former father took a serious toll on her.

Her belly was long and bloated from the 7 years of pregnancy, her pussy didn't look like a pussy. it looked like a mangled corpse. god knows how loose she was now, after poping out 10 babies. her eye lids were droopy, and her skin was saggy and dry. the few remaining hairs on her head were snow white, and nails were yellow, black, and way too long. She starts screaming like a banshee. She starts to sprint twoards you, For a moment you fear for your safety, but she runs right past you and slams face first into the wall. All these years of living in total darkness has blinded her.

You begin to question why you returned here in the first place. 7 years of neglecting the subjects, why return now? Maybe you hoped for some closure, or did you want sex with that beautiful little midget you once knew? As you begin to turn around and leave the chamber, you feel something on your leg, then CHOMP. THE LITTLE WHORE BIT YOUR FUCKING ANKLE. You try to shake her off but she has an iron grip. you waddle over to the wall and raise your leg up, slamming the little freak into the wall to try and get her off. BAM. BAM. BAAAAMMM. thre times you slam her against the wall and she finally lets go. she's on the floor gasping for air. the last slam knocked the wind out of her tiny little lungs. you raise your leg and stomp on her chest as hard as you can. CRUNCH! She's panicking and gasping for air. you caved in her chest with almost no effort. You decide to have a little fun before you remove these subjects and clean this torture chamber to make room for your next victim.

7 years with hardly any food or water has turned her crazy and brittle. you wonder how she's even still alive. you have to assume she's been eating rats and bugs for the last 7 years straight. how she was getting water, you have no clue. as she lies there on the ground, inches away from death, you stop on her hands until they look like rubber. Her screams only entice you to hurt her more. "STUPID FUCKING MIDGE BITCH" you say, as you grab her by the legs, lift her over your head, and slam her down onto the ground. Black and yellow teeth roll around and bounce off the concrete floor.

As you walk past her mangled corpse, you give warwick davis's bones a good kicking, just for old times sake.Goodbye, Warwick. You thought too yourself.

You got everything you ever deserved.

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

Itd suck being a midge.

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But who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Imagine holding him upside down and just dropping him on his head, the blunt sound would be so satisfying.

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okay, this is based

just be the bigger man OP

Personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

I long for the day when keeping worthless little midgets as pets is perfectly normal. Warwick Davis won't be long for this world when that day comes. I'd dress him up as a rat and have my cat chase him around my yard. I'd have him dress up in an elf outfit and greet every single one of my guests with a merry "How do you diddly do, i'm nothing but a stinky poo!".

God what i would do to be able to openly torment a pathetic little midget. I'd put him in a cage and have the key be just out of reach of his stunted, weak little arms. I'd do impressions of his raspy midge voice as he begs me for mercy. That stupid little rat bastard would die hearing me mock his last pitiful attempts at drawing breath. Hahahahahahahaha!

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If I had the opportunity to, I would drive my van up to Warwick and knock him out with a flick to the side of his head. Toss his body in the glove box and take him to my basement. There I'd strap him to a chair and inject him with helium right up his ass. It wouldn't take much too lift him off the ground. Then once it's done I would simply blow him out the window, like blowing away a dandelion. He would float away and if he's lucky, be eaten by a small bird. If he's unlucky, which he is, considering he was born an abomination. He would float for hours, aimlessly, until he asphyxiates from drifting too high where oxygen becomes thin. His corpse would float forever. A little satellite. Forever.

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I would resent the shit out of my parents for making me exist as a stump.

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Starwarswick Davis

I'd love to play a game of Fridge The Midge with Warwick Davis. What's Fridge The Midge, one might ask? It's simple: you put a midget in a refrigerator. You and the boys put him in the crisper drawer, shut the door, gather 'round, drink some cold ones, and laugh yourself lightheaded over hearing the pathetic little midget's futile attempts to escape. He's not strong enough to push the door open, he doesn't have the leverage or space to even get the crisper drawer open, the cold is slowing him down, he's running out of air, he knows it's almost over for him and starts screaming for help. Maybe you liven things up a little by shaking the refrigerator to spook him, or say "oh my God is somebody in there" and open the door to give him a glimmer of hope before slamming it shut and mocking him, it's up to you. I wouldn't recommend letting the midget die, that's when things get complicated. Though, I suppose it'll be easy to hide the body, considering... you know.

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I strongly believe this whole "shit on warwick" is a psyop by a major media organization or activist group.

I think this is all manufactured. I think the goal is to portray this website in such a negative light that it starts generating headlines. I think these agitation propaganda artists are trying to inspire some retard punk to actually punch Warwick or do some juvenile shit to him, thus creating the provable narrative that Yea Forums causes violence.

I think you're all playing right into this fucking game. They can't take down Yea Forums through any normal means so they're doing this whole operation to try and goad some shitbag into decking warwick with the result being the whole site getting shit canned and Hiro being arrested for accessory to dwarf abuse.

This made me remember how based that show was when he was alive... I miss him.

Look you are right to be suspicious but this meme is just too funny to be made up by a normie CIA agent, look the funny thing about it is that it came out of nowhere and mainly because nobody hates warwick davies, also if you read all the pastas back to the original ones you can tell its written like a 12 year old dream, and guess what? no 12 knows Warwick Davies meaning this was written by someone well into his 20's.

As for how long this meme will last we shall see, there are many memes that started pretty good but now are forgotten forever like the grinch baby.

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good

not true. i literally just wrote a long ass story about raping his daughter for (You)s.

Quick rundown on this?

Based

hey if you are the original writer of the torture shed stories you are amazaing, you should do more of them and just torture him and his family in gladiator type ways.

Please write one about strapping Warwick to a remote controlled go kart and make him watch how he runs and slices over his family members that are placed on a track.

Oh and PLEASE include acid torture in your stories, melt the little shits alive.

>...And one more thing - the next kid he tries to have i'll abort personally.

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>been here since the beginning

Been here for 3 years and feeling it... but the beginning? I can't even fucking imagine.

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Cringe edgy Yea Forums-tier shit. Hope none of you are over 13.

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lmao

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Fpbp

>ˡᶦᵗᵗˡᵉ ᵍᵘʸˢ
heh

checked

And... I agree. Guys, we have to burn this place down so we can escape. Anybody have any ideas?

t. Manlet

What the fuck is with all the threads on this little shit lately, did something happen?

Jej

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Someone posted a copypasta about abducting and raping his daughter, he got justifiably upset but made the mistake of publicly sperging over it. Now all the edgy kids are giggling gleefully typing up new pastas about torturing, killing and raping him and his family.

yeah, Tywin, when did he say this though? Didn't he want Tyrion to give him grandchildren? Unless this was a translation of the whore scene

based psychotic poster

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

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I feel bad for him. Hes based and doesn't deserve this :/

youtu.be/7who4CaKl14?t=215

>mfw we no longer got conversations this deep or emotional beyond season 4

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Hey, I appreciate this. You are my nigger.

Of course he doesnt deseve it, thats what makes it so horrifying, you CANT stop it.

Just imagine making Warwick watch his son get tortured, getting acid poured over his eyes EEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK teh screechs of that abomination only making my cock harder.

Or just tie them down each in a chair around a table full with plates and food, take the blindfolds off and reveal they are inside a car compactor, then watch them slowly get crushed.

You're not funny.

Yeah but you have shit taste so its ok.

Next step must be crossover with Bushwhack Bill from Geto Boys. Like "Damn it feels good to be a midget."

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Every season of Game of Thrones, I've hoped for a guest appearance of Warwick Davis appearing in shiny little armor so that he can get into a fight with Tyrion Lannister. I always imagined how entertaining it would be to see these little men stab each other with tiny swords as other characters watched on. WARwick would have the upper-hand at first and scream adorable little WARcries which Tyrion would ignore to his own peril. Tyrion would take a blow to the face and say something like "You have quite a short temper."

Tyrion would then strike back with a few devastating blows. WARwick's armor would rattle and he'd make high pitched squealing sounds. The angered WARwick would charge back at Tyrion running at the speed of an old dog and as their swords clash, they would shatter, leaving the two dwarfs with their little fists to do battle. The tiny titans would exchange jabs until WARwick sees the opprotunity for a killing blow-- but he is stopped! The Hound comes in and picks up the dwarfs in each hand and holds them in the air as they wiggle and squeal. WARwick would beg for his life but it is useless as The Hound throws him 50 feet in the air and he falls back down like a discarded grape.

Why does he care so much about a Vietnamese sewage pumping forum?

based

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Any man who must say "I can reproduce" is no true man

Test

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why are warwick davis threads always so good

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I hate niggers. Not in the way you hear them now or what we use to hear (or the way I used to listen to them), I hate niggers so much. It was not something that I ever knew until after my second trip. I'm an introvert and can get lost in my thoughts because I'm trying to understand. It's been the most difficult thing I've ever have to endure through my life, especially for a kid who is growing up surrounded by people like myself. I don't know whether the reason I didn't like it so much is because I'm an introvert, or because I'm a racist, or because I'm the "racist version" of the "racist version". It's all of the above. I have to explain this so you understand. My parents have always been my best friends, and all of this comes from that experience and a number of other influences. I don't have any of those to thank for my introverted tendencies anymore

fuck off reddit tourist

>I’m really confused why he thinks he can do this
he was a midge who got popular on tv that boosted his ego so now he thinks he's king of the manlets. he always cries about the "abuse" he gets and reports it to the police. he's just a bitter man(let)

Have sex.

For the most part I'm a stereotypical lolbertarian but I genuinely believe people with genetic defects past a certain severity should be sterilized.

This shit is as bad as deaf assholes wanting to prick out their baby's eardrums.

>He hasn't tweeted since he made this post
Feel kinda bad for him desu

last tweet was 11 hours ago.

Jesus fucking christ user...

Oh, nevermind then

>barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed

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yeah was the hottest shit i've ever read.

It would bring me great pleasure to capture a wild midget like Warwick Davis and pull a Heavy Rain, leaving him in a hole in my backyard as the Spring rain collects above his freakish head. Strip him naked and throw live fish in the pit and watch him squirm around trying to eat. I'd take shits on of his head and laugh as the smell of my midget pit grows increasingly horrid. Oh the sounds this little creature would make. After a week, I'd tell him I'm setting him free and would drop a thick rope into the pit. He'd grab the rope only to discover his tiny hands can't hold it and I'd laugh at him again before taking another shit. If it starts to pour, it would be tempting to remove some of the water and have a few more days of fun, but I would restrain myself. All things must end.

You have good writing skills. As a request I'd like you to do a short story that at the beginning appears brutal and gruesome but slowly becomes actually cute and wholesome ending up in you marrying his daughter and living happy together.

>char siu Harrison Davis

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nah it's funny.

>Midget threatens to shut down Yea Forums over midget jokes
>residents respond accordingly

Its cringe but he brought this upon himself.

Serious question, if you had to choose, would you prefer to be a nigger or a midget?

why the fuck is it aways 13
why not 12, or 11, or 14
why this specific age everytime, is it the same person posting this shit?

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Tywinposting is back on the menu boys

I missed it. Is he mad because manlets were the butt of shitposting? That's about as retarded as when actual faggots get upset when the see the word faggot here. What kind of pussy lets the words of some anonymous, moon cricket, cock sucking, water baby fuckwit offend them?

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>Watching his little casket being carried by his midget children was the funniest shit I've ever seen
fuck you got me

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God I just want to kick him in the chest so fucking hard, watch him fly back and crack his stupid head on the concrete with a satisfying crack/splitting sound.

Or just kick his little rib cage until it caves in and he wheezes as both his lungs collapse and he chokes to death on his own midge blood.

But for real I want to just go full 2 guys one hammer on his goblin face, and take a sledgehammer right to his dome and completely obliterate his fragile egg shell midgeot skull. Hell I'll even settle for tapping his stupid teeth with a little jewlers hammer until they crack and split inside his mouth, and he swirls around tooth fragments and blood in his mouth and trys to plead for help but the pile of broken teeth combined with the fragments and bleeding gums make pronouncing words coupled with his already retarded voice just makes it impossible to cry like a human being

Also who else thinks they can easily just rip his arms and legs off kind of like a chicken leg? Just like get a good grip, and maybe put your foot on his chest and yank it right off, or even out of its socket so it just flops around and he loses his control of it forever.

I came

shut up warwick you ugly little midge

LMAO

jesus christ i leave Yea Forums for like 3 days and when i come back warwick davis wants to sue Yea Forums

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Ahhh haha, a new classic post

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Honestly that would be the perfect fate for a website such as this.

“Was shut down by some angry little midge”

if my midget was ever mad and acted enraged
then i'd take him to the bathroom and put him in his cage
but if he kept acting up and really made me sick
i'd hang him upside down and poke him with a stick

midge

>three years

Don’t blink bud. It turns to 7 quicker than you think. You come to accept you enjoy this kind of humor eventually. It will stop being a guilty pleasure.

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it's the first teen year.
It's usually the age where a child is distinguished from a teenager

>he's kind of like a grub... coming out of an apple. seeing the world for the first time.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=weq4id6KwSA

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It's kind of interesting to read that he had two children that died due to him and his wife's genetic mutations clashing. I don't understand why this guy didn't find a regular size broad to impregnate way back in '89 when Willow just dropped.

The genius of this is that is logically and correctly entails antinatalism to the point of human extinction, which is exactly what should take place (no it doesn't) Yes, it does. Bravo, Yea Forums. The genius of the weakest is that they help us to see in ourselves, and epecially in you, you who are not me, why it's all so tiresome.

I know it, been here since I was 15, 26 now.

love warwick

great guy, has great documentaries

amazing individual

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This. This is pure autism.

I'd like to dig a six foot hole and fill it with four feet of water (Warwicket is 3'6") and see how long it took for him to tire out and drown. Imagine being killed by four fucking inches of water lol. Fucking midge.

When I was 16 me and my family went to the norfolk broads and saw him picnicking with his family. He seemed pretty happy. He saw my little brother sniggering and just smiled and waved. Honestly seems like a pretty chill guy

I wish I could find out where this guy lives. I would wait for him to leave his house and then hit him with a baseball bat to the back of the head. I would then take him to a van and drive him to a safehouse in the middle of the desert. I would torture him for days, cartel style. I would rip his finger nails off. I would knock his teeth out one by one. I would starve him for weeks, then feed him rotten rats and human excrement (mine). One day, I would let him out of his cage. He would barely crawl out of it, his feet missing a few toes, no eyes to see the door. Then I would behead him with a swift machete swing.