BOOOOYS!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
BOOOOYS!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Connor Lopez
Bentley Cox
REESE! YOU CAN'T JUST SNIFF AND EJACULATE INTO MY UNDERWEAR AND PUT IT BACK?!?!
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, HOW DO YOU THINK MALCOM AND DEWEY WERE BORN?!
James Morris
>MALCOM! DON'T YOU RAISE YOUR VOICE AT ME! SENDING REESE AWAY TO THE DEATH CAMPS WAS THE ONLY WAY HE'LL EVER LEARN TO BE A MAN!
>DEWEY! WHO TOLD YOU TO STOP SUCKING MY CLIT?! I HAVE WORK IN HALF AN HOUR, AND IF I AM NOT RELAXED BY THEN NO ONE IN THIS FAMILY WILL EVER EAT AGAIN!!!
Caleb Morales
>ywn have a beautiful, stern but loving mother chastise you while jerking you off
why even go on bros?
Caleb Evans
learn to spell “own” retard
Ian Collins
>HAL, STOP USING JAMIE AS A FLESHLIGHT AND COME EAT YOUR DINNER! JUST TIE JESSICA TO THE DINING ROOM TABLE AND SHARE HER BETWEEN THE BOYS!
>
Angel Wood
Please user...
Kevin Cook
>learn to spell “own” retard
Ryder Smith
>Be this goddamn disciplinary
>still manage to raise four (4) ((四)) (((IV))) complete brats.
How?
Parker Wilson
What?
Jace Ward
>Hal was into feet, farts and fatties
Literally /ourguy/
Nathan Williams
got 'em
Nicholas Kelly
>user! I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE FAMILY PORN IN THE ATTIC! YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS LOOKING AT HAL AND I DISCIPLINE THE BOYS OWN OWN WAY!
>MALCOM! DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO FIX THE NEIGHBOR'S BRAKES AGAIN? THIS IS THE FIFTH TIME I'VE SEEN THEM DRIVE WITHOUT CRASHING ON THE FREEWAY!!
> CONDOMS?! CONDOMS?!?!? HOW. MANY. TIMES. DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU BOYS TO POUR HAL'S USED CONDOMS INTO YOUR MORNING CEREAL FOR YOUR DAILY ZINC SUPPLEMENTS!
> That't it. Hal! Get in here! You're gonna have to give them their teaspoon of zinc yourself!
Brandon Jackson
topkek
Ian Cooper
loved the episode where he fattened up Lois during her pregnancy
Parker Perez
My mother modeled her parenting style after Lois, she used to constantly belittle and humiliate me in public and would scream constantly for no reason whatsoever.
I'm pretty sure it unironically gave me PTSD and I still have a really hard time trusting women. She's my mother and I love her obviously, but sometimes I wonder if my life would have been different if Malcolm in the middle never made it onto Yea Forums
Logan Murphy
I've never watched Breaking Bad because I don't want to ruin my image of Hal
Levi Butler
imagine how sweaty, smelly, and fat her juicy pussy must have been
Imagine Reese pulling out Jamie and rawdogging her while Hal's friends take turns deepthroating her while Malcom's friend gets suckked off on the wall by Piama
Lois then gets pregnant with yet another baby while breastfeeding the baby
Lois' mom would then try calling 9-1-1 but get violently raped while buried in the backyard by the dentist friend
christ im so hard RN
Aaron King
>Reese
Its FrancFucking twisted yet based mother raper
Jayden Adams
Bad post
Grayson Mitchell
After a certain amount of punishment, people just give up and act out
Owen Cox
Why do you love your mother if she treated you like shit?
Noah Thomas
Yes, no, maybe, I don't know
Can you reveal your penis?
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so big
Life is unfair so I just stare
At the cumstain on my face where
The cummies been but ever since
We've moved in, it's been empty
Why I, why I'm in this dungeon
There is no point explaining
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so big
Life is a fuckfest but I confess
I like this mess I've made so far
Suckkies on a curve and you'll observe
I'm right below Mommy's clitoris
Yes, no, maybe, I don't know
Can you reveal your penis?
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so deep
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so sweet
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so big
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
You're not the boss of me now
And you're not so big
Life is unfair
Jaxson Brooks
>REEEESE! I'M MISSING 5 PAIRS OF MY DIRTY SOCKS AND I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TOOK THEM!
Isaiah Sullivan
that was the best you could come up with?
Asher Myers
yea
Thomas Martin
>tfw your mom walks in on you while you're making subtitles for mom/son incest JAV
There wasn't any sex going on when she walked in, although she probably still knew it was porn. I doubt she realized it was mom/son incest porn.
Samuel Myers
>tfw your mom finds pairs of her panties stuffed behind your mattress with your cum stains on them
>tfw she randomly asks you if you've seen her g-string
Cooper Sanders
Me too
Jose Wilson
Evan Cruz
She probably handled those panties with here bare hands, dude. Your Mommy has touched your semen. Hell, she probably took a whiff.
Wyatt Gray
I had a dream as a teenager about throatfucking Lois.
Luis Collins
>and I love her obviously
>obviously
It's alright, you're anonymous here. It's ok to tell us how you really feel about her. Go on...
Isaiah Adams
What did the MitM writers mean by this?
Charles Ramirez
speaking from experience?
Henry Hill
well, alright then, as long as you give your best that's what's important
Jackson Turner
I think the point in the beginning was that she was trying her hardest even though she wasn't very good at being a mom, but over time some of the writers decided she should just be an absurd shrieking harpy of a caricature.
Nathan Hughes
YOURE NOT IN CHARGE OF ME NOW
AND YOURE NOT SO BIIIG
the fire's rise...
Henry Hall
pretty sure they made her that way because that's unironically what american women are like
Elijah Baker
as a man who lived with a single mom and 4 sisters, this is very accurate
Dominic Cox
>tfw you will never grow up with a single milf mom and 4 hot sisters to have hit incest sex with
JDIMSA