Your darkest TV secret

Whats your deepest darkest secret Yea Forums? What's your guiltiest pleasure? Must be TV or movie related.

My secret is I love to watch Days of our Lives. My mother and grandmother use to watch it all the time when I was a kid and that's how I got hooked on it. I know it's just a shitty soap opera but goddamn if it ain't entertaining. The Exorcist story line was pretty fucking kino.

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I fucking hate Wizard of Oz.

I watched the entirety of gossip girl when I was younger and like it.

Below Deck and Below Deck: Mediterranean on Bravo.
I hate Ben so much!

i unironically love baywatch

>My secret is I love to watch Days of our Lives
In my freshman year of college, my gay roommate would watch Days of our Lives, while I would masturbate to transsexual porn.

Because of the tits or do you actually enjoy it for the writing

are you me?

I haven't watched a movie in over two years

The Evil Dead series of movies is pure kino
This is not a secret but I thought you definitely needed to know

I got addicted to vampire diarys and told all my friends to watch it

My sister and I would watch The OC after school every day to "make fun of it", and we ended up being obsessed with it.
Years later, the same happened to me with MTV's Teen Wolf. Thought it was lame bullshit and ended up watching the first few seasons every time it aired, I really liked it

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I unironically really enjoyed the series new girl

>t. 28 yo straight male with a normal productive life and sexual prospects

Also I loved Spartacus which is pretty popular on here but normies don’t get it

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I watch General Hospital everyday, I have always. I'm 33 now but grew up watching that shit after school.

I know the lyrics to Hannah Montana, Zoey 101, and every High School Musical song because my family's PC was in the same room as our tv and I would play Jedi Knight Jedi Academy while my sister would watch Disney Channel
>who would have though that a girl like me
>could ver be a superstaaaaaaar
>you get the best, of both worlds
>chill it out take it slow, then you rock out the show
I want to die

glad I'm not alone.

same with GH bros

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BLACKED porn

sounds like quite the pair of merry faggots.

As an Englishman, French cinema.

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I am extremely bored by any romantic subplot, that doesn't result in the two characters disrobing and having naked, graphic sex. It doesn't even have to be fucking, just gentle penetration or oral would be sufficient.

It started with cartoons but now I get similarly frustrated with live action.

I'm so happy to find GH boys here

based

I'm a white supremacist

Yeah, my sister and I used to get off the bus, have our snacks and watch GH with the grandma til I went outside and shit watched TRL.

>and she watched TRL

My mom used to put it on when we got home from school.

When I was a kid I liked watching Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman with my mom. Kind of interesting, kind of corny

shocking.

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>I'm a white supremacist
And your darkest secret is you're a mutt.

fukken based

Sully looked just like my dad back then except my dad's hair was lighter.

This.
Except to add, I actually really enjoy the Wiz.I'm not Black

I sometimes browse our national TV station's library for shitty documentaries about sex or porn because it's weirdly arousing to jerk it to something that isn't really porn.

here ya go

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I occasionally watch the housewives shows cause I find some of those ghetto girls hot as hell.

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I'm 34 year old boomer, I watch Spice World at least twice a year.

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I like Family Guy.

For the longest time I lived in this shity semi half room with my pop, thanks to cranking the volume up I had ever episode of Law and order, Blue bloods, CSI, etc near comitted to my mind. L&O is my go-to everytime I go watch over a house for some one and I cant bring my computer over.

I know sone of the songs in the first mlp movie word for word

I enjoy Liar, Liar and watch it until finished if I stumble upon it on a TV screen.

truly daring

I thought everyone loved spartacus?

I haven't enjoyed a new movie or TV-show in years.

It's the festival of friendship...

The TV series I've watched the most times is The Transformers

Ilithyia didn't.

I watch touched by an angel, promised land, major dad, and other wholesome shows behind my wife's back because she would call me a faggot for watching them but I used to watch them with my grandma and it makes me remember the times we spent together

It was an entertaining show. I can only assume the people who didn't like it expected it to be anything *other* than just that. Entertainment.

Fucking and fighting.

Spartacus got weighed down by unfair Game of Thrones comparisons - it clearly wasn't trying to be Game of Thrones at all.

This exept Im more for liking Return to Oz but The Wiz is fucking great.
I also frogot to mention that I fucking hate the Olivia in-charge run oh so very much. I even used to like the chariter when she was just a detective but good lord.

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For me, it's 2 Become 1

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Scott Pilgrim blew me away.

I saved a pedo image off a pedoposter here anf reuploaded it because I wanted to get banned for life
I wasnt banned for life but instead got raided by cops who took all my computets and shit. I told them the truth and when they realized I wasnt an actual pedo I was let go with no accusations

Honestly, I haven't felt excited about anything since I watched LOST all the way through about 5 years ago.

Never saw dark knight rises

This. I don't hate it but I've never much cared for it. I've also watched Gilmore Girls in its entirety with my mom like three times, but that isn't really a secret because Gilmore Girls is funny as fuck and I'm only a little ashamed to like it as much as I do.

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Lars Von Trier may be my favorite director.

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All of these plus I like the Legacies tv show, and I'm secretly a shipperfag but tell my irl friends that shipping is dumb if it ever comes up in conversation.

Nothing wrong with that, bro. Those late 90s pop girls were hot af.

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>pretty fucking kino.
what the fuck is that even supposed to mean? you humongous faggots continually used "kino" to mean "best of the best" and so quickly it's run into the ground that now you have to qualify "kino" as "pretty good"
fucks sake you guys are worse than reddit

I loved sappy romantic comedies but I grew to be a bitter virgin and I cant watch them anymore.

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Are you me?

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I can imagine the full movie Spider-Man 2 scene per scene in my mind without flaw.

It's ok, Jensen Ackles a CUTE

Yes.

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I like white chicks

Weird flex

The movie I've seen more than any other is Napoleon Dynamte

Every race does.

Is anyone else trying? For me it was

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It's a good film

I've watched the Diablo 2 cinematics dozens of times over the last 15+ years. I know the dialogues by heart. Same with WC3. This the only medieval 'film' experience I've enjoyed besides LOTR.

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I like Brie Larson because she has very intense eyes and I can't resist that in a woman.

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Riddick.

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I've probably seen this more than any other movie, because I left it in my mom's dvd player in her van.
The GOAT rock movie.

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top tier british girl band slags.

Only pretentious Rome fags hate it.
Even my super conservative and boring father would record and watch every episode of it, in secret of course.

Absolutely a good song. But Too Much is my jame. Especially at the beginning of Spice World, Mel C all dresses in white.

I used to fap A LOT to a murder scene from a movie that was based on true events. I can't remember the name of the movie, it was something like "in her skin" I think. About some professional dancer girl that was murdered or something. The girl that died was played by actress Kate Bell and it was sexy as all fuck.

To me, nothing TV/Film will surpass the entertainment value of Killer Klowns from Outer Space

I like the cotton candy cacoons

I seriously don't understand the Kubrick hype. Maybe I was too young when I saw all of his movies

I write for two fairly well known sites (in my country) and a magazine.

I finish less than 30% of the movies I write about, usually I just make rehash of other articles (it helps that movies arrive here like 2 or 3 month later than usa), sometimes I go with a contrarian opinion just for the sake of it. I wrote about some netflix titles recently and I "watched" the three movies in less than 2 hours. I skipped every scene that looked uninteresting.

>But Too Much is my jame

I'll allow it.

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Yeah fun stuff

I really like vampires and I watch pretty much every serious show about it, even if it's cringe.
Like True Blood, the Vampire Diaries, the Originals, etc.
Think it stems from my female cousin molesting me when I was 8, she was really into vampire shit. (And would pretend to 'bite' me)

I really, really, unironically like supergirl and analyze the plot, storylines, character arcs etc. In fact, it's the only show I look forward to every week. I get a little sad when it's the hiatus

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What about Starcraft and BW? Because they are better than WC3.

easily 75% of my posts on Yea Forums are pusy posts

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I love watching Hallmark films, mostly with family, but when Christmas comes around, I'm brewing some mulled wine and having a swell time streaming those films with my Yea Forums bros. Also, 10th Kingdom is kino.

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I watched it as a kid because of my mom/sisters. I don't remember much except for a exorcist style possession storyline. Also, Passions was better.

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Army of Darkness is crap compared to the first two movies.
I never seen Game of Thrones
I never seen Breaking Bad beyond season 1.
I never watched a single MCU movie.
Creep show 2 is better than the first one.
I enjoy almost all of the Stephen King adaptations, corny fun.
I stoped watching Cheers when they switched to the fat one.

I love Friends, although, shitting on the show is more of a meme than reality.

Immortals.

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I fucking love Queer Eye(For the straight guy)
Look how badass is this op; youtu.be/i7gszAo2CXs

I not even gay.

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Gib Pepe is best Pepe. Always cute and weird.

I rewatch some shows every half a year (Scrubs, Always Sunny, Supernatural, House, Brooklyn 99 etc) rather then start something I didn't see(I had band of brothers on my harddrive for over 8 years)
I looove harem anime, I adore monster musume, Rosario + Vampire and anime alike

I didn't much like The Departed. The editing style is disorienting to me, and I thought the writing sort of twisted the characters' actions to get to the ending it wanted.

Kubrick is Bergman without the ideas. Why do you think he did tons of "Based on the book, but just picked out the best parts" was his idea of movies?

Friday Night Lights

"Texas forever"

>Queer Eye(For the straight guy)

Seems like a poor man's Queer as Folk.

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I love the MCU. I own 12 of the films on Blu Ray and I'm buying Endgame the day it comes out. I've already seen it three times in the theater.
I enjoy Miraculous Ladybug quite a lot.
I read pic related every year and Christmas and I'm genuinely excited they're making it into a movie even if most Netflix movies suck. I love cheesy teen romance movies and novels. I also write my own.
Big Hero 6 is my favorite film and I wrote a 12k word essay/analysis of why I love it so much.
I unironically think Batman v Superman is a great movie. I wrote a 7k word essay for a uni film class final. Got an A on it, too.

Wrong pic.

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Why is your game taste legendary and your tv/film taste shit?

Riverdale is pretty shit but I still love it

Army of Darkness is the best Evil Dead film and is up there with Black Dynamite and Batman (1966) as one of the greatest comedies of all time.

Wrong.
Evil dead > Evil Dead 2 >>> Army of Darkness.

The main three are so good that I can't look down on any order of them.

i don't have any guilty pleasures because i'm not a punk ass bitch with low self esteem

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The issue i have with Army of Darkness is quite simple honestly. I don't like how easy it is to kill a deadite compared to 1 or 2. It's all for the great end battle sure, but it still feels wrong.

I used to watch Glee regularly and unironically enjoyed their singing. Even when it got shit around season 3 I stuck around for the qts and to see how stupid they could get (the answer was "a lot").

I kinda' miss it now that it's gone.

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I literally only watch Barclay episodes of TNG

based I loved glee until they went to New York and I kinda miss it too

>this is top tier for britbongs

That's a reasonable issue to have.

I've never seen an Alfred Hitchcock movie and I'm not overly interested in changing that

i secretly love capeshit but i shitpost about it all the time and talk down to other people on Yea Forums who like it

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Blade 2 is my favorite movie of all time

I don't think cpt. Marvel neither the woman team up in endgame was bad, it was ok actually and didn't overstay it's welcome either.

Season 4 with the split between the old cast in New York and the new kids back in high school was alright. Full switch to New York after Finn died was a mistake.

I like romcoms

When I was a kid, we watched Ugly Betty at the house. I can't even remember the basic plot points or even the names of the characters, but I liked it back then.
Also I loved Prison Break and this show got me to torrenting by myself, and I got to absurd levels of stupid to watch season 4 as quick as I could (would put the torrent to dl before going to high school in the morning, would come back during the afternoon in my 3h schedule home to watch it before going to last term).

How is watching PB a sin? I also watched all of it's seasons, except that movie and the new season that came out recently.

Agreed

The sin is that while I could hang out with friends in this 3h gap around the high-school, I took 45min to go home, watched the new episode, and then went back for my last term.
Also the season 4 ending movie triggered my already sick brain to have an even greater manic phase that led me to psych ward.

>being a bong
that should be your darkest secret, but i can already tell from you low iq diction

Well, damn. Okay, that's a bit serious.

I watched the majority of Teen Wolf.

And I enjoyed it.

The only two horror movies that I have ever enjoyed are The Thing and Alien. I just can't get into the genre.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is one of the movies that makes me cry every time I watch it. And I watch it every year.
Its also one of my top 10 movies of all time.

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Have you watched Event Horizon?

I've seen every star trek series except deep space nine. Couldn't get through more than half a season of it. I fucking hate ferengi so much that I just can't abide ferengi main characters in my star trek. They suck so fucking much and yet the ferengi characters get half the fucking screen time of the entire show.

I'm sure the dominion war is rad and all, but I can't be fucked to sit through the hours of show it would take to get there.

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I used to watch Neighbours for years and years.
All it took was for it to change channel and I was released.
Toadie is still in it. His entire career from a teenage boy has been in this soap opera.
I met him once too at a career expo when I was in high school. Dude is on fucking cruise control.

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I always looked forward to each and every Marvel movie because my dad and I would go see them together and then get a meal afterwards. But he died last Saturday and never got to see Endgame with me.

the oldboy remake is an improvement

Sorry user.

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I do this with Joe Dirt.

As a kid I unironically loved Kangaroo Jack and Big Fat Liar. I haven’t seen them in ages but I think I still would love them

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I watch Riverdale. For the plot.

I say I hate reality tv, but Terrace House is my favorite tv show.

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Big fat liar was the shit back then, that last scene where he BTFOs the bad guy with an intricate plan with the help of HOLLYWOOD lol.

i guess mine would be fapping to re-runs of the golden girls in the year of our lord 2019