Ask Me Anything

Ok, I've got about 15 minutes here. I just got to see episode 5 of GOT. Don't ask how, just know that I work in distribution.

You can think I'm a LARP'er, I don't care.

Ask me anything.

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>army known to be full rich mercenaries
>leather armour
>not even segmented

Is the NK/WW/wight threat truly gone

who cares we all get to see it in two days

Is it shit

Yeah, I think so. He wasn't in ep 5.

WHAT HAPPENS TO VARYS'S DICK?

Is it gay if your bro sucks you off but no butt stuff?

How big is Batista's dick?

What are some of the bigger plot points in the episode?

No, it was pretty good.

Is anything happening in Winterfel or we completly focused on Dani and her pupJon?

It is 90% King's Landing with some Dragonstone, some "on the road".

Now I know you're lying.

which leaks are accurate?

I don't know what leaks there have been. I only know what I saw.

The NK is still alive and this is all just a clever ruse right? There's no way the next episode is actually going to unironically be about defeating Cersei?

When does Jon Connington arrive?

Who dies?

Does Daenerys die?

Does Dany go crazy? Does Euron die? Does Jaime die with Cersei? Does Arya do anything?

How much updog is there?

I'll give you the shorthand. Dany is hell-bent on smashing King's Landing. Tyrion tries to talk her out of it and she basically says "fuck off". Varys tries to take her out, fails, gets dragon roasted. King's Landing battle happens. It is BRUTAL. Lots of death. The good guys lose. Dany is killed. Jon Snow is captured.

post plot summaruy==

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I don't know, what's up with you dog?

What about the dragon?

Dany dies, Euron dies. Grey Worm dies. Varys dies. The Golden Company leader dies.

You fucking lier. Haven’t you other things to do in your life instead of larping? “I got only 15 min-“ man fuck you fucking larper

Who is the black figure

SPELLED LIAR
and yes what OP has said so far doesn't line up with the confirmed leaker's leaks

who dat in the cloak ?

I THINK YOU ARE A FUCKING LARP'ER
>and so should the rest of this thread

does the golden company switch sides

How does Clegane bowl play out

So this is true?

dany will burn varys alive and sentences tyrion to death. jaime goes back to cersei, both wind up getting flamed by drogon. clegane bros kill each other. euron dead af too.
Jon acts as liason between north/7 kingdoms and upper north. Dany dies by jon's hand.
tyrion has trial in dragon pit and dies while all stark children watch.

bran sits on iron throne accompanied by sansa, davos, grey worm as figurehead of the 7 kingdoms- no more 'iron throne' king anymore

Are the leaks real?

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What's that?

Idris Elba

>cersi captures John

Or

>bran and dickless nigger runs the 7 kingdoms

I don’t know which is worse desu what a shitshow

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How hard is it to just replicate real armour designs from our own history? Why do costume designers have to create such abominations.

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Alright, guys. That's about all the time I have left, gotta go

seriously, what happened to the old customer designer(s)?
this armor looks like shit. gold company my ass.

How does varys tries to take her out?

what a right load of fucking shite