Roastie cunt punt edition.
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Roastie cunt punt edition.
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First for based Hound.
The last good scene before it turned to shit
Worst show on television
go Dany!
Women's don't have outside balls. Explain.
too slow. thread already up here:
m8 this thread is fine and ironically enough was posted eariler, look at the time stamps on the OPs
Getting kicked in the vag still hurts m8
Pretty much. S4 was the last really good season and it followed the books for the most part.
S5 had some big book departures.
Maario Naharis
High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most
The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days
And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free
>Women's don't have outside balls. Explain.
The vulva is still full of nerves and sensitive.
I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS
Explain what you fucking child
OP called it a cunt punt. Cunts aren't balls.
Explains the pleasure during sex. Thank God you were here, I would have never solved it.
You're one step behind in the conversation/ Let me know when you catch up so we can try again.
just let this moronic thread die already
Yes, let's keep bumping it by letting everyone know how upset we are.
I am also upset someone keeps bumping the thread.
cool. thanks for checking in.
START THE DAMN LEAKS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Why won't you got faggots stay contained in one thread?
rude
There's still time...
new:
If in the next episode it's revealed that around season 3 the maesters of Kings Landing created cheap teleportation magic would YOU be more or less happy about this show?
This one was up before. Sorry m8
GOD THOSE WERE THE DAYS
Thrilled. It would explain what this shitshow has become.
>While Dany kinda forgot about the Iron Fleet and Euron's fleet
They’re gonna blow up the book. You know I’m right
nah. this thread is lame. the other ones seems like normal /got/ threads
This guy about to start crying cause a new thread cucked him.
Cleganebowl next week
BOBBY B
LOST TO BOAR
AND A WHORE
Don't know how it works but if you kick a woman in the groin you hurt her as well
>t. When I was a kid once while fighting with my sister I kicked her there thinking it wouldn't do much, I was wrong
For me? It's seeing Dany's head on a fucking spike. My dying wish is to see based Jon chain Dany up, murder all of her followers, Daario, and her dragon in front of her, then slowly torture her to death. I hate cunts like her. I genuinely do. "LOL SOMEONE TALLER" even though he's 5'8 and she's 5'2? What the fuck is wrong with women. Don't even say it's because the script. She had the option to turn it down but she said it. And that smirk on her fucking face was genuine. Fuck Emilia Clarke. Fuck all roasties who think 5'8 is short despite being womanlets themselves.
EVERYONE loves based Jon. The wildlings, the northmen. They all follow him. They don't care about his height. Dany on the other hand? No one likes her. She's a cunt. She has no personality. She has no friends. And yet she still has the audacity to talk shit about Jon. He's the only person who even genuinely likes you, you stupid whore.
I genuinely hope not only Dany, but Emilia Clarke herself, dies an extremely painful death. How based would it be to turn on the news one day and hear Emilia Clarke burned alive in her house. No Kit Harington to save her. I bet Kit hates that bitch. He only likes her because he gets paid for it. Jon could do leagues better. She hit the wall 5 years ago. Jon's just entering his prime. Stupid bitch thinks she can be picky with men when she's got the face of an AARP member. Fuck you whore.
I reiterate, fuck Dany, fuck Danyfags, fuck Emilia Clarke, fuck all roasties, fuck anyone who thinks 5'8 is short (it's average), and fuck anyone who doubts based Jon.
o-ok
No, but on the other hand I'm 100% sure that the entirety of Slaver's Bay is Martin taking the piss with over the top characters.
At least Darkstar only had a few scenes so far, so there's probably room to fix him.
Yes, hopefully we can add Queenslayer as well
>implying some Citadel maester didn't copy it
How does the Dragon Queef communicate with her dragons? She couldn't have one flank around the back?
Found the woman triggered by cunt punting.
They're best friends irl your meme is forced and shit. Stop.
the absolute fucking state of /got/
Yeah sit down you fucking little r3ddit cuck.
MORE BOOOOOOOOAR
have sex
W H E N
H
E
N
*ahem*
FUCK Dany
FUCK Danyfags
FUCK roasties
FUCK lanklets
AAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH PLEASE RESSURECT ME QYBURN
Utterly based jonposter.
There are 3 different leaks, none of them are real huh?
I need this thread to be perfect, Yea Forums
>N + A = J
???
>lanklets
Who's a lanklet in the show?
Official ourlads list
>Tywin
>Jaime
>Oberyn
>Gyburn
>Edd
>Grenn
>Pyp
>Thorne
>Roose
>Ramsay
>FACKOFF dude
>Mountain
>Sandor
>Beric
>Thoros
>Euron
>FOOKIN LEGEND
>Theon
>Walder
>Littlefinger
>Stannis
>Davos
>Nightking
>pre-bravos Jaquen
>BobbyB
>High Sparrow
>wagman
Official ourlass list
>Melisandre
>Roslyn
>Ros
>Frogfu
>Myranda
>The other red priestess
>Myrcella V2
>Cersei
>the whore littlefinger wipes cum off of
>the whore that gets pussy grabbed by the second sons
>Waif(u)
>moon is egg girl
>young Bran
SEVEN HELLS LANCEL, WINE
>She couldn't have one flank around the back?
If she had more than one maybe. Too bad she pissed that whole advantage down her leg.
based exbastardposter
have a better PERFECT user
can someone post the fingerwagger for me, please?
why is everything a rip off of berserk now?
>R+L=D
>the sound of armor
>actually having armor
those were the days
You let that cock disarm you?
FACK OFF
nope. dany's got the sword, she's azor ahai and she'll kill jon.
ARE YOU DUMB WHAT COULD POSSIBLY HURT A DRAGON?
>no autistic rape-fetishist cripplecel
How is that ripping off berserk?
Where’s Jorah cunt
Ned+Ashara=Jon
The obvious theory that Martin put in to hide R+L=J, except now that the latter is widely accepted, delusional theoryfags have ironically picked up the former.
have you not read the manga?
B+L=J
based retard
I started rereading it 2 nights ago.
Horrifically based Jonposter
>The virgin Pycelle
>The CHAD Qyburn
Did you kiss the booboo to make it all better?
>I'm not a lady...im a goblin . . .sorry frodo
Maester, maester I bear you no ill will
Friendly reminder to ignore all Sansaposters, hide all Sansaposts, and DO NOT under any circumstances reply to any Sansanons. /got/ recognizes one and only one QWEEN and that is Dany.
1+2=3
>N+W=J
You guys do realize with the genius of D&D's magnitude all that would have happened is the red eye (Which makes no fucking sense in the show) would glow and the balista would turn around on it's own swinging Euron off the ship at which point a single bolt would find the only space on the entire ship to fly between the ropes and sails to fly right up Drogon's bumhole.
We need a Starbucks edit.
Dany dies in childbirth. Jon or Tyrion will name the child Varys Targaryen.
What about the "ARE YE SOFT IN THE HEAD? TERN THIS CAR' AROUND" dude from the Red Wedding
*COUGH
*COUGH
yes lets just add the entire cast on the list
>W
????
Can't you fags post anything else
>Jamie kind of forgot about the book.
here m8, now with maximum wag and no zoomer seething over tits
btfo
That fucking grimace. Emilia Clarke is carrying this garbage heap on talent alone. Charisma shining through such shitty writing is the definition of talent.
>Recognising aTargaryen WHOOOOOOORRRE
Walda, duh.
the dragon has 3 heads
CAREFUL NOW!!!
She was a dumb bitch for refusing this
>catching up finally
>watch episode 3
>ok its not that bad
>has some cool effects
>little girl dying is cool
>yeah its not so ba
>arya just teleports behind the night king and kills him
>8 seasons for this
>FB_IMG
>facebook image
is this next level bait?
nope, while she was aaaaagghhhingh on the ground I called my mom, she saw and she gave me a couple solid slaps on the back of the head while telling me to never do it again because it hurts as hell, apparently
Probably Wylla, the peasant that Ned claims mothered Jon
There's a theory that Ned was actually just telling the truth all along
based
Post your face when Dany dies
R + R = R
Don't worry dude, we reached sewage levels of shitposting after that episode.
I'm still fucking mad.
Also the un named eternal soldier for what's worth it
user...
GO ON RUN BACK TO WINTERFELL
>mfw I realize Westerosi generations form now will look at Stannis and Jon and view them as fear mongering lunatics for caring about the white walker "threat"
oohhhhh, interesting one
>Q=A
it should have been jon, or even fucking jaime, that would have been cool, it would have given him back his honor, and the 'kingslayer' title would be more fucking badass
but uh, no, arya just kind of teleports behind him
>A+J=T
OR
>A+J=C+J
???
Never thought I'd see the day where I'd see genuine praise of Emilia's acting in this general. D&D transcendentally shit writing has warped us into a new form of life
Oh. Less exciting of a story than I thought then.
Okay, that one lost me.
>I'm glad it's over.jpg
D=E
qyburn = arya
Ah, took me a while
Quaithe = Ashara Dayne
I'LL HAVE YOUR BOAR ON A SPIKE!
>grimace
nice 7s but a grimace is a open lipped gesture with bared teeth, she is frowning in that image.
Can I confirm at what point the show turned absolute garbage? I’m saying season 4 because I’ve seen the show 4 times now and every time I force myself after season 4.
Where in the North is Qyburn from again?
Which D?
Which E?
Dany=Euron doesn't make sense
same for Doran
M = E
to heck with sansa!
>Eurio doesn't make sense
GET OUT NORMAL
Absolutely fucking based
Whoa, this is a blue board. Pls don't curse here.
Daario = Euron
It was popular a while back, don't remember why, though.
M =/= E, M = G, W o S
hey woah relax
A=A
THE TARG SHIT IS DEAD
E+C=R
>pic related is a hint
Canada
rude
E = mc^2
>open lipped gesture with bared teeth,
That's a scowl.
Where did you learn that one of the key indicators of a grimace were open lips?
Grimace - noun
>an ugly, twisted expression on a person's face, typically expressing disgust, pain, or wry amusement.
I know this has no barring on anything and it's a semantic argument. I am curious as to where your understanding came from. This is the first time I came across someone indicating a need for open lips or barred teeth when it comes to a grimace.
le books or something, nobody reads this scatophiles literal SHIT anyway. (pun definitaly intentional)
Edmure plus cool shades equals radmure?
V and I = M
thanks user
OURS IS THE LAST LAUGHTER
*ahem*
FUCK WHITE WALKERS
FUCK SOUTHERNERS
and most important of all
FUCK GHOST
V and I = B
first thing I noticed too
back when attention to detail was a thing
sorry, my emotion got the better of me I've hand written an apology to chinese moot
Victarion and Irri = Meereen?
Because that is literally what a grimace is, the dictionary definition isn't indicitive without an image so I suggest you consort an encyclopaedia next time m8
A+B=C
early Sansa A CUTE
you're just typing random letters now
OURS IS THE LAST LAUGHTER
Because the travel times of both characters added up perfectly. Daario would be sent off on some bullshit and Euron would arrive in Westeros. Euron would go on some grand journey to get some treasure or some shit and Daario would come back to Dany. It all fit pretty well as a theory.
A+L=Jon
Ax^2+Bx+C=0
Moon is no egg, moon is goddess, wife of sun (it is known)
Varys and ? = Merlings?
Robb is radman’s son
no, in that car it would be
V and (?) = B
at the same time
(?)+I= fA
thus by transitive property
fA = B
Looks like we got some geniuses in the thread
Illyrio, based on when Arya spies on them and they both disappear near a well
I don't think people appreciate how long it takes to get from Slaver's Bay to the Iron Islands. Does this theory include magic teleport?
this is Berserk
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and even then Berserk took inspiration from Ninja Scroll and other Manga
>the dictionary definition isn't indicitive
Snarl - verb
>(of an animal such as a dog) make an aggressive growl with bared teeth.
A dictionary definition is indicative without an image that's what the word definition means. If it wasn't there then that's not what the word means.
I just mean supporting the Blackfyre cause, neither V or I are actually B themselves although I's wife presumably
pretty fucking huge stretch there to claim a dirty fight that's not even similar is a ripoff.
was Polanski's Macbeth fight ripping off Berserk too?
sorry user /got/ is has a strict DMC only crossposting policy
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>berserk will never finish in your lifetime
i remember this scene, season 3 i believe
>Snarl - verb
>>(of an animal such as a dog)
You're not even trying now, are you?
Snarl is an act of aggression, you're original retort of Scowl is a furrowing of the brows (also as an act of aggression).
A grimace is the somber pain that is seen on someone that is in intense physical altercation or emotional battle.
Please try and learn what you are saying before you respond to me.
No. As much of a hack Gurrm is, he did his travel times pretty well in everything. And the travel time of all this fit pretty well. They were gone for like 3/4 of a book and then the other would arrive around the time it would take to sail all the way around the south of Dorne to the Iron Islands. I guess it was all a coincidence but that was a major thing supporting this. That and something to do with the descriptions of the characters being similar, like if Euron dyed his hair and tied his beard all up like Daario's.
>be teenager
>some friend introduces you to Berserk anime
>last episode, turns out it's a prequel
>"where's the rest tho?"
>a wicked yet sad smile appears on his face
>"we'll both have to wait to see it out, user"
Daenerys has 2 faces
>Smug
and
>Gasping that in this moment she is upset and thus, cannot be smug.
cancer
WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS!?!?
Fuck off DANY IS PURE
DANY
DANY
DANY
DANY
lemme fix the link
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try S5 with Dorn you dummy
IT HURTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP UHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
now there's a third one
>pretending everything is alright when it's not
Those are the actual definitions on Google. It seems to me I am providing sources and you're providing things you've pulled out of your anus and now you're upset I don't wish to barter.
Also, you're side stepping the point. If it's defined in the dictionary that's what the word means you don't get to take liberties on interpretation, that's not objective without an experiment supporting your assertion by definition.
Man, Berserk 1997 manages to look pretty good despite effectively being a narrated powerpoint presentation. Modern low-budget shows should really take note.
Based retard
come on user
you got to be a bit churayzay every once in a while
what's up with the drawing/3D inbreeding going on these days?
I don't read Berserk but I hear he was on a boat for way longer than Gendry was rowing on his and he finally arrived at his destination, so at least you Berserk fans have that.
Literally LMAOing at your life now.
GOOGLE and Wikipedia aren't sources dude, let me go to the library and scan some images from the Encyclopaedia Brittanica.
>that's what the word means
Except when they are literally wrong and then go back and change it in the next edition 5 years later?
I am actually dying of laughter right now user, pls send help.
CLANG
CLANG
CLANG
PULL MY DRAGON TRIGGER
Okay so you're a moron. Thanks, I was worried I was wrong,
>1317253458670.jpg
based "old"fag from 5+ years ago
>7 years
>Lancel
God, what a stupid name!
Are you talking about terrible CGI in anime?
Way to save money. They can just make some 3D models and animate those for way cheaper than paying actual artists to draw frame by frame. It's a scourge but secretly has its positives. On one hand everything looks like shit. On the other, they can greenlight way more shows that they would never greenlight if they had to pay artists to draw because the budget wouldn't allow it.
What is Tyrion's joke tho?
youtu.be
>God
Gods what a stupid name!
>implying your not
yes, specifically talking about most recent Berserk series, how can it not have that big a budget?
youtu.be
the only one for which this 3D model things work is Ajin because if how the black alter egos look imho
Lmao more like incel amirite
shame ajin got cancelled, it was pretty good
IGNITE THE FLAME!
WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMN LEAKS? ! ?
wait, seriously?
So I have to read it I guess
Oh well
Besides being a stark what exactly did sansa do that got all the norfs to follow her?
what
no evil monologue
just getting right to the point huh?
Easier : go higher and higher and then dive on them.
yeah, the show also diverges from the manga quite a bit in s2
Have off sex brain
M > C > M
Brought the Vale into the fold through Littlefinger and kept shit together while Jon was fucking Dany.
Who is the bad guy, again?
PREPARE
...
TO
DIE
thank for letting me know user
Get this hahahah I walked into a brothel once ha a brothel HAHAHAHA with . . . get this a jackass and a hahahahahahaha a honeycomb and get this
>record scratch
>yep this was me after season 4
you're rocking the legacy version, you need to upgrade
I thought Berserk got so much shit for its CGI because it was low budget when they first made it. How the fuck did they keep up with the most terrible CGI imaginable? Why didn't they change it after the first time?
>no "Can be special summoned from the graveyard everytime a "Raise Hands" card is played"
you had one job you fucking retard
it got worse
also i think both seasons budgets were actually quite high for anime, might be bullshit though
D + D = Hacks
Leave dany alone.
The Berserk anime over 20 years ago looks much better than the newer one and had more soul.
Also had the better soundtrack.
REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
>REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
>REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
>REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
>REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
>REMINDER THAT JON AND DANY STILL HAVEN’T EVEN THOUGHT OF GETTING MARRIED YET EVEN THOUGH THAT’S WHY DANY CAME TO WESTEROS SINGLE
Fresh Leak:
The last scene of the last episode is Bran dabbing with his wheelchair parked on Dany's corpse as Jon and Sansa can be seen fucking in the background.
While bran says this youtu.be
I just finished this video. Did that girl go from seemingly scared and appalled at the Cleric's actions to full on Myrish swamp once the breaking wheel came out?
Here's a Ser Pounce to remain on topic.
>We kind of forgot about writing a cohesive narrative
At first I though some scenes were cool (despite the "art") for how they made a combo with epic music, but then I realized they used the same music every time guts did something, so eh
youtu.be
yes, she's introduced as leading some holy knights order - traditionally lead by a virgin maid - but secretly she gets turned on by violence
Oh, forgot to remain on topic
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
Bend the knee
What was the purpose of this character?
lol, she's a horrendous actress - literally the only way she could come up with to 'look upset' is to make a stupid fish frown and jiggle her cheeks a bit
is that the guy from terror who dies in the first episode?
You might do the right thing (warn everyone), but you stil end up dead
that's the message
This holy trips confirm
why wouldn't ned send him back to the wall? i know the punishment for deserting is death, still though.
To show the audience the Others, to head south and tell Ned before getting beheaded, to show the audience Ned's "muh honor" when he swings the sword himself, to teach Bran about "muh honor", and I believe they discovered the Direwolves on their way back from his execution.
It's kind of an important ordeal to the central plot, actually.
Who cares about the Others ultimately? Their threat was overblown.
It's actually very important, time and again the Direwolves had saved Jon's life, I think one time he even saved the previous Lord Commander of the Night's watch life. Robb's wolf was pretty important to his army and morale.
If he didn't run down to Winterfell and get executed the whole plot would be different.
dabid not canon
bells make dany go nuts jon kills dany and their unborn child then kills himself bran sits on the throne then turns westeros into a liberal progressive democracy arya kills cersei euron the mountain and the hound screenshot this
>Waiting for the books until hell freezes over.
This is the only ending we're going to get.
>arya kills cersei euron the mountain and the hound
We'll get one more book, George will die before the last is ever written, then someone will finishs it after his will is release and it's ghost written.
hopefully based preston ghost writes the last one and makes all his theories true
>4 different /got/ generals on Yea Forums right now
What the fuck is even the point in having a general then, keep your fucking autism contained in one thread you fucking losers
it cannot be contained
>preston
>based
>keep your fucking autism contained in one thread
It's time for you to leave reddit.
Gods was I a chad then
huge /got/ leaks
>(Cross-thread)
your dumb and youre thread sucks