Why did he sound so educated? Is there a Dragon University?

Why did he sound so educated? Is there a Dragon University?

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Knowing Tolkien, he's probably extremely ancient and used to speak with Morgoth.

Bonus: Smaug is a linguistic pun of sorts. I forget how it goes, but basically Smaug means "penetrating".

What were his tax policies?

He's many times older than even old human.

according to the mount of gold he was sleeping on, I guess it was a flat tax of 100%.

but how big is the penis?

Give all you have to him and go.

who voiced him again?

Inglebert Humperdinck

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his real name is smug heh

Because he's supposed to be a regal and intelligent dragon, not a dumb bestial wyvern.

How do they learn shit though are they reading books or something? Surely nobody's teaching them in a classroom

Dan "hold her tighter shes a fighter" Schn- oh wait wrong tired and beaten to death meme

Dragons are literal magic, dude. He was probably born smart. Intelligent design is canon in LOTR.

But he is a wyvern

like two tree trunks

Why didn't the ring just recruit the dragon to kill the eagles?

Gotta do something between hoarding gold and sleeping on top of your hoarded gold. Might as well read.

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They actually dumbed down his dialogue in the live action movie.

Who said he wasn't? Also kys wyvernfag

He was alive for thousands of years. He's only been in that mountain for a few decades at most.

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