Why did Detective Pikachu fail so hard

>May 9, 2019
>1 month after the film's premiere, Detective Pikachu only grossed $400 dollars worldwide

>It has been reported that Ryan reynolds has been seen flagging down drivers outside of cinemas and begging them to see the film, and some cinemas are reportedly showing the film for free in order to sell more popcorn and soda

>Warner Bros. have reportedly added a desparate CG Robert Downey Jr. cameo after the credits, and The Pokemon Company have added Thanos to Pokemon GO as a desparate attempt to reignite interest in the franchise

Damn... looks like it's finally over bros. What a tough month it has been

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See a doctor user. Being this obsessed is unhealthy.

cope.

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with the fact that you have a mental illness?

kek remember when faggots posted tweets like this about Captain Marvel to convince themselves it will bomb? we know how that turned out

>watching a movie at 1pm on a Friday
>implying this is the majority when actually the minority.

People are still at work.. Kids are still in school.

Come see me on Monday, tards.

Yeah and all the kids spent their allowances on Avengers last weekend. No parent is gonna go 2 weeks in a row to see a movie, it's absurd.

is there a torrent for it?

Detective Pikachu isn't a propaganda movie and Captain Marvel wasn't released a week after the highest grossing film of all time.

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James Rolfe wasn't even allowed to go see it. At least Justin left some popcorn on his tarp of a shirt for James to nibble on.

Pretty bad opening here at Mexico, its mothers day, no one will celebrate mom at the fucking cinema

Lol. Based empty theater poster

I think OP should have sex

This meme blows. I'm saying that as a guy who doesn't give two shits about pokemon. Stop forcing it dumbass.

how many times have I seen this shit recently?

and like every time the movie grosses 500 million dollars anyway

Is Nintendo going to start buying tickets to shore up the box office?

what?

Can you guys believe the movie's been out for over a year already and NOBODY has seen it?

Who really liked pokemon doesnt really give a shit about this film because its not part of any story or spin-off in the game or anime series. That's the one and only reason why it flopped
Also because pokemon = nerd and it's not big explosion retarded plot circle jerking marvel/dc bullshit so the commoners won't give a shit about it, except maybe a couple of retarded ugly chicks because "dawwww irl pikachu"

He's doing it for other non-Disney movies. Making a shitty place even more shitty to get responses just report and wish he gets cancer.

reminder that OP is a false flagging faggot who got really butthurt when other anons pointed out how poorly it did at Japan's box office that he started making constant threads like this
Also he's a furry faggot

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It doing poorly in Japland is indicative of it's high quality. The Japs fear the intellectual.

excuse me, wtf?

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There were literally 20 people in the theater that I saw Avengers: Endgame in last weekend, and that's going to be the highest grossing movie of all time soon.
People don't seem to realize how many small towns exist.

The most shocking part of this whole terrible thing is any pokemon movie played in theaters in English past the third one

Because everyone has pledged their allegiance to Godzilla

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Not Disney

What is with the autism around this movie ?

It's not even doing poorly in Japan.

it's just one butthurt pokemon autist who got mad when people started to make fun of his shit so he started spamming these threads constantly

nice anecdotal evidence nigger here's my local theater for a showing that starts in 5 minutes

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No?
After the Latias movie (i think?) they were confined to the theaters in Japan and Cartoon Network in the rest of the world.

Or it could be that Disney autist we also have floating around here