If dubs everybody on TV gets a gf

man that dog breed sure is ugly

I got a flat and brown gf, if i can do it you user, dont give up!!

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unfortunately for you, user, it does not.

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I will never have a cute gf.

>I got a flat and brown gf, if i can do it you user, dont give up!!

user, anyone can get a shitskin gf. Nobody wants that

Dubs and everyone is gay. Yes including YOU. You're the gayest of them all.

if dubs everyone on Yea Forums gets a trap gf

If I get dubs every actor here has to suck their next directors cock

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D-does that count?

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Roll for slutty gyaru version.

Dubs and we all die.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

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fuck, well it's better than nothing.

thanks

oh shit

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Singles and i get a Nebula gf

>double off-by-ones
e-ebin

but what if im a spic too

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Dubs and we all get robot gfs and roasties get BFTO.

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t-thanks for trying OP

trips and homos get banned

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dubs and she's mine!

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with jews you win
your free dubs sir

I had one for like a month because I was her rebound, its pretty great

CELLS

quads and jannies suck cocks in hell forever

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trips and I get a jewish gf

I've seen this picture posted many times. I need sauce.

>mfw this thread
nobody gets a gf fuck off

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FUCK NIGGERS

dubs and i get a brie gf

too greedy user

you better be black or she'll cheat on you and ask alimoney

It is on xvideos and shes a german teen (18) . It is a threesome scene. Cant help you with a link but you should find it with those words

thanks I was getting anxious about it already

There's a movie about it.

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singles and i kill myself

I already have a gf

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dubs and peaceful death will finally take me at last

If dubs we don’t necessarily get GFs, but we self actualize nonetheless

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reroll

>self actualize

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Dubs and mommy Cate replaces my current mommy.

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Does my trap gf have a big dick?

/rolls for giant gf

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Fuck you

I roll for truth, justice and the American way

Dubs and everyone ITT will never ever have a gf

kek

dubs and everyone gets a Bryce Dallas Howard gf that sits on their face daily

Haven't been on this board in months and this is the first thread I see. Please God

Trips and Ana snuggles with me while it’s storming outside

I am 38 and virgin, i am a big loser my life is shit and will always be shit,

xvideos.com/video35055/german_big_tits_threesome

I already have a gf(male). It’s based.

if dubs, everyone in Yea Forums gets a gf but will be NTR'd

based

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She’s really good at sucking me off since I taught her but it’s really hard to fuck a butt compared to a vag. Still feels really good though but it’s so easy for it to just pop out randomly.

single and we all get gf

trips and noone gets a gf

dubs and I Fuck one of you anons I the ass

If dubs Yea Forums finds a way to have a happy life without women

Dubs and everyone above me dies in their sleep

if singles everybody gets laid

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Dubs and I wake up tomorrow

i use the power of my dubs to null all the shit from this thread

Based! i'm slightly jealous

justporno.sex/1/353805/teeny_astrologie
If you want the whole movie, the scene is at the 55 min mark.

pls give gf,me big sad

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Look again user
>37

joke is on you, i dont want a gf

dubs and it all works out fine :)

nice movieshow

dubs and we will all go gay for eachother

No thanks, one is enough for me.

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A CONTROVERSIAL RESULT, OP

Based Tony AI gf

Dubs and I fuck you in the ass

>Popping bootyholes
>Difficult
pleb

If Dubs every black woman is seized and redistributed to White boi's.

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is that real

if trips, tomorrow ana de armas will be brapping on my face.

If dubs nobody but me gets a gf

>Wanting a 3D gf,
>when you can easily just get a 2d one....

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>posts 3D/2D hybrid gf
Literally not fair

Dubs and we all get qt virgin gfs.

We'll doubt you'll be seeing Ali walking around in your local streets. Or anywhere to be in fact.

Dubs get.

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Dubs and OPs mom blows me

If dubs I get a gf then kill her

Ha

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>have gf
>happy for like a few months and then absolutely miserable
>be single
>feel absolutely nothing and completely empty inside

Not sure what's worse bros

keep me posted

if dubs newmoot MUST reply with immediate effect to Warwick Davis' email that he sent.
If trips everyone above has to tweet WD and sincerely apologize and promise not to be a nasty bully ever again to anyone.

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dubs and I fuck you in the ass.

gif gf

if dubs no one in this thread will see their death coming

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Alright come here, spread your ass for me.

If singles I die alone

THANK YOU

dubs or better and everyone who posted ITT gets a taylor swift look-a-like gf who is sweet and wholesome but also likes it when you stick your finger in her butt

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singles and all of you have to suck my cock

dubs and mummy gf

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Quads and I get an attractive girlfriend.

dubs and i get my tennisfu who dominates me in bed
post ends in 0 and we all get serena williams gfs who peg us nightly

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>6667

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DUBS AND GLITCHIE GF :)

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dubs for feminine asian gf who triggers white roasties

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MUMMY GF PLEASE

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dubs and i get daisy gf
trips and everyone on Yea Forums has to stop bullying her
quads and she bites all of our penises off with her giant teeth

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>6667

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stinky barren pusy
big healthy teeth

dubs to steal sofia gf
trips and this user stays a virgin forever

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Dubs and I'm going to be alone forever

Dubs and we will all be forever alone

I read yesterday she's got a reputation for getting it on with co-stars. Is it too late for me to get into acting?

>tfw not you
also dubs for taylor swift gf

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Fuck you man

Tell her to stop texting me >:(

What a waste of trips

>FACE TYPE: CLASSIC

sauce me senpai

I dont even want one

Yeah? Well, if dubs you get one anyway.

Choose today's girlfriend:

> Bimbodoll Emma Watson
> Sex Slave Kiernan Shipka
> Femdom Elizabeth Debicki
> Nympho Izzy Moner
> Bully Emma Roberts

What is your choice, user?

no clue. saved it from /fit/. here's another qt tho

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boipussy is better than no pussy I guess

If dubs...well, jokes on you, I'm married

if trips, every single alitatard will NEVER be loved by their waifu

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found her Rena Takeda(in a french forum lol)
she's hot

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digits and whatever happiness i deserve in my life is distributed by my Yea Forums frens

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based supersleuth user

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Singles and good things come to me.

since it's a "girlfriend" would that imply that it's a
actually a female but who cross-dressses as a male

MUMMY GF PLEASE MUMMY GF

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Quads and my crush becomes my girlfriend.

I'm not gay tho wtf

Claimed.

/roll for tiny gf