/got/

*WHEEEZES* I TO-*COUGH* I *COUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH* I TOLD YOU NOT TO TRUST ME *VOMITS*

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can't wait for the day of the DING DONG

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Someone please dump some 'despite making up 13%' dothraki memes before I piss myself

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have sex

she was brandon's

Your Grace, I present you my latest invention...the 2K22 Tunguska. The missile (NATO designation SA-19 Grison) has semi-automatic radar command to line-of-sight guidance, weighs 40kg with a 9kg warhead. It is 2.5m long with a diameter of 1.7m and wingspan of 2.2m. The missile’s maximum speed is 900m/s and can engage targets travelling at speeds up to 500m/s. Range is from 15 to 6,000m for ground targets and 15 to 10,000m for air targets. Two twin-barrel 30mm anti-aircraft guns are mounted on the vehicle. These guns have a maximum firing rate of 5,000 rounds per minute and a range of 3,000m against air targets. This extends to 4,000m against ground targets. It is designed to provide day and night protection for infantry and armored regiments against low-flying aircraft, helicopters, cruise missiles and of course, dragons in all weather conditions.

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/got/

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reminder that the entirety of Robert's Rebellion could have been avoided if Aerys hadn't been too proud to marry off his son to Tywin's daughter

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>why are incels so attracted to stannis?

Just had sex with two prostitutes. I am a die hard Stannisbro.

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better then S8

>how I see myself

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We looked for you in the catalog.

FUCK MY SISTER NED

*ahem*
FUCK TARGS
FUCK BOARS
AND FUCK LANCEL

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I think I've fallen in love with her /got/

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I waited for you on the imageboard

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>someone in the previous said an actor was "too tall" to play Jon

That one line from Daenerys really did damage.

WATCH IT TYRION *WHEEZES

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Someone post the pasta where Jorah goes full Raimiposting about the dothraki

/emilia/

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>old Valyria is an apocalyptic wasteland due to greyscale
>Sam(and most likely the rest of the citadel) knows how to cure it in less than 24 hours and just chooses not to
based

>normies watch this show together, have a great time, thoroughly enjoy it, then have sex afterwards
>Yea Forums watches this show alone, gets mad and frustrated with each episode, then comes to /got/ to rage post about it without any sex
Tell me again why normies are the bad guys?

Because they innately fear women

>how others see me

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DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG
It's not hunting if you paid for it but still based.

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You have to go back renlyfag

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Will the prequels save GOT?

thoughts?

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My queen

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V-V-VARYS I THINK I

*COUGH*

I THINK WE NEED TO

*VOMITS*

OH GOD HELP

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Latest leeks

> (Episode 5) On Dragonstone, Varys betrays Tyrion to Dany in order to save himself.
>Gendry and a team of crack smiths forge Drogon some armour which allows Dany to burn Euron’s fleet, but it looks shit like Mace Tyrell’s.
> The Hound gets halfway to kings landing when a chicken crosses the road. Arya cannot get him to carry on. He just keeps muttering ‘fucking chickens,’ and runs off after it into the forest where he is eaten by Nymeria’s wolfpack. Cleganebowl cancelled.
> Arya is about to assassinate Cersei, but Euron appears. Euron somehow knows she isn’t a servant girl, and kills her.
> Arya’s corpse is taken to the walls by Euron to taunt Jon Snow. Grey Worm fucks up Harry Strickland by flashing him his gaping fleshpocket.
> Jaime fights and kills Euron, using his golden hand to bash in Euron’s skull, but he is wounded. He makes it to the Red Keep to find Cersei, who is planning to burn the city down. Jaime trips over and accidentally stabs Cersei, and then kills himself.
>Varys and Qyburn have a showdown. They battle their little birds like pokemon in the ultimate childshowdown before degenerating into a slapfight.
> Dany goes full madwoman starts burning the city. Her Unsullied begin murdering the population and bluntfucking the women with their nubs.
> (Episode 6) After winning the battle, Dany puts Tyrion on trial for being a dwarf.
> Tyrion convinces Jon that Dany is evil with basic facts. Dany lies and tells Jon Cersei used wildfire.
> Jon attempts to kill Dany, but he misses and she calls him a manlet. This enrages manlet gendry, who does not miss.
> Pod continues his quest to repopulate Westeros as the ultimate chad.
> The realm is then governed by a council of onions and Davos, who draws the faces of Stannis, Robb, and all the other dead kings on each of the onions. His favourite is Drogonion. Bran isn’t involved and does nothing, possibly becomes a tree.

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I'd give her a stroke if you catch my drift

>people putting Jaime in S after the last episode

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Ser Davos the Onion Chad

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Dilate

>t. showfag who barely pays attention

The maesters deport the stone men there to stop people from trying to rediscover valyrian magic secrets

>danyfags
i gotta tell you: i am sustained solely by the mental image of your anguished screams and cries that will be heard when jon plunges longclaw into dany's guts. i am literally, unironically, masturbating to the thought of you crying, your tears dripping onto the floor, as daenerys sighs out her final breaths. god, i'm getting hard just by typing this post. i hope you're ready for what happens in the last episode, because i can't wait for your shit character that's been boring for 99% of the show to get wiped.

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>Will the prequels save GOT?

It will save /got/ general on Yea Forums, but GOT? Oh NONONONONONO

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Have you guys remembered to end your HBO subscription yet?

I ended mine today.

STANNIS

I do not like season 8 of game of thrones

inb4 incels trumpfags and racists get buttflustered

Good post

Is it true that they aged up the Hound on the show under direct order from GRRM himself?

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Father issues. Likely raised by single mothers.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!

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fuck sake how much dust is in that room? get a air purifier goddamn. no wonder you stroke out all the time.

what a shitty crop

OOH A SPIDAH! SAVE ME JON SNOW!!

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the leaks aren't real. there is no way D&D will do that to their fav character

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Varys turns the golden company against Cersei

>if only you knew how bad things really are

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she also passed on the chance of decapitating him by mountain in former season

>*COUFF*

Their ending has to match GRRMs

>In 55AC, Princess Aerea Targaryen claimed Balerion as her mount, and disappeared for more than a year, before reappearing in King's Landing in 56AC. Benifer and Barth found her to be infested with "horrors" which burned her from the inside out and killed her, erupting from her body as "worms with faces", "snakes with hands" and other monstrosities. Balerion was also found to bear wounds and scars seemingly received during their absence. These observations led Barth to the conclusion that Balerion, uncontrollable by an inexperienced rider such as Aerea, flew her to his original home of Valyria, where he was born before the Doom and the flight of the Targaryens; these "horrors" that infested Aerea, he supposed to be remnants of Valyrian experiments with blood magic. After these events it was declared forbidden for any ship suspected to have visited Valyria to dock in Westeros, or for any inhabitant of Westeros to travel to Valyria
Valyria is one of the most interesting parts of ASoIaF. Too bad the fatman doesn't give a shit about fantasy and prefers his historical drama soap operas

where in our two posts is there a contradiction?
*turns around and says under breathe*
Dipshit

*cough*

D&D I THINK

*cough*

THIS WRITING

*cough*

IS BAD

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(You) tried

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You now remember that Jon Snow canonically eats the pussy.

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Saying "former season" is misleading. It was literally the episode before. She had the opportunity to kill him in S07E07 but spares him and in S08E01 she orders his death. And then three episodes later in S08E04 she spares him again. D&D are fucking hacks.

thots still love him regardless

UNNNNNNNNNDER THE *WHEEZES ssssssea *VOMITS

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

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maybe he ate ass

have sex

Why do people think Arya a 5foot 3 something goblin steals Jaime a 6 foot 6 Chads face and gets away with it

There’s a reason she always uses girls faces, it’s bexause that’s her “””build”””””

>Night King dead
Only Stannis returning in Episode 5 will redeem the show.

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>the leaks aren't real
yeah let's just ignore the casting calls, actor interviews, and the fact the same leaker has been dependable so far

Why are cat ladys so attracted to daenerys?

poor girl

do you think he ate out wine auntie danny

Shouldn't there be Winter in Westeros? Why wasn't there any snow in Kings Landing?

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Tbh,it's infinitely better to keep it a mystery, exposing and writing about it gives the fat man more chances to ruin it

coughposting is progressing nicely

the stopped winter in one night

It's for angsty teen bots that have no father figure in their life. Basically like that Jordan Peterson guy but for GoT. Stannis was trash in both book and show.

Don't forget she also spared Jaime in the season 7 finale, only to order his death too in the next episode. She's probably going to have the opportunity to kill him again next episode and won't too.

/ourguy/ Stannis delayed it.

>Varys starts coughing after he’s been in water, but first when he gets back up and breathes air
pretty suspicious, it’s like his body is adapting to new environments, I think it supports the merman theory

my man

youtube.com/watch?v=YWwO9yq-mvs

just admit it, you spend 90% of you time shitting on this show but you are going to be sad when its finally over
>muh books
never happening

She's used Walder's face too though

In which books or part of books can i find stuff about Valirya? Or this is basically all?
It usually goes like this, true.

>inb4 all of that was just Qyburn using his authority to order a hit on Tyrion and Jaime

Ghost > Summer > Grey Wind > Nymeria = Shaggydog > Lady

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Bruh...

too far south for anything but periodic snow I suppose

yes that is their screentime ranked from most to least, good work

No she used the serving girls face

Imagine being a 13 year old Jaime and creampie'ing this for the first time

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i'll miss shitposting here more than the show.

N

biggest waste of potential

Pretty sure this is from The World of Ice and Fire. The main books have only a few mentions of the place.

I'd _____ Dany

>soiboi the post
Yea Forums is and will always be a stannis board

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I doubt it, if he did she would've supported his claim. Eating pussy is essentially unheard of in Westeros and most likely Essos, the only known pussy-eaters are Jon and Pod (unconfirmed)

Was getting mad a part of your plan?

What is the best season of GOT and why is it Season 3?

kill

Rape

my queen

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Did the wolves ever see each other as siblings, or did they only ever care about their respective Stark?

damn i love r/freefolk memes

it's not. it's season 1, and this is undisputed fact.

>in 9 days /got/ will have its last episode to shitpost about

I’m gonna miss you lads

GODS GAME OF THRONES WAS GOOD THEN

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Pretty sure Shaggydog got more screentime than Nymeria

I don't get something about the leak ending, unless Dany burns all of her Dothraki and Unsullied or Jon's Vale-North guys do it, those guys are still around and have to be dealt with, if Dany dies, who's controlling them and who can communicate with the Unsullied and Dothraki to get them to cooperate?

And did Dany sail with all her Dothraki too or just her Unsullied?

6/10

You’re an incel

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yeah me too, it was a good time lads, thanks for all the years of shitposting

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>*turns around and says under breathe*
>Dipshit
Holy shit dude. There's no need to be so mean. He's probably going to kill himself now. Dick.

have sex

What was the post

In the fan fic where ghost knots Nymeria and Jon and Arya wargdream about it and then Jon knots Arya later they view each other as pack mates (the wolves)

She literally took Walder's face or do you not remember the season opening for last season where she kills all the Freys and gives that "as long as one wolf survives the sheep are never safe" speech?

Dany in the show isn't a villain because nobody really seems to care about how crazy and dishonorable it is to invade Westeros with ex-slave mercenaries, savages and dragons. In the books it's going to be a huge no no.

Creampie

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>In 9 days /got/ will cease to exist

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Was getting caught part of her plan?

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THEN WE WILL ALL BE FREE

based

Thank you for proving my point, I vet you relationship with your father is terrible. Now go wash your penis.

One other thing the leaks don't have is this one scene where Jon and Cersei meet. Pretty sure we had pictures of them on set for that scene

"Yes Missandei, the fire rises" with Dumbnerys wearing a Mask.

Bend the knee

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PURE
KINO

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Oh right, s7 was super forgettable

Well she was siting behind a table and he’s a 90 year old bag o bones to be fair

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Love and cherish

The wrong Targ died that day.

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what if some little girl hurts herself because she didn't like the ending
did dabid think about that

He was such a shitty character. It was akin to 14 year olds on Yea Forums trying to come up with the most edgy shit to impress their peers. The weiner shake in Reek's face was a nice touch tho.

Can you reek any harder of reddit holy shit

He's still a guy and she would've needed to impersonate him for a few days to summon and gather everyone from the red wedding to kill them

>opens visor
COUGH
>closes visor

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Of coursshh.

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>Don't use this to backtrace my ip but
I think she is kinda cute.

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Ramsey: Won Battle of the Bastards, Won against Stannis, 20 good men, had sex with Sansa, became the chad to Theon
Jon Snow: Got saved a lot by other people

Little girls shouldn't be watching got in the first place

>tvs #1 meme deleted
Fuck the jannies and fuck the redditors in this thread

>Why do smart guys fear roasties?

:thinking:

If the rebellion never happened Viserys would be a role model for Joffrey just straight up the coolest guy alive in Joffrey's eyes.

Someone post the vocaroo an user did

Wouldn’t it be crazy if little girls watched the Karl drogo rape scenes and got turned on, haha

add badpoosi

>this is the best banter reddit can come up with
Rage harder faggots

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"She" would probably hurt herself over the ending of any tv show or intellectual property, it's a cultural and mental issue with the individual at that point to get so attached to a show's ending.

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Shit acting as always, but cute.

>born in chains
>dies in chains
There is symmetry there. Problem is we got there in like 3 scorpion shots so there was no time to appreciate the pain of her arc. She was a cool character, and the actress was really hot and they fucked over her as well. It just doesn't sting as bad because we haven't invested as much in her as we have in Dany or Jon.

Why do feminine numales fear Stannis so much?

D E L E T

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How many STANNIS fags offed themselves when Stannis died?

Are you insecure of your masculinity?

what if Jaime thought that Cersei made a gloryhole for them but then it was really Tyrion’s ass on the other side haha

Joffrey wouldnt be alive Robert would likely have not been forced to marry cersei if he wasnt king

What the fuck is Dan and Dabid's problem?

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There is nothing more terrifying then a truly just man.

We should move somewhere else.

Hopefully all of them

DANY
DANY
DANY

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shitting from laughing

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how about some more money to make some fucking elephants or to have Jon touch ghost one last fucking time

No but ive noticed a correaltion between those who do and not understanding Stannis. The showrunners themselves being the first and foremost example

>they understood that this is where the story ends
>they understood

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so why wasn't Mance a good looking soft spoken musician who fanboys over Bael the bard?

>DANY
>DANY
>DANY

DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANYDANY DANY DANY DANY
DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANYDANY DANY DANY DANY
DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANYDANY DANY DANY DANY
DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANY DANYDANY DANY DANY DANY

Okay, Cersei and Jaime would still fuck, no?

Thousands...

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epic pedo moment

Would you consider it "queenly" to groom an underage boy for sex?

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wtf is wrong with her face in this scene?

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This post guarenteed was written by a female

You’re insane because you fear femininity and latch onto an exaggerated masculine figure like stannis to cope.

Why is he so handsome?

it's nothing new, the HBO boss has talked publicly about how he wanted the show to last 10 seasons

I think he was calling you a pussy actually. Your responds suggests that he was correct

>jews refusing money
Now what the fuck..?!

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>jon alive and fucks the dragon queen
>ramsey eaten by his own dogs after getting beat up in public by jon

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Based

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Chad Stony Dornish genetics

In the end, Tywin Lannister did shit gold. Tyrion's murder of Tywin ultimately backfired on him.

Consider for a moment you are Tywin. Your bowels are horribly backed up, on account of Oberyn's noxious poisoning. Your guts stink with rancid shit. You are constipated, and you simply cannot release. Your freak imp son shoots you in the gut with a quarrel. With your last breaths, situated on the privy as you are, you feel your bowels loosen as far as they can in the sweet release of death. Like a flood, your innards empty themselves of a week's worth of poisonous, reeking shit. It is the ultimate expungement to never be rivaled.

His last moments were a bliss.

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>"They are going to marry you! Sansa the whore!"

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What a weird number. Around 73 hours

There are no females on /got/ , and if there are : show tits or GTFO

Idk i cant see it

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Hmmm.....true i are brainlet

No one seems to judge the First Men, Andals and Rhoynar for it. In fact a lot seem to take pride in that heritage

very much so

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why are incels so into this "coughing" meme?

Can't tell, too dark.

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why is incel not on the banned word list, but sóy is? Why aren't we allowed to insult feminine nu-males on Yea Forums?

What was the point of this Cersei-Catelyn conversation all the way back in S1? I always thought D&D were trying to set up some shit about Gendry being her child.

youtube.com/watch?v=tRfbMLEieg8

Dany won't die. She's suposed to take over Cersei as Maggy the witch said

Has anyone read the preview chapters of TWoW? Are they any better than what we currently have?

>stannis
>exaggerated masculine figure
This is your brain on a steady diet of soi and reddit

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I mean, who wouldn't?

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Fewer

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If I had a wife, I would unironically let him impregnate her, and I'm not even a cuck.

maybe he his and in her final moments cersei sees him again a grown man

I was wondering the same, makes literally zero sense

>what is opportunity cost?

Its obviously so they can move on to bigger things now

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Littlefingers accent changes are reaching new levels

They're really good but it's kind of irrelevant, because Twow will likely never come out and even if it does dream of spring will absolutely never ever in seven hells come out. The current writing trajectory extrapolated to the next book means it will take him about 15 years AFTER winds is released, if it ever is. That's just ludicrous and impossible, he will never survive that long. he's like 10 years older than my fucking dad, and my dad's not exactly young

The only envy of being an underage king. Everyone wants to use you, but this one is the only one where the payout is so worth it.

>someone unironically posted this
I hope it was a woman. Really I do.

do you think the carpet matches the drapes

this one is basically canon

Fuck off redditor bulldyke

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Margaery was the Queen to pass Cersei

You could excuse that one because she wanted Tyrion to report back that she was going to help against the White Walkers though

Its a reddit meme

Shut up you fucking drama queen. He's going to put on winds of winter as soon as the show ends.

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Absolutely

I bet the back garden rug matches too if you catch my drift

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So did the Cersei and Tyrion pact 'leak' amount to anything? It seemed they could go that way after the S7 finale

Funny look back at all of Alt Shit X's theory videos being washed down the drain.

that kind of optimism doesn't belong here. You have to go back.

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I'm not following....

Its from reddit, whose only source of humour is repeating simple shit ad nauseum for upboats

They did it because they wanted to make Cersei a more sympathetic and three-dimensional character.

It's not dust. Emilia just sparkles like that. I hear it's a real pain in the arse to edit out.

This is the most reddit tier belief I've ever heard. Come back to me in a few weeks with some bullshit about how Winds will come out as soon as the next Wildcards anthology is done or whatever the fuck.

You people have been saying to calm down and that Winds is 'almost finished' since fucking 2015.

S1 Cersei was hot.

>master strategist who perceives beyond the ordinary bullshit (saw through Osha)
>meets an inferior army in an open field
The writing has been shit for a long long time.

>My brother died for you.
>Hodor and Summer died for you.
>I almost died for you.

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>Alt Shit X
Didn't he go into full denial mode and claim the Night King was coming back

>it's another Yea Forums discovers an AI chat bot episode

time really is a flat circle

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Westeros has never had slaves. The First Men were the actual first humans in Westeros, eventually made peace with the children of the forest and brought bronze working, the Rhoynar were peaceful in settling at Dorne and marrying into royalty. Only the Andals were succesful conquerors but they were way more technologically advanced and brought steel, religion and knighthood to the continent. Compared to Dany those people were better.

Mods are leftist cucks. Ban soyy, soiboy, cuck (in caps), and dont ban incel. And yet /pol/ still reigns supreme...

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Seasons 1-3 Bran was the most beautiful maid in the seven kingdoms

yes, but just browse his channel for a moment, look at the videos from 2 years ago for example.

>is Varys targarean
>what's up with Jaqen
>will Syrio come back
>are there more dragons
>Horn of Winter
>what are the maesters up to

top kek fucking nothing

>makes literally zero sense
Literally zero? Literally? You should fuck off back to your hugbox, numale.

>le QWEEN of thorns ranked that high
trash

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does Rhaegal qualify?

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Stannis Stannis Stannis Stannis Stannis Stannis Stannis Stannis Stannis Stannis Stannis Stannis

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*steals your hugo*

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>Delete
Backspace

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we're going to put you back in the attic if you keep complaining

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All these theorycrafting spergs got BTFO so hard and I couldn't be happier about it.

Another sensitive stannisfag

Dany will win the iron throne, have a NICE day!

>blah blah blah
I believe it is almost finished, its just that he wont release it until after the show to maximize profits. Its pretty obvious why he would do that.

Sex with her is probably like throwing a broomstick into a stadium
I her pussy looks like the coal mines in yorkshire
I bet my garage door is tighter than her cunt

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>Blackfish on D

TOP FUCKING KEK

>Stannis signing the deal with Bravossi bank with his own blood

BASED

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>He will never put you back

Bolt-on had to have been my favourite. The perfect fine line of fucking retarded and mildly plausible.

THE LAST CONQUER!

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Bigger than GoT?

>pointing out that you sound like a redditor faggot means you're on some arbitrary "side"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Also Jon kills dany. Sorry, dyke. Even fiction has a hard time conforming to your radical marxist worldview.

hah forgot about Varys being a merman lmao

I believe that. I think I'm in love bros.

>She was just a womawn and didn't maake sense

I am shitting myself from laughter

>on account of Oberyn's noxious poisoning
I thought this was debunked

I believe the petals around her rosebud are complementary to the other finery of her maisonette if you're still with me

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>and sheit
Petyr’s been hanging around them Summer Islanders for too long

>one of the most powerful metaphors in the show
>went completely over the normie audience’s heads
We don’t deserve her

why will they do it?

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>GOT
>Game Of Thrones
>Vying for a central seat of power
>Everyone involved has sacrificed everything to the point where they're heirless, barren, bankrupt broken families
The White Walkers genuinely and legitimately should've won. It makes narrative sense.

Nu-wars

Redditors dont even attempt to blend in why the fuck do you even come here

First Men killed a shitload of giants and Children and only made peace to fight the walkers/Others. Dornish conquered Dorne m8, Nymeria's War.

Dany's not taking slaves so that's not a factor, and she'll end that feudal bullshit and pass laws os peasants aren't trampled on by Lords, which is advancement that might even lead to proper industry and democracy later

Why is she the best girl?

Absolute cope. People have been saying he will announce winds release date at the end of a season since season 3. You're deluded and in denial

new:

This reads like a dirty potter video

so what's up with the ching chong ding dong meme?

NEW

>adamdavenport

this is the worst show on television. Maybe the worst show in person he history of television.

fuck u

*Rhoynish

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Dany was so ridiculously hot in the early seasons. Is it just me, or did her wig change color later on? Seemed brighter before.

Sets up "the seed is strong", makes Cersei/Lannisters seem more like complex antagonists than crazy child-murdering villains.

But most likely this is a literal filler scene. When they finished shooting S1 they found they were 93 minutes short and had to write/film scenes that would be easy to shoot (existing sets). This is the origin of several show-only scenes like the Robert/Kingsguard one.

I moved a few around. Arya is shit now and ruined the show but was a really good character seasons 1-3 so i moved her up a bit. Same with Bran, his retardism and magic memes help keep the show interesting

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So? That doesn't prove anything. It makes perfect sense that hebwould wait for the show to end to maximize profits or for some other corporate jew reason.
>at the end of a season since season 3.
Did I say season? No. I said show.
>le cope
You sound like a low T redditor. No wonder you cant read long books

That’s just her leathery crone skin making it look different by contrast

It's plausible that might make sense to boost sales, but only if the fat fuck actually has a book ready.

Wouldn't it be crazy if teenage girls watched the Sansa rape scene and got turned on, totally crazy, I mean can you imagine?

>Cucked thrice by his wife; all of his children are literally "my wife's sons"
>Cucked by the love of his life (who had sworn to marry him) with his greatest enemy (who he thought had kidnapped his supposed bride) - which is equal to a squared cucking
So Robert is the nine-times cuck champion?

New Thread:

This is a tough one. Have you considered the possibility that the change of her environment (Essos to Westeros) has resulted in the sun reflecting her white hair to appear darker since she no longer has a tan to offset her white hair?

Kek

What is she a metaphor for? Asking for a normie friend.

>wheelchair dorne in A
>hodor in A
>Rickon above Arya

Several other problems, but otherwise a pretty good list

>all those unsullied survived outside the walls despite the wight horde steamrolling everyone but the main characters
umm....

Democracy? She legitimately wants to claim her birthright as ruler. You seriously think that she doesn't mean a monarchy and dynasty like her family before her? This whole breaking the wheel shit is counter to her having a birthright. There would be no throne in a democracy or if there was it would have way lesser power, which is something she would never be comfortable with.

>which is advancement that might even lead to proper industry and democracy later
cringe

>Have you considered the possibility that the change of her environment (Essos to Westeros) has resulted in the sun reflecting her white hair to appear darker since she no longer has a tan to offset her white hair?
Hard to say. You might have a point about the change in environment though, in the last two seasons everything has gotten much darker. There seems to be some kind of enforced dress code where everyone has to wear gray or black clothing and most scenes take place in dim lighting.

go check the thermostat in your home and post the number

145

just turn your brain off lmao

I said LATER retard. Doesn't have to happen in 5 or even 20 years, can't educate everyone that fast or get people to accept radical change easy even if they did bend the knee. And might work in a local capacity first instead of kingdom-wide

>Westeros stuck the same way for thousands of years
>someone wants to change it finally after her ancestors made incremental shifts
>cringe
retard

viserys needed more screen time. maybe flashbacks?

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You're not a metaphor for her. She is the symbol of the death of the world. Inanimate creatures aren't alive. Don't worry about a metaphor, what is she talking about? If I look again, this is what it is. She sees what she was looking for. It's beautiful. It can't be possible. What do you need to see? It would never happen. This isn't the way. She's watching me and the world she sees me. She's watching me. Why is she afraid? She's afraid for her life. 154 - She thinks so. 154 - She will die for something I never believed in. She's trying to find meaning in things that no one else wants to hear about herself. She will die for something she never believed in.

>No extensive flashbacks to Viserys molesting Dany
Shame

he was a good boy he dindu nuffin

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He did, he was a tragic weak faggot driven mad by nostalgia and rage.