Who's your favorite manlet actor?

Me? It has to be the full force of my steel-capped toe under his chin

What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do

>tfw same height as James McAvoy
Ngl it feels breddy gud to be a 5'8 chad these days bros. Cant imagine being a 5'4 or 5 turbomanlet tho lol

He'll probably just crawl through the mail slot.

Why are there so much Warwick Davis threads lately?

Dude, average height for WOMEN is 5'9...

Based. Someone post the daughter rape/love pasta

>bounce houses

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Whichever I can throw the farthest.

I'd like to tie Warwick Davis to a ping pong paddle with a rubber band and play paddle ball with his microscopic ass.

5'9" King of Manlets reporting in

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He's literally from a country of giants. Even his dad is taller than him.

Tom Cruise

stephen dorff

It's hilarious how disappointed women become when they realize their crush is a manlet. It does not matter how rich, successful or good-looking you become, they will mock you relentlessly and find someone who qualifies as being a man (6'2"+), not a child.

Height is all that matters.

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>when you're a mediocre 6ft

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Tom Cruise is best manlet.

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Fucking Netherlands should be gassed. Goddamn Snownigger cunts with weak genes.
>tfw 6'1" King Of Manlets
>tfw 6" bonepressed King Of Dicklets
Jdimsa.

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Gary Oldman.
youtube.com/watch?v=LX21fA9wUnE

It’s a fresh new meme, you dumb redditor >:( you’re supposed to play along!

HE'S 5'9 OH NO NO NO NO

i think kit harrington is small but hes nowhere near as small as peter dinklage he's only 4'10 look it up

>i think kit harrington is small but hes nowhere near as small as peter dinklage
are you stupid? he's right there in the picture.

Excuse me id like to speak to the jannies manager.

short guys are not children but they're definitely not men

The average height in that country is 5`11, which is pretty tall but nowhere near giant.

Being short sucks(I’m only 5’10”) but it’s definately not as bad as being ugly. My tall ugly friends have it pretty rough as far as girls go, though they do seem to find pussy occasionally from girls who only date tall guys, those girls tend to be fat though. No idea why fat girls seem to be obsessed with tall guys but they are. Being short and ugly must be the worst though, I’d prolly kms. I have a short ugly friend who is rich and he still struggles pretty hard. He pretty much has to throw money at women and it barely ever works. Meanwhile the ugly tall guys get the fat nasty hoe throwing themselves at them from time to time. Anyway face>height by far but it would be nice to be tall. Thanks for reading my blog

>Netherlands
Theyre from Iceland you idiot

/SplittingWarwickDavisHeadLikeAMelonGeneral/

Why are all of their hands in their pockets?

Kek

Like I give a fuck. All Snowniggers must hang, and their women taken as spoils of war.

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That means there's a sizable about of people who are 5'11"+ though, considering how averages work.

except for the fact that it is not the actor who played 'The Mountain' in that photograph

this looks shopped. There's no way Kit is taller than Warwick

Netherlandians aren't snowniggers, you idiot. Learn the correct slur before you go spouting off, kid.

yes it is.

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

Anything Non-SouthYurop is Nigger-Tier and deserves to be purged.

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y7gbKvps5oo

heard about this earlier, did he get any response to his inquest?

ben shapiro, tom cruise and weev

He totally stole that cuck's wife

Someone post the tweet

Imagine being this tall and having an average dick. Even a 10" would look small on that guy.

prince caspian was a great movie

Me, humilliate him at the roller coaster.

You might as well just say "actor", someone in hollywood over 6' is about as common as manlets in the NBA.

the little guy from pirates of the 'bean

>might as well be a dragon

kills me everytime

kek

I wish I was 183cm or taller

its because kit is much closer to the camera

Haha kit is short we get it. The show can't seem to stop making fun of his height either and its ridiculous since Kit is actually of average height in Britain.
It's fucking stupid how it is accepted in society to make of short guys when most of the time it's their single greatest insecurity and they can't do shit about it no matter how hard they try. When on the other hand fatties get offended when someone is '''''fatshaming''''' and they even got offended at something as mild as fat thor in avengers.
And fatties can do something about their own weight while short guys just have to deal with it for their whole lives and get ridiculed for it even though it's genetic.
It's wrong to judge people based on their heights and mainstream media especially should not say stuff like that.

Its over Yea Forums.

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Warwick has a normal skull

is this real??

thank god we are on 4channel then

twitter.com/WarwickADavis/status/1126250525899538432

Post the virgin midge and chad dwarf.

Daniel Radcliff

imagine kidnapping him and his daughter. you bring them to a secluded location, and strap davis to a chair. "LET US GO!" he says.

His daughter is visibly scared. you approach and grab her. she resists, but it's no use against your average male strength. you take her clothes off till she's just wearing her little panties and a bra. warwick is begging you not to. he starts to tear up, knowing well what's about to happen to his daughter. you rip off her last two pieces of garment until she's standing there completely naked, infront of you and her father.

You can tell she has never been with a man before. You pick her up, and enter her. She's fucking tight. You barely get the tip fully in before she begins to bleed. She screams in pain as you go deeper and deeper. in and out, blood smears further down your shaft as you progress.

As you stretch her virgin pussy out more and more, it gradually becomes easier to penetrate her deeper and faster.
your average sized cock begins poking out of her stomach with every thrust. she still screams out of pain and fear, but now her little midge pussy tells a different story.

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she's dripping love nectar from her cunt and it's gushing down her thighs. warwick is screaming and crying. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! THE POLICE WILL FIND YOU YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU MONSTER"! he says, with tears running down his checks. you return your focus to his daughter, who at this point has completely forgotten her father was in the room.

Her screams and crying has turned into sounds of pleasure and lust. she's never felt so good before in her life. her formerly tight dwarven pussy is now permanently lose. Her pussy, now looking blown out like an arby's roast beef sandwich quivers with each thrust. she's going to cum, and so are you.

as she screams in pleasure, her whole body starts shaking from her orgasm, and as you return your gaze into warwick's red teary eyes, you too orgasm. you flood her now blown out pussy with cum, and drop her onto the floor like the flesh light she is. she's on the ground naked, shaking from the most intense orgasm of her life, cum pooling out of her pussy and now with a bastard in her belly. you leave them in their torture chamber, head home, and begin to prepare for the next day.

TWO MONTHS LATER.

You return to the torture chamber that houses warwick davis and his daughter. as you enter the chamber, warwick is still asleep, and his daughter runs up to you with pure exctasy, looking forward to another day of intese sex with you. She doesn't run as fast, now that she has a bulging belly with your unborn chid inside. Two months of daily sexual conquest on her little freakish dwarven body had taken a toll on her, physically and mentally.

Her pussy and ass is now permanently gaped wide, and on her mind was just one thing: your average sized cock. "oh user im so happy to see you! i've been thinking about you all night. I can feel our baby kicking!" she says to you, as you ignore everything that comes out of her mouth and begin to unzip your pants. your rock hard cock is immediately greeted with an eager sucking. Her eyes and throat, bulging with every breath full of your cock she inhales. you scream to warwick. "HEY, YOU LITTLE FREAKLY MIDGE, WAKE THE FUCK UP!" He is now awake, but merely pretending to be asleep. It's obvious that at this point, Davis wants nothing more than death. He know the life he once had can never return to him, and he knows that anyone that was once looking for him and his daughter had ended their search by now.

You look back down at your cock and see two big brown midget eyes staring back at you. you grab her head and force her off your cock. "Go and slap your father" you say to her. She knows what she must do in order to get the sex she so badly desires. she must follow your command, or go a day without the intense pleasure she craves. Warwick is still pretending to be asleep, the coward.

WAAACCCKKKKKK!

His daughter did not even hesitate. She slapped him so hard he finally woke up and was left with a big red hand print across his face. At this point he was used to this. The physical, verbal, and emotional tourture his daughter puts him through in order to recive sex from her rapist.
She looks back at you, awaiting your look of approval. You give no apparent signs of approval, so she immediately turns around and slaps davis two more times, both harder than the previous. She really wants your cock today. You shake your head in disapproval. "hmm, this just isn't going to cut it anymore". A devilish idea crosses your mind.....

You approach Davis and take his piss drenched pants off. His tiny little cock, buried in pubic hair is given its first taste of fresh air in months. you look to his daughter. "suck it" you tell her. She looks at it with disgust. The look on her face tells you she's almost considering refusal. "Do it". She knows what is going to be denied to her should she refuse your commands. Reluctantly, she puts the tiny itty bitty willy in her mouth. You're surpised by how easy it was to make her suck off her own disgusting little father. Though now a days she doesn't even consider warwick her father, but a mere obstacle constantly in the way of her and her lover. the look on warwick's face as he got erect from his daughter sucking him was priceless. you wish you had a camera on you so you could save this memory forever.

you think she got wet bros?

God his cock is tiny. Even fully erect, it looks to be about the size of a AA battery. You tell the girl to stop sucking her gross father off. she's relieved to be able to finally take that piss tasting prick out of her mouth. "How was it?" you asked her. "Awful." she said. "Take your panties off, and throw it back for him". "You can't be serious!" she says. warwick looks visibly angry, disgusted, and humiliated. "Dead serious". The look in your eyes shows her how serious you are. As she takes off her panties, her visibly large roast flaps dangle freely in the air. every step she takes they slap against her thighs. She bends over and inserts him into her. Warwick is squirming like crazy, screaming and crying. this is the worst thing a father could ever live through, and you're glad it got to be davis that experienced this.

As she inserts his tiny cock in her, you take great note on her facial expression. You can tell she can't feel him at all. How could she? She was stretched out by your 5 inch cock, and her pussy is now permanently gaped to twice the diameter of warwick's dick. She doesn't seem to mind the fact she's fucking her own father. it just seems like a chore for her to get out of the way so she can be railed by you, her rapist/lover. "How does it feel?" you ask her, while she rides her father. It's clear that despite her former father's best wishes, she has no desire to ever be with another dwarf. Their tiny pricks could never satisfy her holes now that you've ravaged them. From this point on it's only full sized men for her and her roast flaps.

"How do you like his cock"? "Does it make you feel good"? you ask her. "No". "How come?" "He's so small". Those words warwick has heard all his life. They always stung. Every girl he ever loved, every girl ever wanted always told him that sooner or later, only this was the first time it was about his cock, and to hear it come from his own daughter broke something inside of him. He looked dead.

certainly not Warwick Davis
I want to kick him in the throat until he gargles his own blood
freaky little inhuman

Massively underrated

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7 YEARS LATER.

You make your long awaited return to that old torture chamber that once held David Warwick and his once beautiful daughter. These were the very first torture subjects you kidnapped, a life time ago when you were just a novice torturer. You expect to be greeted once again by that feisty little gnome woman that you fucked countless times all those years ago, only you're faced with dead silence and a darkly lit room. You see the fully decayed corpse of David Warwick, still strapped to that chair. you take a good long look at his skull, and it brings you the utmost satisfaction. That little fucking midge finally got what was coming to him. you turn on the lights only to be faced with a pile of dead babies. each horribly deformed. These were once your offspring, even for the brief moments they were alive.
There must be 9 or 10 of them. you didn't really give enough of a shit to count. Staring at you from the other side of the room was her, your little fleshlight. The years have not been kind to her physically and mentally. All the pregnancies, miscarriages, and being forced to star at her dead babies and the bones of her former father toke a serious toll on her.

Reminder you would be as tall as hit arm pit. (so would I but yeah)

You can just tell

kek

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Mfw people exist that can't read this and realise they're just being fucked with and actually consider it a valid threat.

Reminder: Warwick has, can and will triangulate your location and confront you in your school and will publicly embarrass you. Bear that in mind next time you think of writing one of your sick, sex-torture stories involving him on here. Alright?

youtube.com/watch?v=QFKJx8NQ9dI

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have some dignity and post the unphotoshopped version

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NOT AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

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isn't this the midge from that one episode of southpark?

Her belly was long and bloated from the 7 years of pregnancy, her pussy didn't look like a pussy. it looked like a mangled corpse. god knows how loose she was now, after popping out 10 babies. her eye lids were droopy, and her skin was saggy and dry. the few remaining hairs on her head were snow white, and nails were yellow, black, and way too long. She starts screaming like a banshee. She starts to sprint twoards you, For a moment you fear for your safety, but she runs right past you and slams face first into the wall. All these years of living in total darkness has blinded her.

You begin to question why you returned here in the first place. 7 years of neglecting the subjects, why return now? Maybe you hoped for some closure, or did you want sex with that beautiful little midget you once knew? As you begin to turn around and leave the chamber, you feel something on your leg, then CHOMP. THE LITTLE WHORE BIT YOUR FUCKING ANKLE. You try to shake her off but she has an iron grip. you waddle over to the wall and raise your leg up, slamming the little freak into the wall to try and get her off. BAM. BAM. BAAAAMMM. thre times you slam her against the wall and she finally lets go. she's on the floor gasping for air. the last slam knocked the wind out of her tiny little lungs. you raise your leg and stomp on her chest as hard as you can. CRUNCH! She's panicking and gasping for air. you caved in her chest with almost no effort. You decide to have a little fun before you remove these subjects and clean this torture chamber to make room for your next victim.

7 years with hardly any food or water has turned her crazy and brittle. you wonder how she's even still alive. you have to assume she's been eating rats and bugs for the last 7 years straight. how she was getting water, you have no clue. as she lies there on the ground, inches away from death, you stop on her hands until they look like rubber. Her screams only entice you to hurt her more. "STUPID FUCKING MIDGE BITCH" you say, as you grab her by the legs, lift her over your head, and slam her down onto the ground. Black and yellow teeth roll around and bounce off the concrete floor.

As you walk past her mangled corpse, you give warwick davis's bones a good kicking, just for old times sake. Goodbye, Warwick. You thought too yourself.

You got everything you ever deserved.

Hiroshimoot isn't as dumb as we think

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youtube.com/watch?v=b6H5ZDUwVSI
lmao

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I would hypothetically love to bludgeon a midget actor to death using his two deformed gremlin children as clubs

Tom Cruise

GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS

Either the guy who played Mickey on Seinfeld, or the black midget guy from Bad Santa

>5'11"
>pretty tall

Are you Vietnamese?

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Do they live in a tiny house or is it a normal house they think is a mansion? Seems like a comfy life, swimming about in the bath and exploring the vast acres of your otherwise average garden

4' vs 3'11"

user sort yourself out please

I just want to stand over his bloody body grinning

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Dubs and the midget police shut down Yea Forums.

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Yeah, he was based on him.