How come he's such a good actor? Black magic? The dark arts?
How come he's such a good actor? Black magic? The dark arts?
Kevin Rodriguez
Jackson Brown
based white man
Kevin Stewart
He's talented.
Shame that he joined the capeshit express though.
Connor Morales
Well, those are the only movies with any budget and advertising and backing these days. Can you name any other movies besides cape shit in the past few years that seemed even a little important? Superhero movies are the only things that make any money at the theater anymore. Its sad.
Ryan Myers
Fuck yes my dude
Eli Baker
act
Brody Flores
he is an autist trapped in chad's body, like the Goose. Have you ever seen an interview with Jake G? He would be seen as an awkward incel if he didn't look the way he did
Jeremiah Miller
more importantly, how does he have such good hair?
Kevin Morris
Uhh he's actually Jewish. Jews are white when necessary, but not when a white incel says they're white.
Jack Phillips
white jews are white. middle eastern jews are middle eastern. black jews are black
Matthew Butler
he has no ashkenazi blood.
Thomas Anderson
Retard
Gavin Adams
says the retard
Brandon Jackson
Jews are a race, not religion.
Austin Johnson
no they're a religion
Noah Campbell
some jews are good jews, just accept it
Jack Gutierrez
Who the fuck cares about money, man. I'm quite certain that all of the movies, broadway plays and other things Jake has been doing will completely suffice for his level of life.
Unless you want to have 4 15m $ villas across the world, then sure.
I understand, of course. It's a nice buck and the movies are okay and generally it might help him or at least he will have fun shooting them but still I hoped he would never jump on the train.
Owen King
Nope. The Ashkenazi are East Europeans whose ancestors converted to Judaism about 800AD. The rest are just Middle Easterners of various people. Not a race despite the cult.
Ian Perez
Also this.
Caleb Gomez
Why would he not make a marvel movie they print money, the shits probably easy as fuck compared to any other roles he would do and hes most likely making bank on it. Also stop pressing enter after every sentence you fucking reddit faggot and I don't want to hear the excuse "b-but muh formatting, its e-easier for people to read" bullshit.
Xavier Baker
Its probably a wig.
Landon Davis
eh he's fine
Aiden White
I'll press enter how many times I want nigga.
And to answer the question - for the principle of not making money for a ever-growing-conglomerate that serves to peddle products and not art?
Xavier Wright
>Gyllenhaal
Dude he’s a fucking Ikean.
Cooper Rogers
his father is scandinavian, his mother is jewish. so in the eyes of jews he's jewish, in the eyes of antisemites he's moshe dayan
Joshua Cox
jews are naturals at pretending and lying.
Camden Barnes
his dad is swedish and part of a swedish christian cult
Brandon Morgan
Based af.
Colton Moore
Gavin Rodriguez
He seems normal to me, and funny.
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James Peterson
>Prisoners
>Enemy
>Nightcrawler
>...
>...
>...
>capeshit
What the fuck happened?
Isaiah Myers
What a handsome dude
Jordan Robinson
This thread was a setup for this kind of shitposting. Samefagging galore up in here too.
Ryan Torres
Idk why people are acting like this is all he’s going to do anymore. He did bubble boy and prince of Persia for fucks sake. Jake is just a based actor who seems to like working and takes on all kinds of roles.
Joshua Cook
No, I am "European" jewish. I don't consider you part of my race.
Jacob Russell
Why are you such a faggot? Nigger magic?
Andrew Watson
Ashkenazi are a group genetically distinct from us. They are not white nor are they european, they are jews.
Logan Rivera
David Fisher
if you're gonna be that lazy why even reply
Carson Lewis
>from us
>us
Lmao
Jose Lewis
What the fuck are you talking about. He is awesome
youtube.com
Christian Martinez
He learnt from the best
Jacob Long
>can be detected in DNA
>not a race
Jacob Ward
Absolute fucking k i n o
Elijah Rivera
Name a more talented duo, I dare you.
Nicholas Scott
canonically are both. that's why it's so hard to convert to any of the more orthodox sects (like, you can't just throw on black clothes and a silly had and grow your peyots out and a beard and go live in south williamsburg with the hasidim) - best you can be, ultimately, is a "ger" - a goy who follows the customs and the culture, but are still nontheless non-jewish due to the matrilineal descent thing. You think you can just start saying you're jewish one day and then suddenly have access for a birthright trip to Israel? fuck no. them even opening it up to people with jewish grandmothers (i.e. father is a jew but mother is a shiksa) is playing loose with the rules.
If you're not matrilineally descended from the people who were there at the brit - the covenant - you are not considered jewish. On the flip side, jews will still consider you jewish if you have a jewish mother but consider yourself an atheist or whatever, or convert to something else. Just a wayward jew.
t. kike
Nolan Thomas
Classic Paul Dano!!!
Isaiah Stewart
extremely based
Noah Gutierrez
Just fuck him in the ass already
John Robinson
No, I've noticed this is common among the newer crops of Hollywood actors. Ford, Franco and Pine and many others who are "Jews" because they have like one jewish ancestor on their mom's side, but genetically they are like 95% European. Jake is much the same. They absolutely use this to their advantage just because of their industry. Many such cases!
Owen Cox
Jake pls, we know you post here
Bentley Johnson
It’s his bushy eyebrows and gay eyes.
Cameron Walker
Fuck my man Jake's got sick hair, totally jell
Aiden White
Very legal and very cool!
Gavin Harris
Jewish superiority.
Andrew James
>Oy vey, sure my Ashkenazi friend, you guys and Sephardi are all the same, now open border please.
Gabriel Lopez
ford?
Leo Parker
Cool it with the pro-Semitism.
Jaxon Anderson
Harrison Ford is technically Jewish enough because his mom was Jewish. But look at him, he's European and doesn't look Jewish at all.
Lincoln Jackson
Jake should play Long John Silver
Zachary Johnson
...
Levi Cox
It's not. It's real.
Connor Lewis
I wish I had this beard genetics
Jason Wright
based retard
Brandon Walker
ok, ethiopian jews aren't black, they're jews?
Isaac Williams
seriously, are these guys niggers or kikes for you?
Kayden Robinson
I absolutely love him, I think he's incredible, and I would watch a movie just because he's in it, he's that good. But this meme is just SO STUPID, and means absolutely nothing, that I almost can't watch something with him in it, and see his face without just thinking in my head "...classic".
What does it even mean??? It's NONSENSE, and has nothing to do with him, whatsoever. It is literally the dumbest thing in the entire universe. Paul Dano did nothing to provoke it or anything, he has no control over it and has influenced it in no way. Fucking Yea Forums is so dumb but damn it they live rent free in my brain. It's so absurd you almost have to respect it.
Sebastian Ward
He's never really been in the tippy-top tier, so he has stayed motivated and hungry.
Jayden Reyes
That hairline in 100% real. There's a chance he has a partial like Ted Danson had, but I don't think so. He got all the good genes.
Jordan Johnson
>>Paul Dano reportedly stayed in character during the filming of 12 Years a Slave. This led to a number of awkward interactions with the predominantly black cast and the film's director, who is also black. According to lead actor Chiwetel Ejiofor, Dano took to calling the black actors "minstrel niggers" and would feign a stereotypical slave accent when conversing with director Steve McQueen, calling him "massa" and "boss nigger".
Daniel Roberts
Girls, especially asian girls, very often tell me I look like him (mfw that cute group of chinese exchange students that just showed me his wikipedia page on their phone because they couldn't into English). I don't even think I look like him but eh, as long as it means I look handsome I don't mind, it's not like they told me I look like his sister
Jack Walker
>Can you name any other movies besides cape shit in the past few years that seemed even a little important?
Are you for real?
Cooper Turner
Jake was set to replace Tobey in Spider-Man, starred in Prince of Persia, The Day After Tomorrow, Southpaw, and Life... he's been trying to have conventional movie star cache for ages, but he's pre-Pirates Johnny Depp. Wildly more gifted as an actor, yes, but best suited to projects that let him really invest dramatically, not being the next Tom Cruise or whatever. Playing a villain in a superhero movie is totally the right call if he wants to do this.
Brody Harris
Anthony Reyes
Well he is a member of the Illuminati. And he is talented
Kevin Williams
How in the actual fuck can you be sitting here complaining about Jake Gyllenhaal in capeshit?
That puts him in the same company as such shit tier actors as *checks notes*
Marlon Brando
Gene Hackman
Jack Nicholson
Ian Mckellen
Willem Dafoe
Robert Redford
Anthony Hopkins
Richard E Grant
Jeff Bridges
Cate Blanchett
Michael Douglas
Austin Brown
He has a really long midface
Hunter Peterson
Forgot to post image
Blake Gonzalez
wipe out