Movies about an elf falling in love with you?

Movies about an elf falling in love with you?

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BRIGHT.

Movies about Picasso Jaheira falling in love with you?

There isn't one. I haven't been in any movies.

Literally shit tier
Viconia is where its at

ALRIGHT LISTEN TO ME YOU KNIFE EARED PIECE OF SHIT

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what an annoying bitch. i normally killed her. would nice to have an option to give her to my wife viconia as a fuck toy though

Look at this fucking chad

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>viconia

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>viconia

gross

is it him or the other guy that gets cucked?

At one point in the game you can take him back to his home to see his wife and children. You can either let him stay there forever, give him a one week leave, or ask him to leave with your party immediately. He will do whatever you ask. I always give him the 1 week leave because he is too powerful to leave my party forever.

him but you can get his wife hanged for it which is obviously the best choice

Half-elf.

Based.

Huehue

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I bet she unironically pegged Khalid

his wife is fucking a dude on the side. i think you can kill them both now that i think about it. i always let the guy live and killed the wife. its not hos fault the women is a whore

He gets cucked but he imprisons his whore wife and hangs the asshole if you don't interfere.

The wife gets imprisoned. Sir Whatshisname gets hanged.

based. lawfull good=/= lawfull nice

Movies about a close relative falling in love with you?

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im sure there is a way to kill the wife...

based
jaheira is for people with mommy issues

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Keldorn wants to genocide the whole sahuagin race. He's figuratively Hitler in plate armor.

ok lets see it

>me
>viconia
>edwin
>korgan
>jan
>rotating slot for completing npc side quests

its a crime that shes not a thief/cleric

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I kinda like Mazzy too, and Imoens voice gets me diamonds

The sahuagin are all evil though. Remember that Paladins can detect that shit.

>imoen
>not sarevok

no way fag

Viconia and Jaheira both suck compared to the Stacy Viconia.

Best Personality
Best Cleric
Hottest

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You elves are all the same all flash and no fury!

>tfw no shortstack faux-paladin gf

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But what if Drizzt was a shark man.

Seconded, Sahuagin live to kill and eat surfacers. I loved double crossing them down below and genociding them all and getting all the loot.

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Remember that Paladins can detect that shit.

>the midge stabs in the back from the shadows
Truly the most disgusting of races

such a mischaracterization

>literally the only reason the sahuagin don't immediately start trying to tear you apart is because of some stupid prophecy and the fact that their king is an inbred retard embroiled in a civil war
>prophecy says the chosen ones will come along to end the civil war and reuinite their people
>what it fails to mention is that the chosen ones will immediately genocide the entire city and plunder the coffers after

Works for me desu.

>all her endings are bad
fug

is this BG2 or the original? Should I play 2 only, or do I have to play both?

'Youkuso! Sukebe elf no mori'

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Where's Aerie?

>Not breeding this underage elf slut

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arie is like 16 years (in elf years) you wanna go to prison?

Nigga every woman in the party falls in love with you. Even Imoen probably

Makes me wanna replay and take her along

>enhanced edition

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>it's a zoomer attempts to play a crpg episode

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>i always let the guy live and killed the wife
i think that's the cuckiest thing you could do

Elves are literally useless. Their only worth is cooking, cleaning, and bearing half-human children.

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why? he didn't promise to stay faithfull to a holy crusader and then let someone ravish his holes.

>baldurs gate plens
get on my level

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14 is legal where I live so good luck with that.

Not canon.

It's literally a crimie to fuck a nobleman's wife, retard.

What the fuck kind of condoms are those?

Agreed. BG and BG2 are overrated; just play Planescape Torment and be happy.

Half elf you mong

>white guy with dreadlocks
No.

Why did this shifty chinamen have to betray? Why?

Killing the dragons was the most fun part of this game.

What was that one warhammer that was several pieces you has to retrieve to make but once you did it was unstoppable with damage?

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>Companions only you like

He's fucking based. Stalker initiating is devastating too. This nigga with Celestial Fury backstabs.

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>tfw no action wizard game where you cast baldurs gate level 9 tier spells in real time
why do video games fucking suck

*higher elemental swarm*
*greater whirlwind*
The reign of men ends here.

>getting your wife plowed by strange men so often you have to make a law punishing it with death
now that's cucked

It's also how it was IRL.

For me, it's Druid Daniel Jackson of SG1.

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She sees the light, experiences true love, gets boned by a demigod (Charname) and has a kid. That's a good enough end, no one lives forever.

adultery has been considered a bad thing for like 10000 years my dude

my point stands

>tfw child me only played Icewind Dale 1&2 and imprinted on them despite their lack of story and characterization
>tfw remembering trying to make waifus out of Sherincal and Madae despite the lack of material
They're fun and beautiful games but life would be better if they'd had the depth of other isometric RPGs.

nothing personnel kid

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Imagine being such a weakling that you need laws to protect yourself from theft, robbery, and murder.

Jaheira best waifu. Everyone who disagrees is either a tranny or an incel.

Hopefully not that fuckin elf

Which is why this cuckold shot is so strange. There was a post on reddit from a cuckold sub talking about finding his wife's bull is pozz and shit.

Our world is falling apart.

>Playing talking simulator

bleh

*sets two dozen traps at your feet, summons sword spiders and casts a fireball at you from out of sight range*

Crom Faeyr
BG2 is not really game you have to minmax like a faggot to enjoy and Valygar is one of the worst NPCs as far as personality and banter and interactions with the rest of the party go.

> Boring NPC the companion

Dark or High elves

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Everyone hates Haer'Dalis. I love him. He's ridiculously OP tho.

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I'm gonna get a 3 day for this thread lol, at least it got to stay up for a while

*latches onto you even as her husband's corpse is still warm*
yike, anyone who doesn't see the creepiness in this is deranged.

From our ashes something much greater will be born.

hes actually very likable why do you think people hate him? only arie fags hate him because he cucks them

DUDE

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I never got over her dying in the end so I closed my heart off love forever.

She's hot, but she's like a nagging needy mother. She takes fucking forever to level up also.

At least Aerie gets good in ToB and matures a bit.

why is Jaheira in BG1 way prettier?

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nigga u blind, bg1 jaheira looks like a homely persian woman - bg2 jaheira looks like katheryn winnick

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Who would play Aerie?

>Muh drow slut
>Muh damaged goods ex-wing waifu

Zoinks!

Iran?

Jaheira, Viconia, and Imoen are in BG1 and BG2. There are no romance options in BG1, but it is the better game (contrary to popular opinion). It's well worth it to run through both.

Anya Taylor Joy

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Actually good choice.

You're a chad demi-god, why wouldn't they?

BG1 with Tales of The Sword Coasts expanion -> Import character to BG2 with Throne of Bhaal

The best Single player experience I've ever had honestly.

It's one hell of a journey. If you play 4 hours a day it will take a full month easily. Take your time to pick a class and party constellation you really want.

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You can tame the drow slut and the so-called damaged goods gives you a baby.

kidnapping a noble drow daughter and aspiring priestess before she takes the demon dick and domesticating her with big humie cock

No he doesn't. He simply act nice to her and the kids, take them out to the zoo, etc. He himself say he's not fucked tge wife and doesn't intend toand that he only stands around because Keldorn neglects them because hes entirely focused on the order and his wife looked miserable. If Keldorn make up with his family he step off gracefuly.

Any movies about elves giving you the fuck and the suck?

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Is EE decent? I am stuck with a shitty netbook with a resolution that no high res UI mod supports, so I was thinking about playing EE