Defective Flopachu

Cam when?

Surprised by this. I thought this would make 1.5 billion easy.

>makes LESS than Shazam on Thursday previews

yikes

Can anybody tell me why this failed critically, commercially, emotionally, technologically, and morally?

it came out ten years too late. is this a Sony production?

>Releasing movies anywhere near Endgame
it's what you deserve

>negroid protag
>surprised it flops in china

Chinese don't like mutts. Who knew?

STEP ASIDE FOR SONIC KINO

How do I stream this movie illegally?
Movie4k doesn't work.
t. Internet is Neuland für uns alle

>word of mouth is just ok

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Yea Forums does it again

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It's ok, everyone in Japan will probably see it.

I dont think it will fail, but they absolutely fucked up the time. Why it didnt came out in the middle of popularity of pokemon go? Why no new game for switch? No detective pikachu remake for switch? nothing!

The only thing ive seen is some 711 pikachu themed and thats all.

because no one cares about Pokemon

ESPECIALLY not so close to Endgame

it's pretty clear that it's just one autist making all of these to shitpost with himself

user... did no one tell you?

it's been out in Japan for 2 weeks and they didn't

>Bigger than Titanic
>flop

Damn. Japan and China sure don't like black people, huh.

I guess their dislike of brack gaijin overrode the love of Pokemon

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT CHINA. This is the death of cinema, catering to chinks is a fucking disgrace

Based.

this, niggers are not universally liked, unlike caucasian protags. its ingrained on a primal instinctual level.

DC/WB fags do, did you forget how happy they were after China saved Aquaman?

Pokemon is big on Japan and Korea, not fucking commie China

>Cast negroid
>flop
wew who'll have tought
>B-But Black Panther!
That's blackspotation and everybody was black but with a marvel logo on it.

Please tell me someone screencapped all the stupid fucking morons who said this was gonna be huge.

did you only read the OP and not the thread?

Wait so Pikachu(Ryan Reynolds) was his father put in there byMewTo?

I'm genuinely shocked how Yea Forums can be so wrong so often

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stupid fucking cuck shill

Aren't you guys jumping the gun a little? Didn't the film just come out today?

It looks like shit, dude

PIKACHAD!!!

The thing is people were predicting that Pikachu would dethrone Avangers with 80M weekend, but at the moment it looks like it will make around 40-50 million if it's lucky. That's a huge drop.

>responding to trolls

Remember that retard that that made thread after thread claiming IT was going to be a huge flop? He kept it up for weeks.

It did practically the same as Shazam on day 1.

But how is not beating Endgame flopping?

His dad was white?

>Release it this close to Endgame
>No new Pokemon products coming about to get people to care about the IP
>Live action CGI
>A talking Pikachu that doesn't sound cute
>Ugly protags

ah yes, this thread reminds me of those countless d.c. baby , or whoever, threads about how that flavour of the week movie won’t break x amount or will flop or whatever. guess what: although capshitter were so certain, it never happened. their predictions are worthless. just like /pol/, Yea Forums is always wrong.
>inb4 angry polerinas kvetching
lel, have sex

yepp main guy is mixed, his mother is very black

>Oh, bing bao bong!!! You go bankrupt now!!

Yeah, Justice Smith himself is mixed, so there's no reason to think movie!Tim isn't.

>Retards on here were saying it'd be huge in Japan and China
Lmao, it's tracking less than Shazam in the US too, this will be lucky to make more than $450m

it actually made less money than Shazam, take that however you want but if this shit makes less than a literally who like Shazam then I hope everyone goes to see it this weekend, otherwise it doesn't look too good

>The thing is people were predicting that Pikachu would dethrone Avangers
either you have schizophrenia and by people you mean the voices in your head or you’re blatantly lying.

Yea Forums said it would flop

I don't think it need to make more than that to be successful. Capeshit seriously fucked up definition of box office success.

Kat Newton a cute.

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>detective PIKACHU
>actually not a special pikachu, just the mutts dad put into a pokémon by mewtwo
>evolves into raichu at the end
who writes this shit?

i was gonna watch it but then i read the spoilers
i'll wait for the webdl

Especially considering Detective Pikachu was made on less than half the budget of Endgame.

Fucking lel, this came 15 years too late. Only toddlers and manchild autists take Pokemon serious.

you’re an utter manchild.
the cool guy persona makes the film the least bit, who wants a cute pika pika pikachu except
>ugly protags
yes, bland good looking manga anime whatever fantasies would be better....

>the mutts dad put into a pokémon by mewtwo
Is this real?

>evolves into raichu at the end
Don't know where you got your spoilers from, but that's incorrect.

Pokémon is still a multibillion dollar franchise. You just outgrew it.

The fact that a new movie in CGI was coming should have been enough to gather interest, everywhere I've been has been shitting on it and saying that they would rather watch Detective Pikachu.

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>Chinese box office
>doesn't like a Japanese IP with a black / mixed / whatever lead
Shhhhhhhhhhhhocking.

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fucking CAPERNAUM is #3 in china and made 35 mil??? first green book now this is china getting on the woke train or what?

Yes

Wait til you see the- oh no no no
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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i watched the movie myself?
the entire movie is the ash evolution conundrum where his pikachu is special and he doesn’t want it to evolve
once he finds out it’s his dad he realizes the bond will always be there so he lets pikachu evolve to defeat mewtwo

I don't even care about Pokemon, these are just the reasons i've heard from my normie friends who are super into pokemon.

sure

you don't say

>ignores the constant pikashit weeks old spamming shitting on the avengers

And that's nothing, on twitter there were faggots saying Pikachu would dethrone Endgame, even the director of Kong Skull Island gave them a like

But why would the dad have the wisecracking personality of Ryan Reynolds?

Yep.

he looks like the meme images drawn of mutts wtf

That's not what happens

That's not what happens though. What is the motive of coming on Yea Forums and telling lies about seeing a movie you didn't?

>autists on twitter
>autists on Yea Forums
so nobody, got it

Because the dad is Ryan Reynolds. Tim's mixed.

I hear people saying this but I thought the chinks liked Will Smith and his film did good there.

*did well
films aren’t jesus

But why don’t they recognize each other?

The death of cinema was when Jews started shoehorning their globalist nigger tranny agenda into everything.

>awful cgi
>20 years late
>no hype
>no marketing
>factually ugly protag regardless of race
>no coherent story from the trailers

it comes off as nothing more than product placement with no thought going into it other than
>MAYBE A POKEMON MOVIE WILL SELL WELL???

>either you have schizophrenia and by people you mean the voices in your head or you’re blatantly lying.
fuck off shill.

Here's an article from march which says 75+

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It needed 20 years of inflation and 60,000 Chinese screens to beat Titanic. That's pathetic.

Who in their right mind would name their son 'Justice'

His dad is Ryan Reynolds

why the repost?

Dilate

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wow, one whole article?? from an obscure online rag? you sure showed me.
have sex.

>put half negro as lead
>"why did it flop in China?"

Mewtwo also wiped Pikachu's memory. And Tim's been estranged from his father for years, he only came back because his dad was supposed to be dead

unlike you i have sex regularly

Gimme your address

no surprise
It's kinda anecdotal.. but anyway..
I don't watch a lot of movies in the theater, but the ones I do almost always end up successful. that said pikachu was not on my radar at all.

I highly rec scrolling all the way to her early insta posts desu

Leftists are known for being massive virgins though lmao

In the ass I assume because no one wants to fuck an inverted penis lmao

>brings up /pol/ for literally no reason
Talk about obsessed.
Leftists are perpetually assdamaged lmao

are you a retard? The article is quoting box office pro.

I watched it today, it's a very thoroughly meh movie. It's visually very good though but the lead actor was bad, the plot and dialogue were mediocre.
I definitely see it not having any legs.

Seething nincels lmao
It’s garbage

>Pulling Shazam numbers and has a way bigger budget
Yikes.

>muh leftists!!
lel, you’re an adamant leftist then?

YOU OK PIKACHU?

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Serious question why do people here care how much shitty movies like this and marvel stuff make? Is it some kind of nerd version of supporting a sports team?

i have a mac book pro

yes it is
my movie made more money than your movie. that's the gist of it

it’s the same autists who spam ps4 sales figures on Yea Forums all day errday

There's literally no point in watching this movie on cam when the entire point is seeing the detailed CGI on the Pokemon.

This board is now about blockbusters and sales figures and Game of Thrones and it's a tragedy

There r plenty of sites foo. 123movies

Movie just came out yesterday, there's not even a cam yet AFAIK.

dont stream, just torrent it.

Will this put an end to mutts as leads?

Because they haven't been brainwashed to. Nobody likes niggers without being brainwashed to.

Ich sehe dich, bro. Google mal reddit piracy general, die haben da ne gute Sammlung von links zu streamseiten. Natürlich auf Englisch nä aber DA DU HIER BIST wird das jawohl kein Problem sein.

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Not likely.
Jews will take the financial hits in stride while they push their agenda. Not kidding, that's how much they hate white people.

>piracy streaming
I want plebs to leave.

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suck it snyder

>Release it this close to Endgame
It was Disney that moved Endgame closer to it and Shazam, so they could bury them both.
It's the kike philosophy of, It's not enough that i should win, everyone else must be destroyed.

fucking manchildren. fuck who gives a shit about pokemon in fucking 2020. fucking normalfags

Lmao I pirated Alita. No way I was paying for that trash

no, it was released at that time because Infinity War released around the same time

have sex

People don't like non Disney movies. It's just the way it is.

word of advice, filter the word "Alita", you'll thank me later

I hope you at least got the somewhat decent camrip we have, and not the 1XBET trash. This movie deserves the highest of quality. mega.nz/#!LBFnCIgB!BfED7Af2CAsV0ZvAeoaN1muFXN4oHYQzLS7JZ0Ahfwk

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Don't laugh because you're next

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>from March
Jesus christ no wonder you fucking retards are never right about anything

>but at the moment it looks like it will make around 40-50 million if it's lucky
Go outside

Based

G2014 made over 90 mill opening weekend

I highly doubt it will do less

Sorry the truth upsets you so much but facts don't care about your feelings

I just noticed that's and unown shirt

>2014
That's the important part. Go look up how "well" Kong did

it did well enough to continue the monsterverse

whats your point

Kong made more than Godzilla 2014

>A talking Pikachu that doesn't sound cute
fuck you he's adorable

they deserve it for trying to shoehorn a poc as the main character. that shit doesn't fly in asian countries

Sometimes I think /pol/tards are obsessed with re-creating the 2016 election they turn to movies doing better than other movies as some sort of moral victory, well guess what, one fucking movie about a mouse beat another movie made by another fucking mouse. LOLOLOL BASED UND REDPILLED xDDD

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Living in the past is all they have now

why do asians like whites so much?

h a v e s e x