Protagonist is nearing thirty but is yet to have sex or experience a romantic relationship

>protagonist is nearing thirty but is yet to have sex or experience a romantic relationship

What kind of movies feature this kind of character?

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I saw one movie, I can't remember the name but the protagonist ended up going outside for once instead of posting the same shitty thread over and over. fuck I wish I could remember what it was called!

What happened to him after he went outside?

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He jumped off a bridge

science-fiction

Shrek

Absolutely nothing he got cock blocked by his friends or randoms and now doesn't have any friends and still lives at home
It's like 500 days of summer with no gfs

D-did he survive?

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500 days of feels

No. Wanna know how I know?
I was that guy

Shrek got a thicc bbw tomboy ogre/oni gf literally my fetish and he's based in my book
>mfw too depressed to kill myself because I know what it would do to my mum
Plan is to an hero by the time she's dead if I don't have a waifu
Don't u dare post that expectations VS reality

i dunno. i'm almost 26 and its not too bad.

>OH NO I’VE NVER HAD SEX FEEL BAD FOR ME
Grow up

>go outside
>still no gf
wtf.............

should of said "have sex", would've made it a real 10/10 zinger. ya beefed it

Based at least it would feel good to fly for a second
T.

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he became a beta cuck provider for a 45yo mother of 4

I like to watch The Long Goodbye when i feel like this

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>go outside
>no girls interested
>go back inside and fap to bbws and my mum
Could be worse I suppose
Sick of being friendzoned and 28 sexless virgin though

you have to find her secret hiding place first

>fap to bbws and my mum
based