>YO user! Sorry to hear you're not able to come to the Baywatch themed college graduation ceremony! But judging by how much you creep over girls in the lecture hall, you'd terrify them now!
>*All girls in unison* Teeeee-heeeee! Chad, that's so mean!
YO user! Sorry to hear you're not able to come to the Baywatch themed college graduation ceremony! But judging by how...
Juan Lopez
Cooper Powell
id feed, but not seed
Samuel Cox
look. I neeed to have sex with you. Im not asking.
Samuel Bennett
Oops, meant to post this
Dominic Peterson
Why would you make this stupid thread? What the fuck is the point of it? This shit is absolutely retarded.
I'm just trying to understand your motivation. Is it a cuck thing? Are you supposed to be the cuck? Literally no one would ever be in this situation you made up, yet you typed that all up anyway and made this thread.
Can you just explain to me why?
William Gutierrez
>Teeeee-heeeee! Chad, that's so mean!
If you're going to shitpost at least don't be retarded about it. Women don't say shit like that in response to Chad. They'd just laugh.
Blake Cruz
>no hips tranny
dead-at-childbirth/10
Ethan Young
>the Baywatch themed college graduation ceremony
This is what boomers think today's kids are like.
Jack Richardson
Hips and ass of a little boy
Jose Bailey
I just posted a bunch of pro-Trump propoganda all over my social media accounts, get ready to make me famous >:(
Daniel Nelson
Owen Russell
Not him but pretty sure it's a cuck thing or incel bait.
Bentley Brooks
Imagine getting showered with attention and praise purely for existing.
Easton Rivera
GOD
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Nathaniel Sanders
PLANK
Cameron Butler
I'd hate it. Generally don't enjoy praise in the form of words.
Jaxon Diaz
>Chad whiteknighting
Nice try
Caleb Parker
William Parker
i used to get those gigs, standing out on fucking Michigan avenue in front of a Abercrombie. worst ever.
Henry Richardson
>Australians
DROPPED
Jackson Thompson
Why are women who are self-aware of their “hotness” so boring and unappealing? (For me)
Alexander Johnson
>college graduation
Thinking about skipping mine but I'd be the first in my family to get a degree
Evan Hernandez
itt: things that never happened
Charles Ramirez
Why are you on Yea Forums if you’re good looking and have abs? I sure as shouldn’t wouldn’t be posting here.
Jace Rodriguez
you know these guys are usually homo, right?
Chase Cook
truth, she needs meat on those bones
that body is pedobait
Connor Roberts
Sure as shit*
Jacob Ortiz
Incel cope
Carson Gonzalez
>no tits
>no ass
>no hips
>derpface
this woman is an 8/10 on her best day.