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> (Episode 5) On Dragonstone, Varys betrays Tyrion to Dany in order to save himself.
>Gendry and a team of crack smiths forge Drogon some armour which allows Dany to burn Euron’s fleet, but it looks shit like Mace Tyrell’s.
> The Hound gets halfway to kings landing when a chicken crosses the road. Arya cannot get him to carry on. He just keeps muttering ‘fucking chickens,’ and runs off after it into the forest where he is eaten by Nymeria’s wolfpack. Cleganebowl cancelled.
> Arya is about to assassinate Cersei, but Euron appears. Euron somehow knows she isn’t a servant girl, and kills her.
> Arya’s corpse is taken to the walls by Euron to taunt Jon Snow. Grey Worm fucks up Harry Strickland by flashing him his gaping fleshpocket.
> Jaime fights and kills Euron, using his golden hand to bash in Euron’s skull, but he is wounded. He makes it to the Red Keep to find Cersei, who is planning to burn the city down. Jaime trips over and accidentally stabs Cersei, and then kills himself.
>Varys and Qyburn have a showdown. They battle their little birds like pokemon in the ultimate childshowdown before degenerating into a slapfight.
> Dany goes full madwoman starts burning the city. Her Unsullied begin murdering the population and bluntfucking the women with their nubs.
> (Episode 6) After winning the battle, Dany puts Tyrion on trial for being a dwarf.
> Tyrion convinces Jon that Dany is evil with basic facts. Dany lies and tells Jon Cersei used wildfire.
> Jon attempts to kill Dany, but he misses and she calls him a manlet. This enrages manlet gendry, who does not miss.
> Pod continues his quest to repopulate Westeros as the ultimate chad.
> The realm is then governed by a council of onions and Davos, who draws the faces of Stannis, Robb, and all the other dead kings on each of the onions. His favourite is Drogonion. Bran isn’t involved and does nothing, possibly becomes a tree.
You wanna hear a plotline?
I could tell you about Dany in Mereen or Jaime and Bron in Dorne. Those were always your favorite plotines.
i don't get it and i've been here forever
i am just a humble wagposter my lord, i cannot compete in numbers or might with the bobbyposters. but i ply my trade anyway.
*wags*
kneel to your queen
Danyfag on suicide watch.
MORE BOBBY POSTING YOUR KING DEMANDS IT
GODS WHAT A SHITTY SHOW
She looks like she smells good
where's the webm
The Ass in the North
I seeing alot that of stannis supporters are turning into dany supporters. This is not a bad thing, stannis and dany are very similar:
>both cared about the walkers
>both believe in destiny
>both burn people alive
>both are cute
>both got ruined by D&D incompetence
there are no more bobby pictures, your grace
was anyone else kind of disappointed at how little they cared about the Sansa Hound relationship in the show? it was one of my favorites in the book
I'LL KILL EVERY BOOKFAG I GET MY HANDS ON
That's not the dragon queen
Reminder that based Jaime will be killing Cersei within the next two episodes
Would really like Shansha ending, she's pretty much the only one left who would be interesting.
Probably will be Bran though.
based
>I will finish...
>...what you started.
those weren't my favourites, my favourites were the ones that developed the character and the larger narrative.
He gonna choke that bitch
Shansha.. your pushy ish a ladder
Someone call markydaysaid, I have an idea.
stannis did not believe in destiny, it was his duty and it was the law that he should inheir the throne
he just believed melly's talk about destiny and prophecies because she had obvious powers
THEN GET THE BOBBYMEME STRETCHER
THEN GET BOAR
Any leaks?
no you won't showfag
can't believe the jonas fag is fucking her
>>both cared about the walkers
Dany killed multiple wights on her own, Stannis didn't beat a single one.
nth for Stannis
WHO NAMED YOU BOY? SOME HALFWIT WITH A STRETCHER? GO GET THE BOARPLATE STUTTER!
at least it’s the most handsome one
THOSE JEWISH BASTARDS RUINED MY WORK
What actors are gonna have a career after it's over and what ones will forever be condemned for this show and ever get another role?
It's so weird, after so many years got has created such a niche memeculture its unlike any other. We're the Australia of TV, separated off to develop weird strains, creating memes like no other.
Post the most retarded moments from each season
Season 1 - Tyrion getting knocked out before battle
Season 2 - White walkers ignoring Sam
Season 3 - Mhysa (pure cringe)
Season 4 - Shirtless Ramsay
Season 5 - Stannis burning shireen
Season 6 - Tower of joy flashback
Season 7 - Wight hunt
Season 8 - Night King's death
Kit Harrigton
yes
>Season 3 - Mhysa (pure cringe)
found the brownie
TARG FUCKING SHITS
can't argue with that. Also both seem to atract pirattes, Victarion is ailing to mereen with a marriage proposal and Asha(Yara) is fantasizing about stannis in the last chapters of adwd
>everyone who posts votes
>everyone who lurks posts
Full retardation, I didn't even post in that thread and voted when the count was around that.
>>both are cute
okay I'll give you that.
pretty good although for season 2 I'd change it to Robb meeting Talisa
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B-BOBBY H-HELP A BROTHER OUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH
Shirtless Ramsay was based
Yes, read.
the show is not canon.
I voted twice for stannis wifi and mobile data
Honest work is what counts user
Also reminder that D&D dont know shit about medieval warfare last season they tried to stop a cavalry charge with 4 rows of infantry... If you ever touched ToW games this show makes you cringe very hard every fucking battle episode...
acidic contrarian
Tower of Joy was one of the things I actually liked even with dumb shit like dualwielding swords instead of a greatsword.
Oh sweet summer child, what do you know about character development, character development is long gone, once there were seasons so good, you’d watch all 10 episodes without finding something to taint the quality, when you didn’t want to smother yourself rather than watch the show die. In those seasons the white walkers came for the first time. Bookfags were content, same as the showfags in their hutts
STANNIS... NEXT TO YOU... THAT FLAGON OF WINE...
THROW IT...
I heard the Silent Hill movie he did bombed hard. In comparison, the original Silent Hill movie had Sean Bean and was actually decent. Kit probably has no range.
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>no pikes or spears
based
>what ones will forever be condemned for this show and ever get another role?
to me all the kid actors suck including harrington and clarke. I don't see much future for them once the shows forgotten. I think jaime's actor might get the biggest bump if he makes good choices.
Those tentacles look so bad, where is the fucking budget going into
STUPID BOY
HBO actors will be fine
Kit will be fine
Emilia will be fine too
Lena and the Dink will be rolling in money forever
Everyone else is probably dead now.
Alfie is good
A-AAAAAGGGGHHHH
I'M BLE-BLEEDING OUT BOBBY FOR R'HLLOR S-SAKES AND YOU THINK OF DRINKING
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The whole point of Stannis was so Melly Sanders could bring back Jon.
Nikolaj was in Kingdom of Heaven before GoT. So was Iain Glen. Pretty based movie to pull actors from.
To be fair the one with Sean Bean was made by an absolute Silent Hill fanatic.
Also I don't know why people say games never got a good movie, the Silent Hill movie is easily passable as good.
Listen to his western accent here youtube.com
1:32
really an underrated post
FUCKING DO IT STANNIS OR I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ON A SPIKE
*open visor*
*COUGH*
*close visor*
youtube.com
Ya'll weren't kidding about Radmure. It's a shame to think that if they were playing by season 7-8 rules they could have just handwaved their way past Walder Frey and had a big battle with the Lannister forces, with zero complications.
Did you hug your imouto today /got/?
>Based
Bobby B
Coughing Varys
Euronbros
>Cringe
Stannisfags
Danyweebs
SansaSlags
N + A = J
If Bobby B made Stannis hand of the king instead of Ned would things have gone differently?
>season 1
Tyrion getting knocked yes
>s2
Robb giving up the north to the first woman he ever talks to outside of winterfell
>s3
The masters giving Dany every unsullied in the city, basically rendering Astapor fucking defenseless. It makes no sense. Astapor would be sacked every time someone bought slaves from them
>S4
Shirtless Ramsay
>s5
All sand cunt scenes, Jaime catching a sword with his hand
>S6
Fucking sticker sun on a bland sword supposed to be dawn and Arthur dayne dual wielding
>S7
Gendry running, Gendrys hammer
>S8
Night kings death
Oh sweet summerchild.
What do YOU know about intricate plotlines.
Complex plotlines are for later seasons, when character development are thrown out the window and characters are ruined in a single scene.
That is the time for dissapointment, my little shitposter.
When D&D write the dialogue.
3 decades ago grum started writing a book series that lasted a generation.
Theories were discarded in forums same as shitposts on /got/ and gurm wrote Wildcard books rather than finishing Winds of Winter, and D&D had to improvise to finish their tv series.
So is this the plotlines that you like?
Foreshadowing their inevitable marriage?
it's crazy how much they shit on edmure in the show while robb just keeps making the dumbest decisions
Did any movie they made outside of GoT got higher mark than 5 or 6? GoT was their only chance to grasp an ounce of fame.
>never forget Mace Tyrell comfy woolen "chainmail"
In the books perhaps, in the show it wouldn't make any sense so it will 100% be casual sex.
i always though that his lion armor were cool as hell.
I've never read the books or know much about sword fighting.
Why is duel wielding such a big deal? I though Dayne was along with Selmy the best fighter that ever lived?
Is that armor a joke? Is it retarded on purpose?
GODS HE WAS CUTE THEN
OF COURSE. They two of them would've ruled Westeros. But Bobby despised Stannis so...
That's atrocious. Tyrion is probably just as bad at a posh English accent though.
Stannis and Dany can leave but I think Sophie Turner is pretty cute. Not a fan of her character, though. Even Season 1 Sansa was terrible. Remember her lying to protect Joffrey? Betraying her SISTER for that evil shit. The rape was necessary.
wait. is there an actual romance between arya and jon in the books?
it's just like that for peacocking
Yes
fucking CRINGE lmao
Fag. It was kino.
What did they mean by this?
dual wielding is some normie appeal retard shit they cooked up to try and give off the idea that he's good at sword fighting. sure, he may have a legit SPACE SWORD in the books, but apparently that's less cool than spinning two normal swords around like a autistic child.
>Bobby despised Stannis so...
Why?
Because he was a big 2handed Valyrian steel greatsword in the books.
YIKES
The costume designer legit died and it seems they hired 2002 me to replace them.
Reminder that Jaime dies when a building falls on him after running back to Cersei.
bahahahwha
Because Stannis is a no-fun-allowed bitter man.
He once wanted to ban brothels.
10 kids Ned
It was quite decent. There are just a handful of decent game-to-movie moviea and Silent Hill is one of them. Mortal Kombat is another.
>woolen "chainmail"
fucking idiot
Is that really Gurm before he got bald?
>Reddit and Facebook: Jon/Dany
>Yea Forums: Jon/Arya and Jon/Dany
Tormund said it to Jon because he survived beyond the wall. KYS for not remembering something that happened this season.
Who?
>Asha(Yara) is fantasizing about stannis in the last chapters of adwd
>my girl lusting after the one true king
Need to re read, since I can't remember this at all
>he doesn't know
STUPID BOY
I tune out when Tormund is on screen desu. Nothing good ever comes of it.
Sounds perfect for hand of the king
Yeah I just say because people are asking if the new Pikachu movie will be the first good game-to-movie adaption, but I think the first Pokemon Movie was pretty fucking kino even.
>Varys betrays Tyrion
>The Hound gets ripped by wolves, Cleganebowl cancelled
>Arya tries to kill Cersei, but Euron kills her and toys her corpse on the walls to taunt Jon
That’s a Yikes/10
>Possibly becomes a tree
I like this kino
ygritte put a baby in jon
>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”
>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”
>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”
>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.
>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.
>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again
>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed
You think this scuffed prop is justified considering the shows earnings and budget normie?
name a more reddit character than tormund
dude big woman lmao
She "showers him with kisses" before he leaves for the Wall, and they think about each other with regularity. Not sure it can be taken as anything more than a close familial bond though.
I wish
Not gonna read all that shit
>Ygritte is such a chad Jon got pregnant
Makes more sense than the past couple of seasons
Tyrion
sansa
Dany
People who still have a career:
Niko
All the Starks except Kit.
Emilia, but she'll never have a good role again.
That's about it.
Tyrion
Cersei
Daenerys
Jon
Sansa
Brienne (sadly became a female power fantasy when she beat the Hound)
Arya
Arya
FUCK OFF
it's a shit costume but it's not supposed to be chainmail you idiot
>cersei
>reddit
explain
>All the Starks except Kit.
None of the starks but robb are attractive now, nobody will hire them
Sorry bro, Gurm has Jewish heritage.
Somone Shop Euron in the tank
Any scene where dany has a god complex is cringy as fuck
What is "reddit"?
Le power is power strong womyn bullshit. Also ugly.
oh i see. thanks user
I don’t think so...
Sophie is literally starring in the next big X-Men movie tho
People don't care much about model beauty any more.
Only Yea Forums spergs out about it and has autistic waifu threads. Also Yea Forums has terrible taste in general.
lmao
when something is cringe and forced
If you were in Dany's pants (god, i wish that was me) how would you use Drogon to maximise his efficacy?
I would ask the Dothrakis to gangbang Sansa and use her vaginal farts (which perfectly mimics Drogon's roar) so that the guys at the ballistas keep wasting shots around the city while letting Drogon eat goats.
Rate.
Robb literally played MC in a brit show last year, he'll be fine
no complex, she is justified
imagine the threesomes he has with her and maisie
It's not like they would look like fucking art if they were real.
>People don't care much about model beauty any more.
delusional retard
That's a pre-existing role from when she was young and cute too
Point me to some hideous main characters in tv and movies that aren't hideous as a character point
She often gets btfo immediatly after tho. I loved when she was talking shit in the arena together with Daario about how the small guy will win, with the poor nigger that can't make a comeback or he will be executed.
Then the big guy wins and they shut up.
The biggest flop of 2019 is not something to be proud of
Plus Marvel will be clearing house
>tfw targshits are BTFO
Yes it was, whats the point of carrying armor if your arms are exposed? Byzanties wore something similar to this, plates on chest chainmail on the arms for mobility
I would understand that you defend something that is worth defending but this is so scuffed that it makes you super retarded...
>in the tank
>picture is of a SPAAW
so like the robert spammers?
You mean like Stannisposting?
Except she’s 100% justified
Wouldn't the metal on those tentacle things eventually bend so much you couldn't fire the ballista anymore? What is the purpose of the metal?
6/10
Brappies are gross
Season 8 is actually pretty good. People complaining are just a tonne of idiots with unobtainable expectations.
If that's a legit spoiler for next episode go fuck yourself. I've purposely been avoiding them.
>Gendrys hammer
I see no issue with it.
Book Euron is edgy as fuck. Show Euron's actually entertaining.
Based and lobotomypilled.
Theyre racists with male power fantasies that are getting btfo and its glorious
Sam.
IT LEAKED
>Point me to some hideous main characters in tv and movies that aren't hideous as a character point
I didn't say hideous, but then again I have no idea what Yea Forums or your ilk thinks is hideous.
Breaking Bad.
Sopranos.
The Flash and his inexistant chin.
Off the top of my head.
For women you have 30 rock and parks and rec. Nobody in the 21st century gives a fuck about Yea Forums's ideals of beauty (and that's a good thing).
I'm not defending it, it's just literally not fucking supposed to be chainmail
Any possible theory has been mentioned as official leaks. It's as possible as anything else.
Then post it.
haha dany gets killed by Jon
>People don't care much about model beauty any more.
Explain
IT DID!!!!!
OHNONONONONONONO
(you)
but all the darkies are getting btfo
based redditor
you got fat
The only one in breaking bad who wasn't attractive was the crippled son
>I've purposely been avoiding them.
>is on /got/
why ??
IS THIS HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING
Soon
Fuck off
westeros is being decimated, their losses in millions
darkies lost some thousands
Why wasn't Aurane Waters in the show?
>westeros is being decimated, their losses in millions
the fuck are you talking about you idiot
>that pre-battle war room scene where Jorah says the dothraki and unsullied are expendable and should be sent in first
Walt Jr was a qt
no, you fuck off back to r3ddit, faggot
Are those the leaks from like over a week ago that are pretty much confirmed?
what a retard lmao
Whats the point of wearing armor on your chest if your arms can be easily cut off and your chest ignored? Would you be confident to go to battle like that?
Chainmail under plate armor was a standard in medieval era, its use was even if something goes through it chainmail would prevent it to cut you deep enough to cause fatal injury, why do you even bother with medieval shows if you have 0 interest in that time period?
Take the typical hot women or femme fatale, the trope of "hot model" has been broken over the past 20 years. In fact women who fit that profile are often seen as disgusting whores.
And that's reflected in film and other media. I don't direct the ebbs and flows of cultural standards, that's just how it is. 400 years ago fatties were hot, now they're in vogue with niggers and wiggers.
I'm glad they got Raimi to write that episode, it was a refreshing change in tone.
It’s against the rules to post spoilers, at least people on reddit respect the rules
oh really?
>Cleganebowl, Mountain gets helmet knocked off and Hound tackles him off a ledge. Both land in fire and burn to death.
Okay I guess.
>Jaime fights Euron and kills him but is mortally wounded in exchange. Jame makes it to Cersei to take her out of the city. Cersei has a speech about wanting the baby to survive, Jaime says the baby doesn't matter, just them.and they die together.
So will Jaime kill her in some kind of suicide pact?
Too many to even list in S8
Actual leeks.
Tyrion is left behind on Dragonstone as Dany no longer trusts him. He tries to warn Dany about Varys, but she doesn’t listen.
Dany attacks Eurons fleet by flying out of the midday sun, burns Eurons fleet. Euron is eaten by Drogon a la lord Farquad.
Clegane bowl goes down as predicted. They kill each other and roll into a fire started by Drogon. Both Cersei and Dany set fire to the capitol.
Arya kills Jaime and steals his face to kill Cersei.
Jon Snur and Grey worm and Davos fight the Golden Company who desert Cersei at the sight of Drogon.
This is literally it, guys.
I don't know why you're complaining to me, it's me that made mace not wear chainmail
the showrunners just thought it'd be funny to put him in shit armour with a plume.
>Arya kills Jaime and steals his face to kill Cersei.
I need some sauce for those leeks.
Why would anyone vote for a dead character?
PROOFS???
>Both land in fire and burn to death.
What the fug. I bet on The Hound to kill The Mountain. Maybe it'll be considered a wash. Jeez... I hope this isn't real and the hound takes his head off.
>Stannis
>dead
It's so awful I have to believe it.
Mysoginists from /pol
god I wish she squizzed me with those thighs
i already voted 6 times in Stannis
The joke is that Mace Tyrell is a fat dumb coward who has never actually FOUGHT a day in his life so it makes sense he'd wear """"""Chainmail"""""" because it's more comfortable.
Here ya go lad. I dug 'em up right 'ere in me patch.
Fans expected this season to be amazing but D&D came through with the ultimate subversion.
it's just wool, it's not fucking supposed to be chainmail, it's not supposed to look like it at all fuck
>Fans expected this season to be amazing
After 6 and 7? I don't think so
HA!
Do it 6 times more or you are not a true stag.
aaggghhhh...
I really like how the lighting on the hammer is edited so it still looks like it really is that fucking massive
Everyone worth a damn does.
fucking newfags
It only further proves that polls here are shit, but we've done polls before VPNs and IP autism was a thing and Stannis would still make it out on top.
They has spears, just short ones.
What ending would have you SEETHING the most?
sansa not dying
Sansa and Arya not getting raped and dying
extremely based
>DUDE MISOGYNY LMAO
Arya kills euron
Sansa in the small council
Dany winning would be the most upsetting for me. I'd literally prefer Sansa's fat butt on the throne over Dany. But I bet on God King Bran so anything other than that would be upsetting.
Dany sitting on the IT
>Arya kills Cersei
>Dany on the Iron Throne
>Anything having to do with a Night's Watch despite the fact that it is obsolete
>Democratic Westeros
fuck off tranny
not based
GET MORE BOBBIES
Well, Sansa's halfway there already
Sansa is not fat
NCW also played one of the Delta Force snipers in Black Hawk Down
>that vivid detail.
Jesus fuck he sounds like a Chaos Champion attempting to ascend to Daemonhood.
She isn't fat. I just like to say she has a fat butt. You must be a woman if you can't understand that it's not an insult.
look at her chin bro. she have fat in the fucking chin
you are a nerd
i'll fight you bitch
Nothing, since they fucked up NK story arc im just here for the memes
shut up fattie
It's too late for anger. The series is already dead to me. I just want to see the SEETHING from the normies.
I don't give a fuck.
Who have D&D designated as the Hitler of GoT? Joffrey?
This
Dany
Stannis
Valar Draconis...
The night king
Ramsay, pic related
If the guy who played joff comes back to acting I could see him doing well. He was the best kid actor on the show.
After Arya killing the NK, it's too late to make me seethe. All my rage and dissapointment towards the show has evaporated and now I'm just numb.
I will never forgive D&D for this.
>Robb giving up the north to the first woman he ever talks to outside of winterfell
Like most things, this was handled better in the books. They needed the alliance of the Westerlings almost as much as they needed the Freys.
hopefully Dany gets a nasty heroin habit and ends up on Girlsdoporn
I don't give a fuck
you know in what book they describe euron's armor? I really don't remember
lmao
based
>Joffrey
He's portrayed as a mad genius. The whole lot of team Lannister has been whitewashed in the show, save for Tywin. He's about the same, and Charles Dance's portrayal helps.
>What did he mean by this?
Same
Freefolk's shitposting and memes have been great. It's really cheered me up.
...
old "new"
they merged him with euron and victarion
she cute
wasn't him marrying the westerling girl stupid because the westerlings were a pretty small house? why did they need the westerlings?
Robb married Jeyne because he knocked her up and didn't want her to be defiled and with a bastard child.
>arya killing someone of importance
>jaime not killing cersei
>cleganebowl not happening or arya saving the hounds ass
if greyworm join in might be kino tho
*bobby b sees the utter state of the show now*
>shit?
>shit is it?
*roars with laughter*
>i am become boar, destroyer of whores
kek
>hating on stannis
>fag
no, much as stannis tried, bobby b wouldn't listen to him
besides, i don't think there's ever a time bobby b would go for stannis over ned lad
SPEARS AND SHIELDS
SPEARS AND SHIELDS
>No spears
Based retarded poster
They wouldn't look like they were made of plastic
Alfie?
LMAO