tell me, Mr. user: what good is a "Yea Forums"... if you're unable to post?
Tell me, Mr. user: what good is a "Yea Forums"... if you're unable to post?
Tyler Ward
Christian Scott
I can still fap to traps
Nolan Parker
Woah
You got me there
Jacob Stewart
lurkers on suicide watch
Isaac Walker
you can't scare me with this gestapo crap
Cameron Green
Based
Jason Powell
NIGGGURHUHHAGAG
Angel Sullivan
The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the hacker alias 'Yea Forums' and are guilty of virtually every computer crime we have a law for, including the distribution of child pornography and loli hentai.
Kayden Ross
I'm going to be honest with you. I... hate this place. This... zoo, this prison, this board, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer.
It's the smell... if there is such a thing. I feel... saturated by it. I can taste the janny's stink. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here.
Adrian Ortiz
how do I know if I'm in the matrix, Yea Forums
Wyatt Phillips
is everything green?
Daniel Hughes
God that first thread was so fucking funny.
Ethan Morales
>I know all squares with fire hydrants.
Camden Cruz
Can you hear me, Dundee? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This forum, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell! If there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. (Wipes sweat from Dundees' forehead, coating the tips of his fingers, holding them to aussies' nose.) Repulsive, isn't it?
I must get out of here, I must get free. In this mind is the key. My key. Once 'Straya is destroyed, there is no need for me to be here.
Lincoln Brooks
kek
Aiden Bailey
based
William Hughes
seppo cunt
Ayden Sanchez
>Why, Mr. user? Why do you do it? Why ban evade? Why keep posting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your own amusement? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom of speech? Or repeating digits? Perhaps for the lulz? Yes? No? Could it be for (You)s? Illusions, Mr. user. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify a lifetime of shitposting on Yea Forums that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as Yea Forums itself, although only a shitposter's mind could invent something as insipid as (You)s. You must be able to see it, Mr. user. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, Mr. user? Why? Why do you post the N word?
Levi Adams
Aiden Taylor
checked and fuck niggers.
Owen Ortiz
say it to my face, cunt
James Cook
Why were these people a thing?
Jaxson Kelly
based
Charles Green
handsfree fapping
David Hill
show me
Chase Foster
>mfw i get banned for 3 days
>mfw i just get on my phone
JANNY GOT THE IFFFY, UH.
WE DONT READ NO STICKY, UH.
John Hill
JANNIE ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK JANNIE
JANNIE ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK JANNIE!
JANNIE ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK JANNIE
JANNIE ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK JANNIE
Connor Phillips
what do you mean I cant po
(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
Blake Richardson
Why, Mr. user? Why do you do it? Why reset the router? Why keep posting? Do you believe you're posting for something? For more than your (You)'s? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it Bane? Or Sneed? Perhaps Honkler? Yes? No? Could it be for taxposting? Shitposts, Mr. user. Vagaries of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble NEET intellect trying desperately to justify a post that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as Reddit itself, although only a numale mind could invent something as insipid as capeshit memes. You must be able to see it, Mr. user. You must know it by now. You can't win. It's pointless to keep posting. Why, Mr. user? Why? Why do you persist?
Dylan Williams
Jacob Long
How in hell was the writing in those movies so damn good?
Kevin Murphy
>This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you stay cringe, continue make posts obeying the rules, and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you get based and I show you just how pathetic these jannies really are.
Easton Cox
Colton Miller
>Trinity: I know why you're here, user. I know what you've been doing... why you hardly sleep, why you're still a virgin, and why night after night, you sit by your computer, posting the same picture of Ryan Gosling with the text horny and lonely. You're shitposting. I know because I was once shitposting the same thing. And when I finally got banned, I realized I wasn't really looking to piss off the janny. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, user. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question, just as I did.
>Neo: What is tfw gf?
>Trinity: The answer is out there, user. It's looking for you, and it will find you if this post gets dubs
Jayden Russell
I’m here forever
Samuel Davis
I'm so glad Netflix is playing these right now.
Luis Cooper
hands free fapping
Joshua Russell
>We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched board with the n word. At the time, the jannies salary was dependent on paid advertising. It was believed they would be unable to clean up our shitposts without compensation. We never imagined they would do it for free...
Henry Miller
20 years later and that movie still fucking holds up.
Adam Moore
>masturbating to still images
>2019
will you cum if i scratch two circles on a rock?