/got/

/got/

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I can't wait for theon to resurrect

Leeks

> (Episode 5) On Dragonstone, Tyrion betrays Varys to Dany in order to save himself. Varys escapes by jumping into the sea to re-join his mer-kin.
>Gendry makes armour for Drogon, but it’s too heavy. Drogon must now waddle everywhere on the ground, but he is now tankmode.
> Arya and the Hound arrive at the red keep. Cleganebowl. Arya kills the mountain. Qyburn watches this and sends in his little birds who overwhelm Arya, sticking her a thousand times with ‘the pointy ends’. Qyburn’s little birds have blue eyes.
> Arya’s body is taken to the walls by Euron to taunt Jon Snow. Grey Worm fucks up Harry Strickland by flashing him his gaping fleshpocket.
> Jaime fights and kills Euron, using his golden hand to bash in Euron’s skull. He makes it to the Red Keep to find Cersei, who is planning to burn the city down. Jaime trips over and accidentally stabs Cersei, and then kills himself. Qyburn resses both of them, and the hound who he has attached dog legs to.
> Dany goes full madwoman starts burning the city herself even though there is now no need. Her Unsullied begin murdering the population and bluntfucking the women with their nubs. Qyburns army begins to grow, every person killed is another for his army.
> (Episode 6) After losing the battle with Qyburn, Dany puts Tyrion on trial for telling her she is a stupid cunt, Tank Drogon couldn’t even get into the city properly to fight Night-Qyburn.
>Flashback to drogon dying from a fall after falling off some cliffs by kings landing.
>Qyburns army begins spreads from Kings Landing in all directions.
>In the North, Sansa has Jon executed, she keeps dribbling and shouting ‘Chaosh ish a laddah’
>Brienne kills herself because Jaime left her
>The last remaining survivors make it to the wall, pursued by Qyburn and the dead when a lone figure appears holding a flaming sword. Stannis stands alone.

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look at this duuede

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>backlink OP
what the fuck is this shit

tfw eating every fucking chicken in this room

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The Baratheon and Crakehall BULLS are the future of Westeros.

STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS

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what did she mean by this?

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just started reading victarion chapters. what a fucking character

euron too. he's nothing like the guy in the show.

you're a talker

>what the fuck is this shit
NEWFAG
BACKLINK
>BACKLINK

unironically better than king bran

She wanted to deflower him

Why did they wait for Targ reveal before setting him up as a king, it's not like being Targaryen makes him a legitimate sucessor

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i'm still mad

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she gains more power stealing the seed of vrigin men

NOT WHEN I SHIFT INTO
MAXIMUM COPE

Alternative timeline: Bobby pursues Viserys and Dany across the Narrow Sea and crushes the last Targ shits Jon is Ashara and Ned's child.

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Viserys!

AHHHHHHH THE SUNSET FOUND HER AND ALL THE DOTHRAKI COULD HEAR WAS BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>manlets can't be attr--

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>Jon is Ashara and Ned's child
impossibly b&r

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based
C O P E
O
P
E

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Hopefully in the future there is a technology that can judge the genetic quality of each baby, and if it's suspected that he or she will grow up to be a redditor, the baby can be instantly culled and no one will need to suffer their existence.

Are the whispers true, that the Waif will be in episode 5?

have sex

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STOP THIS

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crayons

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There's like 10 fucking valyrian swords this season and we haven't gotten a clean shot of ANY of them.

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aaagghh

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What reason does Cersei have to negotiate? Everybody she wants and needs dead is standing right there--just shoot all those crossbows you have and be done with it.

I BELIEVE IN YOU STANNIS DONO

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Make the people believe she is the lesser evil

Now post a picture of him next to a tall person

>she shat again

Now that's a page turner.

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>no "What is dead may never die but rises again" as the Night King tries to kill Theon
This show is shit

C O P E
O
P
E

>D&D write Varys as a retard last episode to justify him being executed
Why must they do this to him?

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>Theon Season 2
God, what an ungrateful cunt. It almost seems fair what happened to him.

>the more she drank, the more she shat
>like a fat pink mast
>myrish swamp
>he walked out of the room like he had an arrow up his butt
THE AMERICAN TOLKIEN

there is one right under the spoiler text you autist
"previous"

My graduating class is bigger than this

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Left or right bros?

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Nope that's a perfect example of an American writer.

*COUGH*

CHECKEM

*WHEEZE*

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It'll be Littlefinger all over again

listening to talkers makes me thirsty

Everyone is an unlikeable retard now that's why some people here are unironically supporting the dragon bitch purely because of her looks.
Glad Tywin is dead

ARE
YOU
READY

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Give me the temple water.

You are unironically falling far his 4d chessing. Dany is the optimal ruler, the problem is that she keeps believing her counselors and trusts even those that popped up from nowhere as reliable. After knowing he betrayed her, she will get the necessary realism to consider the hints she gets for what they are.
He is a hero.

the dragon on the ground, still in range

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You mean arya vs the mountain?

>we haven't gotten a clean shot of ANY of them.

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neither, not a pedo

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

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where's your sistah

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incelchanners will all be wiped out because they are unable to breed

Hopefully we get a pasta that's just as good.

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what did they mean by this?

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The one on the right is like 35.

I've been ready for seven years.

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>Sandor
>4x01
>You’re a talker

>Ramsay
>6x04
>You’re a talker

What did they mean by this?

Why does she wear the mask?

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aaaAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH

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thought this was thoros from the thumbnail

>STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

maximum COPE

because they can't write something good enough that puts masterminds like petyr and varys in situations where they fuck up, so they just dumb them down so they can get rid of them, littlefinger death was many comical levels of fuckery I except varys won't be nay different

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DORNED

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What was the point of this person again?

the mountain doesnt talk

STANNIS GOES IN ALL FIELDS

She is fine, i would

lol

based

Stop playfighting with my brother and get in the damn bed Ned

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Right: fuck, marry
Left: kill

Quarth is wacky.

Why are the Tullys and the Riverlands so useless?

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>>In the North, Sansa has Jon executed, she keeps dribbling and shouting ‘Chaosh ish a laddah’

fucking please this is perfect omg

I'm not doing it all over again, it took ages

Why do black people self-insert into these characters even though they are meant to be southern european?

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shes pretty cute

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red soulless whores

stop lying to yourself user
plus what said

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looks a bit like Amanda Seyfried

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Why didn't Aegon burn the Iron Islands down to the ground and have it resettled by civilised people?

What will he do when he finds out?

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What was the point of any of Qarth? I'm sure in the books characters like Quaith, etc. might amount to something, but in the show you could cut Dany entirely out of S2 and you literally wouldn't miss anything.

When will Jon have a threesome with Sansa and Daenerys?

Dabid didn't pursue any of the mysticism or esotericism of wizards from Asshai/Essos. So nothing really.

i never understood why the soldier didnt let go of the knife in this scene

Die to Jaime.

Didn't hey descend into infighting for a few years instead of piking up a new ruler as asked by Aegon?

am i the only who still doesn't really give a shit about liking 15 year olds?

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danys plot in s2 doesnt matter at all, the point of it in the books was to introduce the warlocks and quiathe.

add an S to every NIFFF in the background and it becomes perfect

>More sexually attractive 9 year olds than 50 year olds

Bullshit
Hardly anyone is a paedophile yet plenty of guys like milfs

>they are meant to be southern european
So, blacks?

That's fine.

who knows

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The only ending that would be truly kino.

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Maisi is ugly, putting her next to Sophie is just cruel

Robert Strong = Undead Mountain
The Faith's Champion = The newly repentant Hound
Valonquar = The "little brother" who will kill Cersei
The Hound = Valonquar
CLEGANEBOWL
FUCKING CONFIRMED
GET HYPE
AZOR HOUND

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How do you manage to be so confident with such a troll face?

>> (Episode 5) In Kingslanding, Cersei betrays Euron to Dany in order to save herself. Euron escapes by jumping into the sea to seek council with the drowned god.
>>Gendry makes armour for Drogon, but it’s aluminum.
>> Arya and the Hound arrive at the red keep. Cleganesandwich. Arya creams a top of the mountain. Qyburn watches this and sends in his little birds upon Aryas face, sticking her a thousand times with ‘the pointy end’. Qyburn’s little birds gets in her eyes.
>> Arya’s body is taken to the walls by Euron to taunt Jon Snow. Grey Worm fucks Harry Strickland by straddling him with his gaping fleshpocket.
>> Jaime fights and gets killed by Euron, using his golden hand to fist jaime to death. He makes it to the Red Keep to find Cersei, who is planning to burn the city down. Euron trips over and accidentally strangles Cersei, and then relieves himself. Euron resses all of the deep ones
>> Dany goes full madwoman starts burning the city herself even though there is now no need. Her Unsullied begin murdering the population and bluntfucking the women with their nubs. Eurons army of seamen begins to grow, every person nubbed is another for his army.
>> (Episode 6) After losing the battle with Euron, Dany puts Tyrion on trial for telling her she is a stupid cunt, Aluminum Drogon couldn’t even get into the city properly to fight Drownedgod Euron without getting shot.
>>Flashback to drogon dying from a fall after falling off some cliffs by kings landing.
>>Eurons army begins spreads their seed from Kings Landing in all directions.
>>In the North, Sansa has Jon executed, she keeps dribbling and shouting ‘Chaosh ish a Vaginah’
>>Brienne goes north to cuck tormund with giants
>>The last remaining survivors make it to the wall, pursued by Euron and the deep ones when a lone figure appears holding a flaming fallus. Stannis stands alone.

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Bend the knee

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She tries to get a shitload of money to corrupt the leaders of the city, ending up wasting it all for nothing. Shows that this won't be the correct way to deal with things.

Since when was Ainsley Harriot in got

Don't know who that is.
Fucking Trouts taking the Stark/Dayne chad dream away

I'd bend him over

they really ran out of money for Ghost's cgi budget

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waiting for you ned promise me 10 children PROMISE ME NED

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Both.

*smirks*

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What was implied by this scene?

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Bend over you naughty boy

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You think Dayne knew they were in love?

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>not enough money to cgi jon petting ghost
>danyfags still believe they shot fake endings and she somehow lives
kek

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Subverted magnificently. Kekked at aluminium.

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>Bend over you naughty boy
>What was implied by this scene?

Fucking lucky shit

no

He was at the tourney at Harrenhal where they met.

Official ourlads list
>Tywin
>Jaime
>Oberyn
>Gyburn
>Edd
>Grenn
>Pyp
>Thorne
>Roose
>Ramsay
>FUCKOFF dude
>Mountain
>Sandor
>Beric
>Thoros
>Euron
>FOOKIN LEGEND
>Theon
>Walder
>Littlefinger
>Stannis
>Davos
>Nightking
>pre-bravos Jaquen
>BobbyB
>High Sparrow

Official ourlass list
>Melisandre
>Roslyn
>Ros
>Frogfu
>Myranda
>Doreah
>The other red priestess
>Myrcella V2
>Cersei
>the whore littlefinger wipes cum off of
>the whore that gets pussy grabbed by the second sons
>Waif(u)
>young Bran

you dont have to add cgi to the fake scenes though

it didn't matter
then or now, he swore a vow

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New layer of tragedy added to that scene then
Both knew Ashara would lose someone but honor compeled them
Kino

BOW YOU SHITS, BOW BEFORE THE TRUE QUEEN

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kek

Would this shitshow be better if Joffrey was still around as the villain instead of Cersei?

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I don't know how to tell you this user, but.... most women called "milf" are actually in their 30s/40s

>When you think you wrote a master piece but haven't included a viable tax policy

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>tfwradbgeoe

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good writer, GRRM... but he lacked stamina

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LET'S GET THIS FUCKING GOING

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no

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Bend your knees for the rightful King. (Horizontally is fine also)

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Was he a good man?

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except LF taxing the peasants who go to KL to take refuge (and Jon doing the same with the wildlings who cross the Wall)

characters women will never understand

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>>>>man

Where are edmure and Bessie?

Why wouldn't you just use tiermaker, you cuck.

The best.

thats me after

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No, he is the reason of the defeat of the starks

fuck sansa!

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if brandon says so

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In the ass?
Gladly

No user, women perfectly understand lacking balls and honor

*wags*

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LIFE IS NOT A SONG SHANSHA

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by the time that thought went through his head the knife was pushed into his head instead and it was too late

*COUGH COUGH*

EVENING

*VOMITS* *WHEEZE*

EVENING BROT

*COUGHS COUGHS*

EVENING BROTHERS

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kys zoomer
LOTR is shit

name of author/books

take some benadryl bro

Take Littlefinger, show Euron, and High Sparrow off that list and you've got it perfect. I'd add Ned though even if he was a retard.

Also for the fist two writing books is actually what they do for a living
For Tolkien it was just an hobby on the side of his actual job

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Yes, best boy

A good man doesn't betray his loved ones and kill innocent children.
A bad man doesn't risk his life to rescue those in trouble, or sacrifice his life to try and save a boy.

Theon is the most human and most grey character in ASOIAF

You forgot to add
>both creates and ruins fantasy forever

in the arse

>no Spice King

tolkien stole most of his shit from folk tales and mythology lol

This was the moment the show jumped the shark

Is what a retard would say

I can forgive JK because it's literal children's books and she probably thinks she wasn't going to be that successful, once it became a worldwide phenomenon she was probably shitting herself.
She hates trannies too so she's secretly based, just says this random sjw shit to get positive pr.

Silmarillion>>>>>>>Fire and Blood
worldbuilding a shit

He never was a villain for anyone beside his allies. All the victories of the throne were achieved by someone else, during his reign.

*COUGH*

IT'S NOTHING

*COUGH COUGH* *WHEEZE*

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all those poor horses that died in the dothraki charge ;-;

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HOLD ON

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Cleganebowl = reddit

>Greyjoy
>Grey character
BRAVO MARTIN

FUCK horses and FUCK the dothraki

Not quite, because women don't know the feeling of redeeming themselves through hard effort to regain their honour, and they don't know the pain and traumatic experience of having balls taken from them since they never had them in the first place.

>be the greatest fighter alive
>still lose to ned

Hearty fucking kek my lad

>Silmarillion
>better than anything
What the fuck are you smoking

i mean, at least like a 1/2 dose come on man that's a deep cough

I know Qyburn is supposed to be a genius, but isn't the latest leak that he's managed to invent and deploy multiple S-400 SAM batteries in King's Landing a little unbelievable?

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Bollocks Potter whore /fat fuck grrm did

what a crime

Why, you think GURM didn't steal from actual history and Lovecraft?
Nah, he wanted to create an actual English mythos

"A good act does not wash out the bad, nor a bad act the good. Each should have its own reward."
-Stannis.
So was he a good man? Overall no, he was just a man.

RACIST NIGHTS WATCH

D E S T R O Y E D

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reddit = Yea Forums

you stole this post from me

*WHEEZE* *VOMITS*

I'M GOO

*COUGH COUGH* *WHEEZE*

I'M GOOD

*VOMITS*

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tobacco, why?

One step ahead of you

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He also made them much lamer
See Fafnir and Smaug

buttmad tolkientards. he's just as shit as grrm, they both write books for children

>Rhaegar's horse had way more armor than Robert's
>Robert still won

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reads twatter
KYS

>intentionally likening the world ending army of the dead to mexicans

Rubies arent hammerproof

B-BUT MUH HOBBITS

what advantage does the antlered helmet provide?

what else does he act in?

Tolkien was based af and were not children books

ancalagon the black

Is Rhaegar a retard? I wouldn't go up against someone with a hammer using a sword.

brave horse ;-; probably dead now

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>were not children books

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Probably because Rhaegar was using a sword which is a backup weapon at best, completely useless against any kind of armor.

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>Fafnir
That's Glaurung in Tolkien's work tho

You can't steal from mythology, retard, let alone folklore.

None, Robert was so powerful he had to use a helmet limiter to be allowed on the battlefield, or else the Father, the Smith, and the Stranger would not allow him to venture onto it.

Psst its not Realz

Whose ready for Jaime to strangle Cersei to death?

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lurk more newfag, people were shitposting this for years
archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/29835669/#29838674
>we won't see the hound or sandor again
maybe you're that guy seething from 6 years ago

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LOTR is superior to GOT in every way, i mean that's not even debatable

yes you can, because thats exactly what tolkien did

>wearing horns
baratheons were a cuck joke all along.

aesthetics
something you asspies cant understand

>Schermata
>Non sono un robot
Italyfag

>zoomer
>LOTR is shit
t. actual zoomer

Its a fact they were not published for kids you silly twat

>who's
gods what a stupid user I am.

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>dies in his first battle
No, he sucks too
Glaurung is the only decent tolkien dragon

/got/bros from 6 years ago hated reddit and we still do to this day, now fuck off

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You can't be an incel if you voluntarily swear the oaths.

Question for fellow bookfags: Midway through Feast for Crows, is Cersei lesbo for this Lady Merryweather bitch?

i want dragon mommy gf

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GRRM is a hack. He portrays late medieval armor technology (full plate) but then has most people running around with mid medieval weapons (single handed sword and shield). Polearms, hammers and maces should be the norm, with hand a half swords as the backup and shields out of date, but he's a fucking hack.

Good vs Evil.
Good guys win in the end.

The Bible's story literally has more nuance.

based

confirmed

>Black Brothers arrested for thievery and rape
Sounds more like another demographic group

I'm not sure. It would only be fitting, wouldn't it? Sansa's little sister's little sister is about to have her first kiss. The Hound is so far in her love for her that not only is it only her little sister but her stepmother as well. He doesn't realize it yet, but he had his whole being committed to his love.

And he won't understand why. How can someone so strong be so emotionally invested in someone who needs him to be stronger than she is? Does he really hate his stepmother? Even when he finds out it's because she has a heart to match his….

I've tried talking to the Hound and I know it will never bring him to anything. He wants to protect his girl, he can't let her know what he's thinking even though he knows she knows he can't, so she's still angry with him for getting her too close. He'll give her the gift he always wanted all along, so he can get her on his dick.

>implying that's not exactly what will happen in GoT/ASOIAF

WE'VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR DAYS

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>steal
Retard. There is nothing more public domain than mythology.

>have to use the reality raping stones to beat him
They literally had to delete him with god's cheat codes he was so good.

Smaug was directly copied from Fafnir's myth, Glaurung just copied his bodyshape

based and redpilled

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Implies that GRRM does any research keks

if pycelle was protecting the Lannisters why did he ever give Ned the right book?

>Goes through steel plate
What did they mean by this?

Ask George.

this

No, she was just experimenting to see if she enjoyed it, but didn't. She can't enjoy sex with anyone but Jaime.

Fafnir in the Nibelungen = Glaurung and the children of Hurin

Dont try to think it too deep writer doesnt give two shits

It'd be the greatest episode if you have both of thme facing each other on the walls of KL, walking towards each other, for the Mountain to trip and fall down into Wildfire. Expectations subverted.

he wasn't.

Bend the knee

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realistic medieval weaponry doesn't sell well. modernity reinvented a middle-age where every warrior is a full plated swordman

LOTR villains are the most pathetic bad guys in the history of literature it's not even funny, there is no tension

Denying him the book was suspicious, who would have expected the dumbass ned to figure it out

Arya will skydive and kill him in that scene

Kek thanx for reminding me on that scene, i laughed so hard when i saw it

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it went between the plates, you can see exactly where he cuts.

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no, he stole them. what he did was the same thing the tolkien estate sues people for now. it's hilarious

youtube.com/watch?v=Ue_URYDfPoA
When did we go so wrong, bros?

he could've given him any book, say, the accounting of Roberts rebellion, or something like that. Something that might seem relevant to Jon Arryn but wouldn't lead anywhere. I'm sure Baelish would find some other way to screw Ned over, but still. Pycelle acted completely against the Lannisters interest

He suspects Cersei had Jon killed for some reason, but can't figure out that it's related to the book and he can't completely block Ned from looking into what Jon was doing
IIRC he mostly puts accusations on someone who's not a Lannister (I think Varys of LF)

How come everyone wears fucking leather armor or no armor at all?

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Season 1 Episode 1

God I hope so every kill Arya gets just makes everyone more angry.
I hope Arya kills Dany, Cersei, The Mountain, Jon and Euron.

Small budget pris understandu

I’d get on my knees for him

And magically impart all the inertia into the strike, which makes Euron explode and Arya land gracefully in a power triangle.

By why are the wildlings played by white people then?

Maybe he was playing both sides.

yeah. "poison, I don't think it likely"

then ned says "poison is a womans weapon" and he immidiately gives up on the denying and tries to push blame on Varys, which is fucking suspicious as fuck, he's basically making ned think he really was poisoned. Old fuck

>tfw not serving Daenerys Targaryen

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structural northern racism and the patriarchy

he...was poisoned

is the dragon size inconsistent or is drogon that much bigger than the other two?

Both

NEW THREAD

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drogon is supposed to be the biggest by a good amount

Ned didn't know he was poisoned, he suspected it.

He is, it’s because Goldie and Greenie were locked up in the crypts for years.

drogon is the biggest dragon

Visenya is a dragon oneechan at the time of the conquest

can you believe they actually spared a man who literally tried to kill her
this show is a fucking joke

>dying from a fall after falling off some cliffs by kings landing
This ones false. There are no longer any cliffs thanks to D&D retcon

if any more words come pouring out yr cunt mouth

>MFW I do my doody

drogon is supposed to be the largest, but they made the dragons WAY too big. during the fighting pit scene, drogon is supposed to be barely large enough to pick dany up and ride off with her. he's larger than fucking balerion during aegons conquest, and balerion was like 100 years old at that time. drogon is...2-3 years old.

Young people are boring as fuck. Game of Thrones is good evidence for that.

>You've married Talisa Maegyr to the displeasure of the Freys.
Ask the Freys to renegotiate the deal and see if he has any pretty daughters. Annul the marriage to Talisa, marry Roslin and send Talisa away to the east, where my mind wont be with her. A promise is a promise.
>Lord Karstark is angry that your mother let Jaime Lannister (and his vengeance) slip away.
Properly arrest Catelyn and keep her in a cell awaiting trial. If Lord Karstark kills the Lannister boys, execute his crew, but tell his sons that if they stay loyal to him then he will live and take the black.
>Gregor Clegane is at Stone Mill, with your forces west of him and your uncle Edmure's east.
>Roose Bolton is a helpful advisor, but seems more and more disquieted by your leadership.
>Winterfell is taken by Theon Greyjoy.
>The Ironborn harry the northwestern shores.
>Tywin Lannister is torn between battling you in the riverlands, defending the Westerlands from your army and supporting King's Landing.
Lead a part of my troops alongside the Freys home to the north to retake it and assemble more troops there, leave the majority in the Westerlands under the command of Greatjon Umber and Roose Bolton. Tell them to ransack the Westerlands, therefor buying time for Stannis to attack Kings Landing. If they get pushed out they will leave scorched earth, take whatever supplies they can and retreat north. Since the Tyrells will most likely join the Lannisters, prepare for a defensive war.
>The allegiance of the Tyrells is uncertain after Renly Baratheon's death.
Try to broker an alliance by supporting their claim to the Iron Throne if they leave the North independent, maybe sweeten the deal by marrying Sansa to Loras and with that open the possibility that the 2 kingdoms might one day be reunited, though granted, it will probably not work but might buy time. Try to maybe broker an alliance with the Vale, recounting old times and them getting revenge against the Lannisters for poisoning their lord.

Chad aura

aware

Kys

NEW THREAD

>the Queen of the Iron Islands
My poor Theonsa heart

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God she looks fucking dreadful at 60

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Io l'ho in inglese
Requesting Jaime's Trial edit (the one with Dany) with bran rembering the rape

Keks

Does anybody have the version with Stannis and Shireen?

Check out Misfits, first season are pretty fun

I love when they released this years GOT official calendar, and this guy randomly got a month, they left out like 3 important characters from the calendar, but put him on it

1.77m he's not a manlet!

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White walkers had the sud Building the wall and paying themselves

Varys, do you need some air...as, it doesnt help thet trapped your balls in your throat :D

Narnia is better than both in every way

based

>Kys
kys

>how to identify a phoneposter 101
>first letter of very sentence or single word reply is always capitalized

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hnnnnnggggg

>reddit spacing
lol

Gods I was strong

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BUK BUK, MOTHERFUCKERS!

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newfag

prolonging the war so that the nobles would not turn against her when there is no more common enemy

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