Could you have saved the prequels, Yea Forums? How would you have done it?
Could you have saved the prequels, Yea Forums? How would you have done it?
This time each film would be about three hours. In each film it is only footage of me pumping natty with my throbbing cock. She is wearing that white outfit from the OP, the slave outfit, and the queen outfit.
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Actual actor direction, proper dialogue writing, better balance of fanservice
>some aesthetic changes to match the OT aesthetic, make it more "used future"
>better dialogue
There, just fixed the whole thing.
Do them the exact same way but input large amounts of liberal commentary and politics. Everyone would be recast to meet realistic standards in a diverse galaxy and every character greeting would be preceded by naming of pronouns and degenerate sex scenes.
imagine qt hershlag in a porno
Episode 1 focuses on obi wan. They dont find anakin til episode 2. Hes a teenager. Boom, 20% better already
any hershlag lookalikes?
Made Palme chubby and pregnant in that white suit. See her get fucked by a few jedi in a gangbang. Anakin walks in as she’s taking a facial from mace Windu. Shit goes down as anakin turns to the dark side, kills the jedi then face fucks padme.
I do not think i could rewrite all, just change a few things overall.
Ep01.
>dangerous droids, not useless talking furniture. Can keep the designs, just make them a bit menacing. Introduce killer droid not unlike KOTOR's one
>remove or rework jar jar to make him more serious, still a bit clumsy, but not looney tunes level. Just a lost local. And kill him quickly, because there must be some tension. Or make him a darksider undercover working for Sheev.
>keep maul, the fight was kino
>anakin, when found, is at least 15-17yo, and not born by magic. He has a rugged and cold personnality, forged by the harsh planet.
>no midichlorian. He is just very strong in the force, and he can do very simple force moves by intuition. Very simple, not rey-like, rather being able to slightly push small objects or stuff. Qui gon discover him because of this.
>actual space battle with more than 12 fighters, won by teamwork and sacrifice, Anakin playing a decent role.
>qui gon dies in the duel. Anakin feels it without knowing what it is and is touched for the first time by loss, therefore the darkside. He now wants to avenge him when he learns the truth, but tells no one.
MORE JARJAR
he's the key
Go back to George's original plans for the PT and actually fucking stuck to them so you wouldn't get weird inconsistencies like Leia remembering her real mother but PT showing her being just a newborn when it happens.
No fucking not-Boba Fett backstory.
That said, the PT isn't entirely without merit, but I think some themes like the complacence of the Jedi leading to their downfall could've been better explored. And clones should've been primarily used as a means of substituting government and military officials for the purposes of subterfuge in addition to quickly amassing a large skilled military.
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By having me dating Natalie, marrying her, having lots of children with her and living happily ever after
Less political crap
Better dialogue
More actual fun and less 'two people in a room talking to each other'
>No fucking not-Boba Fett backstory.
Of all the grabage shit and worse in those fuckign movies you call out the jango fett plot?
lightsaber duel, full penetration, solving trade disputes, full penetration, lightsabers, trade disputes, penetration, lightsabers, penetration
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Actually teach Hollywood writers how to create an interesting political dialogue through a detailed examination of history in the rise of dictatorships. I would probably make Sheev akin to a Cincinnatus or a Salazar instead of the easily digestible black and white
>Democracy always good, authoritarianism always bad
Crap through the incidence of some kind of galactic invasion or state of major unrest that made the republic feeble.
>>Democracy always good, authoritarianism always bad
palpatine was ushered in with democratic support. padme has a famous line about liberty dying through applause
i swear babbies always act like the prequels had no nuance yet they didnt pay attention to anything
Story is from Obi-Wan point of view, heavily implied but not confirmed that Padme and Obi may have had a relationship behind Anakin's back and that Luke and Leia might not be Anakin's children (never actually confirm if they are or aren't), don't make almost every character a damn jedi, no 8 year old anakin, they meet Anakin as a teenager who has aleardy mastered some force techniques on his own (force adept),
I would focus more on the Toydarians who seem to have a rich culture and history yet all the other races in the galaxy hate them for no reason whatsoever
more pit shots
Lucas still stays as writer. Get someone else to direct though, an older director like Scorsese who could have actually seen the Flash Gordon serials and Kurosawa films in theaters.
delete episode 1 as it is, start with a headstrong teenage anakin in training, show him losing control a few times but in ways that other characters can write off as him being young and impulsive, nothing as extreme as murdering a whole village of sandnogs. maybe yoda expresses some concerns/doubts to obi wan but he doesn't want to see it. and have someone collaborating on the script and directing, george needs an editor.
Watch the movies as they are with the knowledge that Anakin was mind-raping Padme the whole time with his Jedi powers.
>DeNiro as Qui-Gon
>DiCaprio as Obi-Wan
>Pesci as Watto
SS in Episode 1, nuff said.
Cytherea
>piss porn
>"used future"
Fucking idiots.
Except for tatooine there is abosultely no need for rusty stuff in the PT.
Naboo ships were glittery and shit because it belonged to a fucking royal, Coruscant was the god damn capital and the vehicles used by the GAR and the CIS were brandnew just straight out of a factory.
PS: There are no prequels anymore, just 6 original Star Wars movies, two ok Spinnoffs and two incredible shitty non canon fanfics.
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>Except for tatooine there is abosultely no need for rusty stuff in the PT.
but i want everything to be the same as the ot
>used future
I also don’t get this complaint. The Empire also used clean ships and tech.
Gone through with original plan for Jar Jar.
Used film instead of digital for eps 2 and 3.
Done.
>They dont find anakin til episode 2.
people actually think obiwan deserves to the this lead focal character instead of a supporting one. they are so wrong
Padme and Obi wan should have fugged