So i came across this character - Patchface

That's only 1, I said 4

second: I rape you
third: I rape you again
fourth: I rape you and your landlord

so there are mentions of interspecies breeding to create monsters and shit
why the fuck fattie wont expand on that and stick us with tits and whores

He's pandering to what Americans want to see, he wants the big money.

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>supposed cities and ruins like this far beyond westeros
>waste whole time showing the whores

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have sex

because the story isn't about cool cities and ancient empires. Are you people stupid? You can't make a story just of going LOOK AT THIS COOL WORLD BUILDING. You need characters and character development, you can't just describe cool distant locations.

well they say pirates trade slaves near sothoryos.
plus slave women breeding with creatures.
wont mind seeing that

strong belwas is cool

Because he’s too subtle for dabid, also because they hate anything tangentially stannis related

Red wedding, blackwater, Stannis using the shadowbaby to kill Renly, the Frey pies

The fact Lady Stoneheart wasn't involved is far worse than Patchface not being involved.

Because D&D threw out 99% of the metaphysical magic plot.
White Walkers were reduced from the ethereal and mysterious civilization of magical builders. Who make palaces of ice, ride giant ice spiders, and worship a God that rivals R'hllor, into a bunch or silent hive-zombies with a one-shot kill mechanic.

Victarion is a faggot, wizzard-pirate Euron is the real bbeg.

you take that back

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Yeah, let's have a scene of Littlefinger saying "play with her arse" as he describes politics to a pair of whores. That really built character.

im talking about the books, the show is shite

You're BTFO via It's time for you to go take a walk.

>wizzard-pirate Euron is the real bbeg
Who isn't in the show either.

how badly will he breed her?

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Other than Asshai, anything east of the Bone Mountains is just flavor text and world building (which is why half of it is just references to Lovecraft and the other half is a curious shared-mythos with Westeros' Age of Heroes)
It'd be nice if he explored Sothoryos a bit but it's almost intentionally closed off narratively because it's filled with horrific diseases worse than Grey Scale and almost no one returns from it

KINGS BLOOD FOOLS BLOOD BLOOD ON THE MAIDEN'S THIGH

what is subtle in writing is not subtle in film. a character like patchface would be the most overt and insulting thing in existence in live action. in writing it can easily just come off as an odd quirk.

he predicted the "bad pussy" line from the sand snakes.

I really want to see Patchface interact with Aeron, as they're both drowned men given back the sea.

Too redpilled

What if, this Dornish prince that has vouched his forces to Dany is, Quentyn Martell?

Dude what, he's not even the most significant character not to be included. Where's Victarion Greyjoy? Where's Arianne Martell? Where's Rhaegar's eldest son Aegon Targaryen? The list is long

Because then D&D would have to go into the background of the different gods, the avatars, etc, and we all know they’re not gonna do that.

boring
more teets and floppydicks instead

Just to let you all know you are complete mouth breathing idiot of you are impressed by "prophecies" in a fictional story
And yes I know Shakespeare did it. The audience was dumb back then

Victarion is just a fag who kills a lot of people in battle because he fights unarmoured sailors and p.s. catching a sword with his hand doesn't make him a badass, it makes him a shitty fighter who couldn't outclass some no-name knight and had to resort to desperation to avoid getting killed

>The audience was dumb back then
>back then
there are literally billions of religious people alive right now

>might want to breed shireen underwater
proofs?

whoa dude you're so intelligent for making sweeping statements about a narrative device with effectiveness that varies according to the author's skill at weaving storylines

kill yourself

Some may be relevant but most is just world building. Asshai and the Shadowlands are definitely going to play a part, and I'm still convinced that the Land of Always Winter circles around and connects to it. If Dany doesn't go to Asshai at some point after all the build up to it and the invites she's received I'll be pissed.
>To go West, you must go East

Victarion isn't the bbeg, he's the hero.

>so i came across this character - _______
>why the fuck is ____ not in the GOT tv show?
literally interchangeable with a significant number of other book characters
where's my gaybro joncon? wheres interesting plot device lady stoneheart?

You're a brainlet if you think anyone's impressed by the fact a writer wrote a prophecy then fulfilled it later, it just makes Patchface more interesting because his other dumb songs can be used by the reader to predict what may happen later and it confirms that he is actually connected to a higher power rather than just a rambling maniac.