Left with the best man's number

haha
spastic will always be one of my favourite words
thought the same.
must mean she can be inserted into a thing's rectum without vaseline.

>I am a lady.
I genuinely can't wait until all of these people are gone.

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all freaks should be forced to fight one another in arenas for the right to survive.

Kek

Reminder that not 300 years ago, maybe 200, this creature would have been killed for being some kind of changeling or demon and paraded around for all to worship. We're at that stage, lads.

don't worry, when the egg clutches in the hives of every china town in the world burst open simultaneously in 2020 and 80 billion insect nymphs swarm the earth's surface, you won't have to worry about these deluded lunatics, they'll be the first ones to be rendered down into nesting material and royal jelly.

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Based and Chrysalis-pilled.

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My money is on Warwick Davis.

his acrobatic skills and ant-like arm strength will surely render most opponents disabled.

Maybe the guy just had a thing for freaks.

SPAZZERS.COM

WHERE IS IT

Reminder

archive.org/stream/HarrisonBergeron/Harrison Bergeron_djvu.txt

So, being a pedophile is seen as a mental illness because you're attracted to signs of infertility in women, then what does having sex with this woman mean?

Excellent point. I’m going with best man being a dribbling spastic personally.

I would fuck her and post a webm in Yea Forums. I seriously don't understand why this shit triggers Yea Forumsittors so much.
Neets included.

It’s so dense

stop bumping your shit thread holy shit.

>user i think it would be so sweet if you gave that cripple girl over there your number and took her out on a date

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>while you're down there love
Based retard doesn't understand that they're taking the piss

If they spit-roast her, their dicks would touch in her stomach

>That one Maltesers advert where woman in a wheelchair talk about having a literal spaz attack whilst giving a handjob to a guy and making him cum
>It's a fucking advert
>Children can see it
We need the rope

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You just know

Link?

I'd fuck the christ out of that gremlin, she looks like she'd throw down and let me throw her down.

All this forced acceptance of disabled people is just patronising.

>Spoon feed me

I'd like to force her to accept my dick.

She looks cute here

The worst part is, she's right
take the blackpill

god i will fucking fuck her so hard her body will be shaped after my cock
she will never be the same without the stench of my cum covering her
i would carry her on a bag if i ever need a quick nut on the go, imagine feeling horny and just pulling her out of the bag, grab her around her waist, using her as a onahole, bust some quick nut and putting her back OH MY GOD, I AM SHAKING RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>i can take as much as they can give
Oh?

>that one episode of Undatables when a mutant like this rejects an honest good great guy because he too was disabled

What am i supposed to search? Malteser retard ad?

>Match with girl on tinder
>She's cute even though it appears she's in a wheelchair
>Whatever, no harm in broadening the horizon
>Set up up a date, she tells me to meet outside her apartment
>Some time later I send her a message that I've arrived
>"Okay, my mom will come down and open the door for you"
>The fuck?
>An elderly veiled muslim woman opens the door for me and lets me inside
>Should've left at this point
>Her mother and I don't talk due to a language barrier
>So the trip up the elevator is even more akward
>Eventually I enter her flat
>There she lies, in a unmade bed surrounded by piles of dusty clothes
>She makes jerky movements and groans when seeing me
>Truns out she can't move or speak at all
>My chest feels tight and I feel a bit panicked
>The words "what the fuck, what the fuck what the fuck" are repeated in my head
>This girl is way more handicapped than I thought
>Her only way to communicate is to type on her phone(with great effort I might add)
>For whatever reason I decide to follow through with the date since I don't want to be a dick
>Her mother pick her up and place her in a wheelchair
>Before we leave her mom asks me to lift some furniture so she can pick up something she dropped earlier that day
>With that out of the way it was time to take this girl to some café
>Autobots let's roll out

cont.

>The mother wanted to tag along to the entrance of the apartment complex
>And as such all three of us couldn't fit in the elevator
>I walked down the stairs instead
>Considered for a brief moment to outrun them before the elevator got to the bottom floor and make my escape
>Tempting, but that goes agains the code of the supreme gentleman
>They finally reach the entrance and I have to wait for the extremely slow handicap lift to take her down the last steps of the stairs
>The screeching of the lift matched my internal agony
>When they're down her mother hands the chair over to me
>I'm behind the wheels now
>We leave and I ask her where he wants to go since I don't know the city that well
>She rotates with her feet either to the right pr left and I steer the chair in said direction
>We finally reach the café and I get a coffee while she gets hot chocolate
>I pay and ask where she wants to sit(kek)
>There is almost no conversation between us due to the obvious reason that she can't talk
>Instead I ask a bunch of stale questions and she replies by slowly typing on the phone
>All of a sudden she makes a bunch of jerky movements and she gags on the straw she got with her hot coco
>She coughs, spit and gurgle all over the fucking table
>Jesus Christ get the napkins
>She nods when I ask if she's alright
>Decide that enough is enough
>"Oh shit I need to get going"
>Wheelgirl don't ask any questions and we roll the fuck out of there

cont.

Nobody cares if you find it, if you can't figure it out then too bad.

>On our way back I speedwalk faster than Sanic
>Actually bumped into someone by accident since I couldn't stop the chair on time(underestimated the weight of the damn thing)
>Despite the guy almost getting knocked over her handicap opression card saved me from any scolding
>Noice
>When we finally arrive outside her apartment there is a horribly akward and long wait of silence before her mother gets down
>As she opens the door I give them both a brief hug and speedwalk to the bus station
>Relieved it's over
>Get home and figure I should blow off some steam by shitposting in a manlet thread on /fit/
>As I lift the lid of the laptop google is still on alongside my last search
>"How to have sex with a girl in a wheelchair"
>Close the page and groan in shame

Haven't told anyone I know IRL about this

any photos f her ass? midgets have big plump asses

>try to fuck a terrorist
>don't expect horrible inbreeding

>I'm a lady
>Is out in a club

Doubt

GO FOR IT, fuck her and leave
shes probably a virgin, so you will make her a favor

My fetish is fucking cripple girls. Hell doesn't even have to be girls, even a cute guy would work. I get so fucking hard just seeing people in wheelchairs. I've even came from just a blind girl feeling my face. It doesn't matter the disability or even the age, something in my body just gets so hyped up from the thought of taking advantage of the misfutortuned. It's a curse that I can't control but it's one I wouldn't live without if I could.

Seeing this monster doesn't affect me at all because I'm only attracted to humans.

Worse advice ever, the pussy stank will penetrate your senses so bad you'll end up handicapped yourself. Props for going through with it, for that brief period that girl felt loved and normal

youtube.com/watch?v=WDx_Dy0ipL0
here you go, user.

>I'm a northern lass
luv midges
simple as

If a normal lad started dating her, he would need to get some legal protection to stop him from going to prison after sex-killing her

Thanks bro. What a horrorshow advert. As if she would have friends like that. Looks like a shit hand job too

I'd take her out of her wheelchair. I'm not as short as you.

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It's a copypasta.

In the lore of the commercial the wedding party were all members of a circus freak show. I think they had to cut it down for time

You've seen it before?

They clearly want to imply it was some 6ft chad than couldn't resist her beauty.