>BOARSLAYER! >GET IN HERE, WE'RE TELLING WHORE STORIES >WHO WAS YOUR FIRST? >MINE WAS SOME YOUNG BOAR AT THE >BATTLE OF SUMMER WHORE. >THOUGHT HE COULD END THE HUNT WITH A SINGE SWING OF HIS TUSKS. >I KNOCKED HIM DOWN WITH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER, GODS I WAS STRONG THEN >PROBABLY STRETCHED EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY
Wasn't Selmy supposed to be the GOAT swordsman, right behind Dayne? How did he get killed to easily by a bunch of fancy shits wearing 100lb. gold masks? Why did so many of the Unsullied get fucked up for that matter?
Your Grace, I present you my latest invention, known as the 2K22 Tunguska. The missile (NATO designation SA-19 Grison) has semi-automatic radar command to line-of-sight guidance, weighs 40kg with a 9kg warhead. It is 2.5m long with a diameter of 1.7m and wingspan of 2.2m. The missile’s maximum speed is 900m/s and can engage targets travelling at speeds up to 500m/s. Range is from 15 to 6,000m for ground targets and 15 to 10,000m for air targets. Two twin-barrel 30mm anti-aircraft guns are mounted on the vehicle. These guns have a maximum firing rate of 5,000 rounds per minute and a range of 3,000m against air targets. This extends to 4,000m against ground targets. It is designed to provide day and night protection for infantry and armored regiments against low-flying aircraft, helicopters, cruise missiles and of course, dragons in all weather conditions.
he was 60 and killed a dozen before falling no one can beat overwhelming numbers
Connor Foster
they killed him because they refused to let danaerys have two advisors at once and they think the majority of their audience are retards (they're not wrong) so they widdled it down so that only tyrion would be there for dany in her time of need
was Stannis poster before but hes aint got chance with cute sad Dany
Hudson Carter
Why do you need to be digusting ugly incel loser neckbeard who is literally SEETHING over fictional character? You are pathetic and should be ashamed of yourself.
Shownlys couldn’t keep up. Plus David and Dabid got asspained when GRRM told them Tyrion was never going to meet/work for Dany so they made they’re own OC end to Meereen. They probably had the same reaction all the faggots on reddit are having at the show ending not being the same as their faggoty fan fiction they’ve spent hours reading and writing
Logan Howard
Why did they do Rickon so dirty, he’s unironically the most interesting Stark >youngest Stark but also the most feral, barely has memories of his father and mother His siblings didn’t even mourn him in the show
Jace White
Memeable mature man doesn't mean good character either :^)
Dominic Ward
>hating a shitty character means that i support another shitty character no. anyone who unironically likes show arya, show sansa and show daenerys deserves to be put to the sword for such shit taste
you're just so out of touch with women that you think cute image = good actress/character
Official ourlass list >Melisandre >Roslyn >Ros >Myranda >Doreah >The other red priestess >Myrcella V2 >Cersei >the whore littlefinger wipes cum off of >the whore that gets pussy grabbed by the second sons >Waif(u) >young Bran
When I made this post the dragon cunt was at like 30 votes, and in 5 minutes it jumped to 120. Shizoposter pls stop.
Jason Torres
He doesn't need one, Lord Paramount of the Reach will do him quite nicely. Fuck Olenna and Margaery and Mace fags, actually destroyed by a lowborn cutthroat. Based Bronn isn't even related to that fag Garth Greenhand
Aaron Baker
>unironic danyfags where the fuck have you been for the past 4 weeks? no one fucking liked dany here forever, are you from reddit or tumblr?
I can already imagine their shocked and tearful expressions in the Burlington Bar once Dany dies. I never even knew I was a sadist until now.
Blake Reed
Latest leeks
> (Episode 5) On Dragonstone, Tyrion betrays Varys to Dany in order to save himself. Varys escapes by jumping into the sea to re-join his mer-kin, who even now are attaching rudders to their new sea dragon, Rhaegal. > Arya and the Hound arrive at the red keep. Cleganebowl. The Hound stabs the Mountain through the heart or possibly chops of his head, but he doesn’t die. Arya kills the mountain > Arya is about to assassinate Cersei, but Euron appears. Euron somehow knows she isn’t a servant girl, and throws her out of a window WWE style, crippling her into Bran 2.0 > Cripple Arya is taken to the walls by Euron to taunt Jon Snow with her floppy legs. Grey Worm fucks up Harry Strickland by flashing him his gaping fleshpocket. > Jaime fights and kills Euron, using his golden hand to bash in Euron’s skull. He makes it to the Red Keep to find Cersei, who is planning to burn the city down. Jaime trips over and accidentally stabs Cersei, and then kills himself. > Dany goes full madwoman starts burning the city herself even though there is now no need. Her Unsullied begin murdering the population and bluntfucking the women with their nubs. > (Episode 6) After winning the battle, Dany puts Tyrion on trial for telling her that Cersei was bestqueen. Tyrion tells her he was always doing it for the family. Everything he had advised her was to protect the Lannisters. > Tyrion convinces Jon that Dany is evil using his dwarf cock. Dany lies and tells Jon Cersei used wildfire. > Jon kills himself after exiling Dany to live beyond the wall, where she immediately gets frostbite and dies, muttering ‘fire cannot kill a dragon, but snow...’ Ghost eats her body. > The realm is then governed by a council of onions and Davos, who draws the faces of Stannis, Robb, and all the other dead Kings on each of the onions. Bran isn’t involved and does nothing, possibly become a tree.
High in the Halls of the posts that are gone Janny would dance with his trolls The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made The posts that upset him the most
The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long He couldn't remember his face They spun him around on the damp blue board Spun away all his money and days
And he always does it for free Always does it for free He always does it for free Always does it for free
Look at Pedro, they were having a orgy there probably with lots of coke
Ethan Garcia
What is the tactical advantage of having stag antlers on your helmet?
Alexander Perry
it's season 7 all over again same happend with this influx danyfags out of fucking nowhere i thought they were Yea Forumsmbler fags
Noah Clark
> The realm is then governed by a council of onions and Davos, who draws the faces of Stannis, Robb, and all the other dead Kings on each of the onions. Bran isn’t involved and does nothing, possibly become a tree.
kino
Jeremiah Parker
>pre-bravos Jaquen To be fair I'm pretty sure Braavos Jaquen is a different person than pre-Braavos Jaquen
Justin Thompson
Intimidation and that's it.
Jackson Rogers
any other rage review that are similar to maulers?
Robert Ross
you truly realize your love for someone only after they gone
>Character trying to do the right thing but it never works out too well and he ends up being stabbed by his sworn brothers. >brought back to life only to fuck up some more and get made fun of >Normies like him I don't think Jon will ever be well liked here.
Luis Fisher
I want to kiss Sansa
Luke Morris
Finish the books you fat fuck
Ayden Cook
you can catch your adversary's sword with them, provided your neck is strong enough (but that isn't a problem for chad Baratheons)
I’m glad Manderly’s speech was never in the show, GOT doesn’t deserve it as it wouldn’t hold the same emotional weight. You still have people in the show calling Ned and Robb fools and even normalfags agree with this view. The purpose of their deaths were not meant to show how stupid they are, it means so much more than DUDE they’re dumb for being honourable LMAO.
Lincoln Powell
LAUGHING STORM
Jack Green
>ourlass >no frogfu >no moon is no egg girl
Grayson Cooper
If Stannis was Rob's hand would he have kept shit in check? Would the boar still ride to this day?
Tyler White
did she get raped or not? i don't remember shit
Lincoln Lopez
it's probably the same crowd that came here after season 7 episode 4
it's either oldfags here being extremely ironic, or just tumblr/freefuck tourists who can't cope with their waifu being exposed
>all a bunch of statements that aren't important or mean pretty much nothing without context based
Logan Allen
Guys aren't like girls, they aren't attracted to the same generic qualities like being tall rich and having a big dick
Carter Ward
Bobby Feels
Jaxson Mitchell
>an hero 1 fucking week after getting depressed >meanwhile in my wheat gameplay there were characters that would go on 15 years being depressed while having children ruling etc before Harrenhal's curse killed them
Anthony Watson
Will Kingslayer (mano d'oro) be able to beat Cleganes (fusión) in single combat?
My source has only provided me with episode 6 leaks. And I can confirm who’s dead starting episode 6: Euron, Cersei, Jamie, The Mountain, The Hound,
Joshua Hernandez
Still better than not reading it at all like many of the other characters.
Ethan Young
>free as study material from d&d D&D were actively telling the actors to not read the books
Joseph Richardson
I'll quit that campaign because I don't have any female targs alive and the velaryons are rhollorfags and don't want to marry me. Better dead than mutt
Nathan Moore
To balance a bit the game and not make it boring
Connor Hill
Yeah we know this, episode 6 is Dany dying, and perhaps Jon.
Eli Jenkins
>who is meera >who is ygritte
Julian Thomas
Did Grrm specifically add the "it is known" line so all the Dothraki seem ignorant as fuck
Jayden Brown
would it even help? the plot is completly subverted, if they acted as if hinting some development of the books that will never happen in the show it would turn out weird "lets do our best" with a big *sigh* was probably a daily occurence
Jason White
Ramsay actually played her bf in another show
>cutest girls are all blood of first men Andals BTFO
bronn doesn’t get Highgarden and is basically told to fuck off.
drogon gets wounded
no use of wildfire in episode 5
Jack Morales
Is that in Westeros technically? places we've seen a lot of NORF Beyond the Wall Riverlands Vale (less than the other two, but still, even saw a bit of what's out of the Eyre) Places we've seen often but limited in scope KL (rest of Crownlands never seen - except Bronn's castle) Dragonstone (limited to main island/Dragonstone proper) The city of Dorne (+ the Tower of Joy) Places we've seen a couple times Westerlands (Castelry rock + Robb's campaign in S2 presumably) Reach (Tarly hall, Citadel, Highgarden) [field of fire 2.0 in one of these 2]
Seems to em like we've seen all of them
Nolan Perry
she was such an underrated character I hope her death is better in the books
All killed by Arya except for Euron, he's killed by Yara. It wouldn't surprise me if Jon and Dany end up being useless again during the episode 5 battle.
I bet Natalia Tena does things that would make Proxy Paige blush.
Jayden Harris
bs we already know the ending and Bronn is on the council
Hunter Ortiz
Tyrion
Jaxon Turner
No, they killed him off because he kept trying to keep to the books which caused tension on the set between him and the directors. They got rid of him because he was trying to honour the source material more than they were.
>Dany about to burn KL >Robin noscopes Dany from the sea >Jon goes "come on!" fin
Jayden White
Sweetrobin
Nicholas Baker
Jorah for the orbiter
Daniel Martinez
That scene is just mean
Lucas Garcia
>I could be riding bear dilf cock right now
Lincoln Brooks
>tfw you realize Jorah was the only Westerosi who was 100% dedicated to you and would be a perfect husband, yet you send him to the front lines and later carelessly expose yourself so that he is forced to protect you and die trying
Friki never leaked that, it was some guy on reddit who leaked that. He also predicted shit like Arya killing NK, Jaime dying with cersei, etc, months before the TV show even aired.
Jackson Morris
hope the trollocks show up in the last 2 episodes
Aiden Cruz
>Dany meets Bran >"It was beautiful" >"what" >"When Drogo raped you and the bells were ringing.....It was beautiful"
You're Robb Stark during the War of the Five Kings.
>You've married Talisa Maegyr to the displeasure of the Freys. >Lord Karstark is angry that your mother let Jaime Lannister (and his vengeance) slip away. >Gregor Clegane is at Stone Mill, with your forces west of him and your uncle Edmure's east. >Roose Bolton is a helpful advisor, but seems more and more disquieted by your leadership. >Stannis will soon land in Blackwater Bay and attack King's Landing. >Tywin Lannister is torn between battling you in the riverlands, defending the Westerlands from your army and supporting King's Landing. >The allegiance of the Tyrells is uncertain after Renly Baratheon's death. >Winterfell is taken by Theon Greyjoy. >Sansa is still a hostage, Arya presumably also. >The Ironborn harry the northwestern shores. >The Martells have declared for no one.
>all this after he traveled all the known world to find a cure for his illness which consisted in being skinned alive for like 1/3 of his body surface without anestetics
Gabriel Bennett
wtf i love lesbians now
Isaiah Robinson
Who the fuck is this Geralt lookalike meant to be anyway? He was prominent in the pyre scene too.
Christian Hernandez
what the fuck are these bells everybody keeps talking about?
Parker Scott
so do the golden company turn on cersei because the iron bank actually bought them so they have no loyalty to her?
Easton Morris
It all makes sense now, the whole series is Dany just sperging out because her brother never fucked her.
James Brooks
Not really sure honestly. The only other place I can think of is the Isle of Faces although we've already been to Harrenhal. It'd make sense if Bran is gonna do some greenseer shit there.
Adrian Martinez
Euron kills jon drogon arya cersei and jaime turing danaerys into his mad salt wife while tyrion becomes his jester whom he forces to fuck other dwarves for his twisted amusement
Well, maybe Unless we see more of the Stormlands, we only got that shot of Renly's host without much background on where they were or anything else
Justin Torres
THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT
Owen Price
It's their version of chicken, maisie lost here because she turned.
Dylan Howard
Attention.
Xavier Torres
Targ madness is caused by inbreeding, but is cured only by the act of inbreeding It's all so complicated
Anthony Smith
what do you americans call this aesthetic?
Kayden Brown
>suddenly He’s been top husbando material for a while
Kevin Long
Kit apparently has corrected D&D a couple times, most notably that Sam was a POV character. Selmy, Davos, Jaime, Theon, Brienne, Doran, and the Hound were all apparently fans too.
Dance and Dillane never read the books, and Dillane is pretty open about hating them.
Tyler Turner
They're gonna cheer when she burns all the innocents aren't they
man, DnD may have butchered this shit. GRRM may not ever finish the books. But thank the gods for this cast. Absolute kino, all of them. except the sand snakes
Logan Wilson
>niff that's what a non-consenting fox says
Carson Scott
kek, Branposting always makes me chuckle
Blake Brown
declare for stannis and attack Kings landing.
Charles Myers
daenerys looks good here
Dylan Flores
And yet both had the most faithful representations
Colton Young
I refuse to believe a manlet can be attractive or likable.
>Imprison Lord Karstark >Let Radmure dab it on the Mountain >Harass Tywin's forces with skirmishes to force him to stay in the Riverlands >Break off a portion of my army to cut off the Ironborn from reinforcements and then kill any remaining one
Hudson Williams
he didn't, I saw one of those buzzfeed type videos once where the actors answer most searched google questions and he only had a vague idea about what azor ahai was
Anthony Ramirez
I know I will
Nukes fuck yeah!
Connor Sanchez
>Edmure
Still hoping we get to see him getting busted out.
Eli Fisher
Based Q man
Jaxson Davis
Stannis and Dany should just fuck. They’re both bitter autists anyway.
Camden Adams
>I refuse to believe a manlet can be attractive or likable.
robb was a manlet, though, and he's really attractive and plenty loved him
That'd be cool. Might be Gendry finally claiming Storm's End for himself and continuing the Baratheon lineage. Then we get a shot of him forging a helmet with antlers.
Robert Sanders
>what are heels Sam can't be over 170, wtf
Colton Watson
SANSA IS A MONSTER SANSA COULD LITERALLY STEP ON ARYA
Ethan Baker
you stop this
Camden King
based and kino
Blake Ramirez
oh god its like all the parties I go to :(
Christian Scott
what would save season 8 for you? Mine would be Bran setting up his coffee shop Starkbucks at a little shack just slightly east from the Fist of the first men in the final episode
Jacob Murphy
hang back and wait for the result of the kings landing battle. if stannis wins the war is over, if he loses make an alliance against the lannisters.
Nicholas Jackson
what the fuck did she mean by this
Christopher Carter
NEW
Nolan Richardson
"The undead did not kill Sam because they forgot to, that's why he was able to lay on a growing pile of dead and cry until the battle was over"
Julian Wilson
Khal Drogo or I dump her for being gay
Noah Allen
Inb4 HBO starts selling Dragon forehead tattoos
Lincoln Thomas
Happy ending for Hound, Targ fucking shits either die or do not end up ruling
Jace Morgan
>Richard Madden >Alfie >Kit >Sean Bean >Podrick >Gendry >Iwan All are 5’10” or under
Connor Sullivan
Someone got that spoiler image where they predict the whole e4 and the rest of the season? Or is it bannable offense.
Jonathan Martin
>I refuse to believe a manlet can be attractive or likable things you say when all you have going in your life is your height being above 6ft
Camden Williams
When did Dany look this good. Holy shat!
Angel Stewart
imagine looking like that, jesus
Brandon Martinez
I wanna rape Sansa
Jace Clark
She's 1.75, not a giant
Nathan Cook
Send Karstarks back North to retake Winterfell and keep their lord near me because his experience is helpful south. Really just separating him from his forces. Set up the Radmure/Frey wedding at Riverrun. With full force hit KL at the same time as Stannis, hopefully I come up behind the Lannister relief force
Lincoln Nelson
>SANSA COULD LITERALLY STEP ON ARYA who says she doesn't?
I legit do the same thing with the boys desu. It's just a game of chicken to see who gets called a faggot next.
Liam Hernandez
Where will this take us
Christian White
A goblin and Boy George walk into a bar...
Nicholas Torres
It's not exactly this image, and no I've been in this goddamn website since 2008 and found it weird that nobody posted it. It's the one that says bran sits on the throne.
John Nelson
He reminds females of that beta who finally moved on just after she gets pumped and dumped by Chad