HBO's Rome is the best Ancient Romans sho--

>tfw we didnt get a proper gannicus vs oenameus
>tfw we didnt got to see more legendary gladiatores dueling
>tfw there wasnt a proper skilled roman soldier with some sort of legendary status prestiegie to have a balanced duel with either spartacus gannicus inb4 ceaser, ceaser was literally raped by that faggot manlet
>tfw no spartan gladiator

>its a good Solonius episode

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>ancient rome
>n

ancient rome setting is so fucking boring im surprised there are shows about it at all

Words fall from mouth like shit from ass

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No.

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>black person
already disqualified. Negroes were invented and bred by the Jewish deep state in order to destabilize the surviving white nations after WWII, with several forgeries about histories being spread into the jewish-run universities and museals

>DICK IN ASS
>HE SAID DICK IN ASS HAHA
>SHOW GOOD

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The most retarded brainlet shit I have heard today. Neck yourself pleb. Literally the most interesting period of time in all of human history.

>ywn fuck a slave and yell JUPITER'S COCK

>dat big tit woman
>dat germanic ass woman

>its a good Cossutius episode

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Yeah we need more WW2 movies

Only the first season was good.

>tfw you buttbuddy loses

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Romans and Rome are hugely overrated.

Its time for a rewatch lads

They are perfectly rated. However modern Rome and Romans are shite.

>it's a batiatus shoves someone's face in rotten flesh episode

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I liked it.

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>They are perfectly rated
Not really. Most of their conquests have been against literal backwards tribes or already declining empires, they added almost nothing to the natural sciences etc. Everything about them is overrated except for their social structure which again, was based on what other civs before them already had.

The only reason they are so highly regarded is because they've conquered what is today's Europe. European history has its roots in the Roman empire.
If you want to recognize the Romans/Italians for something, give them credit for everything they've done during and after the Renaissance.

>Godtier bathing culture
Everything a man could want

Rome was the first modern state. So much of the political, cultural and military customs that you take for normal were introduced by the SPQR. Rome is the most important civilization in world history and its not even close.

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That was a retarded scene you have terrible judgment

Spartacus is a cheesy show to watch when you're drunk. No one actually likes it.

>BY JUPITER’S COCK I WAS STRONG THEN

Seriously though, someone needs to make the meme fo Batiatus with his eyes glowing red as he yells, “Jupiter’s cock!” but also with ear rape.

Are any of the Spartacus season worth watching beyond the first one?

>Are any of the Spartacus season worth watching beyond the first one?
Unironically no,

First 2 seasons are great. 3 and 4 are still good but you have to deal with Liam (who at least grew up on me) but he's not Andy :(

>watched season 1 twice
>never seen season 2
is there any point? new actor for based spartacus man, no more gladiator school, no more battiatus, i just want a show about a ludus competing with its rivals and eventually getting to the big time games in rome

Season 2 is Gods of the Arena, a prequel. It is a must watch.

3 and 4 are still great for the bro ship of it all and seeing the ends of all these characters.

Liam only got better because the new sheboon Navea was so awful

Absolutely wrong

great argument

Plenty of good tits to go around in Rome

CACK

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There are other historical settings to explore, Babylon for example. Perhaps Assyria, Thebes, Bronze age collapse.

>is there any point? new actor for based spartacus man,
Gods of the Arena didn't feature spartacus at all, it was a prequel made to give andy time to recover which sadly he never did.

>3 and 4 are still great
Yeah, no. Enjoyable sure.

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Love James Purefoy.

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T. Gual
>Rome is the most important civilization in world history
More important than the first civilization in world history?

He elevates literally everything he's in. Even Resident Evil was pretty fun

Stop it with your eurocentrism please. Decolonize your mind.

Way to shorten my sentence. I said 3 and 4 are still great for the bro ship.

You can't prove me wrong.

Kino
Reddit

>bro ship.
You shipped the two bros who ended up fucking?

>More important than the first civilization.
Yes

How the fuck is Jai Courtney so shit and wooden in everything else? Did his Spartacus hair give him magic powers?

Post YFW 13!

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some excellent waifus in spartacus

that blonde lady is gorgeous

Well that's just wrong, how much of what Rome were stuff they didn't just take from other civilizations?

He's unironically good in Suicide Squad

He's just one of those actors who lack any real screen presence. He's forgettable and blends in.

Good Cossutius!

Kino?
youtu.be/Y7LqpPWcDsM

>POLITICAL DRAMA AND CHARACTERS BATTLING WITH THEIR WITS ID BORRRRRING SLO MO CHOP CHOP FIGHTIN N HOOR TITTIES MAKUM CUM CUM ID BEST OOOOPSY POOPSY MUMMA I MADE PANTS PUDDIN AGAIN

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>He's unironically good in Suicide Squad
Suicide Squad was universally bad though. One of the worst movies I've ever seen.

>2nd from left: dude weed lmao
>3rd from left: skelly
>5th from left: I'm too old for this shit
>7th from left: if only you knew how bad things were

you okay there, fag?

>Cossutius prequel when?
That's one of the best fighting against bigger guy fights ever.
There's almost no shows about ancient romes, it's all classical period you dumb pleb

was julius caesar raped in real life?

also where are the tits?

Can one of you post the greentext where the kid "liberates" rooms in his house from his parents while adressing them Spartacus speech

For me it was Up Pompeii

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There were persistent rumors he traded his ass for favors, there was an eastern king Nicodemus? or something who fugged him.

According to his politic enemies he was the fuckboy of some important dude when he was younger.

Absolutely but it's only an almost complete failure, there are some aspects that were good.

*blocks your path*

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>tfw no late middle ages rome show

Carry On Cleo too if bawdy British 60/70's comedies are your thing.

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Truly, none stand its equal. Also, for me it's Licinia

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>Season 2 is Gods of the Arena, a prequel. It is a must watch.
never seen any of it. so should i watch season 2 before watching season 1?

da vinci's demons comes close enough

No. You need to have the knowledge of these characters to fully enjoy it.

> that last guy with the perf face who invented the DP
poetry

that would be the chronologic order of the story.it doesnt make sense to see the series that way though.
Gannicus best guy.

Great show but Romeboos (as in the Roman civilization, not the show) are insufferable

Ahhh, good cossutius

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HBO
more like HAHA BOOBS OLMO

Such a shame he was tricked into banging the hag.

Rome became a Lucius and Pullo's excellent adventure in Season 2. Spartacus's writing was equal to Rome, especially in the first season. The acting was also equivalent. Rome had heavier hitters but the Spartacus actors all did great. The only thing Rome clearly had was better production values, which is the least story-oriented aspect of those three metrics.

Based
was going to post this

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Looks like a gay Jimmy kimmel

>once again the gods spread cheeks and ram cock in fucking ass

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I liked Spartacus (at least until they replaced the MC's actor), but i loved Rome. they're both good.

Not soon enough

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What are the power rankings of the show? I know Gannicus is #1 but how do the rest follow?

XIII or bust

Andy was legendary in his role but Liam did a great job in War of the Damned.

Gannicus>Spartacus>Oenomaus>Crixus

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where is your argument
the fact you have no response to him just makes me think he might be right after all

Asher>all

Fair enough.

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I piss on the 13th.

This

Who here /sybil/?

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They really did a disservice to this show by making the first episode so shit. I remember when it first came out I watched that piece of trash and immediately dropped the show. Only years later after looking at the tv threads I picked it back up and it turned out to be kino.

FUCK THE FIRST EPISODE

This but unironically

Whole first half of the first season is slow as shit. Second half is unfiltered kino though.

Based low t poster

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I still love watching this show.

>imperial era scutum
>lorica segmentata
>spear that is visibly not a pilum
WHY

>rome
>big budget HBO show portraying itself as high brow entertainment with something to say
>ends up being total schlock with lazy writing and an unsatisfying ending
>forgotten right away

>spartacus
>advertised as low budget schlock that was never supposed to be more than gore, tits, and asses
>ends up having consistently great season finals and one of the best show endings
>deep narrative about what it means to be free and the struggle for liberty
>putting a mirror in front of a voyeuristic audience that wants to be entertained by the characters having to fight for their lives
>criticizes late roman decadence as analogue to modern life on a meta level
>spartacus only gets his freedom once he dies and the show has ended
>gannicus goes out being cheared on by the fans

High art!

It's about time I rewatch it.

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a regular Jimmy Kimmel, then

The way she was begging him for his cock

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Based. Spartacus is the best blood and tits show of all time.

It was dumb and over the top, but wasn't that bad

It was pretty boring desu.

based

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Neither rome nor spartacus are part of "ancient" rome. Fucking faggot, go back middle school

AND WHAT OF GOOD SOLONIUS

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Nigga's teeth looks like someone FaceApp'd his smile.

>Ancient History covers all continents inhabited by humans in the 3,000 BC – 500 AD period.

ET TU, user?

It's what happens when you don't have upper lip.

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Keep reading and then focus on rome not the fucking ancient history article

I mean, c'mon, Rome was the better drama series, Sparatcus, while good in its own right, was just entertaining and a breath away from being a soft core porn lol.

Unironically die in a fire kebab scum.

No.

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>ancient rome setting is so fucking boring
you're either a woman or a complete moron

>eurocentrism
t.nigger

worst actress i've seen in a long time, instantly annoying in any scene

Based. I liked Spartacus but if you think it's in the same league as Rome then you might honestly be retarded.

The thread is saved.

do you stand fucking roman?

she would've ruined the show if it wasn't such unadulterated kino. Cringed my ass off every scene the cunt was in. God, I hate the bitch. Not even hot.
That twink homo Nasir turned warrior was ridiculous as well

They took a lot from other civilizations, but he's correct in saying that Rome was the first modern state. Being Roman became an identity that stretched across thousands of miles and hundreds of cultures. It's hard to downplay the significance in millions of people all calling themselves Roman, speaking latin, and abiding by the same laws.

>tfw he stands fucking roman and his words fall from mouth like shit from ass

>didn't get naked
AAAAAAAAH

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How much of anything anyone does ever isn't based in part from something someone else is done?
>Tfw pic related is stolen from other civilizations because buildings existed before

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*blocks your path*

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MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

Are you really spreading gossip about a guy who's been dead for thousands of years

I don't remember calling either show boring

Isn't Rome just Greek ideas done better though?

*ruins your show with over the top stuttering*

That sound he makes is like nails on a chalkboard.

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Romans innovated and implemented such a massive amount of ideas that it varies from subject to subject. Anything you're curious about in particular?
Rome's military, for instance, functioned essentially the same as a modern military with a top down and bottom up command structure and was the first professional military in world history. State funded, state equipped, and state trained.

Spartacus s1 is on the same level as Rome. The other seasons missed Andy but were still very good.

People wrote it off because of the sex and gore I think but that's really just icing on a great story and performances.

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This.

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Andy has a halo effect from getting killed. The other dude was better, ngl

youtube.com/watch?v=MyCkVIMe0pk
im sorry bros

Liam was fine, especially in the final season but Andy was fucking radiating with charisma.

Liam's biggest problem is that he was Andy's replacement. If he was in from the start I don't think people would have any problem with him, he was just a bit too different and it was jarring as fuck at first.

Andy's weird breathy voice and pretty boy adonis jaw creeped me out. Liam's hard voice was much better.

Biggest problem is he lacked both the physique and confidence at the beginning.

RIP Andy bros

>Rome has better writing, acting and production values but Spartacus is so much more fun
Suck my gigantic germanic/nubian cock you absolute pleb, Rome is miles ahead of Spartacus in every way

Shut the fuck up, nigger. Nobody denies Rome is absolutive kino, but Spartacus was also great.

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Didn't the post you're responding to already say that?

Fuck off, Roman filth.

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I fucking hate that so many flicks have this type of colour correction. Would unironically look better in pure black and white

Rome was HBO's Rebecca Black, then again a Friday death slot always suited it best

Interesting map concept.

Listen, Centurion and The Eagle are good British-Roman kino.

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>standing fucking roman

>WOOOO MANLY MAN STAB EVIL MAN OOOOHOHOOWOWOWOW

You're all just as bad as the capeshitters, at least they know their shit is fiction

Guarantee anyone who watches this m'lord m'lady crap is ghostly white

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the only time I've liked channing tatum in a film, he surprised me tbqh

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>blocks your path

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Scottish fucking shits

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Kek. Found the estronaut.

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Is this actually good to watch in 2019 or was it just kino at the time that is now extremely dated?

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Spartacus was absolute dogshit in all aspects.

delet.

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someone post them

>ywn be Rob Tapert

Agreed. Spartacus is in a much higher league, didn't have to blow their budget on muh authenticity and end their story prematurely. Even when Deadacus caught cancer and passed away they managed to finish.

Plebs is the beat show set in ancient Rome and no one can prove differently

poor barca. he really got his shit pushed in. although i guess his fuccboi had the worst of it

In historiography, ancient Rome is Roman civilization from the founding of the Italian city of Rome in the 8th century BC to the collapse of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD, encompassing the Roman Kingdom (753 BC–509 BC), Roman Republic (509 BC–27 BC) and Roman Empire (27 BC–476 AD) until the fall of the western empire.

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i watched it recently (less than a year ago) and enjoyed it. just treat the whole performance like a play

How come tits makes everything better.

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Luck the best

Oh yeah. I liked that she sympathized with him, what a rough way to go

it wasnt the whole first half. just till whenever spartacus fucks up his gambit against the undefeated ghoul and gets thrown into the pits. just going off memory but it couldn't've been more than 4 episodes before it got gud

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even though his death is technically merciful with that vision of the arena being granted him and with anime-doctor there too i was still fucking heart-broken to see him crucified. i remember how reluctant he was to take arms against the republic. he foresaw the ending and couldn't escape it

What's dp?

It got good around Theokoles.

double penetration in this case, I guess.

Nice, there's also that gif with the actress with huge milkers getting railed from behind, that's her one and only imdb credit
>mom, dad I got a role on the TV show Sparticus!
>That's great sweetie, we'll tell all of our friends and family so we can have a viewing party at the house
kek, that's got to be awkward.

Words fall from mouth as shit from an ass.

Based and Julio-Claudian-pilled

You mean good Cossutius?

point being that from the humble origins of being porn-with-plot and terrible blood CGI gushes spartacus managed to reveal the kino within. rome is always gonna be the better show due to its stronger foundation of budget and top-tier actors, but it never caught me off-guard with its brilliance the way spartacus kept doing up until the end.

i guess it's fair to say i'm just less appreciative of rome, even as a fan. spartacus was perfectly visceral. besides keeping andy alive there's literally nothing i would've changed

He was a good friend.

A lot of the writers left when andy died and it showed badly. The show was complete trash when mcintyre took over.

no it wasn't

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Isn't Spain underrated here? At least a bit?
>Daqin (Chinese: 大秦; pinyin: Dàqín; Wade–Giles: Ta4-ch'in2; alternative transliterations include Tachin, Tai-Ch'in) is the ancient Chinese name for the Roman Empire or, depending on context, the Near East, especially Syria. It literally means the "great China"
This with the due respect for the Chinese, that along with Indians and Persians are Civilization-tier, and not Ruined-everything-then copied-it-tier like Germans, Slavs, Turks, Arabs, or Shit-nigga-what-are-you-doing-tier like the Mongols.

>Vey good. Simple. Hoi redditoi can understand tits and blood, cheap drama and softcore. It has Lawless in topless!

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They just do. Greek kino >>> Roman kino in my most humblest of opinion

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are you the same guy who keeps making this joke in every spartacus thread? every time the titcow is mentioned or posted somebody keeps making repetitive cracks about her actress showing it to her folks

>its an episode that takes place after batiatus dies

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>season 1and 0? Kino
>season 3? Serviceable
>season 2? Shit

judi bowker is a literal goddess.

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It peaked with S4. Fuck you.

Should i watch the Kubrick movie? Is it good?

aaagggghhhh....

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Why the fuck would you tap that from behind and deprive yourself of experiencing those magnificent milkers?

BY ORDER OF THE MIGHTY CAESAR, ALL MOCKERY OF SPARTACUS AND THEIR ONE GOOD SEASON SHALL BE KEPT TO AN
APPROPRIATE
MINIMUM

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AAAAARGH I WANT THEM SO FUCKING BAD

THIS POST WAS BROVGHT TO YOV BY /ROME/
TRVE ROMAN THREADS FOR TRVE ROMANS

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>You shoot magic coins out of your ass? If so squat and produce!

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How their military operated was very revolutionary. Their formations weren’t used before they invented them ( and it was a lot more to it that just locking shields together). And most generals doubled as engineers because where the Roman army conquered, the Roman army built things. Like roads and forts and walls. And plus no one was rocking a republic before them (with the added bonus of representation for the plebeians(that was shit, but the peasants at least had something))

based and republicpilled

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>be a few years back
>scrolling through similar thread
>that gif gets posted
>instantly fap with the force of a thousand suns

First and only time ive seen a woman and felt the instantaneous need to cum.

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>ywn be Gannicus and have your bloodthirsty Germanic gf Sara bring home a shy but sexy Sibyl for you to have a threeway with
Should I kms?

Nah, become Gannicus yourself.

BUT YOU DREAM Yea Forums
Your simplicity long ended, when you watched Game of Thrones and capeshit, and you thickened your folders with wojaks and (you)'s... Because you have fallen in love with all the things in life that destroy kino... do you not see... and you, as well as I, know, that as the board declines and the memories stale and all your great threads fade, it will always be remembered, you left your Moot in Reddit!

For I will go on, WITH MY JANNIES!

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>Should I kms?

>There's only one way to become champ. Never fucking lose.

>with my jannies

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OUT OF THE WAY ROMAN FUCKING SHITS
SET TONGUE TO FUCKING PURPOSE

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>haha wouldn't that be awkward guys
it's probably the actress herself, posting it as a coping mechanism because she know's her dad fapped to it
>and that gets her wet

>OUT OF THE WAY ROMAN FUCKING SHITS

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the last episode before he gets caught is literally
>SO MANY OF THEM..ROMAN FUCKING SHITS

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but the lady of mercia loved rome surely. her father, alfred the great, went to rome and was received by muh pope

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How can I tell you what it was like to be young; to check big gets? And to believe when Moot looked you in the eye you could do anything. In his presence, by the light of Yea Forums, we were better than ourselves.

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Listen, fuck Rome and fuck Ingurland lmao.

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One of the best and most satisfying endings ever.

__ ___ _ _____ __ ____

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Stop.

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multiplelaughingpatricians.webm

Go piss the Vikingshits and Game of Capeshitters off but you've got no say in this thread, faggot.

god I love sue.

youtube.com/watch?v=uIFpeBwfvbc

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Why is she so shiny bros

greasy skin my dude
keep in mind shes wearing makeup for the camera so its probably even worse usually

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Do not bully Sue, pls.

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>Tattoo on left wrist

Sorry, only debt free virgins with no tattoos can be top tier cutie pies.

bully pls.

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The tattoo itself was apparently based on her favorite historical artifact so it's based anyway

I cannot believe/tv/ liked this

the only SAVING grace Spartacus had was that is had good sex scenes and SUPER HOT women
also the nigger in that picture was white in real life so fuck HBO

Yea Forums is more than the sum of its parts

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yes. but it's not really a kubrick movie it's a vehicle for kirk douglas bitching about people not liking communists for the umpteenth time. still enough kubrick autism to be worth watching though

Which kubrick movie is this?

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>Spartacus, that is not my name
>I shall hear it again, given voice by loving wife in greeting longed for

Why couldn't we save him, Yea Forums?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THESE ENDLESS ANCIENT ROMAN AND GREEK SHOWS BUT STILL NOTHING GOOD ABOUT ANCIENT EGYPT THAT ISNT FUCKING BIBLE, CLEOPATRA, AND MUMMY SHIT!!!!????

I didn't finish Rome but did the siblings fuck?

CALIGULA
you fucks, now let us fuck the Senator's wives!!!

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I too can not wait for a show about ancient Egypt with an entire cast of subsaharan black actors.

Just watch Stargate

Stargate more like starshit lmao

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Don't ever reply to me again, shol'va

You're a good lad deep down.

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YOU COUNCIL TO SUCK THE COCK THAT PISSES ON ME

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>ONE
Pleb, at minimum its two good seasons.

nobody really understands ancient egypt so it would be fantasy basically even worse than most historical fiction but with more creativity required and there's the rub

rip in peace

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i say this every time this is posted but this is so gay. imagine putting this in your movie

THESE WOMEN NEED TO SHAVE THEIR BUSHES IN THAT SHOW

>but this is so gay
>cuddling with a bunny is gay

delet.

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I could not disagree more vehemently

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Damn look at them calfs!

Cringe faggot poster

it's an unmanly level of pussy worship/supplication which makes it gay

oops i responded to myself

You're alright.

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>Are ya winning, Uht?

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AAAAAH THOSE TITTIES ARE SO FUCKING NICE

You're a good lad.

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Absolutely perfect

>"I guess the real War of the Damned all along is getting your boipucci plowed by a Roman twink, eh, Sparty?"

jesus christ Starz

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of course i am

bunnyfu is a solid choice

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Recently I finish watched Spartacus S4 and thats a good show, how series did in comparison to GoT back in 2010?