what the fuck was his problem?
What the fuck was his problem?
John Long
Dylan Lee
Sauron’s employment package didn’t cover dental insurance
Colton Anderson
no DENTAL PLAN
Nathan Ross
no chapstick either
Asher Green
Why did Eragorrn just kill him? Aren't hands of lords/kings protected by unwritten rules or something?
Cameron Garcia
He was an Anglo
Luis Brown
woah look at those chompers
Thomas Sanchez
Ate too much lard of the black land
Noah Bell
probably not when you're facing the unholy servant of a literal devil who wants to cover the land in darkness
Mason Bailey
whats that black goop running down his teeth?
Colton Lopez
this tbqh
Jaxson Thompson
daisy ridley school of dentistry
Mason King
LISA NEEDS BRACES
Kayden Roberts
Not being canon.
Ian Perry
He didn't in the book. It was really stupid for Jackson to knowingly make the change, film it that way, only to later cut it because he didn't think it was very kingly of Aragorn.
Charles Murphy
Why did he say Drakaris at the end?
Connor Wilson
>not being canon
u wot?
Colton James
Sebastian Thomas
DENTAL PLAN
Jackson Powell
FEED NEEDS SNEED
Cameron Adams
Formerly Lisa's braces
Jaxson Ramirez
Where's that Daisy Ridley Mouth of Sauron pic?
Connor Phillips
Nobody to touch his tra la la
Leo Parker
THE FRANCHISE WAS DEAR TO THEE, I SEE. KNOW THAT IT SUFFERED GREATLY AT THE HANDS OF ITS PRODUCER. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ONE SO GREAT COULD ENDURE SO MUCH DISGRACE? AND IT DID user, IT DID.
Landon Hall
Why do I find this hot? Fuck.
Jose Foster
Are medical expenses not tax deductible in Mordor?
Dominic Roberts
Aragorn violated the Geneva Convention when he beheaded The Mouth of Sauron. What the FUCK was Aragorn's problem?
Lincoln Perry
It was stupid for him to bluff about killing Frodo. If they had captured Frodo they'd have the ring, and Sauron wouldn't be negotiating with them at all. That, or Frodo gave the ring to Sam to complete the task. So all he did was confirm that the ring is still in play, Frodo and Sam made it to Mordor, and they're doing the right thing trying to draw them out.
Austin Kelly
The Black Numenorean must fear the Faithful.
Charles Ortiz
anyone else kind of want to learn the Black Speech?
Cameron White
I had a friend who spoke fluent Elvish. And he got actually mad when our DnD group spoke the Black Speech. And started cursing in Elvish. Was pure autismal rage. His character was named Telef. And we called him Elvish Telephone.
Good times
Levi Sanders
I learned a bit of it. One time my mom was bitching at me about something. I looked her dead in the eye and told her "leave me alone" in the Black Speech. She stopped mid-sentence and her jaw dropped. She slowly stepped backwards out of the room and slammed the door. Ten minutes later I went upstairs and she was sobbing while my stepdad held her. He glanced at me with fear in his eyes then looked away.
We didn't talk for a week after that, and she didnt fuck with me again.
Chase Martinez
>user curses his Maia mom
you monster
Jeremiah Scott
>Sauron sends out a single man to negotiate peace
>the "good guys" demand they leave the only land they have to certain death
>physically unprovoked, the messenger is killed in a declaration of war
I think it's clear who is in the wrong here.
Oliver Morgan
The fag who got killed? Yeah
Brandon King
Doesn't matter. He was a nazi
Jace Allen
Wow.. based.
Brody Nguyen
This is how it begins, you know? Your mouth will rot in no time.
William Campbell
The weird guy shot first, Aragorn did nothing wrong
Ayden Gonzalez
He was pretty hot desu
Camden Bell
Begone!
We did not come here to waste words with the Mouse, faithless and accursed, still less with one of his slaves!
Bentley Clark
Sauranon enforces his will
Lucas Rodriguez
Sauron had violated the NAP when he attacked Osgiliath