Bros a girl is coming over to my place tomorrow night. It’s going to happen. What do we watch?

Bros a girl is coming over to my place tomorrow night. It’s going to happen. What do we watch?

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Police Academy

Good suggestion

fight club

if she's wearing a parfum and some nice clothes, don't bother watching anything, just fuk

American Psycho

Blacked

One blanket, lights lows, scary movie. As soon as you have an erection whip out your dick.

The odds that she cancels last minute are actually very high. You should relax.

this

Alien

Dr. Zhivago, Brief Encounter, and The Bridge on the River Kwai; a Lean night.

BR2049

take her to detective pikachu

A Clockwork Orange

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Lol was about to comment this and was surprised it popped up just as i did.

god I love this movie.


put on someone that is mainstream and popular so you can talk through it / fool around.


this. women flake WAY too much

Hivemind

big lebowski is the best movie to watch with a date

kek

Porn

Das boot

lars and the real girl

>As soon as you have an erection whip out your dick.
He gonna greet her with droped pants

Step Brothers
It'll make your pathetic NEET life look adorable and hilarious, rather than cripplingly depressing and pathetic.

Only do this if you are both boomers.

Follow it up with Betelgeuse

a turin horse, satantango, werckmeister harmonies. a tarr night

The Vice Incel documentary

>blogging on Yea Forums
>asking for advice from NEETs

listen you stupid little faggot, no one cares about you. especially us, we in fact hate you. in fact, you're going to have a shit evening tonite. everything will go wrong because you're a pathetic loser. lets go over how disgusting you are

your breath smells
your balding and your hair looks terrible
your body is hideous to look at naked
your face is ugly, greasy, and spottty
you have nothing interesting to say or hold a conversation
you act creepy and unnatural around women

now here's a tip for you before she comes over. run a nice hot bath, and run a razor down your wrists you useless sack of shit. she'll sigh in relief when she finds out she dodged that bullet, oh and your parents will be thrilled they don't have to deal with a failure of a son anymore. have a shitty night shithead!

audition (1999)

Doesn’t matter just as long as you have fun

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Shrek

I did this... Cant recommend 1/10

>only movie I had worth watching

>makes fun of someone for blogging on 4channel
>blogs on 4channel
have sex

About Time

>blogging on Yea Forums
4what? this is 4channel, man, you got the wrong website.

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don't watch anything ffs what is wrong with you

Master and Commander

>What do we watch?
Invite chad and see him masturbate in front of you both.

If she actually likes it then marry her