/trek/

This entire design had comfy firmly in mind.

There's a Voyager episode where this happens

It’s stated in TNG that the ship is self cleaning.

Your shitposting as it has been is over

Attached: 656456.jpg (1436x1080, 648K)

Okay. Stop bumping and let /trek/ die then.

Reminder that MKUltra = Valley Forge

okay

>*slaps cafeteria tray out of your hands*
>clean it up, robutt

wat do

Attached: DOT-7.jpg (1772x742, 165K)

was never a fan of the wood paneling

couldn't the set designers have thought of something better to lay down than office carpet?

The wood paneling is exactly what I like. Seems like something Picard commissioned himself, too.

Not so empty Asstrometrics lab.

Attached: Sevens arse - Star Trek.jpg (640x480, 89K)

There were a few episodes where they started with Picard and Riker off duty. Data is second officer and is shown commanding the Enterprise at these times.

imagine how disappointing it would be if you were given command of a starship but not command of the interior decor.

Attached: another day on the enterprise.jpg (1440x1080, 159K)

NIGHT CREEEEEEEEEWWWWW

Don't like her at all.

>not a huge disgusting ass with cellulite and the inability to wipe
Why does 7 of 9 have no ass?

Haha, epic reference to that hilarious Robot Chicken sketch! What a great show, I should buy the dvd collection on Amazon.com today!

Who cares about her ass when you can have this fine Cardassian fine.

Attached: mpv-shot0003.jpg (576x432, 29K)

What does genetically engineered cum taste like?

Attached: 2973146-kahn.jpg (800x480, 44K)

Dead thread post ships u would fuck

Attached: 1556149052755.jpg (1615x622, 406K)

Humans do sure. I don't know about the other aliens that are given shifts

What's interesting to note is that fandom was shipping Paris/Torres years before the writers were.

salty milk and coins

Attached: USS_Enterprise-E_in_nebula.jpg (1142x721, 104K)

this was the last good "hero" ship design

Attached: enterprise-e-views.jpg (1981x1229, 345K)

Like a bad rendition of a famous character

We never really got to know her. It was mostly bridge/engineering and some hallways. It lacked the verisimilitude of the Ent-D.

>L'rell will never step on your balls

Attached: D6I2N8MUYAA7q8I.jpg (960x1200, 211K)

Because Paramount gave them a budget of $5 for the TNG movies.

Just like the M16.

It's a shame that the enterprise-d simulator had to be terminated, I was hoping they'd eventually make one for the enterprise-e, I guess this is as much as we'll ever see
youtube.com/watch?v=16Gm7I50h8s

They should have leveraged the Ent-E sets for a new series with a Sovereign class ship post Voyager instead of cheese fart submarine prequel.

It's interesting about the movie franchise, how TMP killed any chance of a big-budget, cinematic Star Trek film, with everything after having to work on a shoestring budget; that is until JewJew was able to impress Paramount enough into letting him spend as much as he wanted, but even the reboots suffered a similar fate.

She ugly

Although TMP made big at the box office, it went horribly over-budget and was a critical failure, no thanks to a thin plot stretched over 2.2 hours and cold, robotic acting from the TOS cast (what did they mean by this? I do think TMP is kino but its problems are glaring)

ah, an user of fellow taste

>Data sneaking a look at her tits at the end
Could have had 4 seasons of Shelby instead of that fat fuck. Riker did have bigger tits though.

they had creative burnout from the 24th century though
i'm not sure if a prequel was the right way to go, but ENT did have a lot of promise

ENT sucked and I’m glad it was cancelled. Its fans are worse than DS9.

i was gonna say something about STD fans, but then i realized it has no real fans

Attached: Bridge of the Enterprise D.jpg (1440x1080, 853K)

post m'ress "fan art"

looks ugly and gay

ok f*am here's your starship

Attached: 37e3e4d4b76e703e2126fce7de3deb9e.jpg (550x492, 23K)

How did they think this was a good idea?

they're high on their own farts

>neckless
>potbelly bulbous midsection
>visually cluttered with random patterns
>one of the ugliest nacelle designs ever
>looks like shit from the front
>looks like shit from the side
>looks like shit from the back
>looks like shit no matter what angle
The Ent-E is awful and anyone who likes that piece of shit needs to turn in their opinion card.

FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW
AND I HAVE TOUCHED THE SKY

>>neckless
>>potbelly bulbous midsection
like (You) xddd

roomba

It's pretty much agreed that this is the worst Enterprise ever, right?

Attached: enterprise-11-11-08.jpg (1888x800, 192K)

The designs for everything post-TNG are disgusting and too harsh for the tone Trek is supposed to have. DS9 gets a pass because it was designed by Cardassians and it fits with the series' ambitions to tell grey stories. It's supposed to be about people resisting the darkness so having a menacing structure with colorful decorations works. Haven't seen Voyager but the flying spoon looks retarded and gay as fuck. The E is a trash design, too complicated and rigid. There's absolutely zero flow or sexual appeal about it.
This thread is dead except for that oldfag who talks to himself all day, you wanna get something to eat?

Attached: thyo3882dmm11.jpg (730x673, 63K)

No, the Akiraprise is the worst

it's so dopey it makes the J look good

Attached: ent-comp.jpg (1005x1005, 91K)

I've been going to 1701 for years and every single time I open the tab there's always THAT guy making cringe comments over and over. It's like he's an alien entity that has power over the mods and they're afraid of him or something. Last time I was there he was literally making shitting sounds and adding bizarre commentary from the episode being shown. Don't get me started on the in-jokes these people have, calling keiko cakehole and changing the cast's names and whatever. I honestly couldn't give a shit about any of it up until I had to endure what was the end of every couple of episodes where they shoehorn some heavily edited video their local tranny "musician" made with absolutely TERRIBLE music, it's like breakbeat but made by someone with no skill or training, 4minutes+ of this shit the fucking cringe man, and they have multiple videos of this shit going on. At least in the past you could just go through the list they had on display and watch whatever ep you wanted while the group watched VOYAGER but they even hid that the absolute fucks. Don't even bother to want to watch some trek on the weekend there because it's movie weekend, or MOOBIES like these dweebs like to call it. Last time I saw them actually stream a trek movie was the first time these fucks shoehorned this shit as an excuse to watch movies aka fucking forever ago. And you can't even try to connect with these people because you're basically held hostage to sit and listen to them drone on about unfunny stupid shit 90% of the time, their daily boring routine lives or their shitty jobs for hours and hours. Absolutely horrible congregation of cringe.

wat

checked

Attached: [email protected] (400x237, 41K)

i was so angry when this thing popped out. like what the FUCK, i've never seen these things ever in my trek. so where the fuck did this faggot come out of? that's when i dropped STD and declared it non canon.

they don't know what star trek is and just do what they know from star wars
so, astromech droids out of nowhere

does /trek/ like documentaries about irl star trek stuff?

Attached: p15758881_v_v8_ab.jpg (960x1440, 148K)

Let /trek/ die

Attached: 2019-05-10_21.47.55.jpg (368x358, 122K)

>If we've never seen it before it must be non-canon
This is what's wrong with Star Trek (and /trek/ itself)

No

Attached: 1505678090159.png (512x493, 145K)

>anyone for tennis?

Attached: Frakes.jpg (550x510, 193K)

star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek

Attached: Star-Trek_Voyager-Torture_Deathwish_15.jpg (416x280, 24K)

Finally finished DS9. Gonna watch B5 next to see how it holds up, but it's got some shoes to fill.
The Good
>Julian & Miles bros 4 lyfe
>Sisko gaining his religion
>underground punk band Kira and the Cardassians
>Dukat doing nothing wrong
>Jeffrey Combs playing 1 billion characters
>Captain Nog
The Bad
>Dax's Love Quest
>Quark's bipolar disorder
>Deus Ex Odo
>Worf post-Jadzia
The Ugly
>Breen lore NEVER EVER
>inconsistent sense of time passing
>Next Up: Voyager

The Defiant looks retarded too.

B5 is almost unwatchable after DS9 because it's like deja vu but where the repeating event is worse.

I'm hella bored and thinking about streaming some Trek with a voice/text chat, anyone game? I've been going through DS9 again so we could watch that or if someone wants to watch something else we could do that, too.

Yeah it really does. Interesting ship design should start with a strong silhouette so the reader can track this abstract shape through different angles and lighting. I guess the Defiant is distinct in comparison to every other Federation design with the saucer and two nacelles, but it's such an ugly uninteresting clusterfuck of nothingness that a paper plate spray painted silver would look more pleasing. The Defiant is literally uglier than Ed Wood's starship designs.

Attached: image0-23.jpg (628x792, 123K)

Are you a girl? If not, then no thanks.

bortis only sleeps once per decade

>it's an "user talks about silhouettes in relation to design theory" episode
Comfy kino.

why does it have nostrils?

I'm totally a big black nibba
Come listen to my deep, soothing, chocolate voice while I roll hasperats

Why does it look like ET in a space suit?

Post link

B5 is better unless you are biased or a mentally ill trans"woman"

>Muh J. Michael
DS9 may be a ripoff (or not), but it's surely better than Babylon 5.

Romulans.

Attached: trul.png (1530x1538, 3.46M)

>it's better because I say so!
Kill yourself

I'm so bored with the Babylon 5 fag

>bawww stop saying bad things about DS9!!!!!

Bajorans in Starfleet uniform

Attached: CLR9PT7.jpg (712x1077, 65K)

DS9 is obviously a rip-off. The guy who wrote it was the first person to ever imagine a space station and the reason every network rejected it is because the concept was too outrageous for the public to accept. I mean the spinning space station in 2001: A Space Odyssey was an interesting rough draft but the idea of people living in artificial environments in space really belongs to that guy no one has heard of who wrote that show no one cares about.

Is this satire?

cringe, this is the best ds9 retards can think off while trying to come off as clever

wow clever comeback which mouth breather on youtube did you steal that from post link pls

>seething
I wasn't trying to be clever, unlike you. Retard.

This would make a comfy, yet lonely desktop background. Any of Voyager like this?

Attached: 1449654647497.jpg (1280x1585, 637K)

Christmas Seven is cute!

I honestly don't understand why you're still on this crusade. Isn't 9 years enough to put your vendetta to rest?

based 9 years caller outer

remember the time some egyptian guy invented tardigrades and neil degrasse tyson plagiarized him

I didn't quite understand how Bajorans can/would wear Starfleet uniform. How do you meet the grueling academic demands of Starfleet while being in the Militia

Kira got a field commission, like the Maquis on Voyager. Ro grew up in a Bajoran colony and went to Starfleet Academy.

Yes. But if you read the books( i know non-canon) the Bajorans do eventually get uniforms.

IT IS BETTER

I don't even know how to respond to that.

Where's Bashirfaggot?

Good question VF

They never do

Stupid fuck got banned again. Imagine my surprise!

Attached: GAY AIDS FAGGOT WITH AIDS.png (720x946, 914K)

If I was captain of voyager I would let the crew dress however they wanted, dress down Friday every day

>irl star trek

How is a Kubrick inspired Hollywood production "irl star trek"?

Attached: NASAMoonLandingConcise.png (815x506, 83K)

I just want to lick that pasty neck while fondling the boyish balls

>that guy always creeping on bashirfriend
I laugh but in all honesty it's a pathetic scene

You might have the gay, user.

Attached: 1554687482930.jpg (641x641, 55K)

You'd know

Valley Forge is:
>MKUltra
>Jimmy 2x
>9 Years
>GDDNW poster
>Riker’s genitals poster
>Garret Wang

Fucking traps isn't gay bro

Valley Forge is:
>MKUltra
>Jimmy 2x
>9 Years
>GDDNW poster
>Riker’s genitals poster
>Hasperat poster
>Ro fag
>Selar fag
>snitch bitch
>Midnight's Edge fag
>star trek poster
>229
>Bashirfaggot
>It counts poster
>the tranny janny
>angry user
>dossier user
>schizo user
>Garret Wang

>Friday night
>forever alone creeps and retards posting about tripfags
gay

Why is data such a disgusting mary sue?

Why is Kes such a disgusting mary sue?

Why is Hoshi such a disgusting Mary Sue?

>it's a data episode

Attached: 1476954877760.jpg (522x593, 30K)

>it's deanna episode

Attached: index.png (207x243, 6K)

>you're here too and talking about them

EYES IN THE DARK

these niggas wearing DRESSES OH NO NO NO NO NO

Attached: 2Gayk.jpg (640x480, 53K)

>I don't care what the Captain says. I look STUNNING.

Attached: TNG, Riker skant 1.jpg (215x400, 11K)

She justed hard, and hit the wall. Poor girl.

Attached: Jennifer Lien let herself boldly go.jpg (666x1000, 140K)

deanna episodes are usually watchable when her mom is in them

The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will continue to endure long user is finished scrubbing the holodecks.

Attached: IggyDubs.jpg (320x320, 16K)

I don't get it, why would people have that reaction to them?

I feel like the person that reposts this shit is borderline retarded.

Fuck off. Dubsminion posting is /trek/'s last great meme.

cringe

Cmdr. Riker looked disgusting--nipples protruding--in his red dress before the admiralty. Very very disrespectful.

To be fair, the bar's not set real high

what if the admiralty likes it?

Attached: admiral sulu.jpg (517x900, 251K)

holodeck posting was good

I dont get it

Attached: rqkp5hfqnseytfwhpm1k[1].jpg (1600x1120, 386K)

Łwaxana was based but then became the cheerleader of degeneracy with Deep Space Nine.

Attached: Geriatric Pregnancy.png (720x543, 469K)

This is the best post.

Attached: Killy.jpg (550x746, 86K)

memes and shitposts are the cancer killing /trek/

such cheap and tacky carpet! needs some deep pile

Keep bitching at me, you are just bunping our thread on a slow night, too,

Attached: 1549935397195.jpg (1262x1005, 285K)

I could feel her up.and program her to like it.

i agree, if god was a trekkie, which he isnt because he doesnt exist, then he would let everyone in to heaven anyway.

Remember when someone made a virtual recreation of the Enterprise-D and then some asshole lawyers from CBS gave them a cease and desist order?

If I was on one of CBS's numerous talkshows I'd bring this up again and again to the embarrassment of the network.

Her and the mirror Asian got it on. I came so hard to that.

>mirror tilly looks better that JJ SJW tilly.

It looked dated when the show first aired. Who thought making a starship look like the furniture area of an Office Depot was a good idea?

Woah, why are you so hostile? I was genuinely concerned about the quality of /trek/ but if that's how you're going to act nevermind.

Checked.

Attached: Cadet Sylvia Tilly 2.jpg (662x643, 58K)

I want to rewatch Trek again, but dread early DS9, and all of the bad episodes of TNG. Still haven't watched discovery either and I intend to keep it that way for a while after sitting through the first episodes.

Attached: image_search_1556197625650.gif (245x296, 665K)

I need to play a TNG/DS9 era online FPS now. A Source mod would be neat.

I didn't get as rude as the bully posters here.
I said to keep bumping the tread. Also. post /trek/ related content instead of just complaining.

Attached: M'Ress_at_communications_station.jpg (1024x768, 75K)

Friendly reminder that this was the campaign that lead to the doldrums of 2019 on /trek/.

A little bitta peeps and poops on the chan.

Attached: the ol tism on trek.png (1588x887, 867K)

I love you /trek/ and I'm hugging you right now. Stay happy and have fun! The 'now' is always the most important time of our lives.

Attached: Riker carrying Nicolas Cage across the threshold.jpg (1280x1467, 505K)

You're pathetic. You're as bad as the posters you say you hate and I wouldn't be surprised if you're the bully posters.

I started watching Voyager for the first time, because I'd been putting it off for so long.
This series is so fucking weird.

A perfect example of it are the Threshold episode and the episode immediately after.
Threshold was so fucking garbage in every respect that I almost thought I was watching a satirical comedy show or something, the dialogue, the story, the way things played out. It was so fucking unbelievably bad.

And then the very next episode is probably one of the best Voyager's episodes I've watched. It's the one where Tuvok learns that violent natures / sociopaths are inexplicable and learning to deal with aggressive tendencies isn't easy. It feels like I watched a TNG episode, there wasn't on-the-nose metaphors or excessive preachiness.

How the fuck did this show even operate during serialization? Did they change writers every week or something?

...

Yvonne Craig (Batgirl) as an Orion murderess that tried to seduce and then stab Kirk..

Attached: Yvonne Craig in Batman (1966).jpg (1337x1000, 101K)

Rand is best girl.

Attached: MU Rand.jpg (632x1263, 157K)

Bashirfaggot licks the cum of the holodeck floor after other people used it for holo orgies.

how the FRICK do circadian rhythms work in space with no sun

I've lost count of how many times I've fapped to the idea of fucking that tranny.

just turn off the lights lmao

The ship lights emulate the required wavelengths and whatever?

How'd you like this episode?

Attached: 6465464464.png (875x633, 934K)

Attached: worf wears literally just a jansport backpack.png (1424x1080, 1.49M)

Yeah, and in engineering they have regular old office chairs. If it works, it works.

Attached: trek.jpg (640x480, 44K)