/twi/ - Twister General

Tell me about Dorothy why does she have the mast?

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Did you see her cows out front?

i never thought we had a /twi/ general. Exactly the type of general that /teevee/ needs

Do we have a stormchaser tier list?

My favorite Helen Hunt movie.

Anybody knows what was up with this thing? I never understood

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Couple months ago I sat in bed reading my copy of the script in book form along with the movie.

Good times.

...
DEBRIS?!?!?!!

Oklahoma where the wind blows sweeping down the plain...

no idea. always wondered. one of those weird people in the group that isn't really there. Prob for good reason , (shes a bitch).

tl;dr
lesbian bitch trying to save the planet.

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finger of God

What cows?

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Jami should've been Jo and Helen should've been Melissa.
There is no disputing this.

>Melissa

Wasn’t there a Melinda?

Twister's the only storm chaser movie that I know of.

Jan de bont has this weird obsession with making extremely average people in his movies. He gave them all rag tag cars too. Same thing in SPEED, the bus riders were all awful looking street people

best scene/music incoming

youtube.com/watch?v=MHFl1ahjfVc

Twister has an amazing soundtrack

youtu.be/JOQROSh2mk8

This one really bangs at about the 50 second mark

This movie is peak 90s comfy. What are some other movies that come close to this?

Dante’s Peak and Armageddon tickle my comfy desaster bone

Speed
Independence Day
Volcano

Philipp Seymour Hoffman’s greatest role tbqh

None of these are comfy

Dante’s Peak is EXTREMELY comfy.

this post is gay and aids

It's the point basically when the twister... sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously

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Die Hard with a Vengeance

>dantes peak
High pressure, stressful, worrying, fast, claustrophobic

>armageddon
Worrying, stressful ,dramatic. When they get separated in space its chaotic and tense as fuck. Things constantly go wrong, there are mishaps, conflicts and stress in every scene. Not an ounce of comf.

>speed
Literally the opposite of comfiness. This has got to be a bait post.

>independence day
Bait.

THANK YOU NASA

3 big stars of this movie are now dead

By this standard Twister is out.

>High pressure, stressful, worrying, fast, claustrophobic

Oh come on, why don’t you hop into the hot springs and soak off some of that stress :)

Why isn't Deep Impact on your list?

Reminder he would've lived if he did literally absolutly nothing and he's not any kind of hero, just absolutly retarded.

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I wanted to include it but I haven’t seen it in so long...

fukken checked

Yeah, it always bothered me that Jo and her mom were totally fine after the doors blew off. Still, hè didn’t know that I guess

>eggs in pan before even flipping the steak

That shit gave me nightmares as a kid

>Fucking F5 tornado tearing your door from its hinges
>HURRDURR I'LL JUST HOLD IT SHUT WITH MY ARMS

The scene wa as fucking retarded on many levels

Mr Twister, I'm The Extreme. Uh, you don't get to fling cows

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He works for the omnipotent one..the finger of God
>The suck zone..
Aye

The Extreme has blessed Twister General with this F5 get

Drops cutlery...

>nasty storm last night
>had to stay over at a friends place because of floods
>we got some liquor, turned off the lights and opened the blinds to see the lightning
>put on twister
>this thread shows up

not bad faggots. Also during a storm is the best time to watch it, especially the drive in scene

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Sounds very comfy, user

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I'm happy this thread is successful. Long live /twi/

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Independence day is Peak 90's comfy kino