CLEGANEBOWL EDITION
>tfw 8 years later this fight is finally being payed off
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I just know the fight is going to be horrible too.
First for euron
ned and reed
How will DnD ruin Cleganeb Owl?
/Dany/
Is Pilou dare I say it /ourguy?/
God this makes me hate Dabid even more.
*COUGH*
CHECKEM
*WHEEZE*
>hound dodging the mountain's swing by taking a knee
pure kino
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
This.
Zombie retard mountian vs the hound is gonna be dull as hell, they'll both die and this board will bitch about it for a month.
cant get enough of these varus edits
This is /emilia/ now.
The grieving continues
based redditbro
every actor who looked at the books has agreed at one point or other
What's she saying?
emilia > shit >>>> daenerys
thank you
Adding Greyworm into it
So Waifu is apparently coming back in the next episode...?
of coursh fuck off reddit
>more dimensional
Wouldn't work with normies
Thank God the Stark family is doomed to extinction.
ENOUGH WITH THE FOOOKING COUGHING
Fuck I didn't know I could get more mad
god i want her milkies
reminder that cleganebowl was always a meme and DnD are doing it strictly for fan service
>unironic danyfags
haven't been here a few days, what the fuck is going on? what is this madness?
ARSELING
I hope he's getting paid well at least
people have been shitposting Cleganebowl for close to Seven (7) years now, if it's anything but kino people will rightfully be mad.
>Viserion is killed by getting 360noscoped by an icicle
>Rhaegal is killed by getting 360noscoped by a crossbow bolt
How will Drogon get unceremoniously killed off?
Please let me slurp!
hound is literally doing DBZ meditation training on some remote island in the books rn
arya
arya will stab him
>“The bleeding star bespoke the end,” he said to Aeron. “These are the last days, when the world shall be broken and remade. A new god shall be born from the graves and charnel pits.” Then Euron lifted a great horn to his lips and blew, and dragons and krakens and sphinxes came at his command and bowed before him. “Kneel, brother,” the Crow’s Eye commanded. “I am your king, I am your god. Worship me, and I will raise you up to be my priest.”
>“Never. No godless man may sit the Seastone Chair!”
>“Why would I want that hard black rock? Brother, look again and see where I am seated.”
>Aeron Damphair looked. The mound of skulls was gone. Now it was metal underneath the Crow’s Eye: a great, tall, twisted seat of razor sharp iron, barbs and blades and broken swords, all dripping blood.
>Impaled upon the longer spikes were the bodies of the gods. The Maiden was there and the Father and the Mother, the Warrior and Crone and Smith … even the Stranger. They hung side by side with all manner of queer foreign gods: the Great Shepherd and the Black Goat, three-headed Trios and the Pale Child Bakkalon, the Lord of Light and the butterfly god of Naath.
>And there, swollen and green, half-devoured by crabs, the Drowned God festered with the rest, seawater still dripping from his hair. Then, Euron Crow’s Eye laughed again
>He saw the longships of the Ironborn adrift and burning on a boiling blood-red sea. He saw his brother on the Iron Throne again, but Euron was no longer human. He seemed more squid than man, a monster fathered by a kraken of the deep, his face a mass of writhing tentacles. Beside him stood a shadow in woman’s form, long and tall and terrible, her hands alive with pale white fire. Dwarves capered for their amusement, male and female, naked and misshapen, locked in carnal embrace, biting and tearing at each other as Euron and his mate laughed and laughed and laughed
the absolute cutest
Bending the knee to the rightful Queen of Westeros. You should do the same if you don't wanna become ashes before dinner.
She is /ourgirl/ now.
>the night kings armor is so thin a tiny girl being choked out can pierce it with her non dominant hand
>cleganebowl was always a meme
FUCKING CONFIRMED
GET HYPE OR DIE FAGOT
all autist have gone soft after relating to her at the feast/party
BASED
*COUGH*
THE PIGEON PIE
*COUCH*
Both Jon and Gendry (ever since she legitimised him) are higher up in the line of succession than her.
Arya will definitely intervene
choppp cersei leg...
The writing ruined every character but danyfags only liked her for being "cute"
Did she had a plastic surgery or something? She looks much better now then few years ago. Or did she fully recovered from her operations?
but i don't want to bend the knee to cersei!
He wouldn't have been, he's still not classed as main cast.
imagine if the hound killed brienne here
IMAGINE
Lads, I just realized that House Lannister is done. Cersei had all her children killed because she's mentally deficient lunatic. The imp won't have children. Jaimie strangled the rest of his cousins that hadn't been killed already because of lunatic's Joffrey's (Cersei's) war. And we all know Cersei and Jamie will be killed sooner than later and it wouldn't surprise me if Tyrion hangs as well for treason.
House Lannister,
RIP IN PEACE
>director of episode 4 said it was a CGI issue for why Jon couldn't pet Ghost goodbye
the more she drank the more she shat
by morning she was shitting brown water
>the night king is strong enough to one shot a dragon without running forward for momentum yet can't snap the neck of a 100 pound girl
WHO'S THE DUDE WITH THE FURRY SHOULDERS?
I thought about this exact fight today and now you post this.
What I realized was; How the hell can the mountain even dare to attack someone with noble birth? Big fella or not, its absolutely forbidden to try to kill a noble. Thus, this fight was stupid.
He is not, he is a cadet branch of Targs, Jon and Dany are true targs
>dany about to go mad queen and earn universal scorn
>Yea Forums being contrarian
You do the math.
Who said you were allowed to speak? DRACARYS
yeah and it would be retarded for him to go back and fight
they're just seething because dany is getting exposed and shown objectively
personally, i love emilia, but dany was always shit. people in this general love to forget how utterly fucking boring dany was in seasons 2 - 6
It would have been fucking cool too. Normies love that capeshit 'I'm gonna dominate the world with magick' storyline. Marvel movies are full of it.
I don't know what D and D are thinking.
Maybe no one approached her because she was drinking coffee at a party
it was a tournament
arseling, son of arseling
he will fall of a cliff
I *COUGH TOLD YO-*COUGH YOU NOT TO TRUST ME *WHEEZES
There are probably some minor Lanisters left.
Arya will teleport behind the mountain and stab him
>ANY MAN DIES WITH A CLEAN SWORD
>I'LL RAPE HIS FUCKING CORPSE
>this got reduced to bum fingering
Fucking kikes
>I don't know what D and D are thinking.
They aren't.
dany gang
corpse raping would occur
Christ, when is this from? I can see how she won most beautiful women in the world or whatever.
Based moments of shitty seasons? I loved when the Hound stole the shoes of that hanging brotherhood guy while he was still kicking.
>NOOOOOOO THE REDDIT DWARF WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
this, you guys need to rewatch and remind yourselves what a shit character daenerys was for 80% of the show
just because you're waifuing emilia does not change that dany is shit and will lose
But the mountain should be a noble too no? Tho a shitty minor noble
fucking god she's so beautiful
This has bothered me for a while. Why does everyone in the show act like their sword weighs 30 lbs?
All male Targs are supposed to inherit the throne before the first female heir gets it. They changed the laws for Targaryens from the usual Andal laws of succession.
>what D and D are thinking.
Man what's wrong with the goyim?
Just about to say the same thing. Probably the best visual moment in the show for me.
So that's when she had her hymen busted
Cercei blew em all up. She destroyed her own house
because they do? what's the issue?
Just giving him an eyepatch and an actual motive beyond lol fucking the queen would've been so much better.
What the fuck were D&D thinking?
According to the family tree on some wiki page... nope. They're all dead.
Tywin's father was the third in line. His two older brothers died without children. Now all of Tywin's line is dead (or about to) including his brother and his sons.
/ourguy/
aaggh...
People started to love her again now that they think she's going to go mad queen and trigger all the normies. The moment they realize she's just another YAAAAS character they'll start shitting on her again.
To Highgarden
It's fucking bullshit is what it is. The Hound wouldn't risk that against his psycho brother
Finale can't come soon enough i hope her death will be violent
Why no one ever make a valyrian katana?
He's a knight.
They dont
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No, the mountain is just a giant streetnigga that was locked up after murdering abunch of people, then some important people decided to hire him and he eventually found his way to royal quarters
How Daenerys war council should have gone
ALL HAIL THE ROYAL TITS
>Lads, I just realized that House Lannister is done.
There's like a billion of them, they'll be fine. Tywins line might die out though, unless Jaime impregnated Brienne.
She looks like seaman
Only retards think she's going mad tho.
cringe
nth for Stannis
Gendry is not a targ
>barely any stag posting
>Danyfags running wild
We lost, bobby B. is disappointed
Winds of Winter is the best ep of GoT to date, prove me wrong you literally cant
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Those swords are like half the girth of the ones in GoT. The Hound and Mountain are big guys with even bigger swords. Not pencil sword basedboys
>women without makeup
disgusting
>>when someone says Stannis isn't the One True King
Can someone make a red eye flair edit of this guy?
His face is priceless.
CHOPPP CHOPPP
excuse me, where are the leaks?
I-I can't hear what she's saying Yea Forumsros, I want to help her; she looks so sad.
So are Blackfyres and Aegon still has a bigger claim
we didn't lose, we're just waiting for the moment job stabs her and danyfags eternally BTFO
sauce?
She's cute, isn't she? Bend the knee.
>>>/reddit/
I can't
>
What paranoia? They are really plotting against her so she is right not paranoid.
>What the fuck were D&D thinking?
they werent
>cuz trant hand armour
>and a big fuacking sword
I'VE BEEN SITTIN' HERE FOR DAYS
POST SOME DAMN LEAKS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
why would I bend the knee to someone cute? I'd make her bend the knee ifyouknowwhatimean
>the entire fleet got destroyed by euron's teleporting iron fleet in just one episode
DABID
no thanks, Im straight.
Tywin and Kevan were the only ones to have children of the main family
Tywins kids are all alive. 2 of Kevans were killed by Rickard Karstark, and Lancel was killed by Cersei
those are longswords not claymores like the Cleganes have you nob, go watch the fight again, their thick and wide as shit
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this oh man it's going to be satisfying
Because you smell of piss and you will be fed to the dragons if you don't bend the knee.
Blackfyre line was killed off on the male side.
why would i bend the to a foreign tyrant conqueror? i have a king, and that's robert's son or maybe even jon
Jesus, she is radiant. It's frightening how much joy her face brings me, but nothing compared to the horror that I'll never actually touch her.
>Arya IS the waif all along, she was perfectly able to emulate Arya having learned her life story before taking her face
>Littlefinger contracted the faceless men to assassinate the Night King, he organised this with Bran and Sansa also having planned the outcome of Dany, Jon, Cersei wars afterwards
>Sansa being a master strategist, organised unbeknownst to LF with Arya (waif) that the contract will instead be paid for with LF's life
>Sansa will be the Queen of the 7 kingdoms
>Bran knows everything and is helping Sansa
what a tweest
Dare I say, the cutest?
huh
He'll get a tiny scratch that infects and festers and Dany will smother him with a pillow.
Eternal reminder.
Danyfags already lost.
Members of the immediate family have priority. Blackfyres seethe
Targs aren't the rightfull heirs though, the baratheons are.
Gendry has a better claim to the throne than both of them.
aww
>Blackfyre line was killed off
ours is the last laughter ;_;
GET HYPE
>that stannisfag so desperate he makes 100 samefag replies
I dont know but I have a few more saved
it is true for jon but not for gendry. he was legitimized by danny through Royal prerogative. that is only legit if she is the rightfull Queen. she is only rightfull Queen if robert was an ursuper. if robert is a ursuper gendry doesnt have a legit claim. by accepting the lordship gendry gave up and Claims and recognized Danny as queen
no fucking way bobby b would have stopped that shit. he'd be watching them fight with a huge grin on his face.
A sad woman pushing herself to smile genuinely breaks my heart. Should i bring you the head of your enemies, your grace?
lmao what? No they don't. Barths are usurpers and not to mention targ basterds
>jobbed to Brienne
DING
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more
hnnngggghhh I need this
NEW LEAK
NEW LEAK
NEW LEAK
>Arya captures Jaime as he returns from the north
>Varys betrays Dany because he thinks Jon would be a better ruler.
>Arya murders Varys. Then she attacks King's Landing and it's one-sided as hell.
>Tyrion begs her to show mercy but she refuses.
>Tyrion frees Jaime to try to get Cersei out of the city.
>King's Landing gets wrecked in the battle. Drogon burns Euron's fleet.
>Drogon removes his mask. It was Arya all along.
>The Hound fights his brother. They both get wounded. Arya appears in the end to finish them off.
>Jaime fights Euron and kills him.
>Jaime makes it to Cersei and Arya kills them both. Cersei because she’s on the list, Jaime because he left Brienne.
>Arya is executing everyone in King's Landing. Jon and Tyrion are upset.
>Danny has Arya arrested for going on that murdering rampage
>Tyrion tries to convince Jon that his family will never be safe because Arya is rutheless and wants to kill every Lannister.
>Jon tries to talk to Arya but she justifies her actions.
>Jon tries talking to Bran about her.
>Bran tells Jon about Danny having made fun of him for being a manlet.
>He goes into a full manlet rage and stabs her.
A council gets formed to decide who the King should be. Tyrion gives a speech and everyone votes on Bran to become King. The end.
In the epilogue, Jon travels beyond the wall and joins Ghost and the wildlings. Sansa rules the North. Bran oversees his council of Tyrion, Davos, Sam, and Bronn.
The episode ends with Bran alone in the throne room. He stands up and slowly walks to a nearby window.
>“Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe” Bran says, removing his mask.
>And who are you
He doesn't because his father was The Usurper
she's too old for you user
>this literal Mean Girls scene is an attempt to foreshadow the wholesale slaughter and rape of thousands of innocent citizens in the capital and a man's decision to slay the woman he loves
Bravo D&D
Stags with bells on their horns, genius.
that delusion, one stannis shitposters who gives dozens (YOU) to make a point. Dany gang are honorable people, we don't cheat.
Have sex
They are rebels and traitors but if the Targs they killed would have died of natural death, they would have legally followed on the throne. They aren't complete usurpers. Many other lords helped to kill the Targs.
Too complex for dabid
I'M ACTING!!!!!!
you'll like this one
>he thinks Aegon is a blackfyre
LOL I'M SO CUTE AND SPONTANEOUS LOL
When was the moment you realized Sansa is a genius? For me, it was when she told Jon to get more men for battle. Incredibly smart.
emilia makes these threads so comfy!
Im actually excited for episodes 5&6, major shit will happen, last Daenerys conquer, no more build up, some big twists.
These had better be fake.
I'm only watching to see Sansa die gruesomely.
Hey retards, have you learned nothing? Line of succession doesn't fucking matter when full on war and conquest is happening. If you can take the throne and keep it, you are the rightful heir. Might makes right.
>if
You're right but Dany/Aegon are alive so they supercede the BArth claim.
Yo.
cringe
When she got assraped by Ramsay
Guy has been accurate so far so don't get your hopes up
yeah and guess who has dragons?
Lannister Chads Coming Through Make Way Peasants
What is the bell meme I don't understand it when did Dany encounter bells
OURS IS THE LAST LAUGHTER
When she took a selfie of her fat ass and put it on the internet.
Varys Merman theory confirmed?
>Stags with bells on their horns
Is patchface the ultimate weapon against the Targs?
Sansa wont die, D&D made her overpowered after the rape scene for no reason. And she is in North right now, when major shit happens in south. So she is safe.
Not if your lords attempt a coup. Which is what happened to Joffrey
i don't even remember how the girl died
>movie
>film
>kino
>Disney
You gonna see the latest Disney user?
some retarded leaker confused Dany with Cersei
>TFW The Rains of Castamere starts playing.
You better delete this before you awaken the dragon
Obviously. Not sure how it works for female succession tho, some user said there is a precedent made so that women can't sit on the throne so maybe Bobby would have been before Dany (if Jon wasn't alive) but it gets complex.
How Many Times Do TargFags Have to Be BTFO
Cringe
Dont think she did
Seethe more and get an IP checker newfag or get any number of extensions like 4chanx and you can see who samefags, that day 35+ people replied to that Stannis post.
Peak mental illness, half those replies were making fun of her for shitting herself or just being a cunt and whore.
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The salt after next episode is going to be glorious.
found it
Is Varys actually retarded? He planned putting Daenerys on the throne for 20 years and now he's getting cold feet because she executed an oathbreaker/enemy combatant which is something literally every other lord in westeros would do including Jon?
>Cersei does the GoT equivalent of blowing up the vatican and destroys a large portion of her own city
>The public doesn't immediately storm the Red Keep and put her head on a spike
It's still marred by shit writing and it was the start of the smug anime women cliche every female character that isn't Brienne has devolved in to.
TOO FUCKING LATE
source for /emilia/fags
For the record I think your meme is funny, but this is no place to shill it! Now scram!
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Targs are shite.
Their "right" to the throne ended with the Mad King.
Thank you for the dose of cuteness
>where is my boyfriend
>where is my buttplug
you sound like a very likable person
The fight should never happen
destiny is ALL!
It'll be bullshit somehow, one or both of them will be injured, halfway a beam falls on the Hound and Arya steals the kill or something.
D&D just want the mousebucks, and they've said before they wanted to kill off Barristan even more after the actor complained about how he was written off. They'd do it like shit just to stick it to anyone still watching
>tfw ywn be burned alive because you were 3 mins late to deliver the french toast your queen asked for breakfast
why live
he's talking about Joffery's death in this
Whats better than Waifu? Two Waifus!
So how much time has passed in episode 4?
between Sansa and Danerys being catty, planning their attack, Sansa being a gossip, Danerys going out to sea to be ambushed, making it back to base, learning that the black girl got kidnapped (how soon after did they find out anyways?), coming up with their rescue plan, then making their way out again uninterrupted by the boat people to meet with Cersei.
Guys
Starbucks
STAR BUCKS
STAR
DARKSTAR
confirmed?
God designed this woman personally bro
>has purple eyes and blonde hair
He's a Targ alright.
A single day
>gendry
Nope.
Smart user
they're both back and hate each others guts in the books and show, people have theorized their actual fight since the early 2000s for fucks sake
You can do better than this dornefags
It wasn't interesting the first time you posted it
Fucking hell, she's easily the most useless character.
Until its confirmed she dies no more got.
I have only watched past season 5 just to see her die.
>ywn secretly dump your seven-days load into her Starbucks coffee before serving it to her
Apparently it takes Jon 2 weeks to march from Winterfell to KL, Bobby took a month but i guess they took it easy since it was just a visit. By sea and flying, Dany probably reached Dragonstone in half of that.
Guess 3-4 days before that to clean up Winterfell and recover enough to be ready to go.
Would say 10 days.
Thanks :)
THMASH THA BEETLTHS
THMASH EM
Can we stop talking about who was or hasn't got a rightful fucking claim?
All it ever delves into is pure cringe and retardedness
Someone explain the bell thing to me. Isn't that bell used for surrender? Or grief?
...also wasn't it in the sept
How hard would they butcher Darkstar in the show?
>Has brown eyes and black hair
He's a nigger alright.
this is /forced meme general/, deal with it
Because show Varys is caught in a trap of being white-washed by D&D while also being needed to play an antagonist plot-wise.
/ourguy/
Can't act but looks far better brunette than blonde (pajeeta genes)
it's because she wants to firebomb king's landing
based i was there to pledge to my king
Darkstar is already butchered. Useless character.
Post yfw Dany says
>burn the mall
apologise
How will Cleganebowl play out?
Thats Jon you are describing
Careful you'll trigger the weebs
No, it's about the Red Wedding.
Fools blood: Aegon Jinglebell, who gets killed by Catelyn
Kings blood: Robb
blood on the maidens thigh: Edmure banging his virgin wife
chains for the guests and chains for the bridegroom: Edmure and other surviving Stark loyalists getting captured
That's Prince Dawnstar
OURS IS THE LAST LAUGHTER
twas a glorius thread
If any more coughs come pouring out of your cunt mouth
thankfully the showrunners have the good sense to cut the neckbeard sperg mary sues like "DarkStar Of The Night" and "Euron Crow's Eye Killer Wizard"
Daily reminder that "Men call me Darkstar and I am of the night" is a perfect response to Myrcella asking him whether he is The Sword of the Morning now
Arya stabs the zombie in the back, again
fucking furries
I'll be making a lot of money if these are all true. Based Yea Forums and even more based is the leaker. God bless whoever gave us this leak.
>hound fights mountain
>almost looses
>suddenly arya comes out of nowhere and kills the mountain
is this fake and just posted after the fact by someone trying to make a dime off betting?
Damn. I now understand how autists get absolutely obsessed with their waifus. This bitch is pretty intoxicating, ngl.
how much? I got 300$ @ 3.00 on bran
where you are betting, user? i want to make some money too
She hasn't done that or even planned on it.
She could have taken the city with her Unsullied alone, so all this talk about 'taking the city will kill thousands of innocents' is bullshit.
have sex
Arya wants to go kill Cersei in all the confusion. Hound says she'll have to get past his brother, says he'll take care of him.
>takes place in the throne room
>huge open space for fitting
>fire pits around, Hound uses it to kill his bro after he takes off his arm and he's still standing
>Mountain no sells and fights while on fire and missing an arm
>Mountain runs toward arya with his sword
>Hound takes his brothers sword to his body but stabs him too
>both die
it's like the night's king scene but with one difference: after stabbing the mountain in the stomach, he is indifferent and crushes arya's skull
Whats the bell lads
As a bookfag who is watching the last season of the show, I just want to say one thing: OHNONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA XAXAXAXAXAXAXAXXAXAA HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE THIS IS POETIC JUSTICE
>s
oh user
at least the show will have a conclusion
In the books, Sandor doesn't want to fight anymore and he hates violence, knowing that's a cruel path to live
Still cringey. But less cringey than the overlooked "weened on venom" line.
>Arya murders Varys. Then she attacks King's Landing and it's one-sided as hell.
kek
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This was released the day ep 4 was leaked right?
I'm still holding out hope someone leaked ep4 stuff while mixing in their fanfiction.
At least we can watch the normie meltdown if it's true...
Why would they do that? They don't care about religion, they are filthy peasants and Cersei is right to sacrifice them
remember when tyrion was good
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No but he read the script and saw that she would do it
after this season i wouldve preferred it if they just stopped at s7 or s6 and said "lol fill in the ending in your head"
migrate
They cute
DAMN IT BOI
damn I fr*cking love our memes lol
Ay, I give credit where credit is due, that's one attractive female.
yeah but people have theorized that something will break him from that peace, yes that's a good ending to his character arc but his hatred for his brother and burned face has both pshed him to succeed as a fighter but also made him the killer he is, it's ruined the life he could have had
but in Dorne they actually do get weaned on venom, nothing cringey about that
There are some members left (at least in the books):
- Martyn Lannister
- Damon Lannister (Tywin's wife's uncle?)
- Damion Lannister
- Daven Lannister (current Warden of the West)
Show canon may be different though. At least there are two cadet branches remaining: House Lannister of Lannisport and House Lannister of Darry
Any scene with Tyrion (minus Shae) are on some real GOAT shit when it comes to television.
Tyrek should also still be around somewhere.
I don't understand why they did this with Euron. They didn't have to do all the crazy shit from the books. Just introduce him at the kingsmoot after Balon mysteriously dies. Have him say, "I know all about the gods, I've traveled the world, I've been to Valyria." We saw Valyria, we know its mysterious. Have him pull out a magic horn, claim he can control dragons. And while you're thinking "lol deus ex machina", a character on screen agrees with you and goes "are you retarded Euron?" But then Asha says, "There are no dragons, they're all dead." That way the viewer takes Euron seriously when he answers, "There are three, and I know where to find them."
Great one-off scene. Establishes everything about him you need. Perfect capper for an episode. Combines multiple plotlines, sets up an endgame, gives Dany's enemy a fighting chance. You can do a twist with the horn and reveal it doesn't control them but sacrifices the hornblower to derange them/remove Dany's control of them. Or it brings down the wall, or it attracts the dragon's attention, or it does nothing.
All these options and instead he gives a speech about his cock, Theon's lack of cock, cock cock, oh also I'm a kinslayer I want Cersei's cunt. What the fuck is this show
You know thats utter bullshit right
And so will the books. faggot
Was he the one lost in the KL riot and presumed (but never confirmed) dead?
Also regarding the show, it might be possible that Brienne is with child and gives Jaime a son. Might be he'd be a bastard though
is that the breastplate stretcher bro
see it's great when a woman dresses femininely but modestly, and has a nice haircut. she looks fantastic. but she'd never dress like this without a stylist, sadly.
post the varys shop again pls
>Was he the one lost in the KL riot and presumed (but never confirmed) dead?
Yes.
Yes, it's Lancel Lannister
GODS WHAT A STUPID NAME
Disagree, she is great this season as Daenerys, but to act you need to have good material to work. The direction their take Daenerys in S02-06 was dogshit and one dimensional.