Year of our lord MMXIX

>year of our lord MMXIX
>still no steampunk kino
why

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No one cares about production design and set pieces anymore.

>noone cares about ideas not based of pre-existing IP anymore
ftfy

also
>tfw no Tolkien style high fantasy setting in the process of industrial revolution

There's Steamboy
It's anime but it's pretty decent

>2019 A.D.
>Imaginative settings
>Interesting set design
Nope.

Wrong
youtu.be/ojYK6CW8gdw

Meh, it still didn't hit the spot of that sort of dark melancholia I'd expect from proper steampunk.
Think cyberpunk but victorian. That's what people don't get.

shit aesthetic. not even a genre

steampunk is inherently reddit and therefore cannot by definition be kino

>tfw no more high medieval - Victorian London video games

Someone actually thought that that was a good idea.

Cyberpunk isn't a genre either

>that that

I like Paris in the
the spring time

Good set pieces are expensive and require taking a minimum of risk.

Dude we have holographic Pokemon, VR porn, super heroes talking to racoons in space selling gazillions in toys, do you think people will care about some grandpa getting a train to another town in time?

I can see some of the appeal but it dies out pretty fast. There is always stuff like The Rocketeer, to some extent Robots (the animation) and that turd Wild Wild West. Not really the most impressive group of films.

Steampunk is cringe as hell

>here I am in me silly goggles and top hat
>that's me steam powered zeppelin
>I'm going to board it and fly away, for SCIENCE :--D

It's still grammatically correct

I'm aware that there's only crap that's why we need a true steampunkkino.

It's just never been done right. The only time I've seen a well executed steampunk story is the RPG Arcanum. Instead of being cringe it's an intriguing mystery centered around how technology spread, rivalling kingdoms which embrace technology or wizardry, a subplot about gnomes breeding half-orcs as servants, and a fragmentary backstory abou an ancient technologically advanced civilization that was destroyed and forgotten.
A movie adaptation would be kino af

shit bait

>True steampunk has never been tried. Plebbitors of the world, unite!
I love this thread.

>steampunk train
no

it's just a steam train

What game is that? Almost thought it was Anno 1800 for a second.

Arcanum, Of Steamworks And Magick Obscura. It's kińó game and propably the only steampunk thing that exist and is not total shit.

Fuck, I did paste the link. youtube.com/watch?v=QXAPdwOza9U

Mortal Engines was a legitimitely fun action movie. The fact that it's already forgotten while Alita still has its own general is a big shame.

City of Ember

Because it costs money
Production wise it's expensive
And noone's thought of a good excuse or story
to justify it being steampunk.

>talking with a normie chick around halloween
>she's got a sort of steampunk hijab-looking costume
>make a joke about hijacking a zeppelin and bombing someone with it
>she doesn't get it
>tell her to have sex

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>2019
>still no good steampunk media
Why

B&R

steampunk is objectively the worst aesthetic.

Is Syberia steampunk?