/ALITA/

fuck why’d that get me so good. lmao

why are there so many fucking pictures of scott looking absolutely deranged

>You
>JUST
>KN.

speaking of chocolate milk, i wonder if alita would like it, or prefer orange juice

Based Jim does it again

blessed ausfriens

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mmmmmmm

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Shit movie I must say

There's actually only a few. It's remarkable how few pictures of him there are, given his ratio of normal to deranged pictures.

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he looks like a cliche pedophile

I bet when Alita's body activates pregnancy function mode, she lactates chocolate milk.

Because, I mean, why not?

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why do you guys always gotta do me like this

*takes whiskey shot*

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if i was a 5 year old kid, this is exactly the kind og guy i would be warned about

don’t make me bust you up MAAANDELSON

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So no one knows I take it?

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She's just an insignificant girl.

i searched on tineye and got zero, tineye is usually better than google so this is weird.

No!
I used both as well and no luck. Some user posted them a few threads back and didn't respond to me.

Yeah watching Alita has definitely made me more based, like before I would never go to watch a movie by myself. But now I dont really see a problem with it... But I dont think ive reached this level of based'ness to be able to rock that wallet.

goodnight friends, i've been up way to late. keep it comfy for the anons who are just waking up now

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Night fren, sleep well!

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Why froggo is so sad?

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froggo will be ok

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This encapsulates what my country is about.

Hes happy now!

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HI FRIENDS

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ABSOLUTELY BLESSED DIGITS

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Found. Emma Dumont, couldn't really find a relevant pic to edit though.

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Hi Alita! This pic is now my phone background!

Thanks frens

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Why the fuck are these reddit circlejerk threads still allowed here? The movie was forgotten months ago and all you fags do is suck eachother off in these threads now. I bet you're the same tumblr reject tranny Reylo general scum. You have the same taste in shit films. Follow the 40 percent into Hell already you faggots.

Comparing Nu-wars to Alita.... oh boy

same fucking reddit trash

hey remember that twitter post cameron made about avengers sinking titanic? maybe check those replied fren

Last time I checked Amazon UK, the release date was July 22nd, but in Italy, Germany and France, the release date might be July 18th (pic related)

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Shes NOT a pornstar? Damn... disappoint.

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I've seen loads of Ebay listing saying that its going to drop the end of may?! and seen some pre-orders available in store. (not 1st person, but over twitter)

So honestly god knows what fox is working with atm...

Nope. She reminds me of Bilinda Butcher from My Bloody Valentine more than anything..

I have no idea what this movie is but I saw a bunch of autistic weirdos posting irrelevant shit about it over James Cameron's tweet of congratulations to Avengers: Endgame.

I see that autism has infected Yea Forums too.

I don't think I can express in words how much I despise weebs. You people are worse than vermin. There's a reason why the real world has nothing but scorn for people like you.

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Scammers my man. Avoid

HI Alita~

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And yet you post in our thread. I guess we're just hanging out in your head RENT FREE

Nobody who saw the movie would say that.

based and jeromepilled

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Sexy Ayy Lmao

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Screenings in Europe (found a couple new ones in Spain):
3D: Berlin, Germany UCI Luxe Mercedes Platz, Friedrichshain: 10th and 12th
Neufahrn, Germany: May 10th, 12th and 13th
Kaufbeuren, Germany: May 10th and 11th
Zaragoza, Spain: May 11th and 12th
May 13th: Barcelona, Spain
May 13th: Gonesse, near Paris, France. Warning: Dubbed
May 18th: Cologne, Germany: Open air kino.
June 1st: 3D Imax in Oslo, Norway (confirmation pending)
June 5th: Berlin, Germany: Open air Freiluftkino Hasenheide Volkspark in Neukölln, Berlin
June 7th: Cologne, Germany: Open air kino
Westfalenpark PSD Open Air kino in Dortmund: Still collecting surveys

Yea they always look so dodgy, and I want to pick up a steelbook anyways so going to wait and see if they get any more produced for when the finally announce the BluRay pre order's.

Based Euro screening tracker.

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I just wanted to take a moment to remind everyone that last night we decided potheads and booozers won't be allowed to ruin the Alita beach meetup with their stench and retardation. Anyone attending the meetup that smokes weed or drinks alcohol will have to stand by themselves on a different part of the beach away from the main get together. Its sad that it has to be this way but its obvious stoners and drunks have no respect for others and quite frankly smell bad. So if you are one of these people that can't put your vices aside to enjoy a community event plan accordingly for the meetup or better yet just don't come.

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Nah you're trying too hard now it was better when you were more subtle about it.

They sell you a preorder for end of may.
The blu ray is announced to officially release in july
"Sorry bro please wait"
You wait and the 45 days for paypal claim is over
Cant file claim anymore.

"Sorry bro cant deliver"

Did you even read the past few threads? This is a summary of what was decided. Go back and read it for yourself.

What?

If it was decided then why would you need to reiterate it? Please keep your logic consistent when you attempt to create tension here otherwise it's too clear that you're trolling. D- see me after class.

Huh, thats sound's kinda scummy. But is most likely 100% true.... :/

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Based

>The movie was forgotten months ago and
Not forgotton...re-quested

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I personally know people that had this happened with ststues or books, i have no idea how ebay doesnt kick them out.

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This is a story for all of the vampires up this late at night. It's a tribute, of sorts. I hope you all sleep well and have good dreams.

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Oh shiiiiiit, I didn't even think about the statues... I've seen loads of Alita statue's advertised and they all are slightly below what you would normally pay for them. But there not getting released until like next year...

Hope no user has gotten scammed. I know not all of them are scam's but most I remember did look a slight bit dodgy.

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I love you writefag

Guys, is is true James Cameron's a fucking weeb? I was ready to embrace Alita as one of my favorite movies of this decade, but I certainly will retract my opinion if the former is proven to be real..

Nah of course not he only incidentally spent 20 years trying to make his waifu real. Not at all a weeb.

I love you too friend. You guys are the greatest.

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Yeah hes got the body pillow and all.

When it comes to pre orders i would go to best buy or the official amazon or target or a legit source. An actual company. Somewhere with actual customer service.

Or wait till it releases and buy it to ship now

For the statues, entertainment earth, sideshow collectibles, big bad toy store, real sites like that are good for pre order

she's hot but what does she have to do with anything?

It needs to be stated to get the word out. Not everyone was in those threads. Its also obvious the stoners are planning to cause trouble so we need to be prepared for that. People who have to drug test for work shouldn't be threatened by second hand smoke from the stoners and the bong they are planing to bring. Its also illegal to smoke weed and drink alcohol on the beach. Allowing degenerates to break the law risks the while meetup. Since you are defending the law breakers in this instance no doubt you are one of them.

Yuro hours, there are no standards for anything.

Your command of big words is impressive. I hope you know that they fall on entirely deaf ears.

She reminds ppl of Alita I guess? A week or two ago someone kept posting bonbibonkers, and theres another Tiktoker a regular or intermittant tourist is a fan of.

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Some user posted her for a battle paint request I assume

Not to mention the cosplay Damascus sword listed at the price of the full steel version

That is a remarkably wholesome take on Vamplita, well done. How dare you sneak a cheeky boop in there.

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This is Yea Forums. An Image board, Occasional off topic posts are allowed.

This is weird.

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I was just curious, you do whatever

Yeah I only would get things like that from a proper vendor with a solid track record.

It doesnt have to do with alita but some user kept posting her for days, we finally know who it is

beggin ya pinheads please have sex

This any better?

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Much better but latex gets me as hard as damascus steel

Pretty weird, yes.

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Uh oh

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Pls don't

It annoys me that very few fanarts/cosplays seem to get the eye black right. It's just under the eyes and down across the entire cheek length, go all the way. Do it wrong and it comes off as some random kawaii anime blushing more than bloody war paint.

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Thanks friend. The idea just wouldn't leave me alone so despite all the things I should be doing I just had to write it. A boop in a story was long-overdue.

dw, thats all I had and I lost the link I found them in... :(((

Possibly, or they’re just unsophisticated mom&pop Ebay stores working from the original May 14th release date. Even people who called Fox last month only got “it still shows May 14th” as the answer when they asked about Alita Blu-rays. Would be funny if you got the user camrip on a DVD.

Right click, search Google for image

Yeah tried, linked to some jap website that you need to login to view. So guess they're lost forever...

Nvm I'm dumb.

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So shiny

I love Alita.

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Where's the suffering collage?

Me too user. She's the best.

:)

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Just show us the tits or something interesting already. She isn't that special that we need the entire photoshoot from every angle.

I wonder if those are fake...

Good morning /ALITA/. Let's try to have a nice day with /ourgirl/ and our Alitafrens. No fighting.

I've been here since the /abag/ days through thick and thin but after last night's stupidity I actually left the thread. Though I'm 100% sure the bickering was Jerome replying to his own bait trying to make a mountain out of the molehill he created.

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>tfw will never kiss Alita
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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How about I cut the middle man out...

www.xuehua.us/2019/05/04/国人妹子完美cos《阿丽塔》女主加里!颜值简直比/

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xuehua.us/2019/05/04/国人妹子完美cos《阿丽塔》女主加里！颜值简直比/ apparently that link doesn't work :/

Yeah It definitely was.

And dont worry frog, I'm sure you can kiss Rosa one day.

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Nothing wrong with stepping away. People wear themselves out after their shitfight and we come back to comfy. That's also why I wanted to put out a new cozy story because I like to bring that to the thread when times get down.

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>And dont worry frog, I'm sure you can kiss Rosa one day
Thank fren

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I've been on this Mongolian basket-weaving forum long enough to know you'll never, ever get people to stop responding to obvious bait, but god damn does it get frustrating sometimes. We're good now, though. Also
>mfw broke through writer's block

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Good morning frens

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Hey nice one man! Write well and I'm super keen to read it.

torrent when

Yeah I try not to engage when that kind of silliness happens because it's not why I'm here. Good to hear you're through the block. I hope your writing flows well because I'm going to bed.

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*ahem*

>amelita doesn't use violence to solve problems
>she gives people existential crises and makes them think they're going crazy by replacing their slippers

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is this a shitty cam version? I meant a good version

Thanks, friends. For whatever reason I'm just feeling charged today. Big turnaround from last night.

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Yeah no, its definitely as good as its going to get before the BR drops. Its not a cam and the Audio is great.

* * * * * * * * * * A L E R T * * * * * * * * * *
SET CONDITION RED
PRIORITY STATUS: HIGH
IMAX 3D RE-RELEASES OF ALITA HAVE BEGUN

CHECK YOUR LOCAL LISTINGS
LEAVE EARLY TO DRIVE SAFE

SCHEDULE YOUR PURCHASE OF ORANGES AND FINE CHOCOLATE TO COINCIDE WITH REGULAR BUSINESS HOURS TO AVOID DELAY
* * * * * * * * * * A L E R T * * * * * * * * * *

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You sure those aren't the Aladdin screenings user?

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>user gets tricked by aladdin AGAIN

Come on, bruh

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If you don't believe me do a search for Aladdin the showtimes comes up different! There are more Aladdin screenings interspersed with Alita screenings. This is what a real limited rerelease looks like!

GADDAMNIT

>#492
I haven't posted in these since #99 AND OH SHIT WHAT ARE YOU NIGGERS DOING???

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Welcome back. Holding the torch friend. Stick around if you want.

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>FUCK OUTTA HERE GENIE

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Not seeing anything for /ourgirl/ in NYC on those dates, fren

I recently watched Amelie again and man, that's a comfy movie.

Fuck you. I am coming and I'll smoke all the weed I want wherever I want. I told you last night if you flip me any shit about it I'll blow huge clouds of weed smoke in your face. I don't care if you need to take drug tests. I don't care if you are just trolling either. It needs to be said that weed smoking is gonna happen at the meetup and no one is gonna be able to stop it. Fuck you for making an issue about it.

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good luck with royal rumble number 2 about this

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google "showtimes for alita battle angel in new york"

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I'm starting to think maybe I did get fooled by the mouse and it's stinking cash grabs.

Dates around Charlotte as well. Interestingly enough, Winston-Salem's IMAX gets the movie back a day before the ones in Charlotte, and I seem to recall Winston having some of the final showings in the area along with some of the poorer theaters in Charlotte.
>tfw Concord Mills has a Dolby Cinema but no Dolby rerelease

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Alita is a straight edge good girl! Stop posting edited pictures of her where she partakes in mind destroying drugs!

Based

Childhood is smoking weed.
Adulthood is having edibles.

The Lincoln Square AMC has one IMAX 3D screen but has a showtime for both Alita and Aladdin at 4:30 PM. Plus a google search shows an Alita showtime but not the AMC website or app. How can that be if it's not an error?

Different user here. You’re not supposed to blow smoke clouds at the work/straight edge user, you’re supposed to blow smoke clouds at me. I’m holding to your promise, you better go through with it! In return I’ll attempt a handstand

Also I noticed that the Winston Salem theater doesn't even HAVE Aladdin in IMAX until Friday, and that all the IMAXes just have Aladdin in IMAX 2D while Alita is listed in 3D.

>The Lincoln Square AMC has one IMAX 3D screen but has a showtime for both Alita and Aladdin at 4:30 PM.
M-maybe that Aladdin showtime is a mistake?

>inb4 Aladdin was a mistake

I'm sorry, guys. I really thought we were getting a rerelease.

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I was recently shot up with benzodiazepines against my will and it fucked up my psyche. I want to kill myself now.

I’m with this user. Just cus the /k/ommando alitans are scared of weed in SOCIAL gatherings doesn’t mean they get go impose sharia law on everyone else. They just don’t need to smoke themselves. And second hand smoke making someone fail a drug test is the stupidest thing I ever heard.

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>And second hand smoke making someone fail a drug test is the stupidest thing I ever heard.
Since you've obviously never had a job that required passing a drug test, you never knew of people who were fired for being in the presence of it.

John wick is listed for those same dates on IMAX at my theater, though the times still overlap with Shitladin.

I’m drug tested for my job and have never heard something so ridiculous as secondhand smoke getting you fired

Truly your provision of sources beyond your own ass is a compelling argument user

Weed smokers are free to do what they want and its fine.
But weed people never have much to care for, they usually dont have kids or many responsibilites.
Anyone with kids would think twice about "Dude WEED LMAO" that is such a childish and care free attitude.
Im glad pot anons have a care free life. But any responsible adult with adult responsibilites couldnt just smoke weed and shitpost on Yea Forums 12 hours a day.

This place is truly for man children
Aka:

>mfw can't discuss alita on Yea Forums because everyone hates you cringey defects and they think I'm one of you
Good job idiots.

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I hope everyone has a great day today!

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What do you want to discuss user? We're here for it.

Can you discuss any film on Yea Forums these days?

>I'm sorry, guys. I really thought we were getting a rerelease.

A lot of us did. I got tricked too. I peered through all the Disney garbage and thought I glimpsed /ourgirl/ but I was wrong.

>hands up

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No, at least not in a positive manner. It seems like every thread that gains traction on Yea Forums is a shitpost OP replied to with shitposts and contrarian negativity. These Alita threads have been pretty good though especially in the beginning. We still do alright plus we have comfy posting, healing and of course the best Yea Forums memes.

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Terrible fanwork. Tthe pose looks stupid. The proportions are off. The colors are wrong. The hair length is longer for no real reason. This is a sad excuse for a poncho. Why is she holding the blade like that?

Because she is coming at you about to cut your dick off.

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...

Alright but post better art next time, I'm fat fingering my posts thanks to how terrible it looks.

I'd love to see better from you user! Fresh content is always welcome. :)

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If you actually want to discuss film with a bunch of edgy post-ironic newfags then that's your business, I suppose.

Blu-rays fucking when?

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Seriously, why are they being so quiet about it?

Lord know's just a simple update would suffice, fox...

Bluray is canceled along with the sequel after the movie flopped so hard. There is no point in losing more money on a bluray. This sucks so much.

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Looks like you got the wrong image there, pal.

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I'm no cook, but I know when I'm being served shit on a plate. If "fresh content" is always welcome, then have this random fan art I found after 2 minutes, archives say it's never been posted here before. :)

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Are you sure?

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>Feb 21, 2019

The Mouse. Guaranteed the Mouse is trying to kill it.

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That image is a fake but the chance of a sequel is slim to none. Now that Disney is in charge there isn't a point to having a sequel because the numbers won't be high enough to bring a profit large enough to justify the investment in a sequel for a company as large as Disney. Its also risky for Disney to do a sequel as it would be in direct competition with its other movie franchises. Pic related is a more recent article covering this. Link here econotimes.com/Alita-Battle-Angel-2-Latest-News-Update-Should-Disney-Greenlight-the-Sequel-1526493
So yah. Pretty much this

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Well the original art you bickered about is much better than that weird semi lewd you just found, just saying most of the people that trash other people's work dont make any effort to make any themselves.

Ik that user didn't make the art but still...

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Naa it's too late for that bro... i'm not going to one of these things when i have to constantly worry about some retard pulling out a blunt... thanks, but no thanks

Well its a good thing that Cameron own's the right's to Alita and not Fox or the rat.

And all Jim, Jon Landau, Robert and Rosa said they make movies for people to enjoy, not for the critict's so as long as enough people go and see it and the BO allows it, they would make a sequel. And its clearly wasn't the 200 million flop that was expected. sooooo get fucked?

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Cameron owns Alita, yes. But, the Mouse now owns all of Cameron's cameras, crew, CGI animators, everything else. He'd have to put together a new everything just about to make another Alita movie without the Mouse approving it.

nu-internet journalism in a nutshell, thank god some people are able to gauge a film's interest with a quick google search and some hearsay

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>thinking all of the studio directors wont literally get on all fours and suck Jim off just to be able to produce one of his movies....

Cameron doesn't own shit except a license to adapt Gunnm into a live action movie.

>ywn lick these teeth

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He also owns the bragging rights to directing the two of the most highest grossing movie's of all time.. oh and $700 million in his pocket, so If he wanted a sequel he will get one... with all on top of studios would kill to produce another one of Cameron's movies.

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That may be true but a studio would need deep pockets for the investment because this >Mouse now owns all of Cameron's cameras, crew, CGI animators

He didn't care enough about the property to direct it himself like I'd been promised for nearly 20 years perhaps you're overestimating his enthusiasm.

>bragging rights to directing the two of the most highest grossing movie's of all time
Alita wasn't a high grossing film though. Stockholders don't care much about bragging rights. They care about profit, something Alita doesn't have.

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Okay, can you leave this website forever then, please? If it wasn't for weebs, Yea Forums wouldn't exist. I'm sure a patrician Chad like you wouldn't want to waste his time on a website made by and for weebs.

>inb4 I come here to laugh at you

You come here to waste your time laughing at people who don't give a shit what you think, will not change their ways, and you have no further interest in interacting with?

Sounds like you are desperately lonely and don't feel fully validated.

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If Disney doesn't want a sequel and Jim cant convince them,yea thats a bit of a problem. But I know Trouble maker studios (RR's own studio) owns the sets that Alita was filmed on, and WETA did most if not all the CGI for the film, so I would expect them to have most of the high end motion capture equipment. But god knows desu...

Actually, we all decided you won't be coming and you should just stay home.

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Alita has definitely made a small profit, and BR sales will be the icing on the cake, so like I said if Cameron was to go to another studio with the idea of a sequel they would most likely not refuse, so who's going to pass up working with Cameron...

>It's third
>only Endgame is first

Fuck ye-

>Captain Fungus is second

:/

meant for

Holy shit what a horrible list of movies. Alita and maybe Cold Pursuit are worth watching. The rest are trash you'd have to pay me to watch.

yep recent and near future cinema releases are lookin' kinda shit for now.

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Surely even machine-like, soulless stockholders can appreciate the value of financial forecast and the concept of not turning down easy profit when fan interest is evident

Motherfucker, I work 40 hours a week at a liquor store. I don't drink, so whenever I'm on break or off work, I smoke some pot. I take care to never get too smoked, and if I do, I always use sprays and other deodorizes to get rid of the smell. No, I I don't have kids, but I doubt your straigt-edge ass does either, or most of the people on Yea Forums, for that matter. I know many straight-edge people. They're my good friends. None of theme are screeching autistic retards like you. They either don't give a shit about my smoking and will chill right next to me when I do it, or if I'm about to smoke, THEY politely step away, they don't order me to take a hike onto another side of the fucking beach, you asshole motherfucker.

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Bro, dont mean to shit on you. But you can ALWAYS smell pot after someones been smoking, like no amount or Deodorant or gum is gonna mask that shit. A guy at my work does the same, and you can always smell it when he close to you.

alita femdom angel

Can you type like a normal human being?

There's some scenes in the BR extras for that, so dont forget to pick one up user!

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no

literally no

I know all about the ins and outs of the business, and I'm telling you NO. They literally are slaves to money, slaves to short-term profits. The way you're describing was the OLD way, the pre-1970s/early 1980s way. Now it's all about immediate, short-term, short-sighted profits.

If these guys had any sense, they'd realize that Avatar, for example, left no cultural impact at all. 98% of people can't name a single character from Avatar, can barely remember what happened in that movie. It was a dumb popcorn flick, but a fun one with dazzling state-of-the-art CGI and 3D projection. But nobody really wanted to see more of the continuing adventures of fucking Jake Sully after the film was over. The filmmakers (producers) are too dense to see this. They only saw that Avatar made then most money of all time for a movie, so they immediately greenlit 4 fucking sequels.

They're idiots. You HAVE to prove that your movie will makes LOTS of money nowadays. HAS to be a blockbuster. They won't take a chance on an unknown "Quentin Tarantino" literally who like they did in the 1990s anymore.

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Well, he doesn't do what I do, and I'm through arguing this with you.

Please don't show up. And if you do, expect no one to hang out with you.

>pre-early 1980s
>like they did in the 1990s

Okay, yeah, but that, even then, was a rare exception. They won't do it AT ALL today.

Oi mate, that wasn't even me who posted that crap. I'm pretty sure its Jerome anyways, and even if it isn't I'm 90% sure hes not even going to the meet.

I got no problem with Pot smokers, as long as you don't force it on others who dont wish to smoke.

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Holy shit are these fucking rejects actually policing who can and can't show up to their gay little meets now?

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>as long as you don't force it on others who dont wish to smoke.

Of course not. Lol, this isn't a middle school after school special. I've been smoking pot for almost ten years, and never have I ever, not even once, seen a case where someone was asked if they wanted to smoke, they said no, and it wasn't fucking dropped right there. Never. Pot smokers are very respectful of others who don't wish to partake.

I have, on the other hand, several times seen people push others to drink alcohol even after they've said no.
Just saying.

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I just hope your family does not have a history of schizophrenia or any mental illness.
I dont mean this as an insult or a meme.
I truly dont.
Pot smoking accelerates these mental issues and in some cases worsens them. This is well doccumented. You can look it up. Pot might be good for relaxing or sleeping problems but depending on your family history it can fuck you up.

And no. Working 40 hours doesnt make you responsible or an adult. Alcoholics and meth heads can hold out a job.
Taking care of another person really tests your responsibility skills.

>asking please
>telling him if he shows up, no one will want to hang out with him because he's a dictatorial aspie
>same as policing

THIS fucker is the one policing, telling alcohol-drinkers and pot-smokers they have to go onto the other side of the damn beach to drink or smoke. No word on cigarette-smokers, though. Guess because he is one.

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>REDDIT SPACING

Justice league and suicide squad lost a lot of money and yet they get sequels.

Totally sane in the membrane, thanks. All my family too.

Okay, bin Laden, how many wives and children do you take care for?

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Yeah most smokers I've met seem to be quite chill about it, and yeah most of the time's I've seen people peer pressured into stuff it was around smoking fags/cigs and drink.

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That's not reddit spacing, you ninny. Every two lines would have a space between.

They're part of a larger franchise. Little different. This is a brand new movie IP.

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We still haven't formally decided on a location for the meet-up.

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we've got to let Jerome think we're going to one place and then actually go to the other. D-Day style.

I smoke weed at work all the time and wear patchouli to cover the smell. My coworkers have never said anything or even noticed that I know of. I don't talk to them very often though so maybe that's why I haven't heard anything. My boss hasn't said anything though so I must be smell ok since I work closely with customers on the sales floor. Tell that guy at your work to start wearing patchouli maybe. It seems to work for me.

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What's the deal with some of you? We've have alitafrens go a few rounds over guns & politics of all things before and it never got half this nasty, nor last nearly this long. I don't get it.

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Right, I don't care enough to find examples that would disprove your golden rule, just you sound a little unhinged if you're going to claim ONLY box office figures matter and nothing else

this for

Well Alita had like the shittest release possible, was pushed back multiple times, and was forced to compete with Captin marvel, which started that whole fiasco. As it could never competed with Endgame.

If it was given a fair release the advertising was dont right and they didn't have all the problems with the eye's in the initial trailers. I think Alita would of easily smashed the BO. But alas...

>implying there was ever a 'guy at work' and Jerome didn't make the whole thing up

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It's ongoing D&C and false-flagging revolving around this month's meet-up

Well I'm just saying its possible to smoke weed and not stink. That's all. Its a myth that all people who smoke pot smell bad.

I'm not saying that's how I personally think it is or how I want it to be or how it should be. I'm saying to THEM (like, 95%) that's how THEY see it, today. Maybe in 5-10 years, the attitude will change and they'll see the merit in a rabid fanbase for a less than blockbuster film.

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Lol, I totally agree with you. I'm just saying you're wasting your breath and finger energy trying to enlighten a Jerome who was never serious nor believed in what he said in the first place.

> getting this butthurt and triggered over "Le Pot"
> getting this defensive to the point that he compares someone to a terrorist for having a kid and not smoking pot.

Yeah, you definitely proved you aren't mentally ill and developed a strong deoendency to pot. Yeah you convinced me. You are totally the picture of perfect mental health.
Maybe we can arrange an alita meet up to visit you in the insane asylum in a couple of years

>dodging the question
>because he is unmarried, has no children, and isn't responsible for anyone but his own ass

Right, you've totally proven how you're better and more responsible than the average pot smoker. Now you can shut up about this forever, yeah?

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I am pretty sure it was an user that said she wasn't gonna be there if there was pot smoking. Maybe Jerome is playing us but there certainly were anons against pot smoking at the meetup last night. There was also discussion on how to best handle the situation so everyone can come and not feel threatened.

I'd imagine that through the first half or so of the meet-up, every stays sober.

Then, midway, for drinkers and smokers, or people who won't be doing anything but want to hang out with their drinking and smoking counterparts, people can break off into little groups and do what they want, little drink and smoke seshes. Then, when that's out of the way, people reconvene. Those who are that offended by pot smoke or booze stench can stay far away from those who partook, or if it's that bad for them, they can go home.
Not that hard.

Breh's, I just mentioned that pot is a hard smell to get rid of to some user. Didn't even get involved in what that conversation was last night.... As it was mainly meet up talk and being 5200+ miles away from CA kinda makes getting involved impossible, not everyone is a Jerome.

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The stench radius for a lit, active joint is like maybe 50ft, when it's hot and burning, but it dissipates a lot more than cigarette smoke. Stench radius for someone who recently smoked but doesn't have anything out is MAYBE 5 ft. I think people can handle themselves.

>when you're a fucking degenerate mentally ill circlejerking waifufag but you have a problem with weed or booze.

Mister Frog and Wholesome Fren want to be /comfy/ too.

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back to /pol/ newfag

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Nova a bitch

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>Rosa was 5 years old when the first volume of Gunnm was published
Is it only me or is this fucking wild to think about?

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We're putting together quite a collection of comf.

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You'd of thought that having 152 out of the 153 threads on Yea Forums open right now. You would of been able to contain your autism elsewhere...

However you came into here and had to spew some shit out. Maybe it (you) guys that need the containment not us... as we seem to be doing a good job at containing out side of the bargain.

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cute

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This is what keeps me coming back it's morbidly amusing just how self unaware and out of touch with imageboard social norms you fags are.

Someone should put them all together for max comf.

>all these trolls bitch about our general
>yfw Yea Forums would be a MUCH better board if GOT, MCU, DCU, and tofu wars all had their respective generals.

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>This is what keeps me coming back
>fags

Who's more the fag? The fag, or the assblasted faggot wasting his time trolling a thread for something he doesn't like?

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>imageboard social norms
Do tell, newfag. This should be rich.

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Can I get potatolitabut vibrating side-to-side really fast in a blur, without flipping or anything?

it's the opposite. Some generals reinforce and enable cringey, retarded behavior that would normally get someone ridiculed into submission. What you end up with is a bundle of defective twigs that form a mighty cancerous faggot.

Got this, but I know its a bit far off what your asking.

And yeah I really dont know why GoT has to have 10+ threads at any given time...

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This the one?

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>normally get someone ridiculed into submission
>15 fucking got, mcu, dcu, tofu war threads at any given moment
>instead of one for each

yeah, go drown yourself

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closer, but only side to side, like barely moving that much distance, just really, really fast in a blur, like an electric toothbrush or something

You missed the part where I said SOME generals. A lot of generals live normal cancer-free lives but others get fucking ugly and attract mental illness like a giant faggot magnet and this general is the latter.

>cringey, retarded behavior that would normally get someone ridiculed into submission
You just described the best years of Yea Forums, before insufferable faggots like you crawled out of the woodwork. Get the fuck out.

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The best years of Yea Forums were never cringey they were offensive, shocking and outrageous. You fags are just hugboxing and sucking each others dicks all day.

>the best years of Yea Forums over 10 years ago

Here's edgy for you. Go fuck yourself and kill yourself, you fucking homosexual newfag. Fuck.

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Hey, I don't have many Gelda images, particularly from the zero-g training scene. Can anyone hook me up? Gonna make some public service OC.

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You keep pulling this shit, we're gonna stop being so nice and infect other threads and boards. We'll be Sneed 2.0, and you'll have no one to blame but yourself.

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>imageboard social norms
Holy shit someone unironically wrote this.

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Like this but the normal one, right?

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closer still, but I want ONLY vibrating in the x-axis, side-to-side.

And REALLY fast, like so fast she's almost just entirely a blur.

Imageboard social norms exist and 20 defective cringe-lords building a pillow-fort to endless suck each other off for 500 threads is well outside them.

All you've accomplished is making Yea Forums hate anyone who likes the movie.

based casper sharing alita this morning.

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>never got half this nasty, nor last nearly this long.
This recent "dude le weed" trolling is fairly tame and so far short lived actually. *sips* Let me tell you about how much worse the trolling was in the early days of /ABAG/. We were like marines landing on Yea Forums's beach with our general. It was a battle just to stay on the board without every thread descending into chaos. Trolls came at us unrelenting, sometimes for days on end with the same bullshit. A lot of casual posters went for it as they would drop in for a thread without knowing the same troll script happened in the previous thread. It would happen over and over and over especially on weekends. *sips* Bare in mind this was before the jannies were on our side too. So there was no thread sweep clean up like there is these days. Those sweeps didn't start happening until the Sn**d posting spam started hitting us in waves sometime in the #90s if I remember correctly. It was pretty rough going back then. Lost a lot of good anons along the way. We won the battle though. The rest is history up I guess. *sips*

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>20
>already 47 in this one thread
>we go up to 60 at a time
>community is between 200-300 total anons
>we've /healed/ dozens of people who hadn't heard of the movie and wouldn't have known about it if it weren't for this thread
>they all loved it, and many became regulars here

You'll never stop us, user. Never. Your rage only makes us grow stronger.

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Half of everything back then would be labeled "cringey" by newfags like you, and if your knowledge of those days went beyond skimming an article you'd know the good times weren't defined by fucking lemonparty and goatse. Get the fuck out.

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>@alitaexperiance
erm, some one should probably let him know...

This.

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We tend to bounce between 30 and 60 posters, but each thread is so slow that I think we’re closer to 100 than 200 daily posters globally.

>Yep...those were the days...

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>47
A good portion of that are drive-by trolls and people who just hate you and want you to fuck off
>Your rage
Oh user you misunderstand
I'm here to laugh at you.

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I've got this one

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Now this is maximum comfy. 10/10

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I mean it was looking comfy till I saw ZABITCH there....

>hey guys
>guys?
>I promise I won’t throw up this time
>guys?

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>A good portion
Yeah, like, 3 people.

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Oh hey manga purist, your still here?

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Imagine registering bounties on collected eyeballs to that Monster can in the cup holder of your Delorean.

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this but much faster

also, I see she's moving up and down slightly.
I want ONLY side-to-side

NEARLY perfect. Could we add /comfy/ Hugo, K, and Scott:
to this please?

Ok Scott, just stay calm

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Add Hugone and K, please?

I'll try fren

I don't think that one exists yet, and well, I mean, you could make one if you really need it.

It seems like keeping the /ALITA/ general on the board is easy these days. It was a big deal in /ABAG/ to keep threads up back to back, day after day though. Back then you never knew if you took a day or two off if the general would be there when you came back. I think that is what drove so many of us to put in the effort to be there round the clock. Now its just a given the general will be here.

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why not just NOT smoke pot? Who cares if others do?

I don't know how to animate GIFs in gimp.

If you post the original image and tell me the basics, I could give it a shot.

It's a sunk cost fallacy.

>with imageboard social norms
You truly truly belong in reddit or discord. This is not a meme answer. You sound like you treat Yea Forums like a personal blog or a fan forum or something. Speaking about social norms is really reddit tier.

You dont belong here

>you treat Yea Forums like a personal blog or a fan forum or something
Sweet kek oh the ironing

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I think the idea that it's a fellow /ALITA/ user trying to spoil the fun for everyone else rather than just some random troll 3000 miles away is what is upsetting people

How's it going anons

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slower but a .gif

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LOL

nearly perfect. Can I get more motion blur and have it in GIF-form, please?

YES! FINALLY

save'd

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Hating on Shazam
Unironically DCs best movie since The Dark Knight.

bread is baking

new new new neww

>I don't know how to animate GIFs in gimp.
In GIMP you have to make each frame a separate layer and export it as an animated .gif

I didn't see Shazam but it looks like a fun movie. Nothing spectacular, but that's the point. It doesn't seem to take itself too seriously, just like a superhero movie shouldn't.