THIS SUMMER
THIS SUMMER
Ryder Williams
Alexander Scott
I don't want it anymore. I don't want to see Old Howard get pozzed. Keep Hollywood the fuck away from this.
Brayden Butler
TENTACLE NIGGERS
Nicholas Lopez
WITNESS THE MAGIC
Eli Perez
there's a movie coming out?
Nathan Perez
if you can visualize cosmic horror, then it's not cosmic horror.
Matthew Phillips
TOM CRUISE GOES INSANE
Liam Bailey
>halfway through the movie
>"WAIT DON'T LAUNCH THE NUKE, HE'S PROTECTING US!!"
>"Son, if he the bad guy, then who is!?"
>*earth shattering fart noise*
>Azathoth starts appearing in front of the moon
Robert Cooper
I HAVENT HAD CALAMARI IN A WHILE
THERES THIS PLACE ON THE DOCK MAKES IT AMAZING
Isaac Hughes
>*giant tenacle from the bay smashes the entire street*
>AW HELL NAW
Austin Sanchez
>One detective must go undercover to infiltrate a sacrificial ocean cult...
>"Hey Boss, Joey Two Heads says the new guy is acting fishy."
>(ominous shot of protagonist searching through an arcane tome)
>boss: Hey, he ain't da only one!
>(record scratch, cut to two fish creatures the size of men eating a security guard, burping, and dabbing)
William Brown
I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING OLD GODS ON MY MOTHERFUCKING STREETS
Ian Brooks
>I have never read a single Lovecraft short story
C'thulhu literally appears in Call of Cthulhu from the ocean
Kevin Phillips
>my horror monsters must be fully visualized
Dumb poster
Thomas Carter
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Ryder Perry
Cthulu is one of the most raped characters of all time, sinply by becoming iconic.
Isaac Martinez
this but uniconically
Adam Bennett
Hollywood needs a new cow and there's nothing we can do about it...
Nolan Bell
A balls to the wall Sam Jackson Lovecraftian movie would be unironically based
Thomas Cox
Fucking hell user
Jordan Young
BUT I FUCK THAT NIGGAS BITCH
Leo Gonzalez
>be an alien being trapped under the ocean
>get kaiju movie due to faulty design
tentacles were a mistake (pic unrelated)
Eli Rodriguez
Kino
Josiah Long
Tom Cruise in...
Jaxon Reed
"Cthulhu saves the world" is what we need. Can that game be played on mobile?