Alright enough's enough. which is the best?

alright enough's enough. which is the best?

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how come they can't spell acquisitions?

>aquistions

Allen = Bryce>Patten>>>>Bateman

I want to say Bryce because sans serif master race, however that texture makes it look like it went through a washing machine.

check em

Paul Allen

Now lets see Luis Carruthers card

Bryce’s is best. Best texture. Looks really pleasant to rub between two fingers.

Paul had the best by far.

Jfc pathetic excuse for a daubles thread

THERE IS A 4K VERSION OF AMERICAN PSYCHO AVAILABLE, WHY THE FUCK WASN'T THIS SPAMMED THE DAY IT WAS AVAILABLE

4K FRAME SCREENSHOTS OF THE CARDS NOW

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Bateman
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Van Patten's is wonderful

i cant believe you prefer van pattens card to bryce

4k clip is on youtube if anyone wants to try, makes bateman's better

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Bateman's simply timeless, no matter the decade it will always look professional and elegant, the yellowish hue giving it a warm feel and the slight debossing adding a much needed depth to the card.
Now look at Allen's for comparison, while still clearly superior to bryce's and van patten's it could be consider up to date only through the nineties.

Paul Allen, and it isn't close.

yeah i bought it, it is great but the first 5 minutes are barely 1080p

the debossing reduces readability you idiot

>youtube
FUCK THAT COMPRESSION JEW, I WANT UNCOMPRESSED 3840x2160 SCREENSHOTS OF EVERY SINGLE CARD RIGHT NOW

paul allen, who wants bumpy shit on their card?

cool it with the anti-semetic remarks

thats why i asked someone else to do it, plus anyone know the font of Allen's name?

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checked too

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texture is class, you would know if you held a single business card in your life
paul allens card would feel like a mass produced flat plastic whatever card in your hand

Bateman's is unironically the best. Tasteful recessed type, and really let's the font carry the weight of the aesthetics.

Van Patten's looks cheap and easily tearable like toilet paper. Bryce is the same, plus a weak thin font that doesn't really pop.

Paul Allen's comes second, it's just that the raised embossing always will wear down and look like shit when it's gone around in your wallet.

Spoken like a true sightlet

High quality business cards let the paper type and GSM define the texture, rather than gimmicky patterns.

If I can't feel the letters under the tip of my fingers, it's trash.

Van Patten >> Bateman > Bryce >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Paul Allen

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Paul Allen's card is actually the worst one.

I'd also like to know

1.allan
2.bateman
3.bryce
4.van poop

Agreed. The font is the best and its indented.

>Copperplate Gothic
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Impressive, very nice

Holy shit Allen's is actually unequivocally the best

This. People are overrating Bryce's card. He thinks he's all hip with his sans serifs but it feels anemic and the placing is odd.

kike

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Bryce is the clear winner

Quads

Paul Allen > Timothy > David > Patrick

Seriously what was Patrick thinking.