Reminder this throw was impossible

>tfw this show is about a magical ice necromancer who waits 10,000 years to start resurrecting the dead and forming an undead army in the completely off-chance a random roastie flies into his hood one day so he can ghost a dragon from her in order to get past a magical ice wall and kill humans for no reason other than he was bored and it was funny

here you have a magic ice man throw a magic ice spear into a magic dragon that magically turns it into a magic ice dragon to be controlled by the magic ice man
welcome to the fantasy genre

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He wanted to play with his victim, watch their eyes slowly glaze over as he squeezes.

plot armor

SHE HAS A VAGINA, OKAY?
THAT MEANS SHE'S IMPORTANT AND STRONG

yeh my pet dragon told me it was totally unrealistic.

this guy gets it.

>be NK
>can track down Jon and his ten followers in a matter of minutes in the entirety of the north after he kills a single White Walker
>can't detect a single little girl running and yelling at you whilst surrounded by hundreds of your minions

Imagine how happy he was when he finally saw a dragon flying by.

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he told the white walkers and wights to be quiet because he had this totally rad idea that he'd just walk up to bran all slow and then gently take out his sword and kill him
it would have been so sweet bros

how is it that arya didn't crush her own windpipe or even get winded after flying at speed neck firt into his cold ice hands?

Why didn't Jon just swing his sword creating a giant energy wave that kills the entire undead army in the long night?

This guy gets it.

>implying his minions noticed Arya

Can someone pls post the original spoiler list for last season?

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S1>S4>S3>S2>>>S6>>>>S5>>>>>S7>>>>>>getting globbed into a mountain of literal shit and piss>>>>>>>>>>>>>S8

the faceless men never skip neck day

I'm sure he had his reasons. Shame Arya didn't give him the chance to explain himself.

Isn't it just
>Dany goes Mad Queen on KL
>Cersei gets hurt in crossfire
>Dany has Jaime captured for trying to fuck Cersei again
>Tyrion lets him out when he sees Dany is irredeemable
>Jaime goes to fight Euron, wins but gets mortally wounded
>Cleganebowl ends in a fucking draw and they both die
>Jaime and Cersei dies in each other's arms
>Tyrion gets put on trial by Dany for being a traitor
>Jon pleads with Dany but she says nah and carries on Mad Queen-ing
>Either Tyrion lives or dies (shot 2 different scenarios iirc)
>Jon kills Dany to end all the bloodshed
>gets sent to the wall (even tho there's 0 fucking reason for the Night's Watch to ever exist again)
>Bran gets named the fucking king of the 7 kingdoms
>Bran did literally nothing and got to be king
>Despite the 3 Eyed Raven literally telling Bran to be an impartial observer

The last ten minutes of episode 3 are anime as fuck, and not in a good way.

Don't you dare insulting anime like this. In anime the one who'd kill his enemy that way must actually be related to the guy, have a history together and through all of his hatred and sheer will be able to surpass the limits of a human body and teleport behind-and-slightly-above him for good.

>>Despite the 3 Eyed Raven literally telling Bran to be an impartial observer
Maybe it was instructions as to how to become king

Wow, with such a retarded leap in logic as that, you should write for GoT

God, have you any clue how writing works?
Stannis was abusing shadow magic, but the result of that was he, his family and army ended up dead. It had consequences.

With their dragons the writers of the show fell in the same trap as Tolkien fell with his eagles.

Because the future is female

>throw literally impossible

Hmm, maybe it had a little something to do with him being an all powerful immortal 10000 year old ice demigod necromancer... or something.

We can expect the fantastical and supersonic sword swings and pinpoint javelin accuracy on moving dragons several kilometers away freezing humans on touch from the NK/WW because they are supposed to be exactly that, the terrifying and seemingly unstoppable supernatural horde of death on the doorstep.

It's the human characters that plot armor and unrealistic superhuman bullshit feats become jarring and immersion spoiling with.

Bad example.
The eagles were explicitly kept away from Mordor by Sauron's power which was greater than theirs. That's why they rescued Sam and Frodo only after Sauron was defeated.
The dragons in GoT are supposed to be unstoppable killing machines, yet everyone seems to keep killing them relatively easily. What stopped people from just building ballistae in the past and overthrowing the Targs? Arms treaties?

Daily reminder Bran's powers still make no sense, have no real use, and are now meaningless and without explanation. Everyone expected his powers were somehow linked to NK and were essential to defeating him. But NOPE. He wargs into a flock of crows that do absolutely nothing for the entirety of episode 3. His entire character arc is now meaningless. And he gets to be king because reasons.

Only the hackiest of hack writing from this crew.

Why did the NK need an army? Can't he just solo the world?
You can't make everything possible and then say it's just magic bro.

My theory about Bran is he can actually change the past. He did it with Hodor. He isn't completely able to control that skill yet.

>guy living in the cold
>establish that you gotta use fire to kill him, his similars and his minions or dragon glass
and fire does not work on him, dragon fire too, why?
Why didn't they ask Bran about King's Landing battle or something?

That's kind of like asking why troikas weren't built before WW1 and used to conquer the world.

Technological advances happen when they happen, and they generally tend to happen in the advent of some catastrophic war or plague or disaster forcing humans to adapt to survive.

So the dragon ballistae advancement is not illogical at all.

I mean at that point before they nerfed him probably. However he still clearly had vulnerability to dragonglass weapons and other things so it makes sense to reanimate hundreds of thousands of corpses to wear your enemy down first.

What the hell is a troika?

K I N O

You should have written that episode

>magic exists in a show of magic

????

>dany grows a dick and drowns cersei in girl goo
Sorry libtards but this is a FANTASY setting, just turn off your brain lmao

Other than two accidents, he's made no real attempt to do this to any positive effect. You can pretty much expect at this point it will never be brought up again and you'll just have to headcanon it.

>and fire does not work on him, dragon fire too, why?
Dragon fire doesn't work, but a dagger forged in dragon fire does. Because reasons.
Everyone needs to accept episode 3 is just a VFX demo reel made for vishies and no one gave a fuck. It's an entire episode of people going
>OH WOULDN'T IT BE COOL IF WE HAVE THE FIRE EXPLOSIONS, AND THEN THERE'S FIRE BALLS GOING OVER HEAD DURING A CAVALRY CHARGE, AND IT'S ALL LIKE WEEEERRRRR BOOM AND WE DO AN ESTABLISHING SHOT SHOWING TORCHES GOING OUT?

>Why didn't they ask Bran about King's Landing battle or something?
Who fucking knows. He can literally see all of history (with or without the trees, by the way) and it's somehow not occurred to them that they could use him as the ultimate wiretap to know every single plan Cersei could ever have, or even just the rotation of the guards to the point Deus Ex Arya could simply night king her ass with no battle. It would have honestly made more sense for Arya to kill Cersei the way she killed NK than her killing the NK despite having never even seen a wight prior to that episode.

Doesn't the Land of Always winter have ice dragon and shit ?

>That's kind of like asking why troikas weren't built before WW1 and used to conquer the world.
Daily reminder ballistae predate trebuchets by thousands of years, and they had trebuchets.

Reminder y'all talk about this show more than normies.

just dont think about it dude

unless he can see into the future, yes

>crossbows are known to exist in Westeros
>it took them decades to build giant crossbows because ????????

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Huh I thought they were called troikas IRL for some reason too. Oh well machine guns then.

Yeah but it's not the real world, just based loosely on it. Tech advancements there don't need to mirror tech advancements here.

No, user, but I am reliably informed it is a place to which neither spring nor Christmas ever come.

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Nobody felt the urgent need to or had the foresight to? Often it's one wave of tech advancements from a single person (Da Vinci) or general time/cultural period (Renaissance or Englightenment for example).

Gears of War has a machine gun called the Troika.

>y'all
go back back to twitter you dim-witted nigger

Yeah I know. But I was sure I heard them called troikas in history class when lesrning about German obliteration of Russian forces with them in WW1.

I remember finding the battles in Prince Caspian infinitely more entertaining than the Long Night

I was fine with the throw
it just looked stupid right afterwards when he didnt throw another at dany and the gang while they were standing still waiting on jon to get on the dragon

I remember Outlaw King having battles infinitely more entertaining than Long Night
>English shit cunt cavalry charge at you
>ram a pike through their fucking skull

>No plotline of the NK grooming Euron like 3ER did Bran so Euron eventually ends up taking down the wall with one of Dany's stolen dragons
>No plotline of fAegon being more loved than Dany is so she goes fucking nuts, forcing Jon to take action as she prepares to kill his brother for the throne, and wondering if she one day won't kill him too
>no qt king having sex in the missionary position while holding hands with JonCon
fucking pathetic

Why didn't he no scope bran with another spear

Because we needed an anime showdown sequence where they stared at each other for 5 minutes until Arya omae wa mo shinderu'd him

FUCK England and FUCK Trump

More importantly, how could a creature with his reaction time not be able to respond to that dagger "trick". I'd like to think if you can hit a moving target in that scenario as the dragon throw, you can pluck a dagger out of the air
>mfw I know anecdotally that normals have no problem with this scene

Well it's not just that we already established the WW have superhuman speed and reflexes and can move at borderline warp speed at times.

So the feint succeeding was just pathetic. The NK is the oldest and most powerful of all, just beyond retarded that faggy little feint worked.

Nigga should have rail gunned winterfell with his ice spikes.

The "dragon ballista" is no mechanical advancement though. It's literal magic.

Nigger

Fuck all autistic spurges who do shit like this.

>Magical asspull icicle for the convenience of progressing the retarded plot
>Retarded bolt throwing apparatus firing like a modern day Anti-Air piece for the convenience of progressing the retarded plot
Both retarded, the first by being a retarded asspull justified by it being a supernatural being of unkown strength and capabilities. The second one was straight up in universe logic breaking and really bad screenplay/storytelling.

Ballistas aren't some new thing

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No, ballistas have been around in Westeros at least since Aegon invaded. It's just bad writing

>hey look this is a crossbow
>oh cool now make a really big one
Its like the first guy to make a knife the sword was the next thing he made.

That would be unironically hot

You guys needs to read up on your ASOIAF history. Aegon the Conquerers sister was killed like 10 years after he arrived in Westeros by a Dornish Ballista shooting her dragon out of the sky.

Because she has vagina,what makes her a more important charay than any othy

I don't know if Dragonfire is something that's only for King's landing, but what if they just used the dragon as a bomber?
Randomly drop shit on King's Landing, since they decided to attack anyway.

You guys are really retarded for thinking the night king/bran arc is over. There will be some scene including bran where we got to see that the 3er is the true enemy or something like this. By all that social media hype and endless fan theories they just can't leave the bran/nk as it is. There will be some conclusion. I mean since when do the showrunners explain every shit after the episode. They know that they atleast get a couple of death threats
When they fuck up the final of the series. I am convinced theres gonna be a real wtf scene at the end

Is his left hand a radar? kek

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>The last ten minutes of episode 3 are anime as fuck
Learn to fucking articulate yourself properly, you useless troglodyte.

Lol. Neck yourself, you useless homo

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ftfy

Of course, because he was an unfeeling robotic force of nature.

>literally an infrared homing missile

BRAVO DABID :DDDdd

'Chad Stance' gives him +10 accuracy.

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The NK is a supernatural creature. It is totally possible.
What's impossible is that same supernatural creature getting killed by a girl doing a knife trick. A knife trick that he did notice btw, yet for some reason he didn't crush her neck immediately
desu considering the strength that motherfucker had I don't think even Jon should stand a chance

(h)iceschool

At first i hated this, but to be fair he is an undead god lich king necromancer warrior. It just makes it even more unbelievable that Arya was able to kill him whilst being choked lel

>bro it's fantasy just ignore stuff that breaks the rules of its own universe
You clearly have literally no respect for the genre, so please stop discussing it.

Vagina >>> reality

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Also, Euron perfect aiming the dragon is just fucking retarded, compared to this

No, its over. Even if its not, we got 2 episodes lol, great story telling and build up / resolution is not possible with this

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He's a zombie god king

He brought a huge mass of undead back that night, created a giant snow storm and blocked dragon fire. He was out of mana when Arya attacked him.

did people actually care about this when it happened or did they just shrug it off because a literal zombie threw an ice javelin into a dragon?

why are people so autistic over the ballistas

Lmao you pathetic anime hating stacys never fail to make me laugh with your "/tvl/ humor" threads

Fact is, most anime will be infinitely more successful than any of your shitty movies ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

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>making excuses for this turd of a show
stahpet

He dabbin?

>same pose as when he died

i thought you guys said the writing was shit

>Reminder that a bloo blooblooblooo
Lol get fucked nerd

What would you say if someone threw a magic stone from a mile away at Cersei's head and she was dead?

I got the impression that he wanted to freeze her to death, which I guess would take a bit more time. When NK respects you as an enemy, he wants to stare at you for a while.

This comment is so fucking stupid, its was pretty clear the NK wanted to petrify her because snapping her in half

why my queen? why?

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yes, which is why arya btfoing him was retarded

Why would he respect a 16 year old girl who he's never seen before as an enemy?

Well it takes a lot of guts to just try and stab him in the middle of all his dudes

if you watched the show you would see that he takes his time killing everything that he eventually does kill. he could've killed the dragon way faster, he could've killed theon faster, and if he had had the chance, probably arya too

but he takes his time, because he is sure that they will die eventually while he himself is almost immortal. he doesn't have to rush anything. having shown a little emotion (for example when dragonfire didn't hurt him), I think he kills humans slowly just because he enjoys watching people suffer when they realise their time is over and they are about to get killed

underrated post

SPOILER THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING AUTIST.

I don't want clues or anything, you fucking moron.

just dropped in here to tell you to spoiler your shit, asshole

>Theon
Clearly you don't remember the episode at all.

should every thread be covered with a spoiler warning? that episode is 2 years old.

hehe

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>left hand

eheh

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I can totally see what's happening there

Then why did he miss all the other times?
Also if I have to endure another shot of an arrow or spear flying past Dany's shoulder as she dodges getting sniped off a dragons back, I swear Im gonna say the n word.

Based wight supremacist Night King!

It really is fucking ridiculous after what happened in the final battle.

Dumb spearchucker did practically nothing in winterfell but cast a spell or to and killed a greyjoy that was so useless his captors didnt bother finishing him off the 5 other times he lost.

Speaking of giants, why didn't the dead giant just kill little girl Mormont immediately?

>see you later fuckers

>The things we do for love.

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When did this universe establish the rules governing magic ice spears?

crasy expensive

for England James ?