Warwick Davis Appreciation

>normal sized head and hands
>everything else is midge
why? how?
why would you choose to personalize your avatar in such a way?

wonder if he chose to keep a normal sized penis

He was good in Willow. What else has he even been in though?

Phantom Menace

Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

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So did Moot 2 answer the email or not?

This is what happens when mean guys like you talk shit about /our/ dwarf

youtube.com/watch?v=LQhxYxVCWrk

do midgets really get pissy at the term 'midget'? i used to work with one and he didn't give a fuck, he called himself a midget and went to laugh at midget wrestling in bali and all.

seems like only people who aren't midgets get upset by the term 'midget'

Just imagine shoving that dumb midge in a washer and just watching him spin around and around

>Auschwitz
youtube.com/watch?v=NHdHL-pQlj0
kek

youtube.com/watch?v=OW6VenOC2Fw#t=63

HE'S STILL GOING

HE'S STILL FUCKING GOING!

that midget is funny ive seen him in nacho libre

I'd like to tie Warwick Davis up in a net and turn him into a honeybake ham.

I'd like to impale Warwick Davis up the ass, freeze him, and serve him to a lion as a human popsicle.

does he really expect a response back?

I wanna see what it looks like when he's chased down by a large animal.

fucking midgets, how do they work anyway?

I find it fucking hilarious that he doesn't understand the very basics of bullying, considering he's a 50 year old midget that has dealt with this his entire life. You don't fucking give attention to people making fun of you and show how upset you are, that just encourages them to make fun of you even more. But here he is, tweeting about Yea Forums. An actor.

great actor, great host, great sense of humour, love him.

midge

Wanna throw the little bastard off a roof

What if he's just baiting the fuck out of us to meme him back into relevancy?

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Don’t you mean one of the biggest actors in all of Hollywood?

I love how he keeps getting smaller in size throughout this pasta 10/10 user is a true poet

this is such a bizarre photo

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She's 22yo. With all the UK anons we have you'd think just one (1) would have a story of her.

I fucking the film Willow. Kino as fuck

Theres population of 65 million and shes hard to spot

The third of a neutron and you’re stuff kills me every time

Why does she not get a segway?

Her legs are longer than the rest of her. She's a daywalker among dwarves.

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They really shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

Is that blue guy laughing at him

Peter Dinklage's daughter is normal tho, because he seduced a normal woman instead of Warwick Davis that married a midge and has children that are unstable cocktails of genetics that die 50% of the time

I dont understand why they prefer Dwarf.

Its just a fantasy creature.

Warwick has been losing the plot a bit over the last few years. After decades of making a good living from being a stereotype, he has decided he wants to fight the good fight for little people and battle those same stereotypes he milked for cash. Seemingly oblivious to the hypocrisy.

Poor little sod. Small body, small brain.

Someone post the Chad Peter vs virgin Davis image

based intoxicated insect poster

Yeah, definitely.

Honestly Karl called him out on that bullshit years ago regarding the Dwarf village in China, which is a kind of theme park.

Warwick said its horrible and offensive and Karl just said all you ever do is dress up as elves and goblins.

>chocking

Thanks for reminding me of this user. God Karl Pilkington is so based

Love the fact that Karl pulled him in that shit. Hypocritical, self serving goblin

Yeah, remember when he tied him to balloons with just some gypo kids to stop him going to the fucking stratosphere

youtube.com/watch?v=ROO5QJ-l8nI

Someone post it to the little bastard's Twitter.

If I EVER see Warwick Davis walking down the street in London I will fucking personally stuff him in a sack, beat him to within an inch of his life, then throw him in the fucking Thames, lads. I will add his tiny little skeleton to the corpses already buried in the Tower of London.

>a normal female got bonked by a midget

fedora so heavy it tips Warwick
>m'idget

based and dangerously redpilled.

my fucking sides user, you cunt i'm in work.

A very wealthy midget.

Cursed image

absolute mog

imagine the stares

>Peter Dicklarge

>It's okay because she only got broken genes from one parent

Honestly if Peter Dinklage wasn't nerfed by dwarfism, he'd be a gigachad

Fuck midgets, Height War now

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If Peter Dinklage wasn't a dwarf, no-one would know who he was

the coolest and riches midget currently alive.

How long until Karl makes a statement?

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Karl seemed so miserable that particular season, but imagine having tolerate constantly being around Warwick all the time and it makes more sense.

Dubs and Warwick dies this year

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Dubs and Warwick grows 2 inches

Colour me intrigued
But at the same time just turn the computer off and walk away

That's how it works in most cases, you probably have some fucked up genetics that won't express themselves alone

He looks like Terry Davis in that pic.

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is he doing this himself or is an intern making him look like someone who is actively monitoring twitter for things that offend him?

I saw Warwick Davis at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I then kicked him in the head and ran out of the store.

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he clearly wanted to do his own thing but got saddled with the midget like karl was as much of a freak as he is so karl spent the whole time proving he wasnt like when he left warwick to walk up the stairs and made him cry

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackmail

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Chad Dinklage.

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KEK

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Whats great about it is how much Karl transforms. By the end hes encouraging Warrick to eat a rabbit head. Karl became really open minded.

>criminal offence

Damn, you Bongs invented banter. What's the deal?

What does he toilet look like?

Is it like a little mini loo or is it a weird disabled one with a step?

He probably uses a potty.

Based

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>implying hes successful enough
Little shit probably doesn't even have an agent

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I want to put his little football head in front of a tire and drive forward until his little football juices start to leak out

Would've been funnier if it was virgin midget

It's not even bullying it's just shitposting

>toilet
Have to be special. Can you imagine climbing up the ladder, then sitting on the edge of that watery abyss?

midge

His Twitter pic makes me angry

underrated

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What did he mean by it?

Very interresting to read how he gets smaller

please respond

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It's okay, Dinklage is based and Warwick is not.

Oldfag here. Taking the piss out of Warwick Davis is for an unpreventable genetic condition he's had since birth is pathetic by anyone's standards. Shouldn't you bedwetters be in school?

Midge.

>t. midge

midge

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Is he messaging thr hacker Yea Forums?

they have been together long before he made any good money.

was waiting for this to be made

>Oldfag here

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>

>midgefag here
fix'd

midgefag.

The halfling was dear to thee i see

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>anime
Newfag detected

You don't understand it user, and I don't want to spoonfeed you.

*suplex* *elbow drop* *backbreaker*
OH MY GOODNESS IT'S A MIDGET MASSACRE OUT HERE IN THE RING
OH I TELL YOU I WOULDN'T WANT TO BE OUT THERE!

Does he really think that person was trying to be abusive? It's like getting mad at an old lady for saying colored.

what the hell is up with his gay as fuck profile pic? it looks nothing like him. it looks like a avatar you'd make in a shitty mobile game with limited options.

Fuck off warwick

I think in an idiot abroad it is pointed out that he does have a disproportionate penis

This is what the British actually believe.

No, I get it. But there's a difference between the usual bullshit and sending this shit straight to the guy.

I saw Warwick Davis at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and fantasize about kicking the shit out of his midget ass or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my knees. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him report me to the thought police as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like five Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Little fella, where are your parents?” At first he kept pretending to be a real person and not a grotesque genetic mistake, but eventually turned back around and lugged them to the counter.

When she took one look at his hideous visage and started screaming multiple times, he stopped her and told her to calm down and that “he was the star of Willow,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a movie. After she came to terms with the situation and put the bars in the bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by asking her to place them on the ground for him really loudly.

Midge

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How do you think this site started out newfag?

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I am legit jelly of whoever wrote this, it's fucking beautiful and could actually pass as a very interesting mini story

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Imagine all the little midgets being flung off cliffs and crushed under boots. The sound of their bones snapping like little frail twigs. Faint, barely audible squeals of pain and terror as their pathetic worthless little lives are snuffed out with such ease. Glorious.

I played a halfling on the set of Willow. I wasn't in any major scenes - I was kept around solely for this Warwick's perverted pleasure. After every scene he was in, he would come to the dressing room and demand that I "heal him up" - his code for annilingus. It was dreadful.

I remember one time he dragged me and another extra into the Tir Asleen set and forced us to give him a "Magician's surprise" while dressed in blackface, all while he screamed out "Lick it" and "Bunnies, love dust this rectum".

To this day, I come out in cold sweats whenever I see Willow threads.

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s-someone post the dungeon pasta

It’s basically the plot to Antman2

British people hate shortarses more than anyone else on the planet m8. We are tolerant to everyone except manlets. Must be the worst place on earth to be a manlet desu, no wonder Warwick is so angry all the time.

I'd like to see Tim Tebow use Warwick Davis' head to kick a field goal.

I can 100% believe this happened

Who would win in a fight.

Warwick Davis armed with a Shillelagh or 5 medium sized domestic cats.

I want to see Warwick getting bullied by a goose.

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Fuck lotr
Fuck the long night
Willow was the best

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have sex

is he effay?

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based

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>he fell for the bait
newfag EXPOSED

>I was in star wars guys!!!

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>I reckon it's brought us closes together
>Warwick is floating away

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Me on the right.

what does the chrome “M” on his little scooter stand for?
guys...
what does the little chrome “M” on the front of his little tiny scooter stand for?

Based

JOHNNY JOHNNY

Dinklage and Warwick should star in a BBC miniseries together.

>BBC
Dinklage is far too based to work for those cucks

It's a shame Troyer is dead, a show with Dinklage, Troyer and Davis as the main characters could have been top kino.

Oldfag here. Taking the piss out of Tyrone Jones for an unpreventable genetic condition he's had since birth is pathetic by anyone's standards. Shouldn't you bedwetters be in school?

The three midgeteers

Bros this was supposed to be an appreciation thread...

I once sold coke to a midget. I lived in Vegas, it had to be 2008 or 09. It was summer, and bored with sexual exploits and hard drugging and drinking, I decided I'd have a lil fun with the midget that frequented my favorite bar. Lets call him Vance, because that was his name and no one is going to care to remember it. I started playing his friend, got close to him, he was obnoxiously chatty. Full of stupid, tiny opinions, tiny like his arms and legs, watching him stumble up onto a bar stool, often times waving away help, kept me from putting a gun in my mouth for a good six months. Well, I got him hooked on the shit. Bad. This guy would hit me up in the dead of night for a fix, would suck my dick, anything, and I mean anything. I did it all to this little fuck. What he didn't know, was that I had been consistently cutting his dope with saw dust from the hard work of better men, with glass, hell, I even crushed up a tic once and he was so deep into his high he never noticed. None of this was affecting him enough for my pleasure though, and I soon raised the stakes and added rat poison. I would even spray cockroach killer into his bags. I saw the effects almost immediately, he almost shrunk in size, if that were possible, he began to have mild seizures and I assured him it was simple withdrawals, and that he just needed a little more. Before a month was over, he was practically crawling to my door, having abandoned our bar and his friends. He would sit on my couch and cry about god having abandoned him, and before his untimely death, I made sure he had all but given up on any hope of peace or love in this life or any other.

Watching his little casket being carried by his midget children was the funniest shit I've ever seen, his family held me and wept and thought my tears were pain, but they were jubilation. I've never shared this story until now.

I wasn't even that user so suck my dick.

sorry, we got a little sidetracked

I'll appreciate kicking a field goal with the tiny pecker.

It could have gone a lot of ways. Think about it: 3 tiny middle aged guys as main cast. Comedy is probably the first genre that comes to mind but it could have worked as a drama, adventure or even an action film if played right.

how hard does midget asspussy hit?

>Three Men And A Baby Taller Than Them

AHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
is dwarven ass extra tight?

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I think it’s MID Geared Engine, although there might be an abbreviation.

At first I thought there is nothing better than kicking a midge. Then I thought tossing them was the funniest. THEN I thought starving them and forcing them to unknowingly eat the flesh of their loved ones was the best. But this is the best midge torture ever. Absurdly BASED.

Could it be an upside down W?

big words

someone should tweet this to warwick

i love some warwick kino

youtube.com/watch?v=8nwA6tT6NIM

Based. Although, personally I'd starve Warwick Davis. It should not take too long given his size. Make him stick thin and so feeble. Then I would feign pity and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that little bastard a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing are looking up, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu Harrison Davis. Yes, I will have ensured Warwick Davis greedily gobbled up the flesh of his mutant son that I butchered after growing bored with torturing him. As the tears well up in his eyes and he refuses to belief me, I shall let out a truly evil, bone chilling laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; it will be the mangled remains of his son. His legs gone, his skin flayed, castrated, eyes missing, his fingers and arms broken, and head twisted around. That is what I would do to that little bastard. The louder he screams and cries in anguish, the louder and more evil my cackle becomes. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing so hard. I will then loop the footage of his son being raped by a dog, tortured, and then butchered by me 24/7 at maximum volume. This is the fate that awaits you, you vile little goblin.

>miniseries
it sure will be

Lul

is this really the first thing that comes to mind after reading that?
fucking faggots

got a problem midge?

hello warwick

Based revenge on Steve for pushing the idea every week in 2001

M I D G E M O B I L E

Ant Man, Two and a Half Men etc

I would love to have one of his daughters big midget tits in my mouth, I bet they look massive on her tiny frame.

UK user here
Think I might have stepped on her once, but not really sure

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It fucking disgusts me that the air I breathe every day has at one point or another been filtered through a midge.

I hate the British so much. They think everyone else are sensitive fags like them and have Twitter police to arrest people who offend them.

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leprechaun series, basically any movie with a little short guy. His advantage is that his rare disorder gives him a body type that’s proportionate with torso and limb length, while most dwarfs including his wife have a different disorder with a normalish torso and stubby limbs.
He’s actually quite a good actor in the sense that you usually don’t realize it was him until you see his name in the end credits
the problem comes from him being a mean and nasty little knob, a small man with a small soul, and of late a notorious SJM (Social Justice Midge)
he’s gone from a smiling Bilbo to a little dildo
an energetic Frodo to a waddling dodo
A Sméagol to a Gollum
from a halfling to a kobold
as dwarfs go he’s become a real tosser

You can charge anyone with anything though.
Was he found guilty?

great little guy, dunno why people are getting kicks out of giving him a hard time

>as dwarfs go he’s become a real tosser
personally, I'd starve Warwick Davis

If we could all live our lives by the wisdom of Karl Dilkington the world would be a happier place.

That was a Jew tho

I've been imagining how a zombie apocalypse movie about a bunch of midget survivors would go.
Except instead of zombies it's a bunch of medium to large dogs.

Wasn’t that poor innocent journalist also caught buying “a certain something” online that normally gets you locked away for years but he claimed it was for research and they let him get away with it?
or am I thinking of someone else?

It was just tentacle hentai iirc

That was after he sent thousands of dollars to a cheese pizza site and lied about his involvement in it.

I agree. Anglos should be sterilized.

that's a smart ape geese are fucing vicious

all right this was fun for the last two days, but it's starting to get lame

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>comes up with an edgy gay fantasy about fucking a midge (male)
>wow why are you commenting my faggotry

Oh, checked Wikipedia and it claims he just paid money under the table to a producer/seller of pizza when doing a story about said pizza.
Guess I was mixing up him and the musician guy from a few years back

This is fucking beautiful

Fuck off Warren, your dwarf magic has no power here

There is something undeniably based about this picture desu

CANNOT BREATHE

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Why is he so based bros?

I would invite him for dinner and get him the best food man can buy. Then I’ll get him high off shrooms and put him in a small room where the floor is a slow-moving conveyor belt of sandpaper. He can keep walking to avoid any friction, but eventually the genetic waste will tire out or need sleep. Watching his screaming midget body - all bloody and mangled up - thrashing about and eventually dying of shock will induce many episodes of laughing fits sure to keep me entertained for many nights to come.

This is really cute

True detective season 4 here we go.

youtu.be/ViEqKpeOTFg

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kek

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fucking lost it

The fact is, if it wasn’t for Warwick Davis we wouldn’t have been able to enjoy the past 4 decades of affordably budgeted films featuring realistic gnomes, goblins, elves, trolls, kobolds, leprechauns, brownies, fuzzy small aliens and miniature humanoid robots.
If Warwick Davis had, as a teenager or young adult, been eaten by a medium-sized dog, the world would have been deprived of such masterpieces as Leprechaun, Leprechaun 2, Leprechaun 3, Leprechaun 4: In Space, Leprechaun in the Hood, Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood, A Very Unlucky Leprechaun, British Airways Safety Video, Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure, and Ewoks: The Battle for Endor.
The very accomplished Mr. Davis deserves to be treated with the respect appropriate for an individual of his stature.

lost

You know, if you're short, you can smell your own farts better.

I've convinced a girl online that I'm a midget and she keeps sending me messages about wanting to sit on me and its hot as fuck

>Blackmail is an act of coercion using the threat of revealing or publicizing either substantially true or false, and often damaging, information about a person, to the public, family members, or associates unless certain demands are met.
whoops

>you finally meet her and she realizes you’re not a midget but she still wants to go through with the date anyway
>later that night you discover the “h” key on her keyboard was broken and you don’t want to go through with the date anymore but it’s too late and you’re already tied to the bed

Needs to be smaller

>You almost role off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is.
quality fucking shitposting

Did anyome screencap that long story some user wrote about Warwick and his daughter?

t. >6'

What I would give to kidnap a famous midget and make his life a living hell. I would force him to dress up in elf and leprechaun outfits and subject him to pure awfulness and humiliation. just terrible degradation and shameful acts. it would be so easy to break his spirit and drive him to suicide, but I wouldn't let him do it. if I could train a dog to rape on command then I would totally do that as well. a really big dog like a mastiff. he would be so completely and utterly powerless to stop it, not to mention terrified. a big ass dog is even scary and life-threatening to a normal human but to a midget? might as well be a dragon. I'd keep him in a cell and what's more is that I would actually place to key inside with him but put it in a high place. not extremely high but just ever so slightly out of reach. it would drive him mad. I would dress him like a baby and force feed him 99 cent store baby food. I'd also pick him up like a child and toss him from one corner to the next. I'd grab him by one leg and swing him as hard and as fast as I could then hurl him to see how far he goes. I'd rent one of those giant inflatable bounce houses and body slam him all day until my arms got tired. I'd hold him down with 1 hand and slowly stick things up his butt just to see him squirm. I would stick him in dryers and turn them on and leave him in there for long periods of time. I'd force him to fight other midgets to the death. just so many things I would do.

>incest is bad because it could cause genetic defects
>what a cute midget couple may they have many children

two of his four children died at birth due to literally being double midgets but he still continued with his sick cross-midgeting human experiments.
and yet he opposes the idea of a Chinese midget village where everyone is happy and lives in little mushroom houses with their midget king

ITT, incels mad that a fucking genetic deformity is married and has kids while they go to sleep to ASMR compilations trying to imagine what is like to have gf.

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Keep going

user, he can't read English

The Incredible Shrinking Man (1957)

I wonder if it would be possible to kick the little fuck over a fence?

Probably. I doubt he can weigh any more than 50 pounds.

>small bit of time
>little gratitude

I'm a regular sized guy, does that qualify me to be king of midget village?

Why don't pedos just date midgets instead? It's basically the same thing but legal.

vid relevant
youtube.com/watch?v=5ADpsIb7vfs

No you have to be a really big dwarf you idiot, like 6'4 or something

I'll just wear stilts and a rubber suit that makes my proportions look fucked up

6'4 is a midget not a dwarf

I coughed laughing (and that's a good thing)

What I don't understand is how come he has a normal, even handsome face, even though most midgets look very deformed.

>midgets instead? It's basically the same thing
imagine you’re a young mother breastfeeding your baby.
You look down and instead of your baby’s cute little monkey face you see Warwick’s big melon shaped like a can of paint with his obscene frog lips latched onto your big black nipple
You scream a throaty holler to good lawd jeesus as Warwick looks up to you and parts his filthy lips in a practiced sneer, his raspy helium voice croaking out “MAMMY! GIVE US SUM’ER ‘AT CHOCKEYLATE MILK WILLYE, AY?”
You fling him into the dumbwaiter and mash all the buttons at once. You don’t care where it goes, as long as it’s not here.
from underfoot you hear a commotion in massa Reynolds’ kitchen downstairs; placing your ear to the floor, you hear Jemima telling Fiddler that there was a live piglet in the dumbwaiter, but he doesn’t believe her and accuses her of dipping into massa’s corn whiskey. But you know the truth. It be witches, sho’nuff it do.

The GOAT midge pasta

Top Gear
Mini Special

>not replying with midge
no balls/10

grow up you literal children

>Normal, even handsome
How low are your standards user? Those rubbery lips wouldn't look good on anyone

at least children CAN grow, Warwick

>Up
>Children
Change the track my dude

I love Willow

i can relate to warwick beause i'm only 178cm aka an absolute fucking midget

I saw the whole clan in a chip shop in Edinburgh a few years back. This was pre kicking midgets in the head pasta unfortunately.

midge

>you've had a bit too much think: the post

What did the wee man mean by this

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Has this guy ever had a miniseries made about him?

>grow up
don't mind if I do, midge

life's too short is great

A few short stories maybe, not sure about a miniseries.

Has anyone ever noticed asians don't seem to have a lot of literal dwarfism midgets? It's like they took a deal millennia ago to all be much shorter on average to forego having midgets.

Wow you are actually retarded

I met Warwick at a grocery store awhile back. at first I was going to kick his teeth in. but then I decided I would just walk up to him and talk.
Itold him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you’re doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen heel inserts in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the inserts and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence from midichlorians and empire software," and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each pepper and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by talking about Ewoks really loudly.

Any """""""""""""""""""""""man"""""""""""""""""""""""" under 190cm should be publicly executed to be desu.

I'd smash (figuratively) his daughter 2bh lads.

WHY WAS HE SUDDENLY BUYING PEPPERS AND NOT HEEL INSERTS. PLEASE RESPOND.

>and closing his hand shut in my face
Ask me how I know this story is bullshit?

10/10

This thread is absolute gold

Not bad I could imagine him living in Ankh morpork

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Skip to 4:25.

youtu.be/76mnQcHzegI?t=265

this pic

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It's respectful to kneel down to be at eye level when you talk with a little person user.

That little ASMR detail let's me know that this is pure projection. Kys dumb weeb. You're only one peg above trannies.

Really thought one of you autists here would post the Roach Goblin in this bread .. chan is dead

served this guy twice when i worked in a shop
nice as fuck, was buying some very expensive kitchen knives

how does he reach the countertop?

I heard he likes buying expensive kitchen knives, making them go rusty, then shoves them up his back passage

Man what was the point of that episode? Iirc there wasn't a resolution? That people just accept it's fun to make fun of midgets?

I am convinced this was in In Bruges
I read it in Colin Farrell's accent and nothing on Earth can convince me otherwise

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I saw him trying to dispose of a broken fridge by a roadside

i imagine he uses a series of elaborate pulleys and levers to hoist himself up in a small crane

Swans and fairy style alcoves you CUNT

Based post.

His daughter has nice bumpers for a LIL People

I was a barman at a Wetherspoon’s as a student and he (genuinely) came in all the time. He got barred about a month before I left for stealing packets of mayo.

he has literally nothing better to do. He's still riding the nostalgia wave from a 40 year old movie in which he played a very small role. He's a spiteful little man aswell.

>he shops at sainsbury's
I should have known

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He's waiting for Disney to arrange the sit down between their two shills. Can't have the employees infighting.

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respond with pic of your normal size dick to mog him

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Those little packets of mayo will be like a months supply for him

He would honestly take packets and packets of them. Maybe 20-30 a time. The bouncer kicked him out when he started bringing a special bag to put them in.

I want to hang Warwick Davis up by toes and let a horde of small children repeatedly take swings at him with MLB grade wooden baseball bats until he is nothing more than a tiny spinal cord left swinging in the breeze.

Diamonds Keks

kafkaesque

Cute desu

>yfw you meet Warwick Davis in a supermarket in Los Angeles
>tell him you're a big fan
>he looks at you with a confused grimace
>"did ((they)) send you" he asks
>no, you reply, you don't know what he's talking about
>Warwick drops his groceries, climbs up onto the checkout counter
>runs on the little converyor belt as if it's a treadmill
>"you'll never catch me alive!" he shrieks
>trips up over himself
>catches necktie in the conveyor belt, falling off the counter and strangling himself to death
>shocked onlookers look at his redfaced and bloated little corpse in disbelief
>his last words: "Yea Forums no bully plz"
manlets: will they ever learn?

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selling this to the daily fail keks

did you have to serve him beer in a shot glass?

He just buys packs of dixie cups and chucks em out afterwards.

Warwick this shit had 2 weeks left in it tops you've just at the very least doubled its shelf-life.

As other people have said, there's no-way he hasn't dealt with a tremendous amount of bullying. He should be smarter than this. Then again he was similarly deluded/naive in Idiot Abroad when he thought a bunch of rural third worlders rubbing his head against his will had nothing to do with his condition.

Also what a perfect boomer equivalent of an anime avi

I thought selling people swords was illegal in bongland

Yeah I can relate to this, I worked as a waiter in LA not far from Hollywood in the mid 80s. Once I was in a long line at the grocery store. I was buying peppercorns to refill my pepper grinder when Warwick Davis walked up behind me in line.

He just had one item to buy, so he asked me if he could cut in front of me. Sure. But I wanted to get something out of it.

I unscrewed my now empty thermos of coffee and asked if he'd shart in it in exchange. He hesitated, and looked me over as if I was crazy. A heavyset elderly woman standing behind her leaned over and asked "Well, are you gonna or not?". Warwick laughed, amused at the lady's interest in the matter.

He took the thermos from me and held it under the button flap of his ewok suit, his other hand disappearing beneath him to pull his adult diaper out of the way. Soon, the sound of him churning into the thermos began to mingle with the sounds of the grocery store. "Attention bakery department. Two, zero, one." blared the computerized voice over the PA system. The beeps of the cashier passing items over the scanner punctuated the sound of swirling midget stool filling up the thermos.

Eventually he finished, and though I didn't ask him to, he put the cap on and tightened it, wiping off the sesame seeds and corn kernels that clung to the side of the thermos with the back of his ewok cuff. I thanked him and took it from him, then let him move in front of me. He smiled and stood in front of me, waiting for his turn in line.

I still have that thermos in the back of my refrigerator. Someday, I'll drink it, smear it all over myself, fire up the laserdisc special edition of Willow and beat off like crazy.

Stop believing /pol/ memes

It would bring me great pleasure to capture a wild midget like Warwick Davis and go full Heavy Rain on him by leaving him in a hole in my backyard as the Spring rain collects above his stupid head. I would strip him naked and throw live fish into the concrete trap and watch as he squirms around trying to eat. Every shit I take would land on of his head and the smell of the midget pit would grow increasingly horrid. He would make little squeals for help and I would remind him his lungs are too small to produce a sound that a normal human can hear. I'd throw printouts of a fake weather forecast so he'd believe every day is his last. It would be tempting to remove some of the water and have a few more days of fun, but I would restrain myself. All things must end.

This is true he used to hang out with Ricky Gervois at a trendy hipster bar in Hampstead Heath , he got banned for bumping intowomen arses drunk, ricky used think it was brilliant but cruel an used to egg him on when he was pissed , his wife went in one night and had a Big show down with Ricky about grooming him , in walks the drunken dwarf after his tiny wife having a domestic everyone was laughing , both got tossed out the bar by the bouncer , as he was flying through the air he was shouting an angery ,Fuck You Ricky , an Fuck you Hampstead Heath Cunts .
Ricky uses that as a catchphrase now

So one peg above you, then?
Dilate.

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He looks like the last wizard, holding out in the modern era and trying to synthesise himself with the times.

There's something about this picture that's unlike anything else I've ever seen. It's funny. It's very funny for so many reasons, none of which are strictly about just laughing at his condition. A normal picture of Warwick isn't funny- he's just has a normal medical condition that's inconvenient but shouldn't be in any way embarrassing or stigmatized.

But the energy here. The composition. My God.

You know I would never want to do anything to Warick

Because that would mean his shirt would be off at some point and id be really grossed out looking at that

Like his body looks fucked with the shirt on
Imagine what it would look with all the bones jutting out trying to escape from his flesh

Fuck dude

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Karl is right in about 60 percent of arguements, particularly when Ricky is most insistent he's wrong.

Problem hole theory is 100 percent true.

Why did he tweet that to begin with?

youtube.com/watch?v=iawROlsL2hw

Midget fighting is best

>>runs on the little converyor belt as if it's a treadmill

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>role off

I thought double dominant dwarfism death only occurs when it's two copies of the same type. I know him and his wife are different species of dwarf. Is it possible to have achondroplasia and gremlin disease simultaneously ?

Just imagine sitting on Warwick Davis's shoulders and folding him in on himself like a lawnchair.

why did you ruin it with a shitty ending and reddit spacing?

He always had G&T.

He drinks bottled fruity cider

The midget pit wouldn't even take that long to dig

with a straw

Wholesome Warwick thread?
I like Warwick, Willow is fucking great. He and Billy Barty are the shit.

a female goblin would be better you could breed it with wolves

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Here's what you do. You drop a hose into the hole and turn it on. His one means of escape is also killing him, and his disability prevents him from utilizing it.

What makes you think people shitposting about slowly murdering Warwick don't like Warwick and his movies too?

Warwick can be a very Uppity lil goblin when asked for a autograph, he demands £10 for chariddee , but he walks off laughing