This man has more money, more fame, more sex and more happiness than any of you will EVER have...

This man has more money, more fame, more sex and more happiness than any of you will EVER have. So go ahead take your best shot. How many blockbuster films can you say you’ve been on? What’s that? None? Ok then Stfu you dumb little incel. Want me to go over how many models I’ve had my way with again? Ok then sit down bitch. Warwick is undoubtedly one of the more underrated actors. Certainly the best amongst little people with the exception of maybe Vern Troyer

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someone post it

midge

And yet he would trade it all for a chance at being normal

little monkey fella.

Heyyy good for you little buddy

Keep it up champ

So what's a goblin?

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Midgets are cool, stop hating midgets

>I saw Warwick Davis at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

>He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

>I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his cart without paying.

>The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

>When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly

midge

Warwick calm down. Moot will read your email one day

I'd love to kick Warwick Davis in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.

Why is the ewok man mad? What have you guys done THIS time? And more importantly, was it kino?

Unreal

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He has a short temper

>sometimes my friends would chase warwick with a gun
>it be fun because midgets wobble when they run
>they're so close to the ground and so easy to kick
>they're so slow in the head and so easy to trick
>warwick could do somersaults his special thing
>at the fair i would make him enter mudwrestling
>sometimes he'd wear stilts and pretend to be tall
>then i'd kick him over- and then i'd laugh at him fall
>silly little warwick, just be yourself
>i'd put wood on his head, and he'd just be a shelf
>he'd do funny little dances but that's irrelevant
>at the beach Warwick got attacked by pelicans
>he had a girlfriend once, but she was an ogre
>it didn't last long cause he couldn't fuck her sober
>warwick had a problem, warwick wet the bed
>so i'd make him wear diapers on his ass and his head

Even if I was an STDs infested homeless man I wouldn't want to switch lives with Warwick. Just imagine how hard his fucking life has been being a "little person". It makes me mad that he fully knows how hard it's the life of a person with his condition yet he choose to have kids with a +50% chance to be born with the same disease, just sickening.
If I had a disease and the possibility of my offspring to have the same disease was at 50%+ I wouldn't have any kids, I would rather adopt.
Warwick is just selfish.

>tfw you have all the money and professional success you will ever need, and yet you still need to hire a sherpa to help you climb to the second floor of your house

well at least i wont make my kids as a factory defect when they eventually come out. and i may not be as rich as him at least i can afford everything i want without borrowing money from someone

>So go ahead take your best shot.
It's already done. Davis lost. Better luck next time, little guy.

This. Imagine knowing any child you have (with your dwarf wife) has a 50% chance of being a dwarf, a 25% chance of being dead and a 25% chance of being normal and having four of them ffs (and as it turns out, all of them falling into the 'unfortunate' 75% of those options).

Selfish doesn't even come close.

He saw one of the copy pastas, and is treating it very seriously.

he already lost