About to watch Detective Pikachu with my girlfriend

About to watch Detective Pikachu with my girlfriend.

What can we expect?

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Hopefully a quick heart attack.

GIVE ME THICC GF NOW

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How much do her bra and panties weigh?

You don't want that.

>What can we expect
Heavy breathing 5 minutes into the movie

>thicc

Nigga, that's obese.

Allowing obese women to call themselves "thicc" is the greatest crime of the modern age. Only a VERY small number of women are actually thicc, it's the ideal but it's almost impossible to reach.

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"Thicc" is mostly a pathetic attempt to justify being a fat slob now.

Thicc girls are usually self sufficient and natural caregivers. They have homes and cars and careers. Their standards are low and their breasts are big. You can literally move from your moms house to your new moms house. She'll cook and clean and take care of you. Thicc is the easiest way out.

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She is way beyond thicc, that is morbidly obese.

Yea no. That's way past thick like others have said. That's obese with imminent if not current health problems

You can expect some kid throwing a novelty pokeball at that snorlax.

>All 84 leopards in the Kinshasa province died to make that shirt.

>*wheeze*
>Ah need this here seat cuz I AM handicapped, ah am disabled cuz of my fibromyalgia and sciatica
>but mam, these seats are for...people with physical disabilities such as wheelchair bound people
>DID YEW NOT HERE ME?! AH AM DISABLED. Hell how am I supposed to fit in one of these tiny seats, they gotta be made in china cuz only a chinaman could fit in em. Now I want REFUNDS for me and my sons Travarious and Travis

My gf is a big gal and she's a fucking horndog in bed. They try so hard cos they're always so grateful to get dicked down.

For that chair to break under all that weight.

I'm sorry for your loss Mgubu.

Her shadow weighs 23 kg

you sicken me. thiccs are not to take care of you like a mom. they are there to fuck stupid and have good times with you horrible man-baby

>THICC
More like BLOB

Have you ever been with a hambeast like that? Because I have, and you DON'T want that in your life.
Their pussies smell so bad it's impossible to go down on them. Showers don't even help.

>going down on a girl
>ever

HUGE GUTS
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she looks like she fucks fit black men

It makes my dick hard as diamonds when I do. Also, when her feet rub my face

imagine the putrid smell.

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I love eating pussy so much. But I fun in like 5 minutes when I fuck so I have to satisfy women somehow.

>t.fatass

that's an empty ass theater

How could this happen pikabros?

Children with early on-set diabetes probably

Wakanda forever

OP's girlfriend took up all the seats

Sugar coma by act 2

Implying anyone wants to see Detective Pikachu

How can a woman stand to look like that? I always wonder how ugly and/or obese women don't kill themselves. Their looks are all they potentially have.

>T.Brosnan

Ty for reminding me to do my pelvic floor exercises

I still would honestly. I’m at the point now where I’d fuck about anything with a pulse.

Is this a stealth fat Kino thread?

Lol. You clearly never had sex with anyone outside your family, you mega homo
Fat women are lazy as shit. Their standards are low but they sure as fuck are not self-sufficient beyond being able to survive for a week without food.

Diabetes

I already have a Thicc mum she's just like a realm gf except no pusy...

No

The Architect has spoken.

Thin is in

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Both are gross.

I honestly can't tell whether it's just perspective or those drink cups are fucking massive.

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I hope they charged this fat sack of shit for multiple seats

What? The left is a picture of young Amy Schumar