/got/

that's why God gifted us with doggystyle m8

user the whole head is awful

Viserys!

>tfw i'd still fuck her

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when the last thread was pruned and the mods shoved a ban through your king's back I was sure you would be there.

>"And me, that boy I was . . . when did he die, I wonder? When I donned the white cloak? When I opened Aerys’s throat? That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead."
Why is Jaime the most KINO man in all of Westeros?

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metoo those milk trucks are magnificent

none

youtu.be/0jpdRLT71iU
please subscribe to my GoT theroies youtube channel

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Someone post the anti-sam pasta already

I am here to seek acknowledgement that season 6 was the last good season

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all of them. nothing launched after the show started

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*4

none everyone is paid by HBO

>bandicam
>trance dreamscape
we '09 now

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ya i fuck her with my big dick bro

Is he still going to die?

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what can i say...i’m truly an auter

REMINDER that Varys would sacrifice himself for you /got/.

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STOP THIS SANSA/DANY DRAMA IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

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Westerosi cancer got em. Nobody cared enough to bring it up

whats her body of work like

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*0

*coughs

ho ho look what i just found
its our favorite bear
youtube.com/watch?v=Cq-zmm9tScg

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I liked season 6 too, user. It was at least entertaining unlike the ungodly slog that was season 5.

she naked in this?

(I realize I could of checked instead of posting and doing catcha. oh well im bored man. been sick since sunday)

three-way scheming of varys vs littlefinger vs tyrion would've been kino

what a disgusting looking spawn

You sure changed Iain Glenn, damn.

i'm predicting

-Golden Company hears about Aegon and decide to betray Cersei for a Targaryen restoration
-Cersei sees this and goes insane and orders the Mountain to go kill Denarys himself
-Jamie sneaks into the castle, kills Euron, dies with Cersei
possibly
-Qyburn sets off Wildfire in the city killing many of Denary's army
-The signal to do this will be the bells which is what sets Denarys off to burn the city

could also just be that Denarys torches the city because they refused to surrender before the ram touched the wall

>Dany height
>5'2"

>Jon height
>5'8"

Whats with womanlets thinking they deserve someone above average height?

Apparently the bells thing is it physically breaking as Dany says to destroy the city and was a translation error from other leaks.

Who kills Cersei?

One , and a bunch of targaryen backstory books nobody gives a fuck about

6 inches is the perfect height difference between man and woman - fact.

>above average height
>5'8"
user, that is average height, or close to it.

With that said, Kit is like 5'6".

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Ah damn. That acne. And those eyes. And the forehead. The bong genes are already showing. It's such a sad thing watching children transform into the ghoulish monstrosities that are bong women.

Season 6 is the best of the shit seasons (5-8). It had some honest kino moments and the best twist/reveals of the shit seasons. It’s till shit, but it’s the best shit. Hodor’s reveal was the last time this series made me cry, and the following bran TER scene was his best vision scene ever, plus we got benjen coldhands.
youtu.be/kj55XNXJztY
>this was the last time bran scenes were cool
Does anyone honestly believe George when he denies that benjen is cold hands? He’s totally being all “teehee technically coldhands is his own person so it’s not technically benjen”

I want to see her big areola

Why does everyone from the UK look like 40% weird?

Jaime will fight Euron because Jaime will try to kill Cersei and Euron will defend her because he thinks she's pregnant wth his kid - Euron and Jaime die and hopefully Cersei just burns with them or something

When did jaime say this?

Inbreeding and alcohol

The attractive people of Britain are the Vikings who conquered them, the Ugly Bongs are like their slave monstrosities that escaped and breeded.

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>user, that is average height, or close to it.

5'8" is average height for Englishmen, and google says Kit is 5'8".

Daario and Jorah, did I ever tell you about Jon Snow? I fell in love with him and he has the exact claim to the throne I was hoping to get to marry into in Westeros, but I'm not going to marry him because my family curse is driving me insane. Hope there aren't any hard feelings, my good friends.

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That shitty music gives me ptsd , every fucking yt video from 2007-2009 had that garbage song in it.

Wew had to look up her age first, she grew up nice.

Imagine if the bar got swatted live

perfect casting, damn shame he wasn't done justice by d&d.
Even if they reboot it in ten years and did a book accurate jaime it wont be played by Nikolaj.
What a waste

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What the FUCK

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In the scene where he describes his tax policy

Because for ~300 years the Vikings pillaged every major coast and waterway in Europe. They stole gold and treasure but also hot chicks. The Vikings raided the British isles so much that they literally took the hot genes from the gene pool. Another fun fact: Icelandic people can trace their mother’s genes back to Ireland through the mitochondria, implying the Vikings who settled Iceland made a pit stop in Ireland to pick up young Irish poon

can someone explain why episode 8.3 has 131k ratings on imdb while the other 3 eps have between 60k-65k?

>everything always goes to shit without Jorah around
>she's going crazy without him now
>Iain Glenn basically confirmed Emilia/Dany said I love you during that whisper

You'll die without me, if you had just given me the pussy I'd have murdered all of Westeros by now.

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She's fucking VEGAN. Complete turn-off

>makeup
DROPPED

it’s a litty bop bro

Qyburn blows them up and and escapes in the sewers

desu, almost everyone was casted perfectly

That's an oversimplification. There were plenty of "vikings" that settled in England, Scotland, and Ireland. They could have breeded with the locals, THEN moved on to Iceland.

Nah he's definitely not that tall. 5'3" people come up to my nose and I'm 5'8" on the dot without shoes, Emilia comes up higher to Kit than that and she's only 5'2". He's 5'6" at max.

Because that battle has been hyped up since s1 e1?

>it won't be played by Nikolaj
the ideal situation is an animated series where everyone reprises their roles

They also island hopped to Canada and New England too.

Dem Baratheon tittays.

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She's got something wrong with her face in real life. I forgot what it was but it's a bone thing.

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Imagine being her assistant. You start off convincing her to drink these special milkshakes that you claim will help with "cleansing toxins" and "feeling more energetic" but the entire time you're just handing her glasses of Pro Performance bulking powder. All day, every day, multiple times a day. Slowly her perfect body will begin to soften and grow, but she'll never notice as her giant pale forehead reflects so much light it induces a form of snow blindness on everyone who even so much as glances in her general direction. Weeks go by, and one day she walks into your office and you take a moment to admire your work. She doesn't need to pull that tight little grey shirt up any more, oh no. Her soft creamy gut does that just fine on it's own. It sticks out so far that she can barely see the tips of her perfect little toes when she looks down. Not even the technicians at NORAD, who've been using her head to bounce signals from satellite dishes into the ionosphere since her childhood would be able to see them. Her leggings are straining as soft folds of fat have now started to flow over the top of them like a muffin fresh from the oven. They've torn in a few places, letting you get a glimpse at her now monstrous thunder thighs. Whoever designed this fabric must have been the same people who make her hats, since the fact that she can still get them over her cyclopean ass cheeks is a testament to the engineering that went into their creation. The only thing fatter than her ass are her tits. They've grown to nearly an M cup at this point and rest atop her heaving belly. She's already out of breath from the walk here, and beads of sweat drop from that canopy pavilion she calls a forehead onto her titanic cleavage. She walks to the chair in front of your desk and sits down with a loud exhale as the wood begins to creak. Before she can even begin to ask you for another chocolate shake to "give her some energy" the chair collapses under her bulk. GOD IM HARD

Am I the only one who feels like show Cersei was nowhere near as hot as I expected her to be from the books? I was expecting some golden Angelina Jolie-esque goddess but all I got was shitty yellow hair and wonky smirk mouth old looking woman.

You have two scenarios, new cast with the older cast playing the older characters (think Kit playing Jeor now) or yes an animated series (probably wont get the cast back and some will be dead by then, and their voices will have changed in 20 years).

honestly, i'd be up for that but ideally a redo of season 5-8 and an extra 2 seasons would be better

Khaleesi... *cough*
jus a crumb of pusi

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I didn't even read it, but it made me giggle.

6.9 battle of the bastards has 170k and 6.10 winds of winter has 117k

most seasons average between 25k-35k with 50k being high

The casting is truly the most objectively great thing about the show. Khal drogo, Ygritte, mance, davos, Tyrion, Robert, Ned, marge, olenna, and even forgettable side characters while maybe not book-accurate still are great like Rod, Hizdar, pycelle, high sparrow, tommen, grey worm.

>jon snow
>arya
>euron
>cersei
>perfect casting
Nigga what

Would you fuck up your entire kingdom for this?

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A literally pointless character / character arc. None of his mad king or tower of joy visions meant anything. I still can't believe it

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Brittle Bone disease, it means without regular infusions to keep a steady bone mass, the slightest things will snap her bones.

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Hodor scene made you cry....

That was terribly executed and some of the hammiest and cheapest writing out there.

You know where to go back to

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yup

Kit is a great Jon.

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Looks like yogahotwife

Y'know... I used to think GRRM was just being fucking lazy and going to every convention he could instead of completing Winds of Winter...

Now with him releasing Fire & Blood instead and with his recent interview implying heavy executive meddling, I think that might not be the case at all. Maybe, just maybe the fucks at HBO paid him NOT to finish until they finished the show, as to not interfere with their version of the story.

Tin foil hat theory maybe, but it's not outside the realm of possibility in this day and age.

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I want to rub my face on that tummy

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these are all casted well.
even maisie seasons 1-4

Does she come with a paper bag?

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>the slightest things will snap her bones.

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It made me cry because casually introducing causative time travel paradoxes raped the series harder than any prior dabid moment.

i believe it was more of a
"you could finish it if you want but you have more to gain if you let us finish our shit first"
not an outright deal

>tfw mace tyrell would literally be me if I was a lord

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That's DLC.

>Oona Chaplain
I'd fuck up the entire world for her.

rhaegal wasn't mature though, or was he?

I oversimplified on purpose. Don’t wanna get into this and derail the thread. You’re correct, but I’m more correct. The male lineage of Iceland is pretty well documented and most can be traced back to old Scandinavia, and while it’s not like everyone only moved there once so obviously there were Vikings from the British isles that would’ve went there, mitochondria only passes from Mother’s so it’s what’a used to trance female ancestry, and it traces back to Ireland, which to restate my point, implies that (to concede to you) a significant majority or the original female settlers on Iceland were women from Ireland who may or may not have had a say in the matter
Some of the main roles aren’t perfect but if you deny the casting is god tier you’re just a contrarian. And I like kit as Jon snow.

You're forgetting the god tier casting

Also did you just say arya

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I’d make her a side bitch, sure. Shed love to carry my royal bastard in her belly

>jus a crumb of pusi
>crumb

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yeah, she is also pretty funny

I'd just be Jorah, I'm realistic.

I'm fully prepared for a WoW release date announcement close on the heels of the series finale for exactly this reason. Also the showfag audience will by his books all over again if he hypes up "the true ending of Game of Thrones" enough.

Oops someone else said arya my b

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almost nobody is as good-looking as they're described, because it's a book and george can be as generous as he likes with descriptions (everyone is like 6'4" as well) but the britbong acting pool is way too small to cast accurately off that
though there's a couple of exceptions like Ned and Jorah, where it's the other way around

I DONT SEE DA BOATS

>charles dance will be long dead before the reboot
i feel bad for whoever plays tywin in anything else. Sme with ned, and bobby, and stannis, and jaime

I'd be in my castle, sleeping all day and shitposting via raven at night.

It is genuinely quite difficult to find a girl that is both a 10 like Cersei is supposed to be and also a very good actress. At least Lena is capable in the role, she got the hostile rich bitch factor down pat.

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wrong retarded foreign slut

Would Viserion and Rhaegal be dead if Dany hadn't chained them up, so they could grow along with Drogon, learn to fight and fly better?

I doubt got will ever have a reboot , maybe a bunch of movies that wrap up the war of the 5 kings but that's it

What will be Bran's tax policy?

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/got/ im scared

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This and desu not a Danyfag but I can't see anyone else but Emilia Clarke play her

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this, fucking robb's an idiot.
Imagine him able to fuck his cute frey wife, win the war, and fuck his hot side bitch talisa.
imagine lads

CGI

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Christ, they're fucking cunts.

nth for Stannis

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We're talking about jokes tho and da funny whore has lots.
Wasn't she posting anime vagina beams on her instagram the other day? Lena is great, they lucked out, too bad the writing didn't.

>This is how the show(And the books) will be remembered
>Watching it back, this is all you will be able to think about in any scene about the wall
Chaosh is a ladder indeed

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She wouldn't have wanted to be a side chick

ew

"I don't tax...really. Not anymore".

You are a daughter fucking widling bastard

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I actually liked season 6 as well , it's a guilty pleasure season for me . Season 5,7 and 8 are pure trash though (except the loot train battle which was kino)

It was the emotion of that kid actor fuck you. And I thought the time pardon shit was cool, but in hindsight it’s retarded since that was the only time those kinds of powers ever mattered.

SCENES IVE CRIED AT (how hard I cried indicates with crying faces):
Drogo’s death :’,(
Shireen’s death :’,’,’,(
Ygrittes death :’,’,(
Shae’s Punishment :’( (cried for Tyrion cause iktf bro)
Hodor reveal :’,(

Don't forget Jorah too, Iain Glenn will be too old as well to play him by that point, Davos as well.

I don't want to see him go, lads. Why didn't he give Dany his big cock instead of Cersei?
youtube.com/watch?v=OiHtCzLFymM

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>NOWY

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She's so cute bros...

nothing in her character suggest that

>tried to rewatch earlier seasons
>retroactively ruined by this farce
Dabid should be taken out and shot

Lets discuss how bad Peter's accent is.

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Too easy, fire is nothing to the Drowned God.

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>he doesn’t know the native Americans- the first ones- were white
>they supposedly came over from Russia to Alaska yet the oldest artifacts are on the north east coast
>blonde haired Peruvian mummies

eh it works for me

well who else were they gonna hire, warwick davis?

choppp cersie leg..

>cried for Tyrion cause iktf bro
That explains it, only basedboi cucks would cry at tv

Recently got my mum into the show, we're two seasons in and now I just feel guilty that I even said we should watch it because she's really into it and it's only going to go downhill from season 4

I can't unhear his voice when I read Tyrion's lines in the books now

Don't they only fuck after he proposes to marry her?

fuck i forgot how good jorah and davos are too

>implying normies care at all about established lore over epic sad moments

biggest asspull of the entire series. it make sense he is a cringelords favorite. the fookin legend and locke sucked too

WE WUZ INDIANS AND INCANS AND SHIEEEET

I've started noticing it more recently around words like "Want and can't"

The amount of plotlines that are either being lazily resolved in the most abrupt and offscreen-heavy ways possible, or simply being left dangling, is embarassing. Just watch, they'll say this is intentional to subvert expectations. Just like LOST.

Nice wordfilter hiro
soiboi
basedboi
basedboy

>caring what women think

The first natives were not white. They were Mongolians who tracked migrating animals for food across the Bering Straight and settled down in this new land. You can argue some of them were Russians, Chinese, Korean, and Japanese too, but ultimately the vast majority of them were Mongolians. There is a reason Asians and Natives are called Mongoloids and share genetics and DNA.

>Badpussy Dabid! Badpussy!

no, they fuck then robb goes full honor autist and then marries her and she doesn't even get pregnant till months later so she was down as fuck.
She even completely understood why robb had to marry the frey women and accepted it.

After years I finally got a friend to watch it and he caught up in time to watch 8x3 real time

I feel so guilty :(

When you get a chance, listen to how he says 'gold'.

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It's always been bad but has never been distracting for me. I don't think I've cringed at anything he's said like I do with Dany's speeches.

I told my mom the ending the other day since she wont be able to watch it for some time sadly and I don't want her to otherwise get spoiled by some dipshits, she said she didn't want to watch anymore, felt bad. She was super into it as well, but it's better this way.

>I cited historic artifacts and preserved mummies you can literally go see for yourself in person but yeah just meme dude so funny haha

nope, they got married after they fucked.
Robb had that shit free of charge and could have easily had the frey girl too, rewatch the scene.

There's no way a projectile thrown from a balistae could pierce anything at that distance, so the whole thing is retarded anyway

Does watching your sister's rape violate the NAP?

So what fantasy tropes does this show/book series actually "subvert"? I'm no expert on the genre so I'm genuinely interested to know what GRRM has done differently or whatever.

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You can't swat people in civilized countries.

I’m not saying all of them were. I’m saying the first people to settle North America came from Europe. What happened to them who knows but the first Americans were Canadians

Dude magic lmao turn your brain off incel have sex

robb will forever be the dumbest character in my eyes because of this

this isn't real life, so it can do whatever it wants

Y'know how nobody got raped by Aqua Khan in Lord of the Rings or Canterburry Tales?

Well in this, he rapes someone.

:( F to your mum, hope she gets better user.

>watching got with your mom
Fucking why?

mainly the lack of plot armor

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What the fuck happened to the armor bros

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Jesus /got/ we may lose Varys next week. Can we post dick belts lift our spirits?

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To get her in the mood for steamy incest, obviously

they are cutting budget at every corner because dabid wants out of this stupid fucking show so they can go fart all over star wars.

nobody will give you upboats for fake sympathy dipshit

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Foreplay ;)

She is, and thanks. Hopefully your mom continues to watch it, I spent awhile convincing mine to keep watching after For the Watch.

She likes medieval shit and LOTR etc

>I’m incapable of wanting others to have a good time so everyone else must be heartless too
Who hurt you? Or are you just autistic?

Euron kills 2 sand sneks by punching them in the face, stealing their own weapons and strangling them. He then kidnaps the mother and Yara in a rad as fuck action sequence.
>People on Yea Forums hate him

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it too bad everyone here is so dumb because i cant take any of your posts serious

Because a lot of us like to spend time with loved ones. I also got my mom into MGS and Breaking Bad, she fucking loved both.

I'm not distracted by it either, actually. I just like making fun of it.

Oh I thought you were the original mum poster I didn’t realize there two different moms going on lol I’m not the mum guy

There's a GoT reactor on youtube who watches with his young daughter (she's around 13-14).

He stole bad poosy tits from us forever

Not him but you sound like a redditor

I am glad that the books will never be finished so I can just pretend Stannis won.

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which king had the sickest kingsguard armor?
not a real question because it's bobby b

only faggots hate him

Look I see a (You) I generally reply to it regardless of who it is or whats being said. I appreciate the concern though, thanks.

>muh action
>muh cartoon villian
>muh penis

What with the reddit hate?

Book Dany really does have bells as a recurring theme

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ours is the last laugh.

i cried at jaime and tyrion's hug

also ser davos scene when he finds out about shireen and the war horns in the background

brienne, knight of the seven kingdoms

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My girlfriend and I go over to my parent's place to watch it. They're both super into fantasy, my Dad moreso than my Mom, but she likes anything with politics and backstabbing.

see? this is a faggot/cuck

Could Sneak Attack Euron take Arya?

They're both Max Stats.

mentally unstable targ

shut up

>Find out how the story really ends
Marketing genius

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I can't wait until they do and they end with Bran waking up in bed to Catelyn calling him down saying King Robert is here.

imagine watching softcore porn with your 13 year old daughter
yikes

eat shit and choke on it

i'd attack

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i used to not care about her but somewhere along the way i became dany pilled

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looks like her dad here

his visions led to Jon finding out his true identity and thus most likely Danny going power mad and getting killed
but I otherwise agree

A cup of wine to honor the one true God.

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>he died protecting Samwell Cuckgee

Or he just tells her to close her eyes and mutes it. Also she's 13-14, not like she doesn't know about the stuff already, who cares? It's a tv show.

This but I will just pretend that Jaime doesn't die

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Teleporting plot device.

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>lets not have any arm protection whatsoever
ha

Aren't the dragons not fully grown despite what Tyrion said? They're less than 10 years old. They're probably less than half the size they're supposed to be judging by those huge ass car-sized dragon skulls in the red keep.

I started liking Dany when I had finally read the books after Season 3, it gave a lot of context to her and it still does honestly. But I could say this for a lot of characters really.

But stannis wins in the books

i watch it with my mom and my dad, sex scenes are hell on earth tho.

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Who gives a shit, based Euron is taking over.

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Too much gums. Gross.

arya killed countless men much bigger than her, she kill the night king in a rad as fuck action sequence

>people on Yea Forums hate her

>picture of varys coughing.png (3.45mb)

imo tyrion is one of the better acted characters on the show
the true offenders here is daenarys

>Lena isn't there
Actual outcast of the cast lmao

the trope of being enjoyable

The fuck? Everyone is like almost universally MORE attractive than they're supposed to be, EXCEPT Cersei.

Book Tyrion- Not just a dwarf, but a particularly misshapen one, with two different color eyes and fuckin Blade Runner hair and no nose.
Show Tyrion- The most handsome dwarf on the planet

Book Sandor- Difficult to look at he's so repulsive. Can see part of his fuckin' bone. Mouth is twisted because half of it is burned.

Show Sandor- Lumberjack with a sidecut.

Book Brienne- Teeth all fucked up, face/figure so bad that she develops lifelong distrust of any man who expresses romantic interest in her

Show Brienne: Tall bitch

Which GoT fathers do you think would be the most/least supportive if they found out their child was a yiffing furfag?

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HOUSE COUGH

HERE US WHEEZE

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>le who hurt you
R3ddit as fuck

Imagine if they made her use purple contacts

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ned/tywin

>A Game of Thrones
>Thrones are just chairs
>Only game specifically involving chairs is musical chairs
>if you can't sit you lose
>Bran has been sitting almost the entire time

Pottery

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SURRENDER CERSEI

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>blade runner hair
pic needed for reference

better than 5 but not good
shutup

He always sounded like he had a speech impediment.
They should've just told him to drop the accent.

i want to FUCK euron

>Arya killed tones of faceless zombies and irreverent characters
>3 named characters and a dragon
Yesyes exactly the same

Dany's dragons are nowhere close to being as big as they could be. I can't imagine ballistas stopping this thing.

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I agree with all of this but I still think young book Brienne is a cute compared to old Brienne in the show

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tad gay

Dany's character arc is a clever trap laid by the author, placing a sympathetic character into a foreign land against hostile enemies of a barbaric culture, leading the audience to support Dany in any and all action taken against that culture because we, the audience, view it as less than our own. Its only when we see the character return home and commit the same acts against a familiar culture and our favorite characters that we suddenly see her for what she's become.

I'm pretty sure that her story is intended as a morality play on modern interventionist wars, with Dany as an audience surrogate, with the point being that her fall from grace mirrors our own as a society.

Myranda was beautiful.

(and she smelled of dog)

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You shitlord /got/ anons don’t want to see green haired Burlington Bar girl’s face?? WTF!! You probably hated Arya killing the night king too (even though she has trained to be a hyper lethal stealth assassin and is not a Mary Sue)

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Season 6 was the best of nu got. It had fucking high sparrow, mace, kevan, the hound, black, edmure, Walter Frey, etc. sure the plot was retarded and convoluted, but it at least had shit happening and scenes we can remember like the sept blowing up.

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Looks infinitely better with clothes ON.

Hair so blonde it's white, brittle/strawlike

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brienne and jaime's relationship in the book is kino..show is good too i guess

Randy Tarly. If Sam wasn't so fat he would've thrown him out of a window Braveheart style

Tywin. He'd support your head on a spike.

Doesn’t matter. I’m sure dany in the show has a similar ending to book dany but since the show happened first it will forever affect how we experience book dany fucking up. ITS YOUR FAULT GRRM THE SHOW IS YOUR LEGACY AHAHAHAHA

Only britbongs can notice things off with their accents who gives a fuck

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>I wish you good fortune in the flight to come.

That Martell boy's Don Juanesque journey to marry Dany ends in getting flamed to death by one of the dragons

That's the only one I can think of that isn't in the show

that's not just a full grown dragon, that is balerion, he was freak even for full grown dragon standards

THE TRUE KING

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He hated Tyrion yet supported him for a long time

Dany represents US imperialism justifying torture (burning people alive ala agent orange) with a veneer of "freedom" and "liberating people from tyrants" . GRRM was a conscientious objector during the Vietnam war. We had no business being there and it wasn't until the My Lai massacre when the public opinion started to turn. I think it would be great if they took a page out of history and made the upcoming Kings Landing battle similar to My Lai and casting Jon, Tyrion, or Grey Worm as the helicopter pilot who had to physically stand between US troops and innocent civilians. It is odd to me that one thing that defined Jon's morality and merciful nature was shooting Mance Rayder with an arrow saving him from Stannis' unchecked cruelty of burning him alive for not bending the knee. I thought for sure Jon would lose faith in Dany after learning that she burned Sams family alive for the same reason (I could totally understand her executing them via Sir Jorah but burning them alive is a mark of wanton cruelty). He slowly but surely became comfortable with cruelty carried out in the name of destiny/liberation/etcthe same way Americans became comfortable with the horrors of imperalistic endeavors in the Mid East (see Abu Ghraib) in the name of freedom

Littlefinger would be the only lord to tolerate furfags - if only because he'd profit from it at his brothels.

>posts a picture of the exact scene we see a ballista going through the skull
Hmmm

and a battle that we could see that had a kino single shot take

>IT'S OVER CERSEI I HAVE THE LOWER GROUND

>burning people alive aka agent orange

What?

Her death was one of the best moments in the show.

Nigger did you watch the show

>Euron and the NK both had the lower ground against her dragons
>Arya had the lower ground against he NK by being shorter

HMM

thats jon's uncle, even as a book fag it never came across for me.
wtf

Sorry I let my heart be open and she broke it :( I’ll try to never feel love again, like you

God I want to worship her ass and feet simultaneously

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go back faggit.

WHAT IS DEAD

>rereading the books
>Storm of Swords Jaime depression/identity crisis era is absolute kino

women and using a tool designed by qybern, yes a real badass

i guess meryn and the waif(badass faceless MAN) doesnt count. its also cute you think she isnt going to kill anyone else important

oh yeah and the nights kings, did i forget to mention him?

youtu.be/489a-bzKhgc

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and littlefinger

Scales nigger

Me on the left

A ballista is likely to go through a skull that is hundreds of years old. Balerion did have flesh, muscle, hardened scales, and armor, he was far bigger than most other dragons too and far older.

Go back to plebbit

what happened to that one black guy who used to react to GoT?
the "my nigga ned" guy

Ned's dead, baby

what does a Casterly Rock accent sound like then?

gilly is the same height as jon

I went to a museum in Iceland and yeah they basically said a bunch of their women were Irish and I really doubt some fucking Norwegians and Danes and shit woo'd them

the ass that won tywin lannister's war

because dany has more grace

I'd stick my penis inside of her and wiggle it around a little bit if you know what I am saying

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Based conleth

>nights king
Who? What that extra who never said a word?

NEE THREAD

Why does Maisie have to cross her feet like that?

youtu.be/12GtH2wPN0g

yeah that one sand snake who called the other one a greedy bitch, a huge contribution

The actor who plays the NK is called Vladimir Fur-Dick

Are all British ""men"" beta manlets?

Can someone seriously explain what a gigachad like Robert Baratheon saw in a tomboy like Lyanna Stark?

that's the big boi nigga balerion, he lived 200 years to get that size.

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Wouldn't be Show GoT without an embarrassingly bad edgelord character-of-the-season. Who the fuck is this cunt aside from "asshole psychopath"?

"Ok, we need a Greyjoy antagonist but we can't introduce too many characters this late in the game. What are our choices?"

"The fanatical priest of a dead god that drowns people and then revives them for sport."

"A laconic, single-mindedly brutal warlord who is too simple to fear death. Oh also he beat his own wife to death while weeping."

"A blasphemous sorcerer pirate who sailed into Hell because he thought it would be fun. Personally removed the tongues of his entire crew."

....

"Eh fuck it just make a psychotic asshole who says stuff about killing and raping all the time."

watching her die will be satisfying

she's the most annoying bitch i've ever seen

>tfw I'll never find an attractive 6' qt

quads

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You're 5ft4?

He's an absolute joke of a villain, he just kills the sandniggers and then let's his lesbian niece go because he's fucking retarded
Also finga in da bum

Not Euron that’s garbage casting. Everything about show Euron is terrible

uncivilized countries don't have SWAT teams lmao

Ok serious question. Why does everyone on this board like Stannis so much? He was clearly not Azor Ahai from the beginning. Frankly he was pretty beta compared to Rob, too. His sense of justice and LN character was honestly kinda cringe at moments. He’s got the personality of a cop. Is it just because he was the rightful heir?

He's a just man.

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The normie response has been pretty negative as well, first time I've seen that happen in a while and shill sites STILL shit on 'toxic fandom'.

Balerion the Black Dread was monstrous in size compared to any other dragon.

wtf where's that from

thats not nearly enough to warrant all the memery, and there are other just characters on GoT, it’s not that unique a trait

>Targ fucking shits
>Grandmother is a Targ
>Orys I Baratheon founder of House Baratheon is a Targ

>Actual capeshit has more consequence than Game of thrones
Weird timeline

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