I would cause harm to Warwick Davis if given the chance

midgets should be the new spacefarers -- get twice as much done in the same space

Id shit in his mouth and throw him down a mine shaft.

That photo is blowing my mind I'm fucking crying I'm laughing so hard

I've never heard of this film
what is it?

You check that email yet?

You have, it was called Downsizing.

kek'd

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What a repulsive individual with grotesque children. In an ideal world he should be maimed in the streets. His whole family is an abomination.

I’d love for Velma to be viciously raped by a pack of niggers in front of her dad a clockwork orange style

youtu.be/IoZey6cEGIw
lads, Warwicks daughter is a MILF (midget I'd like to fuck)

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genuinely hadn't heard of that film before now
looks kino

twitter.com/annabelleldavis/status/638762170357010433?lang=en
She's top-tier

Imagine dressing up like Frankenstein. Taking these four out of the plumber's van that you stole and forcing them into an abandon house you found in the country. Shooting yourself up with speed and heroin. Running inside and screaming "Scooby Doooooby" in a dead man's mad growl as you chased each one through the property, smashing their tiny bodies like beetle shells, "crunch, crunch, crunch". Collapsing under the moonlight in a bed of old weeds, holding the stuffed Scooby toy and sleeping until the dawn.

What joys of love or hope could ever compare to this night of toonish gore and glory?

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These threads got boring fast desu.

imagine kidnapping him and his daughter. you bring them to a secluded location, and strap davis to a chair. "LET US GO!" he says.

His daughter is visibly scared. you approach and grab her. she resists, but it's no use against your average male strength. you take her clothes off till she's just wearing her little panties and a bra. warwick is begging you not to. he starts to tear up, knowing well what's about to happen to his daughter. you rip off her last two pieces of garment until she's standing there completely naked, infront of you and her father.

You can tell she has never been with a man before. You pick her up, and enter her. She's fucking tight. You barely get the tip fully in before she begins to bleed. She screams in pain as you go deeper and deeper. in and out, blood smears further down your shaft as you progress.

As you stretch her virgin pussy out more and more, it gradually becomes easier to penetrate her deeper and faster.
your average sized cock begins poking out of her stomach with every thrust. she still screams out of pain and fear, but now her little midge pussy tells a different story.

>being a midge with a lisp

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The only thing you'll ever cause harm to is your pathetic dick by masturbating every day because you can never have sex you incel lmao

Based and potentially redpilled

Holy based

she's dripping love nectar from her cunt and it's gushing down her thighs. warwick is screaming and crying. "YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS! THE POLICE WILL FIND YOU YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, YOU MONSTER"! he says, with tears running down his checks. you return your focus to his daughter, who at this point has completely forgotten her father was in the room.

Her screams and crying has turned into sounds of pleasure and lust. she's never felt so good before in her life. her formerly tight dwarven pussy is now permanently lose. Her pussy, now looking blown out like an arby's roast beef sandwich quivers with each thrust. she's going to cum, and so are you.

as she screams in pleasure, her whole body starts shaking from her orgasm, and as you return your gaze into warwick's red teary eyes, you too orgasm. you flood her now blown out pussy with cum, and drop her onto the floor like the flesh light she is. she's on the ground naked, shaking from the most intense orgasm of her life, cum pooling out of her pussy and now with a bastard in her belly. you leave them in their torture chamber, head home, and begin to prepare for the next day.

abomination

>gets BTFO by Karl Pilkington

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I didnt know I had this desire

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zozzled hard

Oh my gracious

kino family

It wasn't anything like the trailer in a bad way

Cringe

I want to catapult that midge into a wall. I want to hear his high pitched EEEEEEE as his weird ass body struggles to stay oriented and spins.

Do you mean frankenstein or his monster?

top fucking kek

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god damn that velma.

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kino shitposter

If you ran them all down with an SUV and told the police you just couldn't see them because they were so low down do you think they would let you off with a misdemeanour?

TWO MONTHS LATER.

You return to the torture chamber that houses warwick davis and his daughter. as you enter the chamber, warwick is still asleep, and his daughter runs up to you with pure exctasy, looking forward to another day of intese sex with you. She doesn't run as fast, now that she has a bulging belly with your unborn chid inside. Two months of daily sexual conquest on her little freakish dwarven body had taken a toll on her, physically and mentally.

Her pussy and ass is now permanently gaped wide, and on her mind was just one thing: your average sized cock. "oh user im so happy to see you! i've been thinking about you all night. I can feel our baby kicking!" she says to you, as you ignore everything that comes out of her mouth and begin to unzip your pants. your rock hard cock is immediately greeted with an eager sucking. Her eyes and throat, bulging with every breath full of your cock she inhales. you scream to warwick. "HEY, YOU LITTLE FREAKLY MIDGE, WAKE THE FUCK UP!" He is now awake, but merely pretending to be asleep. It's obvious that at this point, Davis wants nothing more than death. He know the life he once had can never return to him, and he knows that anyone that was once looking for him and his daughter had ended their search by now.

You look back down at your cock and see two big brown midget eyes staring back at you. you grab her head and force her off your cock. "Go and slap your father" you say to her. She knows what she must do in order to get the sex she so badly desires. she must follow your command, or go a day without the intense pleasure she craves. Warwick is still pretending to be asleep, the coward.

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I have a sudden desire for midget snuff porn

"half a manslaughter"

This is the most concerning boner of my life.

AUDIBLE KEK

WAAACCCKKKKKK!

His daughter did not even hesitate. She slapped him so hard he finally woke up and was left with a big red hand print across his face. At this point he was used to this. The physical, verbal, and emotional tourture his daughter puts him through in order to recive sex from her rapist.
She looks back at you, awaiting your look of approval. You give no apparent signs of approval, so she immediately turns around and slaps davis two more times, both harder than the previous. She really wants your cock today. You shake your head in disapproval. "hmm, this just isn't going to cut it anymore". A devilish idea crosses your mind.....

You approach Davis and take his piss drenched pants off. His tiny little cock, buried in pubic hair is given its first taste of fresh air in months. you look to his daughter. "suck it" you tell her. She looks at it with disgust. The look on her face tells you she's almost considering refusal. "Do it". She knows what is going to be denied to her should she refuse your commands. Reluctantly, she puts the tiny itty bitty willy in her mouth. You're surpised by how easy it was to make her suck off her own disgusting little father. Though now a days she doesn't even consider warwick her father, but a mere obstacle constantly in the way of her and her lover. the look on warwick's face as he got erect from his daughter sucking him was priceless. you wish you had a camera on you so you could save this memory forever.

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God his cock is tiny. Even fully erect, it looks to be about the size of a AA battery. You tell the girl to stop sucking her gross father off. she's relieved to be able to finally take that piss tasting prick out of her mouth. "How was it?" you asked her. "Awful." she said. "Take your panties off, and throw it back for him". "You can't be serious!" she says. warwick looks visibly angry, disgusted, and humiliated. "Dead serious". The look in your eyes shows her how serious you are. As she takes off her panties, her visibly large roast flaps dangle freely in the air. every step she takes they slap against her thighs. She bends over and inserts him into her. Warwick is squirming like crazy, screaming and crying. this is the worst thing a father could ever live through, and you're glad it got to be davis that experienced this.

As she inserts his tiny cock in her, you take great note on her facial expression. You can tell she can't feel him at all. How could she? She was stretched out by your 5 inch cock, and her pussy is now permanently gaped to twice the diameter of warwick's dick. She doesn't seem to mind the fact she's fucking her own father. it just seems like a chore for her to get out of the way so she can be railed by you, her rapist/lover. "How does it feel?" you ask her, while she rides her father. It's clear that despite her former father's best wishes, she has no desire to ever be with another dwarf. Their tiny pricks could never satisfy her holes now that you've ravaged them. From this point on it's only full sized men for her and her roast flaps.

"How do you like his cock"? "Does it make you feel good"? you ask her. "No". "How come?" "He's so small". Those words warwick has heard all his life. They always stung. Every girl he ever loved, every girl ever wanted always told him that sooner or later, only this was the first time it was about his cock, and to hear it come from his own daughter broke something inside of him. He looked dead.

Broooo hahahaha that dude on the fucking left, what the fuck man hahahahahah he looks like a bleached Walking Dead extra dude hahahahahaha what the fuuuuuck look at this motherfuckers head dude hahahahahahah, this guy looks like a bad aspect ratio baby hahahahahaha.

I matched with a midget once on Tinder, I really wanted to fuck her just so I can say I fucked a midget, but she wasnt down for sex.

Is that the midget that cartman used to fight in an episode ?

she was, but not with you

Davis is a faggot, mini me and weeman are the only cool midgets

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Kick the little fucker

I'd stuff him inside an oversized bowling ball and roll him down a football field into huge pins.

Herve was the coolest midget.

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>rejected by a literal midge

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Needs a Brazzers logo

I once sold coke to a midget. I lived in Vegas, it had to be 1992 or 93. It was summer, and bored with sexual exploits and hard drugging and drinking, I decided I'd have a lil fun with the midget that frequented my favorite bar. Lets call him Vance, because that was his name and no one is going to care to remember it. I started playing his friend, got close to him, he was obnoxiously chatty. Full of stupid, tiny opinions, tiny like his arms and legs, watching him stumble up onto a bar stool, often times waving away help, kept me from putting a gun in my mouth for a good six months. Well, I got him hooked on the shit. Bad. This guy would hit me up in the dead of night for a fix, would suck my dick, anything, and I mean anything. I did it all to this little fuck. What he didn't know, was that I had been consistently cutting his dope with saw dust from the hard work of better men, with glass, hell, I even crushed up a tic once and he was so deep into his high he never noticed. None of this was affecting him enough for my pleasure though, and I soon raised the stakes and added rat poison. I would even spray cockroach killer into his bags. I saw the effects almost immediately, he almost shrunk in size, if that were possible, he began to have mild seizures and I assured him it was simple withdrawals, and that he just needed a little more. Before a month was over, he was practically crawling to my door, having abandoned our bar and his friends. He would sit on my couch and cry about god having abandoned him, and before his untimely death, I made sure he had all but given up on any hope of peace or love in this life or any other.

Watching his little casket being carried by his midget children was the funniest shit I've ever seen, his family held me and wept and thought my tears were pain, but they were jubilation. I've never shared this story until now.

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>killed himself because it hurt too much to live

lol

I’m Warwick Davis. I’ve been in contact with the owners of Yea Forums and in time I’m sure I will be able to sue for hate speech. I hope it was fun for you all while it lasted

i've always wondered, when you kick a midget, do they bounce off your foot like a beachball, or do they just cave in like a rotten pumpkin?

>implying Yea Forums wouldn't fuck this

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I live in Israel Warwick, you can't sue me you antisemitic bigot

Good. Godspeed!

Velma is unironically adorable.

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>suing someone for having a low opinion of you

Yeeeeah gluck with that

Honestly if I saw that damn thing in my living room I'd stomp on it until it was a small brown stain

Suing someone for what tho

was just about to post that

Tall order. Why not take the high road?

>no chiwawa
damn

Careful user, impersonation for the purpose of belittlement is a petty offence

Why do it the favor of putting it out of its misery?

Just lock it in a box with mirrors on the inside walls, and let the image of its own grotesque, twisted form torment and haunt it until its heart gives out from the stress.

I'm Warwick Davis' Nemesis, The Midget Mangler.
I'm going to smash your children's bodies over your own, swinging them around like they weigh nothing, until there is nothing left of the aberration you call family but a red lumpy paste.
You're fucking dead, you infinitesimal faggot.

Nice

NOOOOOOOOO, THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS

lies

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Imagine breaking her brittle arms and legs then keeping her in a drawer to use as a fleshlight.

what is he talking about?

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Good we hate them too, little buddy.

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Yeah and if he does sue I hope he isn't short on money, lawyers are expensive

>pls respond

>Suing someone for banter
I am sorry Warwick this Mongolian basket waving image board is not hosted in the UK.

I'd like to bury this pack of freaks up to their necks in dirt and run the mower over their heads.

the midget does deeper anal though

Warwick Davis shitposts about himself on here so he can play the victim and get some publicity

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He doesnt have it so bad brother, This street my buddy grew up on had a midget who lived at the corner so youd have to walk by this dudes house to get to my friends. Thing is this wasn't your run-of-the-mill midget, he was sorta like hanks dad from king of the hill in that his legs didn't work right and he couldn't walk. So this little fella would roll on the ground as a means of transportation, not long distances mind you he actually drove a car but he still had to roll from his car to the garage. How does he drive with those silly non-functioning legs you might ask? Well my buddy was walking to school one day when it was raining and this little scrapper offered him a ride. Apparently he had little levers he would operate with his left hand as a gas and break, However i cant help but wonder how he gets to his in the rain or snow, does he have a little poncho he wears? Maybe he just parks in the garage but most drive in garages have stairs in them. This also begs the question if he can park in the garage and shorten his walk why doesnt he always do so? He could save him self the humiliation of travelling across his front yard by rolling like a log. I think he does it just because its what a normal person would do and he likes to live that way but people would definitely try and help him or something, i remember my mom gave me a ride to my buddys once and saw him and was like "wtf is that?!?!?! Is he alright?" and i was like no mom keep fucking driving hes fine and she sorta slowed down cause she didn't believe me and thought i was just being a shitter but then she realized he didnt want help and was embarrassed. I think his name was stan, he sorta looked like warwick davis

only proportionally

Hey man. Loved you in Gulliver's Travels.

Hey now, don't get short with us, Mr. Davis

I for one would like to ask Mr. Davis to stop shitposting about himself and his daughter's tits just to get attention.

too bad mini-me is dead now

because Yea Forums bullied him to death.

Normally I wouldn't be able to do this, but I'm pretty sure if I slammed a little heroin and a lot of meth, all I can say is fuckin BASED

"Swag is for boys.
Class is for men."
- Warwick Davis

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ayy, who can forget him in this scene

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Ded

Ded

Not ded yet

It's unfair